CHANGE THE CHANNEL

[New Swaraelia]

-amaliel Harding, the 29th President, was rarely known for scandal throughout his life, until it was discovered in 1987 that he actually was a latent-

<turns off TV>
<goes for a run>
<meets a nice girl>
<has a fun date>
<goes to a date>
<days pass>
<months pass>
<she says yes>
<caught cheating>
<divorce proceedings in her favour>
<alcoholism>
<man moves back to old house>
<turns back on, and changes channel>

[Carrelie]

"-cy, which is simply outstanding! Now, Dr Lein, would you care to-"
*changes channel*

[Abject Ludicrosity]

"YEEEEEEEEEEET!!"
*Man Flies Out Of Television, Changes The Channel, And Runs Away*

[The SF Giants]

"Wait, this also feels like déjà vu."

*shudders and changes channel*

[Synne Industries]

"Pusher 2, missile on your five."
'Pusher 2 to Pusher 1, defending.'
...
'Flares away.'
"Goo-
*Changes channel*

[Hiram Land]

Host: "-ooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllll!!!! Hiramia wins the championship, the World Cup is theirs for the taking, Pajahwrsk FC destroys Brazil in the championship!"
Host 2 "Nobody expected the Hiramian Inquisition... they came back fro-"
*changes channel*

[Uinted Communist of Africa]

"Welcome back to african safarhi and once again we see a resurgence of a species thought to have been exstinct .The black ebony panther In this region of africa this is a very good sign for the environment and proves that the Communist commitern for environmental protection has once again proven that it works just as effeicient as the private sector if not more so." ---Generic tv host on Africas many animal show

*changes channel*

[B o r o v a n]

"Let's hear it from the Powerpuff Gurls! So you three girls are a very successful all female band! My question to you is how did you guys met and how you got the idea to start your own band?"
"Well it all started when I was practicing singing in the shower and my friend's cousin who was a Tomboy overheard me and was awed and said she wanted to start our very own singing duo. We sang and write songs and decided to enter the Burberry State singing contest but we needed a minimum of three people to qualify. We were stuck until we saw the new kid who was in a karaoke event in our sorority whose singing is absolutely..."

*changes channel*

[New Antarcticania]

".....TOP 1P MINECRAFT YOUUBERS THAT ACTUALLY SWOR-"
*changes channel*

[Carrelie]

"..the first of which being.... YOU! Yes-"
*changes channel*

[New Swaraelia]

-terday, yesterday...country roaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-“

<changes channel>

[New Antarcticania]

"I JUST SAWED A BOAT IN HALF-"
*changes channel*

[Silvedania]

"-time, and pigeon number 49 is in the lead! What a game! Pigeon Racing has gotta become popu_"
*Changes Channel*

[Jerzylvania]

"Before the new moon, the crescent can be seen just before sunrise in the shadow of a C, illuminated from the left. Such a moon was seen in E.T., wrongly implying that... "

*Changes channel*

[Hiram Land]

"...You can do way more than what Mr. Abmoney is telling ye! Long live the State that feeds our.."
*changes channel*

[Western Fardelshufflestein]

"...King's generous appetite, and I can tell just by looking at his gut that he's got one."
*Rapidly changes channel*

[Zandovia]

"For just 10 cents a day, you could make an abandoned animals life become so much more"
*changes channel while sipping beef stew*

[Western Fardelshufflestein]

"For just 10 cents a day, you could make an abandoned animals life become so much more"
*changes channel while sipping beef stew*

This deserves to go on the awesome NS quotes thread, if that's fine with you.
/Skip

[Zandovia]

"For just 10 cents a day, you could make an abandoned animals life become so much more"
*changes channel while sipping beef stew*

This deserves to go on the awesome NS quotes thread, if that's fine with you.
/Skip

Ok with me.

/stillme

[Hiram Land]

"For just 10 cents a day, you could make an abandoned animals life become so much more"
*changes channel while sipping beef stew*

"...money if you advance to... the millionaires' row! Only at the Strongest Link, the worst ever television game show in Hiramian history! We have such prizes as..."
*throws remote to TV, but being as the TV is so advanced, it changes channel automatically*

[South Cayriya]

...and as you can see, they have shut down the airport...

AGH WHAT IS THIS? A REPEAT? *changes channel*

[Carrelie]

"..which means that your nan will be participating in-"
*changes channel*

[Qhevak]

TONIGHT ON DEADLIEST WARRIOR

THE ARCA IV NAKIL, THE TANK THAT DEFINED THE 4TH GENERATION

VERSUS

A DRAGON

WHO. IS. DEADLIEST?

*changes channel*

[Silvedania]

A green fluff ball appears on screen.
"Sayeth WHAT?"
A pink fluff ball apears onscreen.
"Sayeth WHAAAAT?"
They start fighting.
"Sayeth WHAT?"
"Sayeth WHAAAAT?"
"Sayeth WHAT?"
"Sayeth WHAAAAT?"
"Sayeth WHA-"

CHANGES CHANNEL

[Fatatatutti]

Alphonse and Fish decide to go Bomben auf England....
Alphonse inflates the Zeppelin with a tire pump. Fish polishes his pikelhaube.
Alphonse loads the torpedo tubes. Fish informs him that Zeppelins don't have torpedo tubes.
Alphonse takes the torpedoes out. Fish tells him to take the air out of the Zeppelin and put hydrogen in instead.
Alphonse goes to the drug store to get hydrogen. Fish makes toast.
Alphonse wonders if it would be a good idea to take a flammenwerfer along. Fish thinks it would be a bad idea.

*changes channel*