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[B o r o v a n]

"That's great, honey."

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[Nacrad]

"So, we're gonna give all the masks to the guards, no?...."


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[Ubekibekibekibekistanstan]

“...a bear has been found hoarding honey.”

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[Tokuopolis]

“...a bear has been found hoarding honey.”

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Blob: Hey, you! Where am I supposed to be?
Duncan: I don't know. How about a sideshow?

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[B o r o v a n]

"Grandma!"
"Oh it's gonna be a long time until I see you again!" She hugged.
"I'm gonna be away for important things."
Grandma Cordett looked left, "Oh you must be the girl Harold has always been talking about! Harold has always been talking about he always tries looking over at you in class!"
"Grandma!"
"I'm sorry dear!" She shrugged,"You were always so excited and animated talking about her."
The girl smiled, "I'm Wendy."
"Wendy. Im Sarah Cordett. But you call me Mrs. Cordett and Grandma Cordett."
"Well we best be going."
Grandma Cordett gave Harold another big hug, "Oh I'm gonna miss you so much!" She kissed him on the cheek. Harold and Wendy then went when Mrs. Cordett called Wendy.
"Mrs. Cordett?"
"Be sure to take care of Harold my dear. He's always getting into trouble and usually so sensitive and shy. Especially with what the Coronavirus crisis going on. I'd just don't know what to do if anything happens to him."
"Don't worry Mrs.," she looked back at Harold packing his belongings into the trunk, "Cordett, he'll be in good hands," smiling.
"Yes because if you don't..."Grandma Cordett's warm face changed into a more threatening dangerous look.
Wendy didn't seem taken abac-

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[Cossack Peoples]

*in the voice of Martin Luther King Jr., with very audible edits*
"The FUCK did you just say about me, you little bitch?"

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[Kathol Rift]

“We are microscopic explorers on Bernie Sanders’s head, looking for hair follicles. No luck so far. We’ll be back in an hour.”

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[95X]

"Today, I have called a press conference to tell the people of this fine nation that the reporters for NBS are—"

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[Onfande]

"-e will be talking to the CEO of WallsCart, on what he thinks of the issue with the Photosphere Virus. Now, let us get to that."

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[Vallermoore]

"This virus will kill us all!"

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[Latin Islands]

"Time to transform!"

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[Kefflavik]

"Oh my god! Jim just took a major dive, I don't think he's getting back up from th-"

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[Ubekibekibekibekistanstan]

"The virus is now about to begin a press conference, and we have a reporter on the scene. Here she is now... Gertrude, what is the virus expected to discuss?"

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[Nuloerkun]

*And here comes Mario again, ready to deal a finishing blow to Smithy!

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And... it's all over! Or is it? Smithy has taken the final Grand Star and transformed into a massive moon-like structure, destroying entire planets in one pulse! Oh no!

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It looks like the team is finished... as the Smith Star aims again at the Observatory. But Rosalina then intervenes, and protects the team to an almost infinite degree. Seriously, this force field could withstand being 100000 km from a supernova... it passes straight through the pulse unharmed!

Now, it's the team's turn to finish off this galactic menace once and for all. See you next time for the final fight of Mario Galaxy 3!

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[Cul-Ed-Sac]

"As I touched the honey...
Dripping from the bl-"

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[Prozitia]

"...and that's why we need a cyber revolu-"

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[Maple Sryup]

"Welcome back to the History Channel Conspiracy Channel!
Today, we will be talking about the conspiracy theory "Egyptians built the Pyramids" I mean c'mon, who actually believes that? We all know the Pyramids were build by Alie-"

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[Korean Proletarians]

"The teacher has arrived to teach her students today's teachings which need to be taught."

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[Latin Islands]

"I want to quit nailbiting."

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[Jerzylvania]

"I think we can open up the economy by Easter... "

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[B o r o v a n]

"Borovan you have a virus inside you."
...
"It's eating you up. There is no cure for the virus-"

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[Strahcoin]

"The coronavirus is going to-"*changes channel*

[Latin Islands]

"I am the cure. Stop resisti-"

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[Grahnol]

'Michael Bloomberg, a champion of progress, business, economics, governance. With over 10 years of experience as the mayor of the Big Apple, the financial hub and media centre of the world, CEO and co-founder of Bloomberg L.P, one of the biggest media and financial conglomerates in the world, Bloomberg has lead New York City through major strides in the wake of the September 11 attacks, from repairing urban infrastructure in the devastated city to improving public education to bridging the gaps between different groups and guaranteeing social equality. Bloomberg has since remained vigilant and returned to Bloomberg L.P, a major provider of financial services, software and analytics for the largest enterprises, as well as news reports of the latest financial news in Bloomberg News and Bloomberg Radio. Michael Bloomberg has proven himself to be a competent and effective businessman and politician. Vot--'

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Take that Bloomberg

[Onfande]

"-ot dead! No! Not... not dead. He is cure-"


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