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Posted:
Sun Jun 07, 2020 9:49 pmby Minskiev
By changing the channel, you automatically give us access to your home. Do not change the channel. If you do, we will find you and kill you. Now back on Octagon of Prosperity!
*changes channel*
Posted:
Sun Jun 07, 2020 9:57 pmby Wochaystein
Minskiev wrote:By changing the channel, you automatically give us access to your home. Do not change the channel. If you do, we will find you and kill you. Now back on Octagon of Prosperity!
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"I'm going to show you how much harder it is to get into martial arts than other professions. And I'm going to show you how much harder it is to get into martial arts than other professions. And I'm going to tell you how much harder it is to get into martial arts than other professions. And I'm going to show you how much harder it is to get into martial arts than other professions."
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Posted:
Mon Jun 08, 2020 8:13 amby All Countryhumans
"And now, the nations of the world"
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Posted:
Mon Jun 08, 2020 8:15 amby Penguinya
Today President Tru--
changes 3 channels over
Posted:
Mon Jun 08, 2020 8:24 amby Carrelie
"-sts fund, for you, and for your-"
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Posted:
Mon Jun 08, 2020 8:26 amby Penguinya
"I am once again ask--"
No thanks, Bernie.
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Posted:
Mon Jun 08, 2020 8:31 amby Prorescia
-And this study shows that video games cause mental illness and viole-
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Posted:
Mon Jun 08, 2020 8:32 amby Carrelie
"-nt passionate romance, coming soon to-"
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Posted:
Mon Jun 08, 2020 8:34 amby ArenaC
“the baby fucking dies”
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Mon Jun 08, 2020 8:34 amby Ethyria
"Welcome to today's news. Local newspapers have given up on correct spelling."
LIKE THEY HADN'T ALREADY!
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Posted:
Mon Jun 08, 2020 8:35 amby Minskiev
“And welcome back to A Little Late with Lilly Singh! Haha welcome girls! No guys. No white people either. And no straight people. Did you know I’m not a white man? And now, what did the bee say to the old flower? Okay bloomer. *obvious laughtrack with nobody in the audience laughing* Everyone who didn’t laugh is a patriarchal white supremacist! And now, if Eminem wasn’t a straight white man.”
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Posted:
Mon Jun 08, 2020 8:37 amby North American Environmental Alliance
"Another bigot won't bake this poor gay couple's cake!"
Dope.
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Posted:
Mon Jun 08, 2020 8:38 amby Minskiev
“I’m not going to give you that just because you’re gay.”
“You’re not going to give me that JUST because I’m gay?!”
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Posted:
Mon Jun 08, 2020 8:41 amby Prozitia
"You see, the structure of gravity is inherently incompatible with human conciou-"
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Posted:
Mon Jun 08, 2020 8:43 amby North American Environmental Alliance
"Welcome back to channel 6's art gallery, and today, we have a piece of art here from a local furry who made an 'interesting' painting about two wolf humanoids-"
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Posted:
Mon Jun 08, 2020 9:52 amby Dominioan
"-licking boots! Thats all you do! Well, im going to lower taxes whether these bureaucrats in the capital like it or-"
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Posted:
Mon Jun 08, 2020 12:41 pmby All Countryhumans
"And China, Korea, Japan"
Edit:forgot the next part
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Posted:
Mon Jun 08, 2020 5:50 pmby Western Fardelshufflestein
"-Don't forget! Tomorrow, any persons who are spotted not wearing an I AM NOT KENNETH BRANAGH T-shirt will be automatically-"
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Posted:
Mon Jun 08, 2020 5:54 pmby Onfande
"Is this supposed to be a mountain? I don't see one... why do I hear screaming? Is it the four pixels thing agai-"
changes channel just before the 4 pixels are shown
Posted:
Mon Jun 08, 2020 5:59 pmby Minskiev
And now, the Nations of the World, brought to you by Yakko Warner!
*music*
United States
Canada
Mexico
Panama
Haiti
Jamaica
Peru
Republic Dominican
Cuba
Caribbean
Greenland
El Salvador too
Puerto Rico
Colombia
Venezuela
Honduras
Guyana and still
Guatemala
Bolivia
Then Argentina
And Ecuador
Chile
Brazil
Costa Rica
Belize
Nicaragua
Bermuda
Bahamas
Tobago
San Juan
Paraguay
Uruguay
Suriname
and French Guiana
Barbados
And Guam
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Posted:
Mon Jun 08, 2020 6:08 pmby The United Terran Commonwealth
“Get a free footlong only at-”
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Posted:
Mon Jun 08, 2020 7:23 pmby Western Fardelshufflestein
"-the White House, where several protesters were seen trying to-"
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"HANS, GET ZE FLAMMENWERFER!"
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"If only there was a way for me to become-"
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Posted:
Mon Jun 08, 2020 7:35 pmby Nullhaven
"I can't understand what people are sayin'
어느 장단에 맞춰야 될지
한 발자국 떼면 한 발자국 커지는 shadow"
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I hate kpop
Posted:
Mon Jun 08, 2020 8:09 pmby North American Environmental Alliance
讚美中國共產黨！
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Posted:
Mon Jun 08, 2020 9:11 pmby B o r o v a n
Eyeballs gouge. Fear strikes inside.
"Hehe. Funny what my mind contraption does to your mind eh? I call it normalcy fascism. What it does is it alters your mind slowly as you least expect it. Your mind susceptible to autism will slowly deteriorating and become normal but the consequences are worse than anything you ever face. The methods employed are the values of sheer stupidity and unorthodoxy constantly subverting your mind. Your life will be normal but your outcome will a life worse than death because you will be living with it for the rest of your miserable li-"
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