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Dollystana
Envoy
 
Posts: 313
Founded: Aug 31, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Dollystana » Thu Jun 04, 2020 3:28 pm

“Dogs are attacking Dollystana’s capital”

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I like warrior cats uwu and having fun
Catocratic Constitutional Monarchy.
Economic -3.38 Social -5.28
My views are basically Scandinavia, that's all you need to know
the best book series Eat sleep read warriors repeat. Warriors Wiki
Self-appointed Warrior cat of F7 overvuwu The Truth Behind Area 51 All About Me


Stats not used
If you support cats, put this in your signature.
Perikuresu wrote:All of mothers are hamsters and all of your fathers smelt like elderberries
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Lurinsk
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 14
Founded: Apr 13, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Lurinsk » Thu Jun 04, 2020 3:43 pm

"THE RUSSIANS ARE BACK-"

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Unitary Republic of Lurinsk / Луринская Унітарная Республіка
Excellent Powerhouse Average

Web portal (factbooks) | National anthem | Embassy program
 НОЎОСТІ  Natural gas consumption has ended in Lurinsk, Narodplan says, in planning success - production timed to cease five minutes after last demand // LurTelecom announces cost-free provision of Gigabit fibre, available on application // Fish stocks run low once again for Christmas, customers asked to limit purchases // Major car incident in Belarus kills twelve, including a Lurinsk citizen // Stormy weather ahead across the country
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Carrelie
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 449
Founded: Feb 21, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Carrelie » Thu Jun 04, 2020 3:48 pm

"AGAIN WITH ANOTHER BANGER 3AM CHALLENGE VIDEO, AND TODAY WE'LL BE CALLING-"
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✿ Carrelian Confederation ✿
NS Stats not canon

Member of WMCA
Waisnor • Malta Comino Gozo • Carrelie • Alezian Union • Achaean Republic • Uthossia
Caribou Island (Moorland) & Aenglide are also there.
Ignore literally every vaguely political post I made pre-2022 my views and understandings have changed significantly :)
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What No
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 16
Founded: May 05, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby What No » Thu Jun 04, 2020 3:51 pm

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
I'm Megan Markle, and we are talking about elephants!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
THEY DRINK WATER WOO HOO!

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Jerzylvania
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 14764
Founded: Aug 10, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Jerzylvania » Thu Jun 04, 2020 6:41 pm

"...and finally in sports tonight... MLB owners and the players association are still at loggerheads over monetary distribution when and if the baseball season ever..."

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Donald Trump has no clue as to what "insuring the domestic tranquility" means

The Baltimore Orioles are shocking the baseball world!

Jerzylvania is the NFL Picks League Champion in 2018 and in 2020 as puppet Traffic Signal and AGAIN in 2023 as puppet Joe Munchkin !!!
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Western Fardelshufflestein
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Posts: 5048
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
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Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Thu Jun 04, 2020 7:52 pm

"-gets interrupted by Kenneth Branagh, then we can assume that Poland is definitely-"
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The Constitutional Monarchy of Western Fardelshufflestein
Always Has Been. | WF's User Be Like | NSG is Budget Twitter | Yo, Kenneth Branagh won an Oscar
Tiny, Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of NZ settled by HRE emigrants who thought they'd landed in the West Indies. F7 Stuff Mostly Not Canon; RP is in real time; Ignore Stats; Still Not Kenneth Branagh. | A L A S T A I R C E P T I O N
The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel | 27 November 2022 bUt wHy iS tHE rUm gOnE!?
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Abarri
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 497
Founded: Aug 10, 2017
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Abarri » Thu Jun 04, 2020 7:52 pm

"Uh oh, we're in trouble"

