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Pan-Asiatic States
Senator
 
Posts: 3882
Founded: Nov 14, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Pan-Asiatic States » Mon Aug 20, 2018 11:39 am

....And today on Crapitalism Now, we give you, a man selling his child for five Big-Macs!


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Garbage Mensa
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 5
Founded: Jul 09, 2015
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Postby Garbage Mensa » Mon Aug 20, 2018 12:12 pm

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Fatatatutti
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10966
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
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Postby Fatatatutti » Mon Aug 20, 2018 12:25 pm

"It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas..."

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"Just run a bead of caulking around the..."

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"... epicenter was near...."

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"Stay tuned as Fish goes downtown to renew his bus pass and mayhem ensues as Alphonse helps an old Army buddy out of a jam - and into a bigger jam.... Later tonight, lesbian detectives Tracy Cunliffe and Tracy Clitherow are hot on the trail of a tourist who has forgotten to go home..."

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Jane and Daria
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 9
Founded: Apr 07, 2018
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Postby Jane and Daria » Mon Aug 20, 2018 12:47 pm

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Ironspire
Secretary
 
Posts: 28
Founded: Aug 05, 2018
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Postby Ironspire » Mon Aug 20, 2018 12:50 pm

"Hello, I'm dar-"
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"Now, on the changing channel show-"
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Fatatatutti
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10966
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Ex-Nation

Postby Fatatatutti » Mon Aug 20, 2018 1:19 pm

*fire crackling in fireplace*

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"... the oceanographic research vessel Boatie McBoatface was named as the result of a contest anong elementary school..."

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"Oh, Kweeksdraw..."

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*fire crackling in fireplace*
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Garbage Mensa
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 5
Founded: Jul 09, 2015
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Postby Garbage Mensa » Tue Aug 21, 2018 8:20 am

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Nothing but rubbish on.

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UnitedStatesof-America
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 12
Founded: Aug 19, 2018
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Postby UnitedStatesof-America » Tue Aug 21, 2018 8:20 am

And looks like Harry Kane is gonna strike it on the net, will he do it, oh it's going to be, IT''S IN!!!!

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Meh, soccer
MERICA, FUCK YEAH

IC Name: The United States of America

NSstats are wrong!
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Jerzylvania
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 14848
Founded: Aug 10, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Jerzylvania » Tue Aug 21, 2018 8:26 am

"...and J. D. Power and associates have ranked the new..."

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Donald Trump has no clue as to what "insuring the domestic tranquility" means

The Baltimore Orioles are shocking the baseball world!

Jerzylvania is the NFL Picks League Champion in 2018 and in 2020 as puppet Traffic Signal and AGAIN in 2023 as puppet Joe Munchkin !!!
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The Dawn of Time
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Posts: 19
Founded: Jan 08, 2017
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Postby The Dawn of Time » Tue Aug 21, 2018 8:36 am

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Wyrdsister
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 9
Founded: Aug 16, 2018
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Postby Wyrdsister » Tue Aug 21, 2018 8:43 am

Wh- wait, go back to the flappy turtle!

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The Dawn of Time
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 19
Founded: Jan 08, 2017
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Postby The Dawn of Time » Tue Aug 21, 2018 8:55 am

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Ummmmmm..... wtf?

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Galaxy Land
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 64
Founded: Mar 30, 2018
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Postby Galaxy Land » Tue Aug 21, 2018 10:36 am

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While our flag might have a bow, we are peacemakers and violence will have consequences.
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Bad Seed of Troy
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Sep 21, 2015
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Postby Bad Seed of Troy » Tue Aug 21, 2018 2:31 pm

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Granddaddy Purple
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Posts: 6
Founded: Feb 12, 2016
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Postby Granddaddy Purple » Wed Aug 22, 2018 1:03 pm

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Kashier Reich
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Jul 03, 2017
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Postby Kashier Reich » Fri Aug 24, 2018 2:10 pm

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*wechselt TV-Sender*
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Great Celestial China
Envoy
 
Posts: 298
Founded: Dec 17, 2017
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Postby Great Celestial China » Sat Aug 25, 2018 6:38 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0dNpGO1pCk

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A 12 civilization, according to this index.
I'll add more in my sig eventually
I gave up fixing the flag, might ask for help one day
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Devernia
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1453
Founded: Apr 25, 2016
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Postby Devernia » Sat Aug 25, 2018 6:43 pm

A distorted bars-and-tones is shown, along with the screaming of children and the word "%NOOL%". A reverse-sounding woman's voice says, "It is such happy day, welcome the rise of Herjugköllvar!"

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NOTE: Will nearly retcon everything soon.
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Statue of Bigotry
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 8
Founded: Nov 29, 2017
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Postby Statue of Bigotry » Sun Aug 26, 2018 9:53 am

"The History of Roller Derby can actually be traced back to the inventor of the wheel... "

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New Wolvers
Diplomat
 
Posts: 575
Founded: Mar 26, 2018
Left-wing Utopia

Postby New Wolvers » Sun Aug 26, 2018 9:56 am

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II Wiki page of the Nation
Embassy Program (closed)
NS Stats are Russian propaganda
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Currently set in: Present days with FT stuff.
ΘΔ Nonhuman!
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Communist Zombie Horde
Diplomat
 
Posts: 942
Founded: Jan 04, 2018
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Postby Communist Zombie Horde » Mon Aug 27, 2018 12:54 pm

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i9-5DJhBh6M
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The media hates me
NS Parliament: Arnold Delbert; National People's Party

This nation is not entirely representative of my views. I've had some fun with the stats and I want to keep them that way.
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Jerzylvania
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 14848
Founded: Aug 10, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Jerzylvania » Mon Aug 27, 2018 2:30 pm

"now stay tuned for the Monster Chiller Horror Theatre: Whispers of the Wolf..."

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Donald Trump has no clue as to what "insuring the domestic tranquility" means

The Baltimore Orioles are shocking the baseball world!

Jerzylvania is the NFL Picks League Champion in 2018 and in 2020 as puppet Traffic Signal and AGAIN in 2023 as puppet Joe Munchkin !!!
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95X
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1418
Founded: Sep 30, 2004
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Postby 95X » Tue Aug 28, 2018 6:24 pm

"We're offering special zero-point-nine percent financing on every 2018 model—"

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Nation not my RL views, etc.
Poe's Law. Nonpartisan.
Is it sad that some I learned AO4LIFE from are no longer in Atlantian Oceania?
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Sefy the Great
Diplomat
 
Posts: 776
Founded: May 08, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Sefy the Great » Tue Aug 28, 2018 6:27 pm

*mythbusters ending plays*
damn it, i wanted to watch that.
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A 12.7 civilization, according to this index.

Motto is "All shall be well, and all matter of things shall be well." but it didn't fit.
reworking history, please wait...
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HerpDeDerp
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 199
Founded: Sep 18, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby HerpDeDerp » Tue Aug 28, 2018 6:34 pm

In recent news, do you have Autism? If so then try the 5 easy meth-


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