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S0up Nazi
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Posts: 6
Founded: Aug 22, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby S0up Nazi » Thu Sep 06, 2018 11:09 am

As you know, Cardi pulled out of her opening spot last month on Bruno's upcoming tour, saying it would be too much of a physical...

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Sefy the Great
Diplomat
 
Posts: 776
Founded: May 08, 2018
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Postby Sefy the Great » Thu Sep 06, 2018 7:47 pm

*generic hour-long ad show meant to trick suburban mothers into buying an overpriced vacuum*
*changes channel*
A 12.7 civilization, according to this index.

Motto is "All shall be well, and all matter of things shall be well." but it didn't fit.
reworking history, please wait...
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Tondo Federation
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 107
Founded: Apr 25, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Tondo Federation » Thu Sep 06, 2018 7:54 pm

"Hi. I'm George W. Bu-"
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♚ The Rajahnate of Tondo ♚
Based of the Philippines and Malaysia, Tondo is a regional superpower located in Southeast Asia known for being one of the most prosperous nations in the world, and is known as the Silicon Valley of Southeast Asia.

Making a "third" revamp on Tondo since I last abandoned this 4 months ago.
15 year old 10th grade Filipino moderate conservative
Maynila Times  Hundreds of Singaporean protesters, seek refuge in Seludong as Malaysia closes borders | Pampanga mayor, prosecuted after murder case | Iloilo, ranked as Tondo's most cultured city
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Great Celestial China
Envoy
 
Posts: 298
Founded: Dec 17, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Great Celestial China » Thu Sep 06, 2018 7:54 pm

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A 12 civilization, according to this index.
I'll add more in my sig eventually
I gave up fixing the flag, might ask for help one day
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Poetict Thoughts
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Posts: 13
Founded: Aug 26, 2018
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Postby Poetict Thoughts » Thu Sep 06, 2018 7:56 pm

"You need to repent f..."

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Abarri
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 497
Founded: Aug 10, 2017
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Abarri » Fri Sep 07, 2018 3:25 am

"Well, when a mommy bear falls in love with a daddy b-"

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Click to see factbook entries. Please ignore the income tax rate provided by NS. Timeline is frozen at 2021.
Prefers The South Pacific. Spanish is not my native language. I often take things for granted. Green is my favorite color. Collects music CDs. A male who's an almost-libertarian. Nominal non-practicing Protestant. Eh, to heck with it, I'm unaffiliated. Poetaster.
How I found NS. Try not guessing where I reside.
We need to accept that there are things beyond our control.
Also, if having a letter in a flag is a sin, I'm your vexillographical sinner.
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Great Celestial China
Envoy
 
Posts: 298
Founded: Dec 17, 2017
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Postby Great Celestial China » Fri Sep 07, 2018 4:10 pm

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*change channel*
A 12 civilization, according to this index.
I'll add more in my sig eventually
I gave up fixing the flag, might ask for help one day
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Medwedian Democratic Federation
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Posts: 1257
Founded: May 27, 2014
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Postby Medwedian Democratic Federation » Fri Sep 07, 2018 4:11 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ujz3lyEMosg

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95X
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Posts: 1418
Founded: Sep 30, 2004
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Postby 95X » Fri Sep 07, 2018 5:36 pm

Host: "Critics have rightfully pointed out that telecommunications mergers and acquisitions have resulted in higher prices forthe consumer, all while companies claim the opposite."

Spin doctor/pundit: "But we haven't seen the merger of these two companies! The combined company will offer value and innov–"

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Nation not my RL views, etc.
Poe's Law. Nonpartisan.
Is it sad that some I learned AO4LIFE from are no longer in Atlantian Oceania?
“An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.”—Niels Bohr
‘Everyone makes mistakes, that's why they put erasers at the end of pencils.’—Bob Monkhouse paraphrase
“If you want to read books, read books.”—Dennis James
AOCAF 22 & 47 Champions! • Volleyball World Expo 1, 2, 4, 7 & 9 Champions!
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S0up Nazi
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Posts: 6
Founded: Aug 22, 2016
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Postby S0up Nazi » Fri Sep 07, 2018 6:25 pm

Ronnie’s baby's mama tells her sordid side of the story... and here’s why she BLEW UP the...

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Poetict Thoughts
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Posts: 13
Founded: Aug 26, 2018
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Postby Poetict Thoughts » Fri Sep 07, 2018 9:33 pm

"I'm Rob Dyrdek and always with me is Chanel West coast"

Finally somwthing worth watching

*accedently hits random button"

" It's Tinky-Winky, Dipsy, Laa Laa and Po"

F**K NO

*CHANGES FRANTICALY, DOESN'T WORK, UNPLUGS FROM WALL AS FAST I CAN*
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Great Celestial China
Envoy
 
Posts: 298
Founded: Dec 17, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Great Celestial China » Fri Sep 07, 2018 11:13 pm

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*Changes channel*
*Does not work*
*Breaks TV and buys new one*
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A 12 civilization, according to this index.
I'll add more in my sig eventually
I gave up fixing the flag, might ask for help one day
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Ungvarnfjall
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 118
Founded: Sep 03, 2018
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Postby Ungvarnfjall » Fri Sep 07, 2018 11:17 pm

Please insert brain stem data uploader now to view this channel.

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.‡ WINTER IS COMING ‡.


