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Cul-Ed-Sac
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Posts: 17
Founded: Oct 28, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby Cul-Ed-Sac » Sat Jun 01, 2019 5:12 pm

Image

"The Zuki Zucchini Show will be right ba-"

*changes channel*
C H I C K E N ! ! !

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Upper Ireland
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Posts: 45
Founded: Jan 04, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Upper Ireland » Sat Jun 01, 2019 7:19 pm

"I like bowling. It's the best sport. ¡Muy fantástico!"

*changes channel*

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Aruia
Envoy
 
Posts: 265
Founded: Apr 01, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby Aruia » Sun Jun 02, 2019 8:02 am

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*changes channel in adult*
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95X
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Posts: 1415
Founded: Sep 30, 2004
Capitalist Paradise

Re: Change the Channel

Postby 95X » Thu Jun 06, 2019 8:20 pm

*Changes the channel again to avoid anyone getting in trouble.*

"Today's guest on the program wrote a book on how to avoid letting anyone else tell you what to do."

Good idea! So why do I need to watch this show?

*Changes channel*
Nation not my RL views, etc.
Poe's Law. Nonpartisan.
Is it sad that some I learned AO4LIFE from are no longer in Atlantian Oceania?

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Soudar
Attaché
 
Posts: 82
Founded: Apr 13, 2018
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Soudar » Fri Jun 07, 2019 5:38 am

Reality is an illusion the universe is a hologram.

change channel.

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Fatatatutti
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Posts: 10966
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Ex-Nation

Postby Fatatatutti » Fri Jun 07, 2019 9:39 am

"Tonight on Fatatatu-TV, Alphonse suffers a relapse of his Bovine Spongiform Ensnuffleupagus... Fish picks up Elton John in his Uber...."

*changes channel*

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West Leas Oros 2
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Posts: 6004
Founded: Jul 15, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby West Leas Oros 2 » Fri Jun 07, 2019 10:31 am

Tonight on ENDLESS FORTNITE DANCING
*Changes Channel at Light Speed*
WLO Public News: Outdated Factbooks and other documents in process of major redesign! ESTIMATED COMPLETION DATE: <error:not found>
How many South Americans need to be killed by the CIA before you realize socialism is bad?
I like to think I've come a long way since the days of the First WLO.
Conscientious Objector in the “Culture War”

NationStates Leftist Alternative only needs a couple more nations before it can hold its constitutional convention!

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Grotesque Spore Creatures
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Posts: 53
Founded: May 29, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Grotesque Spore Creatures » Fri Jun 07, 2019 10:32 am

static


5 seconds later...

growing, walking figure appears on TV

CHANGES CHANNEL
IC name: LAETHIAN SWARM
Originally a friendly peaceful hivemind like thing turned Zerg. (Queen Van Daele is the Queen of Blades of this universe)
WORK IN PROGRESS, INFINITELY - Art (gonna finally actually post something there maybe idk)
[CURRENT YEAR - (4550 AD)]

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Cul-Ed-Sac
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Posts: 17
Founded: Oct 28, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby Cul-Ed-Sac » Fri Jun 07, 2019 4:21 pm

"Tighter please...thanks so-"

*changes channel*
C H I C K E N ! ! !

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Satanic Atheists
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 159
Founded: Oct 10, 2015
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Satanic Atheists » Sat Jun 08, 2019 1:22 pm

Man sitting on chair in darkness under spotlight: All hail Satan. Hail! Hail!
Growing chorus of people in background: Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail!
*lights go up, revealing arena full of people*
Large mass of people pumping fists in air: Hail! Hail! Hail!

*changes channel*

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New Transeurasia
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Posts: 1202
Founded: Dec 22, 2016
Left-Leaning College State

Postby New Transeurasia » Sat Jun 08, 2019 1:32 pm

"wE lIKe FoRTNiTe WE lIkE fORt-"

*yeets the remote through the tv at the speed of light*

Dammit why the hell havent i switched to on demand i swear cable tv just gets worse by the hour

*throws broken tv away, gets same tv model out of closet, which is full with at least 20 of the same TV model, and puts the TV where the broken TV was*
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LIBERATE THE WORLD / DEMOCRACY AND PROSPERITY / FORGED BY MAN THEMSELF
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MT-PMT gang
2k10s scenemo nation lol
NStats imprisoned on Proteus
trans rights! ♀ she/they
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United States of Americanas
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Posts: 327
Founded: Jan 23, 2017
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby United States of Americanas » Sun Jun 09, 2019 3:13 pm

*turns on new TV*

WELCOME TO THE NEW LABTRON TV. THIS IS A SMART TELEVISION THATS SMARTER THAN YOU! SO SMART IT’LL PROVE IT BY READING YOUR MIND AND TURNING ON WHAT YOU WANT TO WATCH.

*TV turns on tellytubbies*

STUPID ASS TV! I WAS THINKING ABOUT BATTLEBOTS. WHERE DID YOU GET TELLETUBBIES FROM!

*throws TV out the window*

*goes to the closet and looks for a regular TV and finds a 55 inch old school projection TV from the 90’s collecting dust.*

*lugs the giant heavy ass TV to the spot where the LABTRON was*
Political Compass as of Jul 17 2022

Economic Left/Right: -7.88
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -6.15



Damn right I’m a liberal democratic socialist. I sit in the ranks of Caroline Lucas

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Ubekibekibekibekistanstan
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Posts: 103
Founded: Dec 11, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Ubekibekibekibekistanstan » Sun Jun 09, 2019 9:52 pm

*turns on television*

"...the world's most prestigious bingo bango bongo tournament..."