-_-

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Click to see factbook entries. Please ignore the income tax rate provided by NS. Timeline is frozen at 2021.
Prefers The South Pacific. Spanish is not my native language. I often take things for granted. Green is my favorite color. Collects music CDs. A male who's an almost-libertarian. Nominal non-practicing Protestant. Eh, to heck with it, I'm unaffiliated. Poetaster.
How I found NS. Try not guessing where I reside.
We need to accept that there are things beyond our control.
Also, if having a letter in a flag is a sin, I'm your vexillographical sinner.
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Dominioan
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1127
Founded: Dec 10, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Dominioan » Fri Jun 05, 2020 9:09 am

"There appears to be a quantum anomaly in the criaxioaksd flux hyper dimensional neo-capitciators! We have to-"
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Help i'm addicted to pain so I keep coming back to this site
Direct rule from Oklahoma City
Cool person

I've read 1984, so I can confirm this is in fact 1984

BOOMER SOONER
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Squidroidia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 868
Founded: Jun 04, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Squidroidia » Fri Jun 05, 2020 9:12 am

"...It looks like America has gone and blown itself u-"

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Carrelie
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 449
Founded: Feb 21, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Carrelie » Fri Jun 05, 2020 10:20 am

"-nder the bus, they're clearly hiding-"
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✿ Carrelian Confederation ✿
NS Stats not canon

Member of WMCA
Waisnor • Malta Comino Gozo • Carrelie • Alezian Union • Achaean Republic • Uthossia
Caribou Island (Moorland) & Aenglide are also there.
Ignore literally every vaguely political post I made pre-2022 my views and understandings have changed significantly :)
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Fatatatutti
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10966
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Ex-Nation

Postby Fatatatutti » Fri Jun 05, 2020 12:48 pm

"Alphonse catches Covid-7. Fish makes fun of him for being behind the times."

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Last Choicia
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Aug 08, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Last Choicia » Sat Jun 06, 2020 8:32 am

"When you need online privacy, you need a VPN like—ah, who cares? They're probably fast-forwarding through this part anyway."

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Dominioan
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1127
Founded: Dec 10, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Dominioan » Sat Jun 06, 2020 9:02 am

"DO DO DODODODOD DOO DOO DO DO DO DO-DO-DO!"

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Help i'm addicted to pain so I keep coming back to this site
Direct rule from Oklahoma City
Cool person

I've read 1984, so I can confirm this is in fact 1984

BOOMER SOONER
CHOP ON
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San Lumen
Post Kaiser
 
Posts: 87246
Founded: Jul 02, 2009
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby San Lumen » Sat Jun 06, 2020 9:06 am

You unlock this door with the key of imagination behind it lies another dimension...

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Carrelie
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 449
Founded: Feb 21, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Carrelie » Sat Jun 06, 2020 10:06 am

"It's a world of cheese, a planet of-"
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✿ Carrelian Confederation ✿
NS Stats not canon

Member of WMCA
Waisnor • Malta Comino Gozo • Carrelie • Alezian Union • Achaean Republic • Uthossia
Caribou Island (Moorland) & Aenglide are also there.
Ignore literally every vaguely political post I made pre-2022 my views and understandings have changed significantly :)
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Pilipinas and Malaya
Minister
 
Posts: 2011
Founded: Jun 23, 2017
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Pilipinas and Malaya » Sat Jun 06, 2020 10:13 am

“-meat! Pick up some high quality Japanese Kobe Beef at- ”

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Federative States of Pilipinas and Malaya
Member of Europe
Homepage (leads to other info dispatches)
Accursed, incomplete, self-made map collection of my universe
NS Stats invalid
Yes, my nation does represent a good chunk of my views
Finally got around to dealing with a bunch of canon stuff, expect them to be updated every once in a while. | *inhales copium* In Civ 7, maybe we'll finally get a Filipino civ? | STREAM SEVENTEEN'S FML, OUT NOW
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Dominioan
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Posts: 1127
Founded: Dec 10, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Dominioan » Sat Jun 06, 2020 11:45 am

"-the average grocery store. They have over three hundred-"
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Help i'm addicted to pain so I keep coming back to this site
Direct rule from Oklahoma City
Cool person

