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Dollystana
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 162
Founded: Aug 31, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby Dollystana » Thu Jun 04, 2020 3:28 pm

“Dogs are attacking Dollystana’s capital”

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I like warrior cats uwu and having fun
Catocratic Constitutional Monarchy.
Economic Left/Right -3.38 Social Lib/Auth -5.28
the best book series Eat sleep read warriors repeat. Warriors Wiki
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Lurinsk
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Apr 13, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Lurinsk » Thu Jun 04, 2020 3:43 pm

"THE RUSSIANS ARE BACK-"

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Lurinsk People's Republic | Лурынская Народая Республика
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Новая мечта за нас!

НОВОСТИ // All citizens must remain home by decree of Act #MMXX-2 «Preventing the spread of pandemic in Lurinsk» / Lurinsk welcomes its expatriates home! / «National Supermarket» scandal continues - blame focused on suppliers from Ukraine / Russian government pledges newer, larger border force by 2025 / Release of the home-grown film «War in the Stars: The WA Strikes Back» a great success

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Carrelie
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 8
Founded: Feb 21, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Carrelie » Thu Jun 04, 2020 3:48 pm

"AGAIN WITH ANOTHER BANGER 3AM CHALLENGE VIDEO, AND TODAY WE'LL BE CALLING-"
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THE CARRELIAN EMPIRE
We are infallible
Read up on Our Glorious Empress
CarrelieOne News Her Imperial & Royal Highness passes the Haufenburg Titles Act. The territories of the Grand Prince of Haufeburg are now under temporary imperial administration | HI&RH Ann II announces that she was kidnapped by Johen of Haufenburg's guards | Famous Newhadney Market opens early amid heatwave, streets packed.
Dentricia Weather Today UNBEARABLE temperatures today as harsh heatwave sets in. Remember to get outside frequently and open your windows
4Entertainment News Response to classical music resurgence positive, especially among youth

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What No
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 16
Founded: May 05, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby What No » Thu Jun 04, 2020 3:51 pm

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
I'm Megan Markle, and we are talking about elephants!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
THEY DRINK WATER WOO HOO!

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Jerzylvania
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 9825
Founded: Aug 10, 2016
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Jerzylvania » Thu Jun 04, 2020 6:41 pm

"...and finally in sports tonight... MLB owners and the players association are still at loggerheads over monetary distribution when and if the baseball season ever..."

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Unlike Trump, I never hold a grudge. XD
Writing in The Trumplight Zone or Trump Gothic on the ballot may be considered childish. But casting this crayola vote is a form of colorful protest however performed by the upcoming generation of political cartoonists ...such as we see them.
Below: Check today's "new" official Jerzylvania anthem choices! Vote for your choice via TG! Lamar Jackson, as measured in kinetic energy means one thing.... Touchdowns!
Helsinki - Helsinki - Helsinki ...Make America Grovel Again! ~ Donald Trump is Burning

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Western Fardelshufflestein
Diplomat
 
Posts: 615
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Thu Jun 04, 2020 7:52 pm

"-gets interrupted by Kenneth Branagh, then we can assume that Poland is definitely-"
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QUIDDITCH WORLD CUP CHAMPIONS
We're not quite sure how it happened, either.

--Tiny Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of New Zealand settled by HRE emigrants who thought they had landed in the West Indies--
--F7 Stuff Largely Not Canon-- --Ignore WMD and Into Space policies-- --RP year is 2020 in real time-- --Ignore Stats-- --Still not Kenneth Branagh--

The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel  | 8 August 2020 | King Still Comatose in ICU | Another Video of Parliament Brawl Goes Viral| Florida Man Correctly Pronounces WF's Full Name

A Very Important PSA | National March | King Alastair IV | Things King Alastair is Not Allowed to Do | Latest Alastair Update


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Abarri
Envoy
 
Posts: 345
Founded: Aug 10, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Abarri » Thu Jun 04, 2020 7:52 pm

"Uh oh, we're in trouble"

-_-

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Prefers The South Pacific. Spanish is not my native language. I often take things for granted. Green is my favorite color. Collects music CDs. A male who's an almost-libertarian. Nominal non-practicing Protestant. Eh, to heck with it, I'm unaffiliated. Poetaster.
How I found NS. Try not guessing where I reside.
We need to accept that there are things beyond our control.
Also, if having a letter in a flag is a sin, I'm proud to be a vexillographical sinner.

