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Carrelie
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Posts: 8
Founded: Feb 21, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Carrelie » Mon Jun 01, 2020 2:29 pm

"have killed their loved ones. In other news-"
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THE CARRELIAN EMPIRE
We are infallible
Read up on Our Glorious Empress
CarrelieOne News Her Imperial & Royal Highness passes the Haufenburg Titles Act. The territories of the Grand Prince of Haufeburg are now under temporary imperial administration | HI&RH Ann II announces that she was kidnapped by Johen of Haufenburg's guards | Famous Newhadney Market opens early amid heatwave, streets packed.
Dentricia Weather Today UNBEARABLE temperatures today as harsh heatwave sets in. Remember to get outside frequently and open your windows
4Entertainment News Response to classical music resurgence positive, especially among youth

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Nilrahrarfan
Diplomat
 
Posts: 628
Founded: Sep 02, 2016
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Nilrahrarfan » Mon Jun 01, 2020 4:06 pm

Carrelie wrote:"have killed their loved ones. In other news-"
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Supports: Fascism, National Anarchism, Storms, Atheism, Dictatorship, Alt-Right, The Supreme Authority, Kekistan, Metal/Classical Music, Moderation Forum, Taking Guns from Antifa
Opposes: Monarchy, Sunshine and Rainbows, SJW's, Religion (Unless Katrina's the one being worshipped), Jihadism, Environmentalism, Direct Democracy, Democratic Socialism, Autotuned Pop Music, Antifa

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Western Fardelshufflestein
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Posts: 615
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Mon Jun 01, 2020 4:17 pm

"BREAKING TONIGHT: A crazed Danish prince is running around the streets of Western Fardelshufflestein, speaking only in Hamlet quotes. If you see this man, do not engage. Call the number on your screen and refrain from going into Shakespeare mode. Thank you."

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QUIDDITCH WORLD CUP CHAMPIONS
We're not quite sure how it happened, either.

--Tiny Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of New Zealand settled by HRE emigrants who thought they had landed in the West Indies--
--F7 Stuff Largely Not Canon-- --Ignore WMD and Into Space policies-- --RP year is 2020 in real time-- --Ignore Stats-- --Still not Kenneth Branagh--

The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel  | 8 August 2020 | King Still Comatose in ICU | Another Video of Parliament Brawl Goes Viral| Florida Man Correctly Pronounces WF's Full Name

A Very Important PSA | National March | King Alastair IV | Things King Alastair is Not Allowed to Do | Latest Alastair Update


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Universalius
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 21
Founded: Apr 24, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Universalius » Mon Jun 01, 2020 11:04 pm

I've never been much of a mobile gamer, but, forget everything you think you know about mobile games because R-
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Well boys, We is back

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Carrelie
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 8
Founded: Feb 21, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Carrelie » Tue Jun 02, 2020 1:45 am

"-opes are in season right now which is why we at Rope Enthusiasts present-"
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THE CARRELIAN EMPIRE
We are infallible
Read up on Our Glorious Empress
CarrelieOne News Her Imperial & Royal Highness passes the Haufenburg Titles Act. The territories of the Grand Prince of Haufeburg are now under temporary imperial administration | HI&RH Ann II announces that she was kidnapped by Johen of Haufenburg's guards | Famous Newhadney Market opens early amid heatwave, streets packed.
Dentricia Weather Today UNBEARABLE temperatures today as harsh heatwave sets in. Remember to get outside frequently and open your windows
4Entertainment News Response to classical music resurgence positive, especially among youth

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Dominioan
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 500
Founded: Dec 10, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Dominioan » Tue Jun 02, 2020 6:15 am

"an interdimensional wormhole! It will destroy the city unless we-"
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I don't know anymore
An introvert stuck in the USA, wants to get smart and maybe have friends owo, and a proud Okie (in spirt, anyway).
I play gaemz.
I looked at an airplane and it exploded because im so ugly
Lawful Neutral
Funny Quotes:
Minskiev wrote:Surrender baguette hon hon hon oui oui fançais français on hon hon croissant hon hon Paris Paris hon hon surrender guillotine Ratatouille Louis hon hon hon

Dear French people: I am so, sooooo sorry.

[violet] wrote:Maybe we could power our new search engine from the sexual tension between you two.

