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by **Minskiev** » Mon Jun 08, 2020 9:51 pm

And this is Disney Channel!

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by **B o r o v a n** » Tue Jun 09, 2020 10:14 am

"Those of you signing up for grocery store membership cards like Vons and Walgreens...do you know if it costs anything?"
"Well no they just need my phone number and name."
"And what do you think they do with that info?"
No student replied.
"Let's say I were to shop at a Ralph's and I were to trip and fall. What do I do ?"
"You sue the supermarket."
"Precisely. But what happens when they have my contact info and all my purchases history?"
No response.
"They can say hey Treyvon, you purchased alcohol at our store last week. That means you like to drink so that fall of yours was just you being drunk. Supermarkets can now use your information to prevent lawsui-"

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by **Minskiev** » Tue Jun 09, 2020 10:21 am

And the duck goes: “Quack!” What does my wife say when she’s “having a drink with her friends”?

...

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by **Dominioan** » Tue Jun 09, 2020 10:55 am

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by **North American Environmental Alliance** » Tue Jun 09, 2020 12:25 pm

"So, here's how Fallout 4 is the best Fallout game in the franchise-"
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by **B o r o v a n** » Tue Jun 09, 2020 10:09 pm

"No Justice! No Peace! Black Lives Matter!" yelled a crowd near the library.
An Asian was holding his hands over his ears when the students came.
The chanting was louder.
"NO JUSTICE! NO PEACE! BLACK LIVES MATTER!" the crowd yelled with signs.
The Asian was waiting for them to pass holding a frozen burrito from the vending machine.
"NO JUSTICE!!! NO PEACE!!! BLACK LIVES MATTER!!," chanted the crowd.
The crowd then moved on, their protests resuming to normal volume as they marched away.
Meanwhile, the custodian was looking at the Asian, "What about our lives? They should be leaving us some peac-"

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by **Minskiev** » Tue Jun 09, 2020 10:14 pm

“And a study shows that 70% of the BLM movement is composed of white people, in the north of course. In the rural south, most of BLM has been lyn-“

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by **ArenaC** » Tue Jun 09, 2020 10:18 pm

“I’m gay”
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by **Dominioan** » Wed Jun 10, 2020 5:30 am

"Aaaaaand its time again for the Mickey Mouse Courthouse! Today Donald Duck is on trial for mass homicide. Today he..."
*2 hours later
"Your honor, im telling you i was framed!"
"Jury?"
"Your honor, we find the defendant...guilty!"
*changes channel

by **Moialia** » Wed Jun 10, 2020 5:32 am

*Accidentally, the AN changed the channel to the rickroll channel*
CHANGES CHANNEL

by **Freedom and Memes** » Wed Jun 10, 2020 5:36 am

Honey, where are my paaaaaaaaaa *changes channel*

by **North American Environmental Alliance** » Wed Jun 10, 2020 8:53 pm

"Despite making up 14% of the popula-"
*Hits the "Record to Tape" button so we can watch the show later*
*Changes channel*

We would watch the show, but lets let the nations below get to see if anything else is good on TV.

27 November 2022

"-aaaaants?"
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"Protesters are demanding justice for Donald Duck after he was found guilty of killing seven--"
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"--chicken farmers, who were offering--"
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"-A second Kenneth Branagh figurine! Call the number at the bottom of your scr-"
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"-atch!"
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by **A Salmon Named Harold** » Wed Jun 10, 2020 9:28 pm

And now a word from our sponsor, NordV-
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by **Minskiev** » Wed Jun 10, 2020 9:31 pm

RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS

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by **Freedom and Memes** » Wed Jun 10, 2020 11:34 pm

This show had been brought to you by nord v *changes channel*

by **North American Environmental Alliance** » Thu Jun 11, 2020 8:03 am

"Thanks to our sponsor: BetterHelp!"
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by **United Anarchist Communes** » Thu Jun 11, 2020 8:13 am

"The Students' Union asks for more financial resources to guarantee the health of every student" *Changes channel*

by **Carrelie** » Thu Jun 11, 2020 8:18 am

"So don't get a crack, call us today. Autogla-"
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by **Fatatatutti** » Thu Jun 11, 2020 8:25 am

"You've seen him under cover as a penguin and a flamingo. You've seen him impersonate a big-mouthed pelican with no makeup. Now Alphonse takes on what may be his greatest challenge - disguised as a hummingbird...."

*changes channel*

by **North American Environmental Alliance** » Thu Jun 11, 2020 8:38 am

*Gordan Ramsey, red faced*
"IT'S F*CKING RAW!"
*Changes Channel*

by **Minskiev** » Thu Jun 11, 2020 8:40 am

“Alright, let’s see what we have here.
*nom*
Alright. Oi’ve got two bay huneyst, this is preytey sh*t.“

*changes channel*

by **The Arbys Cult** » Thu Jun 11, 2020 8:59 am

"It's clear these protesters only want one thing: police reform. Wait. Hold on. It seems that one of the protest's leaders is halting the march! He appears to be lecturing the crowd about rising cheese prices. Is that--he has a projector! He's giving a PowerPoint presentation about cheese!"

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by **Necroviribus** » Thu Jun 11, 2020 3:17 pm

Do you need more money? Well we'll give you 10,000$ if you give us a small price of 20,000$! It's a deal you can't appea-
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by **Giovenith** » Sat Jun 13, 2020 6:45 am

Minskiev wrote:“And a study shows that 70% of the BLM movement is composed of white people, in the north of course. In the rural south, most of BLM has been lyn-“

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*** Warned for Trolling ***

Not necessary.

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