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Dominioan
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 500
Founded: Dec 10, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Dominioan » Fri Jun 05, 2020 9:09 am

"There appears to be a quantum anomaly in the criaxioaksd flux hyper dimensional neo-capitciators! We have to-"
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I don't know anymore
An introvert stuck in the USA, wants to get smart and maybe have friends owo, and a proud Okie (in spirt, anyway).
I play gaemz.
I looked at an airplane and it exploded because im so ugly
Lawful Neutral
Funny Quotes:
Minskiev wrote:Surrender baguette hon hon hon oui oui fançais français on hon hon croissant hon hon Paris Paris hon hon surrender guillotine Ratatouille Louis hon hon hon

Dear French people: I am so, sooooo sorry.

[violet] wrote:Maybe we could power our new search engine from the sexual tension between you two.

☆ ☆ Everyone calls me Dom. You can call me that too. ☆ ☆
"Succdem" I guess

*plays trains with Sorianora

Carefully picked facts about the real moi

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Squidroidia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 102
Founded: Jun 04, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Squidroidia » Fri Jun 05, 2020 9:12 am

"...It looks like America has gone and blown itself u-"

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Carrelie
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 8
Founded: Feb 21, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Carrelie » Fri Jun 05, 2020 10:20 am

"-nder the bus, they're clearly hiding-"
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THE CARRELIAN EMPIRE
We are infallible
Read up on Our Glorious Empress
CarrelieOne News Her Imperial & Royal Highness passes the Haufenburg Titles Act. The territories of the Grand Prince of Haufeburg are now under temporary imperial administration | HI&RH Ann II announces that she was kidnapped by Johen of Haufenburg's guards | Famous Newhadney Market opens early amid heatwave, streets packed.
Dentricia Weather Today UNBEARABLE temperatures today as harsh heatwave sets in. Remember to get outside frequently and open your windows
4Entertainment News Response to classical music resurgence positive, especially among youth

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Fatatatutti
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10956
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Fatatatutti » Fri Jun 05, 2020 12:48 pm

"Alphonse catches Covid-7. Fish makes fun of him for being behind the times."

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Last Choicia
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Aug 08, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Last Choicia » Sat Jun 06, 2020 8:32 am

"When you need online privacy, you need a VPN like—ah, who cares? They're probably fast-forwarding through this part anyway."

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Dominioan
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 500
Founded: Dec 10, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Dominioan » Sat Jun 06, 2020 9:02 am

"DO DO DODODODOD DOO DOO DO DO DO DO-DO-DO!"

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I don't know anymore
An introvert stuck in the USA, wants to get smart and maybe have friends owo, and a proud Okie (in spirt, anyway).
I play gaemz.
I looked at an airplane and it exploded because im so ugly
Lawful Neutral
Funny Quotes:
Minskiev wrote:Surrender baguette hon hon hon oui oui fançais français on hon hon croissant hon hon Paris Paris hon hon surrender guillotine Ratatouille Louis hon hon hon

Dear French people: I am so, sooooo sorry.

[violet] wrote:Maybe we could power our new search engine from the sexual tension between you two.

☆ ☆ Everyone calls me Dom. You can call me that too. ☆ ☆
"Succdem" I guess

*plays trains with Sorianora

Carefully picked facts about the real moi

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San Lumen
Post Czar
 
Posts: 43355
Founded: Jul 02, 2009
Left-wing Utopia

Postby San Lumen » Sat Jun 06, 2020 9:06 am

You unlock this door with the key of imagination behind it lies another dimension...

