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Great Celestial China
Envoy
 
Posts: 298
Founded: Dec 17, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Great Celestial China » Tue Aug 28, 2018 6:38 pm

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*Change Channel*
A 12 civilization, according to this index.
I'll add more in my sig eventually
I gave up fixing the flag, might ask for help one day
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Jane and Daria
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 9
Founded: Apr 07, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Jane and Daria » Tue Aug 28, 2018 7:25 pm

"Who farted, dude? Err, umm, heh-heh he who smelt it dealt it...."

*changes channel*
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Ellinikos
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 15
Founded: Aug 25, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Ellinikos » Tue Aug 28, 2018 7:28 pm

"THERE IS NO GOD, ONLY SUFFERING. FOLLOW MY WORD AND ASCEND TO IMMOR-"

*changes channel*
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Λ WELCOME TO ELLINIKOS, HOME OF THE SPARTANS Λ

ELLINIKOS NEWS: The Achaean Sea Wall has finished construction. Λ Winter has arrived in Ellinikos, making for unusually cold weather this year. Λ A strange plague has killed many livestock in Naemedion.
_[' ]_- [_★_]- i\/\/i - ✿~✿ -⟨*✝*⟩
( -_Q) ( -_- ) ( -_- ) ( -_- ) ( -_- )
Copy and paste this into your signature if you support cool hats
NS Stats are lesser Turkish desserts.
*PT Ellinikos is what I standardly use unless the RP event I'm in explicitly requires otherwise.*
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Vidane
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Jun 05, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Vidane » Tue Aug 28, 2018 7:37 pm

Ellinikos wrote:"THERE IS NO GOD, ONLY SUFFERING. FOLLOW MY WORD AND ASCEND TO IMMOR-"

*changes channel*


"GOOD GRIEF HE'S NAKED!"

*Changes Channel*
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Sefy the Great
Diplomat
 
Posts: 776
Founded: May 08, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Sefy the Great » Tue Aug 28, 2018 7:49 pm

Vidane wrote:
Ellinikos wrote:"THERE IS NO GOD, ONLY SUFFERING. FOLLOW MY WORD AND ASCEND TO IMMOR-"

*changes channel*


"GOOD GRIEF HE'S NAKED!"

*Changes Channel*

*changes past three radio channels and one reality TV show*
A 12.7 civilization, according to this index.

Motto is "All shall be well, and all matter of things shall be well." but it didn't fit.
reworking history, please wait...
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Aikidoka
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Jul 19, 2018
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Postby Aikidoka » Tue Aug 28, 2018 7:51 pm

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Fatatatutti
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10966
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Ex-Nation

Postby Fatatatutti » Wed Aug 29, 2018 1:57 pm

"... tonight on Baking with Alphonse, special guest star William Shatner...."

*changes channel*

"...two thumbs up...."

*changes channel*

"... eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...."

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Jane and Daria
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 9
Founded: Apr 07, 2018
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Postby Jane and Daria » Wed Aug 29, 2018 2:04 pm

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Donald LeRoy Tirebiter
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Mar 19, 2017
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Postby Donald LeRoy Tirebiter » Thu Aug 30, 2018 12:32 pm

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Communist Zombie Horde
Diplomat
 
Posts: 942
Founded: Jan 04, 2018
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Postby Communist Zombie Horde » Thu Aug 30, 2018 3:41 pm

If you can hear what the following audio is, you listen so well that the KGB needs you to join. Turn up your volume and listen closely so you can understand the following message and be able to join and spy on everyone all over the world!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4SAqoVFsqU
*unable to hear and doubts there actually is any audio and so changes channel*
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NS Parliament: Arnold Delbert; National People's Party

This nation is not entirely representative of my views. I've had some fun with the stats and I want to keep them that way.
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Sefy the Great
Diplomat
 
Posts: 776
Founded: May 08, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Sefy the Great » Thu Aug 30, 2018 8:05 pm

Communist Zombie Horde wrote:If you can hear what the following audio is, you listen so well that the KGB needs you to join. Turn up your volume and listen closely so you can understand the following message and be able to join and spy on everyone all over the world!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4SAqoVFsqU
*unable to hear and doubts there actually is any audio and so changes channel*

*exact same, but for the Gestapo*
*changes channel because of same reason*
A 12.7 civilization, according to this index.

Motto is "All shall be well, and all matter of things shall be well." but it didn't fit.
reworking history, please wait...
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Dalmatian Cities
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Jul 20, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby Dalmatian Cities » Thu Aug 30, 2018 8:16 pm

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Devernia
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1453
Founded: Apr 25, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby Devernia » Sat Sep 01, 2018 1:40 am

"The Internet Protection Agency advises you to look out for offenders with a high Lewdness Index, including: anime lolis, thots, furri—"

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Comunidade de Devernha [MT 2019]
???
NS stats may or may not be used.

