CHANGE THE CHANNEL

[Upper Saust Latiegebestica]

*Car Breaks Down*

[Unitarian Universalism]

*hitchhikes back home and finds TV somehow works*

"...call Jeremy's towing serv..."

*changes channel*

[Fatatatutti]

"An abandoned car was destroyed by an explosion earlier this afternoon. Police would like to question a suspicious-looking duck who was spotted leaving the scene in a dynamite truck...."

*calls Crime Stoppers*

[Boring People]

“This afternoon, a chicken crossed a road. We’ve tracked him down to find out why. Here he is now! Sir, c...”
*changes channel*

[Hazukenia]

"Catapong Hazuken propaganda plays"

*chances channel, only to realise you can't, but you do so anyway*

[Drongonia]

"...and that's why I think the Prime Minister is an idi-"
*Changes channel*

[Jazzberry]

"BUY MY TELEVISIONS! BUY THEM NOW OR I WILL LI-"

*changes channel*

[Fatatatutti]

"... only two hundred and twenty-nine shopping days until Christmas...."

*changes channel*

"... today's special is Black Rum, only two USD a gallon...."

*changes channel*

"One of these days... BANG! ZOOM! To the moon, Alice!"

*changes channel*

[Soudar]

"We're going to close down Reddit, for only 99 cents a day you can join this movement"

Changes channel

[United States of Americanas]

Facebook has filed for bankruptcy while Twitter verges on the brink of bankruptcy. More on this and other top business headlines at 11!

*changes channel*

*breaks open a bottle of champagne to celebrate two toxic companies going belly up*

[Terropo]

“Trees are DUMB! Watch me punch them all!”
*changes channel while facepalming*

[Fatatatutti]

"... how to climb a coconut palm...."

*changes channel*

"...President Fish has been acclaimed for a second term...."

*changes channel*

"... voting irregularities...."

*changes channel*

"... the all-new 1960 Fiat 500...."

*changes channel*

"... five...."

*changes channel*

[95X]

"Next, on PBS Cooking with Kale—"

*Changes channel*

[Mechyrdia]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUDoPXjckMY

*dies of brain aneurysm*
*gets back up*
*changes channel*

[Five Nations]

*Some mukbang show*




*Changes channel*

[Iron Rangers]

"Liechtenstein's dreadnought is reported to have conquered the Bahamas earlier today."

*changes channel*

[95X]

"The premiere of Press Your Luck will not air on this ABC affiliate—"

*Changes channel while packing up to begin moving.*

[Freed Animals]

"...the asteroid, as of right now, is..."

*changes channel*

[The Biggles Syndicate]

"When he was searched by the investigators, the car's thief was revealed to have actually keistered-"


changes the channel

[Glurponia]

"And now, for our interview with the President of the United States. Please come forward, Mr. Fieri-"

*changes channel*

[95X]

"The Golden State Warriors are preparing for a return to the NBA Finals, and our reporter caught up with—"

*Changes channel*

[Boring People]

"Look — Draymond Green says he doesn’t really care who the Warriors play in the NBA Finals. And why should he? It's not like they stand a chance of losing regardless o..."

*changes channel*

[95X]

"…so you came here to to tell me you were offered a settlement that you turned down because you felt you were entitled to the amount you calculated based off of online prices?

Uh, yes your Honor.

Stupid!"

*Changes channel*

[Boring People]

College Professor: “Yes, but the thing that you have to understand about the second law of thermodynamics is that...”
Kool Aid Man: *bursts through wall* “Oh, yeah! Oops... wrong room.” *walks out through hole in wall*

*changes channel*

[95X]

*Walks into the room, sees TV has been left on.*
TV screen has a message:

"Are you still watching?"

*Selects "yes".*

"Next, on America's Next Top Ninja Kitchen—"

*Changes channel.*