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Carrelie
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 8
Founded: Feb 21, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Carrelie » Sat Jun 06, 2020 10:06 am

"It's a world of cheese, a planet of-"
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THE CARRELIAN EMPIRE
We are infallible
Read up on Our Glorious Empress
CarrelieOne News Her Imperial & Royal Highness passes the Haufenburg Titles Act. The territories of the Grand Prince of Haufeburg are now under temporary imperial administration | HI&RH Ann II announces that she was kidnapped by Johen of Haufenburg's guards | Famous Newhadney Market opens early amid heatwave, streets packed.
Dentricia Weather Today UNBEARABLE temperatures today as harsh heatwave sets in. Remember to get outside frequently and open your windows
4Entertainment News Response to classical music resurgence positive, especially among youth

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Pilipinas and Malaya
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1572
Founded: Jun 23, 2017
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Pilipinas and Malaya » Sat Jun 06, 2020 10:13 am

“-meat! Pick up some high quality Japanese Kobe Beef at- ”

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Federative States of Pilipinas and Malaya
Member of Europe
Hello there, welcome to my thoughts.
Yes, my nation does represent a good chunk of my views, deal with it.
I still like K-Pop, no, I am not one of those very annoying stans.
Soups are among my favourite kinds of food.
Civ 6's Frontier Pass seems very exciting, maybe we'll finally get a Filipino civ?

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Dominioan
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 500
Founded: Dec 10, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Dominioan » Sat Jun 06, 2020 11:45 am

"-the average grocery store. They have over three hundred-"
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I don't know anymore
An introvert stuck in the USA, wants to get smart and maybe have friends owo, and a proud Okie (in spirt, anyway).
I play gaemz.
I looked at an airplane and it exploded because im so ugly
Lawful Neutral
Funny Quotes:
Minskiev wrote:Surrender baguette hon hon hon oui oui fançais français on hon hon croissant hon hon Paris Paris hon hon surrender guillotine Ratatouille Louis hon hon hon

Dear French people: I am so, sooooo sorry.

[violet] wrote:Maybe we could power our new search engine from the sexual tension between you two.

☆ ☆ Everyone calls me Dom. You can call me that too. ☆ ☆
"Succdem" I guess

*plays trains with Sorianora

Carefully picked facts about the real moi

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Western Fardelshufflestein
Diplomat
 
Posts: 615
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Sat Jun 06, 2020 11:47 am

"-health violations and several citations for attempting to serve poisonous-"
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QUIDDITCH WORLD CUP CHAMPIONS
We're not quite sure how it happened, either.

--Tiny Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of New Zealand settled by HRE emigrants who thought they had landed in the West Indies--
--F7 Stuff Largely Not Canon-- --Ignore WMD and Into Space policies-- --RP year is 2020 in real time-- --Ignore Stats-- --Still not Kenneth Branagh--

The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel  | 8 August 2020 | King Still Comatose in ICU | Another Video of Parliament Brawl Goes Viral| Florida Man Correctly Pronounces WF's Full Name

A Very Important PSA | National March | King Alastair IV | Things King Alastair is Not Allowed to Do | Latest Alastair Update


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Carrelie
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 8
Founded: Feb 21, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Carrelie » Sat Jun 06, 2020 1:05 pm

"-dogs to the general populous, and citizens of Generica are-"
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THE CARRELIAN EMPIRE
We are infallible
Read up on Our Glorious Empress
CarrelieOne News Her Imperial & Royal Highness passes the Haufenburg Titles Act. The territories of the Grand Prince of Haufeburg are now under temporary imperial administration | HI&RH Ann II announces that she was kidnapped by Johen of Haufenburg's guards | Famous Newhadney Market opens early amid heatwave, streets packed.
Dentricia Weather Today UNBEARABLE temperatures today as harsh heatwave sets in. Remember to get outside frequently and open your windows
4Entertainment News Response to classical music resurgence positive, especially among youth

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Freed Animals
Envoy
 
Posts: 225
Founded: Oct 03, 2015
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Freed Animals » Sat Jun 06, 2020 5:17 pm

"...rioting after the price of gasoline rose 1¢ per gallon; the angry crowd is making its way..."

