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by **Astoriya** » Sun Apr 21, 2019 11:54 pm

This is actually the 1,000th post.

/skip

by **Ubekibekibekibekistanstan** » Sun Apr 21, 2019 11:56 pm

"I will post a notice on this post when the notice is delivered by the post. It is highly important, and I need you all to see it. As for the kangaroos..."

*changes channel*

http://www.last.fm/user/starguything · by **Hex Enduction Hour** » Mon Apr 22, 2019 1:07 am

"*music* (Rocket man...)"

*changes channel*

by **The Kalos Region** » Mon Apr 22, 2019 1:10 am

Hex Enduction Hour wrote:"*music* (Rocket man...)"

*changes channel*

HELLO. DO YOU WANT TO PL...
*changes channel before Sonic.EXE could finish*

by **Yugobatania** » Mon Apr 22, 2019 1:12 am

“I want my MTV!”

Immediately changes channel

by **Cul-Ed-Sac** » Mon Apr 22, 2019 2:31 am

"Bro, I wanna talk about...our feelings."
"What the actual fu-"

*changes channel*

by **Boring People** » Mon Apr 22, 2019 2:34 am

“I’ve always hated trees. The problem with them is...”
*changes channel*

http://www.last.fm/user/starguything · by **Hex Enduction Hour** » Mon Apr 22, 2019 3:21 am

"When your legs don't work like they used to before..."

*changes channel*

by **Witch Trials Estate** » Mon Apr 22, 2019 4:52 am

"*unintelligible speech, probably Turkish*"

*throws stones at stage performers*

by **The Kalos Region** » Mon Apr 22, 2019 8:52 am

Witch Trials Estate wrote:"*unintelligible speech, probably Turkish*"

*throws stones at stage performers*

You're supposed to change the channel, not attempt to kill them!
/skip

by **Fatatatutti** » Mon Apr 22, 2019 9:26 am

"Alphonse and Fish have been contracted by the Above Nation to change all of its burnt-out light bulbs. Unfortunately, Alphonse and Fish insist on removing the old light bulbs with dynamite, which is causing unforeseen cost over-runs because of collateral damage. The Above Nation is trying to get out of the contract but it seems to be iron-clad, air-tight and bullet-proof thanks to Alphonse's Hungarian lawyers. In other news...."

*changes channel*

by **Archipielago de Filipinas** » Mon Apr 22, 2019 9:34 am

*Ti mi fa# so,
Fa# la so Fa# so mi*

*changes channel with internal rage*

by **The North of Israel** » Mon Apr 22, 2019 9:45 am

Archipielago de Filipinas wrote:*Ti mi fa# so,
Fa# la so Fa# so mi*

*changes channel with internal rage*

*somehow, a broadcast of I-Pop (South Israel's equivalent to K-Pop) makes it through*
*as Great Leader Tawfik Toubi, I change the channel*
Google Translate Hebrew:
* איכשהו, שידור של I-Pop (המקבילה של דרום ישראל ל- K-Pop) עושה את זה דרך *
* כמנהיג גדול תאופיק טובי, אני משנה את הערוץ *

by **Greater Yukon Lands** » Mon Apr 22, 2019 11:57 pm

"I am an a..."
*changes channel*

http://www.last.fm/user/starguything · by **Hex Enduction Hour** » Tue Apr 23, 2019 6:16 am

"And if a double-decker bus
Crashes into us..."

*changes channel*

by **Fatatatutti** » Tue Apr 23, 2019 10:18 am

"If one train leaves the station at 10:15 heading east at forty miles per hour and another train leaves the station at 11:10 heading west at 55 miles per hour...."

*changes channel*

"An Equatorial Guinean restaurant and an East Timorian restaurant are merging to form one East Equatorial Guinean-Timorian restaurant, with both East Timorian and Equatorial Guinean dishes on the menu as well as Fatatatutian specialities such as deep-fried bacon-wrapped perogies and pineapple. An extension is being added to the building to make room for the name."

*changes channel*

"General Marie-Louise Castro-Stalina is expected to be in the city this weekend for meetings with the Council of Generals and to visit some of her injured troops in the hospital. The investigation into the hard landing of one of the General's helicopters last week continues."

*changes channel*

"We will return to the Fishco Kid after these messages.... An Equatorial Guinean restaurant and an East Timorian restaurant are merging ...."

"changes channel*

by **Soudar** » Tue Apr 23, 2019 10:21 am

Breaking News, Trump declares war on Tuvalu.

Changes channel.

by **South Acren** » Tue Apr 23, 2019 10:23 am

TO SHOW YOU THE POWER OF FLEX TAPE I SAWED THIS-
Changes channel

http://www.last.fm/user/starguything · by **Hex Enduction Hour** » Tue Apr 23, 2019 3:29 pm

"*Vivo advertisement. No narration, there is only music.*"

*changes channel*

by **Fallen Albali** » Tue Apr 23, 2019 3:31 pm

"We're going on a trip in our favourite rocket ship!"

*changes channel*

by **Orange-Transvaal** » Tue Apr 23, 2019 3:36 pm

”Did someone order a pizza with extra sausage?” *wink*

*changes the channel*

by **Ilocano-Japanese Race-Mixing Country** » Tue Apr 23, 2019 3:38 pm

*a sex scene featuring an ethnically homogenous couple*

*changes channel*

by **Boring People** » Tue Apr 23, 2019 4:07 pm

"Trump has now personally visited Tuvalu to have the nation signed over to him as his property."

*changes channel*

http://www.last.fm/user/starguything · by **Hex Enduction Hour** » Tue Apr 23, 2019 4:30 pm

*intro to Dad's Army*

*changes channel*

by **Fatatatutti** » Tue Apr 23, 2019 7:46 pm

"The Fishist Party has taken a commanding lead in the Presidential Election, with one poll counted...."

*changes channel*

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