*changes channel*

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Fatatatutti
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Posts: 10966
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Ex-Nation

Postby Fatatatutti » Mon Jun 10, 2019 9:01 am

"... International Hungry Hungry Hippos Championship...."

*changes channel*

"Alphonse is the local favorite in the International Hungry Hungry Hippos Championship...."

*changes channel*

"... Las Vegas is giving three-to-one odds for Alphonse in the International Hungry Hungry Hippos Championship...."

*changes channel*

"And now, the news.... The International Hungry Hungry Hippos Championship...."

*changes channel*

"... Puffa Puffa Rice Factory...."

*changes channel*

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95X
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Founded: Sep 30, 2004
Capitalist Paradise

Re: Change the Channel

Postby 95X » Wed Jun 12, 2019 10:06 am

"And now, here's Elle—"

*Changes channel immediately*
Nation not my RL views, etc.
Poe's Law. Nonpartisan.
Is it sad that some I learned AO4LIFE from are no longer in Atlantian Oceania?

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GLBT
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 51
Founded: Aug 09, 2017
Left-wing Utopia

Postby GLBT » Wed Jun 12, 2019 5:03 pm

“The applemongers have always promoted the growing of apples, the selling and buying of apples, the eating of apples, and usage of apples in pies. This all must be ended.

*changes channel*

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Aruia
Envoy
 
Posts: 265
Founded: Apr 01, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby Aruia » Wed Jun 12, 2019 7:40 pm

"And for only 9.99 this fork could be yours in just..."

*changes the channel*
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Stanier
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Posts: 403
Founded: Aug 28, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Stanier » Wed Jun 12, 2019 9:23 pm

cue the ending of The Sopranos

*changes the channel*
Call me Lima
Kako (Yes, she is her own person inside my head) and I are Jeff Lynne's No. 1 fans.
Italic text with mostly lower case letters = I'm joking.
Stanier is set in 2016 and it's stuck there 'till I can finish this lore.
NS stats are used, but policies aren't.
Slowly learning Italian

La Voce di Stanier, NULL NaN: Kako quote of the [INSERT DETERMINATE REFRESH PERIOD] "The floof does not discriminate, be it catto, doggo, birb, or bnnuy. All fluff was created equal"|New plan, minor worldbuilding, focus on the characters, sideline the leader. THE MEAT MUST BE IN THE BACKGROUND CHARACTERS!

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Fatatatutti
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Posts: 10966
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Ex-Nation

Postby Fatatatutti » Thu Jun 13, 2019 9:54 am

"... tonight on Baking with Alphonse...."

*changes channel*

*Chef Gordon Ramsay helps Alphonse make apple fritters*

*changes channel*

*Gordon Ramsay criticizes Alphonse's plating technique*

*changes channel*

*Alphonse hits Gordon Ramsay with a plate*

*unsubscribes from the Food Channel*

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Nooooooooooooooo
Diplomat
 
Posts: 840
Founded: Oct 18, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Nooooooooooooooo » Thu Jun 13, 2019 5:17 pm

"Question: What type of bear is best?"
"That's a ridiculous question."
"False: Black bear."
"Wha--"
"Fact: Bears eat beets.
Bears.
Beets.
Battlestar Galactica."
"Wha- Bears do no--
WHAT IS GOING ON? W H A T A R E Y O U D O I N G ?"

*Changes channel*
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BuDa
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Posts: 131
Founded: Feb 25, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby BuDa » Fri Jun 14, 2019 2:23 am

Here on rhe news, 40% of Buda's land has been occupied by REDACTED.

*changes channel*
THE CONFEDERACY OF BUDA
XVII Non spera quae placuerat
We partially use NS stats.

THE BUDA HERALD: COVID-19 update: 24,081 infected; 1,004 dead; 3,196 recovered

I have played this game for 3 years now, but I'm not active at most times.

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United States of Americanas
Envoy
 
Posts: 327
Founded: Jan 23, 2017
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby United States of Americanas » Fri Jun 14, 2019 4:36 pm

*breaking news music*

In Thailand a robot from a car factory has been declared a citizen after its AI went run amok and learned more than an average human can in their lifetime. The robot has since asked for a raise from the auto manufacturer. The manufacturer told the robot to find another job and was nice enough to send it out of the factory with a hefty battery pack. The robot is said to be seeking employment in the semiconductors market. If this robot *shows photo* comes to your facility looking for a job, you best be ready to treat it like a human worker.

*headdesk* I should have believed the dude with the tinfoil hat when he said robots would begin an uprising. This is it!!! AHHHHH *grabs tinfoil and makes a hat and hides behind the TV*
Political Compass as of Jul 17 2022

Economic Left/Right: -7.88
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -6.15



Damn right I’m a liberal democratic socialist. I sit in the ranks of Caroline Lucas

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Never Whatever
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 15
Founded: Oct 17, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Never Whatever » Fri Jun 14, 2019 11:06 pm

"marriage is NOT some sort of scapegoat for the young adults-"

*yawn* *changes channel*

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Cul-Ed-Sac
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 17
Founded: Oct 28, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby Cul-Ed-Sac » Sat Jun 15, 2019 5:19 am

"Kiss me, m'luv, and quench thy..."

*changes channel*
C H I C K E N ! ! !

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Aruia
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Posts: 265
Founded: Apr 01, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby Aruia » Sat Jun 15, 2019 3:00 pm

"Why are you gae?"

*changes the channel*
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