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Minskiev
Diplomat
 
Posts: 933
Founded: Apr 20, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Minskiev » Sat Jun 06, 2020 5:22 pm

And now, I w-will perform my poem....R-roses are red, a good source for potassium is a banana, why did you leave me, what did I do to you Hannah?

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“Don’t half-a** two things. Whole-a** one thing.”
”I’m here to kick bubblegum and chew a**. And I’m all out of a**.”
The Kyiv Herald: Minskiev’s most reliable information! Current National Focus: Aviation Effort III
Minskievian Brancalanders dressed in Lorax costumes are hugging their local maples| Robotic soldiers are in the testing stage| Sevastopol has been called the “Singapore of the Slavs”
The Sustainable Lumberjack - +11.2%| Slash and Burn Inc. - -35.4%| The Minskievian Robotic Testing Facility - +86.7%| Extremist Boy Scouts - -92.1%| The Sevastopol Tourism Department - +105.3%
Local 3-day Weather in Kyiv: Wed 29: 27°|14°|Partly Cloudy|0% chance|NE 12kph| Thu 30: 27°|15°|Partly Cloudy|0% chance|NE 8kph| Fri 31: 27°|15°|Isolated Thunderstorms|30% chance|W 17kph

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Fatatatutti
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10956
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Fatatatutti » Sun Jun 07, 2020 6:38 pm

"Alphonse releases the Kraken. Fish goes downtown to renew his bus pass. The Kraken tries to escape from Alphonse."

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Minskiev
Diplomat
 
Posts: 933
Founded: Apr 20, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Minskiev » Sun Jun 07, 2020 6:55 pm

“And then I said that’s not my wife; that’s my goat! *laughtrack* So I was talking to my co-worker...*laughtrack* and then he said: ‘Knock knock’ so I said ‘Who’s there?’ and he said ‘Orange’...*laughtrack* and so I responded ‘Orange who.’ and he yelled ‘BANANA!’ *laughtrack*”

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“Don’t half-a** two things. Whole-a** one thing.”
”I’m here to kick bubblegum and chew a**. And I’m all out of a**.”
The Kyiv Herald: Minskiev’s most reliable information! Current National Focus: Aviation Effort III
Minskievian Brancalanders dressed in Lorax costumes are hugging their local maples| Robotic soldiers are in the testing stage| Sevastopol has been called the “Singapore of the Slavs”
The Sustainable Lumberjack - +11.2%| Slash and Burn Inc. - -35.4%| The Minskievian Robotic Testing Facility - +86.7%| Extremist Boy Scouts - -92.1%| The Sevastopol Tourism Department - +105.3%
Local 3-day Weather in Kyiv: Wed 29: 27°|14°|Partly Cloudy|0% chance|NE 12kph| Thu 30: 27°|15°|Partly Cloudy|0% chance|NE 8kph| Fri 31: 27°|15°|Isolated Thunderstorms|30% chance|W 17kph

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Youstania Firksnerio
Secretary
 
Posts: 36
Founded: Mar 17, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby Youstania Firksnerio » Sun Jun 07, 2020 7:58 pm

"Another terrorist cell of the dreaded Project Birthright was just destroyed by our glorious People's Army-"
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An Alternate History Democratic Syndicalist Anglo-German Union
    Arbeitersendung Syndikat: YFARF takes Vancouver|The Alaskan People's Union is proclaimed|The Canadian Unitary State and the Canadian Popular State at war

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Lushansk
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 147
Founded: Mar 03, 2018
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Lushansk » Sun Jun 07, 2020 8:01 pm

Now on BBC 1 the News

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trump is secretly a robot who was made in china

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