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[Terropo]

“This channel was brought to you by Cars-R-Us. Buy a car today!”
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[Ubekibekibekibekistanstan]

“We are now selling pencils in bulk. Packages offered include a thousand-pack, 2000-pack, and 4000-pack, for the low price of 3¢ per pencil!”

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[Latin Islands]

"Say my name. Say it say it."
"Uh..."

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[Voxija]

"My name is Kalina Elizavelar, I am Voxijan, and I am a Sc—"

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[Fatatatutti]

"Fish does something a fish couldn't possibly do. Alphonse blows something up.... Tonight's episode of Alphonse and Fish has been phoned in on the Bell network...."

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[Vallermoore]

"Taylor Swift is really a..." *Changes Channel*

[95X]

"Next on Amazing Product Showcase, a seasoning so good you'll want to use it on every dish, every night!

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[B o r o v a n]

"Recent polling shows insurgent candidate Ernie Landers rising to 21% shocking the establishment, while the candidates Pern Darley with 28%, Resd San 18%, with the rest of the field stuck behind."
"Our system has failed us. Look at how things are done. We are sick and tired of the shit they've given us and we need a revolution."says Ernie.
"Folks, we need to stay clear, we need to go and be honest and go do same things," says Pern.
"If you elect me, I will ensure that we get good stuff done and make sure we stop focusing on stuff like getting boyfriends and girlfriends and focusing on jobs and life's purpose. We need friends here-" says Resd.
"Oh that's bullshit." Says Pern.
"I agree and we need to go further, we need to turn our feelings negative and anger. We need to go-"
"You're just crazy as him,"Pern pointing his finger at Ernie.

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[95X]

"Next on Wrestling Ton—"

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[The Federal Government of Iowa]

ALIENS! ALIENS ALIENS ALIENS! I KNEW IT KNEW IT KNEW IT KNEW IT!! I KNEW THEY BUILD THE PYRAM...

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[Fatatatutti]

"Alphonse makes soylent green...."

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[Nuloerkun]

"Now showing a video detailing Nulœrkun's history.

The first leader of Nulœrkun was QPasȹa I, from days 0 to 89 of Q 0. He was a relatively passive leader, doing his best to support the handful of colonists he went with, and settling on one small island. During this period, an economy was started, and the base of a nation was formed. The population increased by 2 during this period. ..."

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[95X]

"Funding for this PBS Kids program was provided by Focus on the Family—"

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[San Lumen]

" up next on the Leather channel, hot men in full leather"

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[Imperial Britannia]

“...and now we present to you a full hour of Khmer Rouge propaganda uninterrupte...”

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[B o r o v a n]

"Ok folks I want you guys to follow script to persuade undecided Warren voters to vote to us. Basically say that while I like Warren, Warren is supported by upper middle class educated voters..."
"But Bernie your campaign is supported by the upper middle class too..."
"Whaddaya mean?"
"Your campaign literally mentions that phrase thrice on your website when referencing the regulations on Wall Street, hike taxes on the rich, and overall message. Not to mention that campaign volunteer office set up by one of your coordinators you sent to was literally next to a bunch of white upper middle class stores ..."
"Never mind that! "

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[95X]

"In our latest uncarrier move, we are buying another carrier and becoming a standard cell phone carrier!"

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[Abject Ludicrosity]

"We are now going to a live announcement from the Pope..."

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[Nuloerkun]

"Now, what's happening for Mario and co.: A huge army of goombas is in the way! 10,000, 20,000, 30,000... How many are there?

Another commentator: Oh, 144,185 to be exact.

Wow, immediately Peach sends a koopa shell into the crowd, eliminating hundreds of goombas. +774 XP, +774 .

Meanwhile, Luigi is swarmed by them, taking slight damage and stomping on several as well. His HP is at 99/105. +18 XP, +18 .

Geno is sniping some of them from far away, taking out one or two at a time. +53 XP, +53 .

There's one of many larger goombas deep within the crowd, which Mario just jumps on. 24 damage. ...

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[Fatatatutti]

"Alphonse goes duck hunting. Fish reminds him that he's a duck. They watch reruns of Hancock's Half Hour. Alphonse does his impression of Long John Silver doing Hamlet. Fish laughs so hard he almost drowns."

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[Ravennog]

"Recent documents and sources have shown that Ravennog has been persecuting anti-vaxxers without anyone knowing..."

"Sounds neat."

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[95X]

"The latest on our live protest coverage, the National Guard has been called in to attempt to disperse the crowd."

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[Aplexiana]

"Darling-I love you so much... But I'm leaving you! Because I hate you for going out with that bimbo!"
"WHAT!?!?!?!"
"Goodb-"
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[StupidsRUs]

"If you look closely at the bottom left corner, you may catch a glimpse of the elusive African-"
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[B o r o v a n]

"The Democraps are trying to rig the elections in favor of them! They're trying to run a Democrat as a Republican to split our votes, change the local poll centers into vote centers, and enroll compulsory voting so Republicans will stop v..."

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