☆ ☆ Everyone calls me Dom. You can call me that too. ☆ ☆
"Succdem" I guess

*plays trains with Sorianora

Carefully picked facts about the real moi

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Carrelie
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Posts: 8
Founded: Feb 21, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Carrelie » Wed Jun 03, 2020 1:27 pm

"present the king with a plate of-"
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THE CARRELIAN EMPIRE
We are infallible
Read up on Our Glorious Empress
CarrelieOne News Her Imperial & Royal Highness passes the Haufenburg Titles Act. The territories of the Grand Prince of Haufeburg are now under temporary imperial administration | HI&RH Ann II announces that she was kidnapped by Johen of Haufenburg's guards | Famous Newhadney Market opens early amid heatwave, streets packed.
Dentricia Weather Today UNBEARABLE temperatures today as harsh heatwave sets in. Remember to get outside frequently and open your windows
4Entertainment News Response to classical music resurgence positive, especially among youth

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Western Fardelshufflestein
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Posts: 615
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Wed Jun 03, 2020 1:29 pm

"-Delicious grilled chicken tendies from Chick-fil-A!"
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QUIDDITCH WORLD CUP CHAMPIONS
We're not quite sure how it happened, either.

--Tiny Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of New Zealand settled by HRE emigrants who thought they had landed in the West Indies--
--F7 Stuff Largely Not Canon-- --Ignore WMD and Into Space policies-- --RP year is 2020 in real time-- --Ignore Stats-- --Still not Kenneth Branagh--

The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel  | 8 August 2020 | King Still Comatose in ICU | Another Video of Parliament Brawl Goes Viral| Florida Man Correctly Pronounces WF's Full Name

A Very Important PSA | National March | King Alastair IV | Things King Alastair is Not Allowed to Do | Latest Alastair Update


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Fatatatutti
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10956
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Fatatatutti » Wed Jun 03, 2020 1:34 pm

"Fish worries about his rhubarb...."

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Dominioan
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 500
Founded: Dec 10, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Dominioan » Wed Jun 03, 2020 1:41 pm

“-blade of power! It can destroy an entire-“
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I don't know anymore
An introvert stuck in the USA, wants to get smart and maybe have friends owo, and a proud Okie (in spirt, anyway).
I play gaemz.
I looked at an airplane and it exploded because im so ugly
Lawful Neutral
Funny Quotes:
Minskiev wrote:Surrender baguette hon hon hon oui oui fançais français on hon hon croissant hon hon Paris Paris hon hon surrender guillotine Ratatouille Louis hon hon hon

Dear French people: I am so, sooooo sorry.

[violet] wrote:Maybe we could power our new search engine from the sexual tension between you two.

☆ ☆ Everyone calls me Dom. You can call me that too. ☆ ☆
"Succdem" I guess

*plays trains with Sorianora

Carefully picked facts about the real moi

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Western Fardelshufflestein
Diplomat
 
Posts: 615
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Wed Jun 03, 2020 1:44 pm

"-50-foot statue of Henry II of England. Why it is in Imperial measurements, we cannot-"
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QUIDDITCH WORLD CUP CHAMPIONS
We're not quite sure how it happened, either.

--Tiny Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of New Zealand settled by HRE emigrants who thought they had landed in the West Indies--
--F7 Stuff Largely Not Canon-- --Ignore WMD and Into Space policies-- --RP year is 2020 in real time-- --Ignore Stats-- --Still not Kenneth Branagh--

The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel  | 8 August 2020 | King Still Comatose in ICU | Another Video of Parliament Brawl Goes Viral| Florida Man Correctly Pronounces WF's Full Name

A Very Important PSA | National March | King Alastair IV | Things King Alastair is Not Allowed to Do | Latest Alastair Update


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Carrelie
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 8
Founded: Feb 21, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Carrelie » Wed Jun 03, 2020 1:52 pm

"-let quarantine become the downfall of all the universe, lest we-"
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THE CARRELIAN EMPIRE
We are infallible
Read up on Our Glorious Empress
CarrelieOne News Her Imperial & Royal Highness passes the Haufenburg Titles Act. The territories of the Grand Prince of Haufeburg are now under temporary imperial administration | HI&RH Ann II announces that she was kidnapped by Johen of Haufenburg's guards | Famous Newhadney Market opens early amid heatwave, streets packed.
Dentricia Weather Today UNBEARABLE temperatures today as harsh heatwave sets in. Remember to get outside frequently and open your windows
4Entertainment News Response to classical music resurgence positive, especially among youth

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Antibuda
Envoy
 
Posts: 221
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby Antibuda » Wed Jun 03, 2020 1:54 pm

*literally any news ever*

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Winner of 2 medals in the 2020 Oatland Olympics!
ns stats are illegal

A 21.6 civilization, according to this index.
Antibuda wrote:Monkey 4114 decided to wear an Ice Age baby costume in February.

