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Cul-Ed-Sac
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 17
Founded: Oct 28, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby Cul-Ed-Sac » Sat Jun 15, 2019 3:37 pm

"So I was like 'dang, my palms are gettin' sweaty' and she was like 'something 's dripping from my-

*changes channel*
C H I C K E N ! ! !
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United States of Americanas
Envoy
 
Posts: 327
Founded: Jan 23, 2017
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby United States of Americanas » Sat Jun 15, 2019 10:25 pm

*breaking news music* Target stores spent over two hours without cash registers functioning across all stores globally, The futures market is showing signs of weakness as well as equities, cryptocurrency and why you shouldn’t invest in it. This and more at 11!

*turns off TV*

Slow news day huh! That’s all stuff I saw on Twitter already!
Political Compass as of Jul 17 2022

Economic Left/Right: -7.88
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -6.15



Damn right I’m a liberal democratic socialist. I sit in the ranks of Caroline Lucas
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Tech Support Scammer
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 20
Founded: May 11, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Tech Support Scammer » Sat Jun 15, 2019 10:36 pm

"Why don't you shove that toothbrush up your a-"

*changes channel*
Call me TSS for short.
I'm surprised the name of my nation was not already taken. Lucky me.
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95X
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Posts: 1415
Founded: Sep 30, 2004
Capitalist Paradise

Re: Change the Channel

Postby 95X » Sun Jun 16, 2019 6:38 pm

*Picture of something fading out*

"We hope you enjoyed that set of Rush. Now we continue our Tribute to Cancon with Alanis Morisette!"

*Facepalms for missing Rush; changes channel*
Nation not my RL views, etc.
Poe's Law. Nonpartisan.
Is it sad that some I learned AO4LIFE from are no longer in Atlantian Oceania?
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Cul-Ed-Sac
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 17
Founded: Oct 28, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby Cul-Ed-Sac » Mon Jun 17, 2019 8:15 am

"War, war is stupid! People are stoo-"
*changes channel*
C H I C K E N ! ! !
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95X
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Posts: 1415
Founded: Sep 30, 2004
Capitalist Paradise

Re: Change the Channel

Postby 95X » Thu Jun 20, 2019 3:56 pm

"Today on the program, we tour a box factory."

*Changes channel*
Nation not my RL views, etc.
Poe's Law. Nonpartisan.
Is it sad that some I learned AO4LIFE from are no longer in Atlantian Oceania?
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Occidens Praseodymia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 125
Founded: Aug 03, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Occidens Praseodymia » Fri Jun 21, 2019 2:51 am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-J5QbVBMuQ
*changes channel*
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Abarri
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 475
Founded: Aug 10, 2017
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Abarri » Fri Jun 21, 2019 3:24 am

Image


*yawns, changes channel*
Click to see factbook entries. Please ignore the income tax rate provided by NS. Timeline is frozen at 2021.
Prefers The South Pacific. Spanish is not my native language. I often take things for granted. Green is my favorite color. Collects music CDs. A male who's an almost-libertarian. Nominal non-practicing Protestant. Eh, to heck with it, I'm unaffiliated. Poetaster.
How I found NS. Try not guessing where I reside.
We need to accept that there are things beyond our control.
Also, if having a letter in a flag is a sin, I'm your vexillographical sinner.
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Catsfern
Diplomat
 
Posts: 816
Founded: Mar 09, 2017
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Catsfern » Fri Jun 21, 2019 3:28 am

*very smutty Catsfernian Television comes on*
*changes channel in embarrassment*
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Jerzylvania
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 13542
Founded: Aug 10, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Jerzylvania » Sat Jun 22, 2019 2:20 pm

"The breakfast of Brexit-heads everywhere... "

*Changes Channel*
Donald Trump has no clue as to what "insuring the domestic tranquility" means

QB Lamar Jackson will be available for trade, minimum bid is two #1 NFL draft picks+

Jerzylvania is the NFL Picks League Champion in 2018 and also in 2020 as puppet Traffic Signal
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Occidens Praseodymia
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Posts: 125
Founded: Aug 03, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Occidens Praseodymia » Mon Jun 24, 2019 6:37 am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKQDmQMqIwM
*changes channel*
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Trinadaed
Envoy
 
Posts: 300
Founded: Oct 26, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Trinadaed » Mon Jun 24, 2019 6:50 am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLuVhRiSWac
Changes channel
W E A R E A L L P O T A T O E S .
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United States of Americanas
Envoy
 
Posts: 327
Founded: Jan 23, 2017
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby United States of Americanas » Tue Jun 25, 2019 4:07 pm

About time someone installed a Chromecast stick.

https://youtu.be/pgle2H78WFM

*turns off Tv after it finishes*
Political Compass as of Jul 17 2022

Economic Left/Right: -7.88
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -6.15



Damn right I’m a liberal democratic socialist. I sit in the ranks of Caroline Lucas
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Nooooooooooooooo
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Posts: 840
Founded: Oct 18, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Nooooooooooooooo » Tue Jun 25, 2019 4:36 pm

Turns tv back on

"Hey! Fleasauce, Mich--"

*changes channel*

"Hey! eSauce, Michel--"

*chamges channel*

"Hey! TreeSauce--"

*changes channel*

"Hey! TweetSauce--"

*changes channel*

"Hay! HorseSau--"