NOTE: Will nearly retcon everything soon.
RECENT HEADLINES:26 Officials In Parliament Found With NCoV | Devernian Stock Market Collapses In Global Recession | "How Long Will We Last?" Declares Opinion Piece In Gaerson Journal
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Hazukenia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 185
Founded: Jun 30, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Hazukenia » Sat Sep 01, 2018 1:43 am

"Today we're going to learn how to make chestnut c-"

CHANGES THE CHANNEL (Hazuken's allergic to chestnuts)
OOC: I want some free speech yet I also want order
Hail Hazuken! Long may his legacy live! Hazuken nioh! K'nea zijow tagallam ino!
This nation was based on several autocracies and a few democracies. NS stats are not representative of my actual views as they are the work of Jonoj!
Likes to laze around in Forum 7
The Hakuzens' Paper
JONOJ, THE DEVIL DIES IN ENDGAME
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The Batavia
Senator
 
Posts: 3624
Founded: May 08, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Batavia » Sat Sep 01, 2018 1:44 am

*Clap clap* Meme. Review. *Clap clap* Meme. Re-

*Changes channel*
Ditched my old signature. Will be making a pretty looking one when I find the time.
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Devernia
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1453
Founded: Apr 25, 2016
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Postby Devernia » Sat Sep 01, 2018 2:14 am

"--ten hours of surreal television, featuring poor CGI, a sense of wrongness, and nightmares to last for years!"

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Comunidade de Devernha [MT 2019]
???
NS stats may or may not be used.

NOTE: Will nearly retcon everything soon.
RECENT HEADLINES:26 Officials In Parliament Found With NCoV | Devernian Stock Market Collapses In Global Recession | "How Long Will We Last?" Declares Opinion Piece In Gaerson Journal
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Supercellium
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 12
Founded: Dec 19, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Supercellium » Sat Sep 01, 2018 2:18 am

"-ow in Technicolour! Truly the pinnacle of entertainment for the famil-"

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Devernia
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1453
Founded: Apr 25, 2016
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Postby Devernia » Sat Sep 01, 2018 4:44 am

“—time traveling signals from the 50s reaching your house, we do it ALL! Call us now, at 1-800-TIMEFIX! Only serving the Nebraska area.”

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Comunidade de Devernha [MT 2019]
???
NS stats may or may not be used.

NOTE: Will nearly retcon everything soon.
RECENT HEADLINES:26 Officials In Parliament Found With NCoV | Devernian Stock Market Collapses In Global Recession | "How Long Will We Last?" Declares Opinion Piece In Gaerson Journal
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The Batavia
Senator
 
Posts: 3624
Founded: May 08, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Batavia » Sat Sep 01, 2018 7:14 am

"-I made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement, and I don’t expect to be forgiven. I’m simply here to apologize. Wh-"

*Changes channel*
Ditched my old signature. Will be making a pretty looking one when I find the time.
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Jerzylvania
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 14849
Founded: Aug 10, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Jerzylvania » Sat Sep 01, 2018 8:29 am

"I am not apologizing. The term "monkey it up" is not a racist dog whistle, it's clearly not about dogs... "

*changes channel*
Donald Trump has no clue as to what "insuring the domestic tranquility" means

The Baltimore Orioles are shocking the baseball world!

Jerzylvania is the NFL Picks League Champion in 2018 and in 2020 as puppet Traffic Signal and AGAIN in 2023 as puppet Joe Munchkin !!!
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Devernia
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1453
Founded: Apr 25, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby Devernia » Sat Sep 01, 2018 7:25 pm

"Refrigerator, refrigerator? Yes, mommy? Do you have sauces? No, mommy."

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Comunidade de Devernha [MT 2019]
???
NS stats may or may not be used.

NOTE: Will nearly retcon everything soon.
RECENT HEADLINES:26 Officials In Parliament Found With NCoV | Devernian Stock Market Collapses In Global Recession | "How Long Will We Last?" Declares Opinion Piece In Gaerson Journal
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Dalmatian Cities
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Jul 20, 2015
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Postby Dalmatian Cities » Sun Sep 02, 2018 9:52 am

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Bad Seed of Troy
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Sep 21, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby Bad Seed of Troy » Mon Sep 03, 2018 10:39 am

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*cancels donation to FOP*

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Jerzylvania
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 14849
Founded: Aug 10, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Jerzylvania » Thu Sep 06, 2018 7:32 am

"...Severe diarrhea, nausea, and vomiting have been reported with Otezla. Learn about the benefits of this oral therapy and see important..."

*changes channel*
Donald Trump has no clue as to what "insuring the domestic tranquility" means

The Baltimore Orioles are shocking the baseball world!

Jerzylvania is the NFL Picks League Champion in 2018 and in 2020 as puppet Traffic Signal and AGAIN in 2023 as puppet Joe Munchkin !!!
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Abarri
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 497
Founded: Aug 10, 2017
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Abarri » Thu Sep 06, 2018 9:08 am

"...Lo hicimos! We di-"

*changes channel*

"Tonight on Murder, She Ty-"

*changes channel*
Click to see factbook entries. Please ignore the income tax rate provided by NS. Timeline is frozen at 2021.
Prefers The South Pacific. Spanish is not my native language. I often take things for granted. Green is my favorite color. Collects music CDs. A male who's an almost-libertarian. Nominal non-practicing Protestant. Eh, to heck with it, I'm unaffiliated. Poetaster.
How I found NS. Try not guessing where I reside.
We need to accept that there are things beyond our control.
Also, if having a letter in a flag is a sin, I'm your vexillographical sinner.
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