Liriena wrote:Make California three times bigger to intimidate its neighbours into submission.

On a potential Trump movie:
Kronica wrote:Annoying Orange: The Movie
Population isn't used.
I mean, how do you think we would cram 200 mil+ people
into an island the size of Puerto Rico?
didn't mean to get daily referendums
idk how we did
deleted pride flag
it was bad
LeftValues: Centrist Marxist

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Ubekibekibekibekistanstan
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Posts: 92
Founded: Dec 11, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Ubekibekibekibekistanstan » Wed Jun 03, 2020 3:45 pm

*funky music starts playing*
"Hop hop hop, kangaroo!
Hop hop hop, kangaroo!
Hop hop hop, kangaroo!"
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male, deist
life, socialism, conservatism, direct democracy, proportional representation, capital punishment, bill of rights, third parties, conservationism, immigration, meritocracy, net neutrality, impartiality, welfarism
racism, torture, zionism, electoral college, identity politics, copyright, marijuana bans, closed-mindedness

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Carrelie
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 8
Founded: Feb 21, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Carrelie » Thu Jun 04, 2020 4:45 am

"-s have been accidentally set loose by a zoo employee. They have been rampaging the streets, killing all in their wake. It is advised that if you do see one you should-"
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THE CARRELIAN EMPIRE
We are infallible
Read up on Our Glorious Empress
CarrelieOne News Her Imperial & Royal Highness passes the Haufenburg Titles Act. The territories of the Grand Prince of Haufeburg are now under temporary imperial administration | HI&RH Ann II announces that she was kidnapped by Johen of Haufenburg's guards | Famous Newhadney Market opens early amid heatwave, streets packed.
Dentricia Weather Today UNBEARABLE temperatures today as harsh heatwave sets in. Remember to get outside frequently and open your windows
4Entertainment News Response to classical music resurgence positive, especially among youth

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Abarri
Envoy
 
Posts: 345
Founded: Aug 10, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Abarri » Thu Jun 04, 2020 7:30 am

"Uh oh...we’re in trouble
Something’s come along
And it’s burst our bubble
Yeah yeah
Uh oh...we’re in trouble
Gotta get home
Quick march on the double!
"

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Click to see factbook entries. Please ignore the income tax rate provided by NS.

Prefers The South Pacific. Spanish is not my native language. I often take things for granted. Green is my favorite color. Collects music CDs. A male who's an almost-libertarian. Nominal non-practicing Protestant. Eh, to heck with it, I'm unaffiliated. Poetaster.
How I found NS. Try not guessing where I reside.
We need to accept that there are things beyond our control.
Also, if having a letter in a flag is a sin, I'm proud to be a vexillographical sinner.

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Baddo Darklands
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 12
Founded: Jan 03, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Baddo Darklands » Thu Jun 04, 2020 10:01 am

Welcome to the 6 o'clock news! Later, a wheelie bin accused of stealing silage from farmer...
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This is an extremist country and does not represent my actual views. For those, go to Mologiland

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Jerzylvania
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 9825
Founded: Aug 10, 2016
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Jerzylvania » Thu Jun 04, 2020 11:54 am

"...Next on the 6 o'clock news, the nameless junior college bubble wrap dance is right around the corner this Saturday Nigh..."

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Unlike Trump, I never hold a grudge. XD
Writing in The Trumplight Zone or Trump Gothic on the ballot may be considered childish. But casting this crayola vote is a form of colorful protest however performed by the upcoming generation of political cartoonists ...such as we see them.
Below: Check today's "new" official Jerzylvania anthem choices! Vote for your choice via TG! Lamar Jackson, as measured in kinetic energy means one thing.... Touchdowns!
Helsinki - Helsinki - Helsinki ...Make America Grovel Again! ~ Donald Trump is Burning

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Mitary
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 47
Founded: Jun 02, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Mitary » Thu Jun 04, 2020 12:11 pm

"'My life is meaningless' says the President as he storms out of th..."

