CHANGE THE CHANNEL

by **Ubekibekibekibekistanstan** » Wed Apr 24, 2019 1:43 pm

"If Larry has five apples and Sue has laryngitis, what is the speed of light in a vacuum?"
*changes channel*

by **Dehumanizing STEM Experiment** » Wed Apr 24, 2019 9:20 pm

*naked Bear Grylls in the snow jumping in front of a fire*

*changes channel*

by **Epoecuaotoe** » Wed Apr 24, 2019 9:32 pm

Mettaton
LV 27
HP 1000/1000
ATK 1550
DEF 255

Toriel: All right, Metta! Explain yourself this instant! Why has your government killed millions of innocent civilians!?!??!??!

Mettaton: *Fires blaster at Undyne*

18

*Gets hit several times*

0 0 0 0 0 0 0

Karma damage:

99 99 99 99 99 99 99 98 98 98 98 98

*Mettaton explodes*

*indirect roast of [nation]The Realm of
Mettaton-EX[/nation]*

*Changes channel*

*Donald Trump dies randomly*

Tuvalu government: Quickly, let's evacuate to Fiji.

Colorado government: We declare independence!

*Changes channel*

by **Fatatatutti** » Thu Apr 25, 2019 9:54 am

"Nobody sniddles Tweedsmuir J. Fishington!"

*changes channel*

"The Ministry of Health is monitoring the recent outbreak of catch-phrases...."

*changes channel*

by **Free Arabian Nation** » Thu Apr 25, 2019 9:56 am

"Ah, you're finally awake. You were trying to cros-"

*Changes channel*

by **Dovracshivengen** » Thu Apr 25, 2019 10:00 am

"In this episode of Doctor Phil, we will talk about Danielle Bregoli. Now the do-..."
*CHANGES CHANNEL*

http://www.last.fm/user/starguything · by **Hex Enduction Hour** » Thu Apr 25, 2019 5:59 pm

*Margaret Thatcher speaking*

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by **Boring People** » Thu Apr 25, 2019 6:32 pm

“...and up next will be Margaret Thatcher boxing Helmut Kohl...”

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by **95X** » Fri Apr 26, 2019 12:01 pm

"Scientists have discovered the universe is expandimg at a rate faster than previously thought. In other news, officials are baffled by the sudden literal disentegration of a movie theater as it was showing the scene where—"

*Changes channel*

by **Upper Saust Latiegebestica** » Fri Apr 26, 2019 12:05 pm

95X wrote:"Scientists have discovered the universe is expandimg at a rate faster than previously thought. In other news, officials are baffled by the sudden literal disentegration of a movie theater as it was showing the scene where—"

*Changes channel*

*Me watching myself watching myself*
*Looks behind me and changes the channel.

by **Nooooooooooooooo** » Fri Apr 26, 2019 7:45 pm

"t h i s i s a b u c k e t ."

"D E A R G O D ."

"t h e r e ' s m o r e ."

"N O . "

*changes channel*

by **Jerzylvania** » Sat Apr 27, 2019 3:54 pm

*Walmart commercial begins with Gary Numan's 1979 synth-pop song "In Cars."

*changes channel as fast as humanly possible*

by **Edgy Memes for Edgy Teens** » Sat Apr 27, 2019 5:13 pm

*a Korean something, probably BTS*

*changes channel*

by **Australian rePublic** » Sat Apr 27, 2019 6:45 pm

Coming up next, on the reality TV network

Changes Channel

by **Boring People** » Sun Apr 28, 2019 1:30 am

“It has been revealed that while hiking in the woods last week, Bear Grylls got into a fistfight with a bear and won.”

*changes channel*

http://www.last.fm/user/starguything · by **Hex Enduction Hour** » Sun Apr 28, 2019 2:37 am

"Now I'm falling asleep
And she's calling a cab"

*changes channel*

by **Scientificum** » Sun Apr 28, 2019 3:21 am

"And now, for your viewing pleasure, an epic narration of the hit story 'Sonic High School', with animated scenes by the Gotistot Animation Company."

*changes channel*

by **Boring People** » Sun Apr 28, 2019 3:27 am

Person talking to inaudible person off screen:
“Yes? Okay... but why? No, I’ve never...”

*changes channel*

http://www.last.fm/user/starguything · by **Hex Enduction Hour** » Sun Apr 28, 2019 5:27 pm

"This week's viral new challenge is..."

*changes channel*

by **Athonuna** » Sun Apr 28, 2019 5:30 pm

"In other news, a cult leader by the name of Felicia H Wells claims to literally be Amelia Earhart and Queen Elizabeth's lovechild, and is planning to..."

*Changes channel*

by **Satanic Atheists** » Sun Apr 28, 2019 6:03 pm

"And in other news, Satan declared his kingdom on Earth today at the Palace of Versailles. His followers have nearly conquered Paris, and are being compared to ISIS as word of atrocities have come in. They are reportedly trying to conquer the whole world."

*changes channel*

by **Scientificum** » Sun Apr 28, 2019 6:08 pm

"*A man removes an egg from his mouth. He shows the egg for the viewers to see.* This is a fresh egg."

*changes channel*

by **Demorvian** » Sun Apr 28, 2019 6:10 pm

The Following Message Is Being Transmitted At The Request Of The United States Government. NASA has detected a rogue planet that is on a Collison course with earth.
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by **Epoecuaotoe** » Sun Apr 28, 2019 6:40 pm

Lisztovania.

*Changes channel*

http://www.last.fm/user/starguything · by **Hex Enduction Hour** » Mon Apr 29, 2019 6:20 am

*Tony Blair talking*

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