廣東話 / Français / نجد عربي / Русский / Ελληνική / Latine
please leave me out of politics
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Medwedian Democratic Federation
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Posts: 1257
Founded: May 27, 2014
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Postby Medwedian Democratic Federation » Sat Sep 08, 2018 1:21 am

...20 cowardly American imperialist spies have been executed this morning in the capital. His Excellency, the Glorious and Honourable...

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S0up Nazi
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Posts: 6
Founded: Aug 22, 2016
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Postby S0up Nazi » Sat Sep 08, 2018 12:37 pm

Cardi has declared full-on war, sending a message to Nicki, "I've let a lot of shit slide! I let you sneak diss me, I let you lie on me..."

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The Biggles Syndicate
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Posts: 939
Founded: May 18, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby The Biggles Syndicate » Sat Sep 08, 2018 5:28 pm

Welcome back to Camping With the Green Party! Today we will make a campfire! First we place the sticks on the ground and-"
"Uh, sir, there was a Rebirthed Hive Warning in the area, do you want to-"
"Shut up, cameraman! So first you- wait, what the hell is that?!"
"KREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
"OH SH-"
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Tornado Queendom
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Posts: 1129
Founded: Sep 09, 2016
Mother Knows Best State

Postby Tornado Queendom » Sat Sep 08, 2018 5:30 pm

The Biggles Syndicate wrote:Welcome back to Camping With the Green Party! Today we will make a campfire! First we place the sticks on the ground and-"
"Uh, sir, there was a Rebirthed Hive Warning in the area, do you want to-"
"Shut up, cameraman! So first you- wait, what the hell is that?!"
"KREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
"OH SH-"
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"All your base are belong to us"
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UNDER ECONOMIC MARTIAL LAW (Communism)
The craziest schizo on NationStates. National Trotskyism is my ideology.
Enron Did Nothing Wrong
Stay Home™
There are three genders: Male, Female, and Spam. I respect your opinion if you think otherwise.
Epstein Didn't Kill Himself™
The future will not look like the Jetsons, it will look like Mutant Rampage BodySlam.
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SquareDisc City
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Posts: 3587
Founded: Jul 02, 2004
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby SquareDisc City » Sat Sep 08, 2018 6:04 pm

Boom boom boomboom boomboomboom https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Txbq8UzN8vw

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FT: The Confederation of the United Pokemon Types, led by Regent Mew.
Nuclear pulse propulsion is best propulsion.
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Great Celestial China
Envoy
 
Posts: 298
Founded: Dec 17, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Great Celestial China » Sat Sep 08, 2018 7:46 pm

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*gets flashbacks*
*sigh*
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A 12 civilization, according to this index.
I'll add more in my sig eventually
I gave up fixing the flag, might ask for help one day
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Latin Islands
Envoy
 
Posts: 204
Founded: Nov 29, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Latin Islands » Sun Sep 09, 2018 2:38 am

"In World War II the average age of the combat soldier was twenty-six. In Vietnam he was nineteen in inininininin Vietnam he was n-"

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IC:
The Federation of Latin Islands
"D'un océan à l'autre"
A parliamentary democracy in The West Pacific.
OOC:
Have you experienced something so nostalgic that it hurts?
Likes animated series. Dislikes overgeneralizations.
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Tandriheer
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Posts: 13
Founded: Sep 07, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Tandriheer » Sun Sep 09, 2018 2:44 am

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What?

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A peaceful arctic nation known for its sparse population, arctic foxes, gemstones and year-round snow? Welcome to Tandriheer!
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SquareDisc City
Senator
 
Posts: 3587
Founded: Jul 02, 2004
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby SquareDisc City » Sun Sep 09, 2018 8:47 am

On tonight's show. A woman wants to know if her boyfriend has been sleeping with her sister. A man asks, is he really the father. And a woman who gave birth to twins - with different fathers.

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FT: The Confederation of the United Pokemon Types, led by Regent Mew.
Nuclear pulse propulsion is best propulsion.
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S0up Nazi
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 6
Founded: Aug 22, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby S0up Nazi » Mon Sep 10, 2018 4:16 pm

"Now, Roddy Piper's kids say she's doing a damn fine job keeping his spirit alive and they support her 100% moving forward. So, get your Kleenex ready and...... "

*searches desperately for damn remote"

*hops across the room and changes channel manually to anything else*
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The Great Under-Empire
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Sep 09, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby The Great Under-Empire » Mon Sep 10, 2018 4:20 pm

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The Skaven Under-Empire from Warhammer
Sorry BP for weird english. Also, can't do half the Issues because it won't make sense.
Clans of the Under-Empire
Klxa ow xte Entta-Exnxvia
NS stat-things are eaten-devoured, good-yes!

SVN: Great-glorious rocket into space! More worlds, more food, more glory for us! | We take elf-thing magic, dead-things magic, Chaos-things magic! Take it all, Take it all!!! | Warp-tech makes no gravity weapon-machine, make pointy-ears and human things fly fly!
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Ungvarnfjall
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 118
Founded: Sep 03, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Ungvarnfjall » Mon Sep 10, 2018 4:23 pm

"THIS IS AN AUTOMATED WARNING FROM THE CDC; YOUR LOCAL AREA IS INFECTED WITH AN UNKNOWN AND HIGHLY INFECTUOUS VIRUS, REPORT TO DECONTAMINATION AREAS IMMEDIA-"
*Interrupted by the sounds of the infected barrraging your doors*
*Changes channel anyways*
.‡ WINTER IS COMING ‡.


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