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THE DEMOCRATIC STATES OF MITARY
This Represents my Views(plus some random stuff like atheism and not being part of America)
Political Compass test scores: Economic Left/Right: -1.88 | Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -4.36
Current Head of State Nick Niagra
National Anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otCpCn0l4Wo

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State of Turelisa
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 362
Founded: May 30, 2019
Moralistic Democracy

Postby State of Turelisa » Thu Jun 04, 2020 12:12 pm

...is nigh, I tell ye, the end is nigh! Amen.' 'PASTOR SWAGGART RELIES ON YOUR DONATIONS....'

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Christianity did NOT conceive of Christian virtues as tame, timid, and respectable things. It DID conceive of those virtues as vast, defiant, and even destructive things, scorning the yoke of this world, dwelling in the desert, and seeking their meat from God.


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Fatatatutti
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10956
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Fatatatutti » Thu Jun 04, 2020 1:42 pm

"So let Alphonse shine in,
Drink a pint of gin...."

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B o r o v a n
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 50
Founded: Jul 20, 2019
Father Knows Best State

Postby B o r o v a n » Thu Jun 04, 2020 2:19 pm

"Hey you what you doing outside curfew!"
A scared man runs but the police cruiser swerves against the sidewalk blocking his path.
"On the ground now!"
The man bewildered runs away in the opposite direction but gets sh-

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STRONGLY ANTI ESTABLISHMENT AND ANTI MERITOCRACY

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Dominioan
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 500
Founded: Dec 10, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Dominioan » Thu Jun 04, 2020 2:46 pm

"-ocked to see that giant thing has appeared in the sky! Heres some footage!"
Image
"It looks to be famous cha-"
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I don't know anymore
An introvert stuck in the USA, wants to get smart and maybe have friends owo, and a proud Okie (in spirt, anyway).
I play gaemz.
I looked at an airplane and it exploded because im so ugly
Lawful Neutral
Funny Quotes:
Minskiev wrote:Surrender baguette hon hon hon oui oui fançais français on hon hon croissant hon hon Paris Paris hon hon surrender guillotine Ratatouille Louis hon hon hon

Dear French people: I am so, sooooo sorry.

[violet] wrote:Maybe we could power our new search engine from the sexual tension between you two.

☆ ☆ Everyone calls me Dom. You can call me that too. ☆ ☆
"Succdem" I guess

*plays trains with Sorianora

Carefully picked facts about the real moi

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Western Fardelshufflestein
Diplomat
 
Posts: 615
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Thu Jun 04, 2020 2:52 pm

"-ser on Western Fardelshufflestein's national Qudditch team, Albrecht Brandt! Shouldn't you be at the Quiddtich World Cup, Al?
Anyway, tonight on the 6 o'clock news, we regret to inform you that another Parliament brawl resulted in-"
*Changes channel*
QUIDDITCH WORLD CUP CHAMPIONS
We're not quite sure how it happened, either.

--Tiny Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of New Zealand settled by HRE emigrants who thought they had landed in the West Indies--
--F7 Stuff Largely Not Canon-- --Ignore WMD and Into Space policies-- --RP year is 2020 in real time-- --Ignore Stats-- --Still not Kenneth Branagh--

The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel  | 8 August 2020 | King Still Comatose in ICU | Another Video of Parliament Brawl Goes Viral| Florida Man Correctly Pronounces WF's Full Name

A Very Important PSA | National March | King Alastair IV | Things King Alastair is Not Allowed to Do | Latest Alastair Update


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Ausinia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 833
Founded: Jul 20, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Ausinia » Thu Jun 04, 2020 3:25 pm

‘-the brawl was said to be over the controversial PHART bill, which the vote is set to be had next week.’

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[url]Discord, cus why not [To be fixed][/url]
-Astoria wrote:‘WE'RE NOT COMMUNISTS, DAMMIT!’

Then explain the hammer-and-sickle on your flag. Otherwise, X.
This nation does not completely agree with my views.
Cooperation, Command, Control
THE UNITED COMMONWEALTH of AUSINIA
The Ausinian National:Due to recent baby booms in Ausinia, a general board has being formed, the leaders in new ways of fair population control. Suggested methods already include standardised testing in schools, for the most fit and intelligent to stand out.

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