CHANGE THE CHANNEL

[Iron Rangers]

*retrieves TV from hot spring; somehow it still works perfectly*
“Visit Yellowstone National Park today!”
*changes channel*

[Ovesa]

"IT'S NOT THE BEST CHOICE,
IT'S SPACERS CHOICE!
TASTE THE FREEDOM!"
-changes channel-

[Pilipinas and Malaya]

“Steaks have never tasted so good”
*changes channel*

[Gondwana island]

Have you a problem with your... changes channel buck sighs

[Varocia]

“Having trouble with your Poland?”
“Well come here today to Germany an-“
Changes Channel
*throws TV in Sausage Grinder*

[Fatatatutti]

"Alphonse bakes a blueberry TARDIS. Fish manages to fix the toaster without electrocuting himself. The TARDIS tries to escape from Alphonse...."

*changes channel*

[The Cosmic Mainframe]

"CINEMASINS PRESENTS..."

"EVERYTHING"
"WRONG"
"WITH..."
[a disc cover with the words "Alphonse and Fish: The Complete Season 93"]
"in TIME IS AN ILLUSION minutes or less"

"Walking muffins. It's just like a food commercial! *ding*"

"What the hell is a blueberry TARDIS? *ding*"

"The cut to static was so sudden, I thought I accidentally changed the channel."

*changes channel halfway through another ding*

(my apologies, Fatatatutti)

[Pilipinas and Malaya]

“In this night’s news, a llama was recorded walking into a congress session in Bolivia, where it decided to spit on one of the-“

*changes channel*

[Balaslandia]

Tiktok has been banned in-
*changes channel*

[Gondwana island]

Working forever which changes Channel

[Fatatatutti]

"Little does Alphonse know that Fish has a remote control of his own. Whenever Alphonse tries to watch Naked Stewardess Pillow Fights, the channel mysteriously changes and maniacal giggling comes from Fish's bowl..."

*changes channel*

[Tao Moin]

MAMA MIA, WELCOME TO COOKING WITH MARIO PARTE TTWWWWOOOOOOO! THISSA TIMA, WE GOTTA LE LUIGI, CAUSA TOADY WAS CHARGED DA WITH ARSONE. WHATTA YA DOING LUIGI, IS THAT NITROGLYCERIN! MAMA MIAAAAAAAAAAA-E)U_(W(E)_#())((((#(#I

-changes channel-

[Drewish]

*All star but every word that has A,T or B is left out starts playing*

*Changes Channel*

[Free Ravensburg]

Under an new legislation action, Amadeus no-

ML changes channel out of a pity party

[The Arbys Cult]

"Welcome to Rapidfire Facts with Maurice and Cat! GO!"
Maurice: "A previously unknown state of matter between solid and liquid was discovered in the eyes of chickens. The shortest war between two nations lasted 38 minutes when the British declared war on Zanzibar, and blew up the royal palace. When Fatatatutti acknowledged our existence, 10,000 fish-" Buzzer
Cat: "Meow meow meow meow meow meow meo-"

*Changes channel*

[Grand Quebecois]

"If there's something strange in you neighborhood,
Who you gonna call?"

*changes channel*

"It seems that, in your anger, you killed her."
"I... I couldn't have. She was alive! I felt it!"
"NOOOO-"

*changes channel*

"Buy the new Quintuple cheesy Big Melt©, with cheese on the crust, in the crust, a creamy Alfredo sauce, and two extra cheeses on top!"
"Note: We are not responsible for any cardiovascular diseases or possible heart attacks that occur as a result of eating this pizza."

*changes channel*

"I am serious - And don't call me Shirley."

*changes channel*

[Fatatatutti]

"... Alphonse Quacks Up, a remake of the classic Mr. Quackers comedy. Alphonse infiltrates a psychiatric hospital to investigate mysterious goings-on. Co-starring Fish as the wacky Dr. Freudenfisch...."

*changes channel*

[B o r o v a n]

"We wuve you! We wuve you!"
"Get AWAY FROM ME!"
"We wuve you! We wuve you!"
Ron threw the teddy bears into the fire but it came back to life and walked.
"We wuve you! We wuve you!"
"Anyone? Help! HELP ME!"
"We wuve you! We wuve you!"
The teddy bears were gaining on him and cornered him in the locked classroom.
"Help! HELP ME!"
"We wuve you!"
The teddy bears started...

*changes channel*

[Viechtyr]

"For one million dollars...the question is: Who was the 1,869th soldier to die in the Battle of Monte Cassino?"

*changes channel*

[Ovesa]

"First things first, do we even know this was an act of hatred? She was a clumsy girl. She was bound to have fallen into some potholes, or off bridges, or....how did she die?"

"She suffered four gunshot wounds to the back of the head---Shot from a gun under your client's name."

"Mmm. That'll kill ya."

-changes channel-

[Jerzylvania]

"ATTENTION MEDICARE PA... "

*changes channel*

"ATTENTION MEDICARE PA... "

*changes channel*

"ATTENTION MEDICARE PA... "

*shuts off, leaves room*

[95X]

(OOC: It just wouldn't be the same "Page 95" without a post from 95X, would it?)

*Turns TV back on hours later, driven by sheer boredom.*

"If you purchased a product or service from a TV advertisement, you may be entitled to substantial comp—"

*Changes channel*

"Did you use the services of a lawyer based on their TV ad? You may be en—"

*Changes channel again*

Low-voice narrator: "Next on Marketplace Greed, the organization profiting off people who think they'll get large sums of money!"

Commercial: "Were you told you may be entitled to substantial compensation, only to receive little to no benefit? You may—"

*Changes channel*

[Santa Selena]

WELCOMA TO COOOKING WITH MARIO, PAARTE TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! THISSA TIMEY, IMMA ALONEE CAUSA TOADE AND LUIGI, ARRE IDIOOTOES. TOODAY WE'RA MAKING, SPPAPAGHETIII!!!!!!1!!1 NOOWA WEE A GETTA SPAGHETTI- MAMA MIAAAAAAAAA, ITAS A BOMBE, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)0-90d09d
-changes channel-

[Remulia]

-AAAALAAAAASTAAAAAIIIIIIIR
-changes channel-

[The Arbys Cult]

"Were you injured at your place of work? You may be entitled to grow a pair, you baby! Come on, it was a puddle! AN OBVIOUS PUDDLE, yet you STILL SLIPPED on it like an idiot!" The VO begins talking in an annoying whiny voice. "Ooh, look at me, I'm so helpless and entitled that I need a Wet Floor sign to not faceplant into the ground. I deserve money for being so stupid that I can't look 6 inches in front of me." This goes on for 5 minutes.

*Changes channel*