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Posted: **Thu Jun 04, 2020 3:28 pm**

“Dogs are attacking Dollystana’s capital”

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Posted: **Thu Jun 04, 2020 3:43 pm**

"THE RUSSIANS ARE BACK-"

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Posted: **Thu Jun 04, 2020 3:48 pm**

"AGAIN WITH ANOTHER BANGER 3AM CHALLENGE VIDEO, AND TODAY WE'LL BE CALLING-"
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Posted: **Thu Jun 04, 2020 3:51 pm**

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
I'm Megan Markle, and we are talking about elephants!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
THEY DRINK WATER WOO HOO!

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Posted: **Thu Jun 04, 2020 6:41 pm**

"...and finally in sports tonight... MLB owners and the players association are still at loggerheads over monetary distribution when and if the baseball season ever..."

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Posted: **Thu Jun 04, 2020 7:52 pm**

"-gets interrupted by Kenneth Branagh, then we can assume that Poland is definitely-"
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Posted: **Thu Jun 04, 2020 7:52 pm**

"Uh oh, we're in trouble"

-_-

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Posted: **Fri Jun 05, 2020 9:09 am**

"There appears to be a quantum anomaly in the criaxioaksd flux hyper dimensional neo-capitciators! We have to-"
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Posted: **Fri Jun 05, 2020 9:12 am**

"...It looks like America has gone and blown itself u-"

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Posted: **Fri Jun 05, 2020 10:20 am**

"-nder the bus, they're clearly hiding-"
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Posted: **Fri Jun 05, 2020 12:48 pm**

"Alphonse catches Covid-7. Fish makes fun of him for being behind the times."

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Posted: **Sat Jun 06, 2020 8:32 am**

"When you need online privacy, you need a VPN like—ah, who cares? They're probably fast-forwarding through this part anyway."

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Posted: **Sat Jun 06, 2020 9:02 am**

"DO DO DODODODOD DOO DOO DO DO DO DO-DO-DO!"

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Posted: **Sat Jun 06, 2020 9:06 am**

You unlock this door with the key of imagination behind it lies another dimension...

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Posted: **Sat Jun 06, 2020 10:06 am**

"It's a world of cheese, a planet of-"
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Posted: **Sat Jun 06, 2020 10:13 am**

“-meat! Pick up some high quality Japanese Kobe Beef at- ”

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Posted: **Sat Jun 06, 2020 11:45 am**

"-the average grocery store. They have over three hundred-"
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Posted: **Sat Jun 06, 2020 11:47 am**

"-health violations and several citations for attempting to serve poisonous-"
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Posted: **Sat Jun 06, 2020 1:05 pm**

"-dogs to the general populous, and citizens of Generica are-"
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Posted: **Sat Jun 06, 2020 5:17 pm**

"...rioting after the price of gasoline rose 1¢ per gallon; the angry crowd is making its way..."

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Posted: **Sat Jun 06, 2020 5:22 pm**

And now, I w-will perform my poem....R-roses are red, a good source for potassium is a banana, why did you leave me, what did I do to you Hannah?

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Posted: **Sun Jun 07, 2020 6:38 pm**

"Alphonse releases the Kraken. Fish goes downtown to renew his bus pass. The Kraken tries to escape from Alphonse."

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Posted: **Sun Jun 07, 2020 6:55 pm**

“And then I said that’s not my wife; that’s my goat! *laughtrack* So I was talking to my co-worker...*laughtrack* and then he said: ‘Knock knock’ so I said ‘Who’s there?’ and he said ‘Orange’...*laughtrack* and so I responded ‘Orange who.’ and he yelled ‘BANANA!’ *laughtrack*”

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Posted: **Sun Jun 07, 2020 7:58 pm**

"Another terrorist cell of the dreaded Project Birthright was just destroyed by our glorious People's Army-"
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Posted: **Sun Jun 07, 2020 8:01 pm**

Now on BBC 1 the News

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