CHANGE THE CHANNEL

[Simonia]

”Yay I love pink!”
*changes channel*

[Jerzylvania]

"...next she lunged forward stabbing Midge a second time, fully drenched in Barbies' blood. Meanwhile, Ken sat oblivious upon the master bathroom toilet scrolling thru dark web pages on TicTok finding a cookbook titled To Serve Man, But it was in Chinese so... "

*changes channel*

[Dyrrhonian Isles]

"Love it! Green is my favorite color. I think green looks great on everyone and everything, including tanks."
*changes channel

[ImSaLiA]

[CRACKLING STATIC]
THE END OF THE WORLD I-
*changes channel*

[Lagene]

Now...........................[10 years later]
Today on.............[100 Years Later]
Math World..........[1000 Years Later]
1+..........
*Changes Channel Agressively and dies of old age*

[Jerzylvania]

"This morning on Fox and Friends we'd like to announce Rupert Murdock is really old. Like he's 93, but he's not too old to run this network. Just because he's forgotten half of... "

*changes channel*

[United Sumeru]

"I'm Jeremy Wade, biologist and..."

(Someone changed the channel)

[2nd Apil Republic]

first reporter: "Some guy randomly brewed a chaotic protest on one of the cities"
2nd reporter: "what the duck was that? A plane crash but it's not a plane crash?"
3rd reporter: "A hijacked plane crashed in an building, what is the event name?"
1st reporter: "Hey! Are you being racist?"
3rd reporter: "NO I'M NOT!! IT'S JUST A REVIEW FOR KI-"

*changes channel*

[Adharcaili]

"In a bizarre turn of events, a rogue chicken has stolen a police officer's gun and is holding up a gas station. Witnesses are describing the chicken as appearing 'angry and determined' as it stands just outside the gas station, waving the gun around menacingly. Officials have advised residents to stay away from the area, as the situation appears to be escalating. We'll keep you updated as the situation develops."

*Changes channel*

[Jerzylvania]

"In a bizarre turn of events, a rogue chicken has stolen a police officer's gun and is holding up a gas station. Witnesses are describing the chicken as appearing 'angry and determined' as it stands just outside the gas station, waving the gun around menacingly. Officials have advised residents to stay away from the area, as the situation appears to be escalating. We'll keep you updated as the situation develops."

*Changes channel*

Wait a minute. Wasn't that like the first scene in Stir Crazy? No? Really? Oh the news... okay.

*changes channel*

[Gorutimania]

"Maybe I wasn't ther-"

*changes channel*

[The Web Citadel]

"...and now on BBC Four, Top of The Pops, featuring the likes of Blur, Jamiroquai and special guest Merzbow!"

*changes channel*

[Jerzylvania]

"...dial 1 800 8 0 5 7 5 6 8 for Kars for Kids... dial 1 800 8 0 5 7 5 6.... "

*tempted to puncture ear drums with ice pick, grabs remote instead*
*Changes channel*
ah phew!

[Daphomir]

Communist propaganda? Oh HELL NO! Minister of Defense, find whoever made this piece of sh*t channel and MURDER THEM!

*changes channel and throws the remote to the ground before heading to my office*

[Hal Ghatisemagn]

"The FitnessGram Pacer test is a multistage aerobics capaci-"

*Changes channel*

TV is boring right now. Nothing good to watch

[Jerzylvania]

"....next up, it's Swamp People meet the Curse of Oak Island followed by Naked and Afraid meet The Walking Dead at ten, News at 11 on 11 and now... "

*Changes Channel*

[New Crywyzyxycynya]

*aggressive clarinet sounds*
That was Artie Shaw with his latest piece, Moonglow. Next we have this badger, who -
*changes channel*

[Adharcaili]

"AND AS THEY GO INTO TURN SEVENTEEN, MCCALLBANANACHANACH OVERTAKES REGENERSTEINER AND LOOK AT THE FORM OF IT--OH THERE'S BEEN A CRASH BETWEEN *random Hungarian noises* and THE AMERICAN DOWN IN P17. HOOOOOOOOOOOOOW DO YOU LIKE THAT FOLKS, A BATTLE BETWEEN THE WILLIAMS AND THE HAAS FOR P2 AND THE HAAS HAS DO--"
*Changes channel, recovers hearing*

[East Leaf Republic]

[RANDOM SCREAMS INSIDE TV]

“ What is t- ”

[RANDOM SCREAMS IN REAL LIFE]

[LOOKS BACK AND SEES A WALKING SHADOW]

“AAAHHHHH! ”

[THROWS REMOTE AND CHANNEL CHANGES, WITH GHOST DISAPPEARING]

[Misdainana]

*Morning Grieg music background*

*Entire of the park*

Voice Man: *Walking the path and waving look at you* Good Morning!

*changes channel*

[Jerzylvania]

" ...but if only Charlemagne had air support at this crucial momen... "

*changes channel*

[Last Choicia]

"And soon, we shall be able to reap the glorious fruits of our labor!"

"Like what?"

"Pears, mostly."

*Changes channel*

[Somini]

“Ainomisa is upside down—“
*changes channel*

[Matamorosia]

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Villager News…

We’re the only news source you can trust, so tune in now and hear our words!

We’re the greatest news team in the land. With no big words so you’ll understand!

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Villager News !

Breaking News!
A rouge citizen has been caught committing a ter-

*changes channel*

[The Web Citadel]

*sounds of glass breaking, things falling over*
" w-what do you want from me!?!?"
"We've been TRYING to reach you about your car's extended warranty, but someone DIDN'T LISTEN!"
*punches him in the stomach*

*changes channel*