*changes channel vigorously*

*ahh, here's one I can relax to*

"We rudely interrupt this channel to bring you an urgent message"

"Hey! Dsau--"

*NO I DIDNT WANT THAT*

*changes channel*
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BlazingAngel
Envoy
 
Posts: 337
Founded: Dec 03, 2012
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby BlazingAngel » Tue Jun 25, 2019 4:44 pm

"Breaking news! A virus from a highly classified government lab have broken out and are infecting the population at a rapid rate. If your loved ones are known to be carrying around this type of virus, avoid them at all costs! The government had set up refugee camp that may potentially keep you and your family safe having that they are not infected yet. Again, the location of this refugee camp is at-

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Certified Firefighter. Took an EMT class and failed the written test twice. This was (probably) caused after killing too many dummies with an AED. Now a slave to Amazon as a warehouse worker

Rub some aloe vera on your neck and perform chest compressions on yourself for about 30 times per minutes. Then wrap the fuck out of your right arm with a saran wrap. Lastly, rub your nipples for shock management. Paramedics approved

DON'T SLEEP NEAR THE FIRELINES
Never lose your hose unattended when conducting clean-up. You'll never get it back
When a tree fall in the forest, does it make a sound? Of course it has, after being brutally sawed in half by chainsaws
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United Auroran Empire
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 120
Founded: Jun 06, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby United Auroran Empire » Tue Jun 25, 2019 4:47 pm

"And, coming up next its the Momma you know and love Honey Boo BooooOOo!

*viciously changes the channel*
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Terropo
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 7
Founded: Jan 21, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Terropo » Tue Jun 25, 2019 5:14 pm

“Sorry, but your TV membership trial has expired. Would you like to renew it for a price of just 8,000 dollars?”
*throws TV out window*
This does not represent my political beliefs.
Egotistical people in a nutshell.
Terropo is socialist, NOT communist.
Your NS nation is not the best just because you made it.
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Boring People
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1693
Founded: Jun 25, 2014
Democratic Socialists

Postby Boring People » Tue Jun 25, 2019 7:44 pm

*is walking down the street and catches the TV; brings it back in and turns it on*
“Broadcast Television — Free, High-Quality, And Always Here When You’re Ready To...”
*changes channel*
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Godular
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 11902
Founded: Sep 09, 2004
New York Times Democracy

Postby Godular » Tue Jun 25, 2019 8:37 pm

“All right, now let’s get this all onto a tray.”

*boop*

“Nice!”

*Changes channel*
RL position
Active RP: ASCENSION
Active RP: SHENRYAX
Dormant RP: Throne of the Fallen Empire

Faction 1: The An'Kazar Control Framework of Godular-- An enormously advanced collective of formerly human bioborgs that are vastly experienced in both inter-dimensional travel and asymmetrical warfare.
A 1.08 civilization, according to this Nation Index Thingie
A 0.076 (or 0.067) civilization, according to THIS Nation Index Thingie
I don't normally use NS stats. But when I do, I prefer Dos Eckis I can STILL kill you.
Post responsibly.
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United States of Americanas
Envoy
 
Posts: 327
Founded: Jan 23, 2017
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby United States of Americanas » Wed Jun 26, 2019 9:09 am

*turns on TV*

(Static)

Yeah, broadcast TV. Great stuff. Thanks.

*plugs in Chromecast*

A Wi-Fi connection could not be found.

GAH, THE INTERNET IS OUT AGAIN!!!

*plugs in ancient VCR and puts in The Simpson’s Season 1 tape*
Political Compass as of Jul 17 2022

Economic Left/Right: -7.88
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -6.15



Damn right I’m a liberal democratic socialist. I sit in the ranks of Caroline Lucas
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Nooooooooooooooo
Diplomat
 
Posts: 840
Founded: Oct 18, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Nooooooooooooooo » Wed Jun 26, 2019 11:21 am

"D'OH!"
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Occidens Praseodymia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 125
Founded: Aug 03, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Occidens Praseodymia » Thu Jun 27, 2019 2:47 am

"My Nan got lost in the Himalayas..."

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Ginicun
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 100
Founded: Jan 23, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Ginicun » Thu Jun 27, 2019 2:50 am

*It plays a frank zappa concert*
Hey, this frank zappa guy is aweso-
*It automatically changes the channel*
OH, come on!
proud agender gay person. biologically male. they/them is preferred, or he/him if it makes your life easier, though i can get really mad over that.

i'm also a music fan, mainly into progressive/Avant/experimental type stuff.
right-libertarian bordering ancap whos into anarcho-individualism and free-market socialism.
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Fatatatutti
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10966
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Ex-Nation

Postby Fatatatutti » Thu Jun 27, 2019 9:00 am

"Tonight on Alphonse Dynasty, one of Alphonse's hillbilly relatives is shootin' at some food when he discovers oil on his property, becomes a millionaire and moves to Beverly Hills, only to discover that one of Fish's hillbilly relatives is his next-door neighbour - and the feud continues."

*changes channel*
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Scorpio Spikal
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 42
Founded: Jan 26, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Scorpio Spikal » Thu Jun 27, 2019 9:02 am

"Now we go into why The Scorpio Spikal Federation is soc-"

CHANGES CHANNEL ANGRILY
:kick abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
:ban 0123456789
Scorpio Spikal Federation - The Tropes
I just kicked the entire alphabet and all of the numbers from my Minecraft server.
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