I've read 1984, so I can confirm this is in fact 1984

BOOMER SOONER
CHOP ON
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Western Fardelshufflestein
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5048
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Sat Jun 06, 2020 11:47 am

"-health violations and several citations for attempting to serve poisonous-"
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The Constitutional Monarchy of Western Fardelshufflestein
Always Has Been. | WF's User Be Like | NSG is Budget Twitter | Yo, Kenneth Branagh won an Oscar
Tiny, Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of NZ settled by HRE emigrants who thought they'd landed in the West Indies. F7 Stuff Mostly Not Canon; RP is in real time; Ignore Stats; Still Not Kenneth Branagh. | A L A S T A I R C E P T I O N
The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel | 27 November 2022 bUt wHy iS tHE rUm gOnE!?
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Carrelie
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 449
Founded: Feb 21, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Carrelie » Sat Jun 06, 2020 1:05 pm

"-dogs to the general populous, and citizens of Generica are-"
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✿ Carrelian Confederation ✿
NS Stats not canon

Member of WMCA
Waisnor • Malta Comino Gozo • Carrelie • Alezian Union • Achaean Republic • Uthossia
Caribou Island (Moorland) & Aenglide are also there.
Ignore literally every vaguely political post I made pre-2022 my views and understandings have changed significantly :)
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Freed Animals
Envoy
 
Posts: 232
Founded: Oct 03, 2015
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Freed Animals » Sat Jun 06, 2020 5:17 pm

"...rioting after the price of gasoline rose 1¢ per gallon; the angry crowd is making its way..."

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Minskiev
Minister
 
Posts: 2423
Founded: Apr 20, 2020
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Minskiev » Sat Jun 06, 2020 5:22 pm

And now, I w-will perform my poem....R-roses are red, a good source for potassium is a banana, why did you leave me, what did I do to you Hannah?

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Minskiev/Walrus. Former Delegate of the Rejected Realms, 3x Officer. 15x WA author. Join the RRA here.
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Fatatatutti
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10966
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Ex-Nation

Postby Fatatatutti » Sun Jun 07, 2020 6:38 pm

"Alphonse releases the Kraken. Fish goes downtown to renew his bus pass. The Kraken tries to escape from Alphonse."

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Minskiev
Minister
 
Posts: 2423
Founded: Apr 20, 2020
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Minskiev » Sun Jun 07, 2020 6:55 pm

“And then I said that’s not my wife; that’s my goat! *laughtrack* So I was talking to my co-worker...*laughtrack* and then he said: ‘Knock knock’ so I said ‘Who’s there?’ and he said ‘Orange’...*laughtrack* and so I responded ‘Orange who.’ and he yelled ‘BANANA!’ *laughtrack*”

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Minskiev/Walrus. Former Delegate of the Rejected Realms, 3x Officer. 15x WA author. Join the RRA here.
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Youstania Firksnerio
Attaché
 
Posts: 85
Founded: Mar 17, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Youstania Firksnerio » Sun Jun 07, 2020 7:58 pm

"Another terrorist cell of the dreaded Project Birthright was just destroyed by our glorious People's Army-"
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An Alternate History Democratic Syndicalist Anglo-German Union
    Arbeitersendung Syndikat December 23, 2045: The Commonwealth of Poland-Prussia declares war on the Polish Commune! Monarchist Terror Group "Project: Birthright" takes responsibility
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Lushansk
Diplomat
 
Posts: 791
Founded: Mar 03, 2018
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Lushansk » Sun Jun 07, 2020 8:01 pm

Now on BBC 1 the News

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Bascially 1950s Canada in Eastern Europe

IRL Mainland Territory is based on Ukraine with States in North Korea , French Guyana , Angola as part of Metropolitan Lushansk

Member of the Warsaw Treaty Organization and KTO Member

Note: Despite our flag , we are actually a member of the Eastern Bloc

#ISTANDWITHISRAEL
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