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Nationstatorship
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Posts: 22
Founded: Mar 27, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Nationstatorship » Fri May 08, 2020 10:29 am

Balaslandia wrote:2,000 post!
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In recent news: after various posts have been placed for navigation, the 2,001th has been put down.
*changes the channel*
The 203 Sectors of Nationstatorship: Peace is a nice thing. But Democracy? Liberty? Bah!
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Aurevbush
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 363
Founded: Apr 06, 2016
Father Knows Best State

Postby Aurevbush » Fri May 08, 2020 11:22 am

"Hi Bobby Jose here with the world's greatest insult, ASS CAKE.."

*changes channel*
A federal semi-presidential capitalist republic Yankeewank, earth-like dimension, cyberpunk with some elements of fantasy. Pop: 430 million
I'm back..more less...American, awkward, and metalhead
500 "posts", I'll do a political test
THE FEDERATED HEGEMONY OF THE GREATER REPUBLIC OF AUREVBUSH
Own Stats, Own Timeschedule

[b]ACBC: PK-Flu: Total INF: 164,357, Dead: 47,387, RECV: 95,386|Spikes of PK-MSV found in Prolary, Eastmarsh, and Aeutikiva MD, filling up local hospitals.|Prices for toilet paper goes up ₳1.85 in an increasingly high demand.|Aurevbush extends border restrictions to Former Camelotan States.

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Jerzylvania
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 9825
Founded: Aug 10, 2016
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Jerzylvania » Fri May 08, 2020 12:22 pm

"and the virus death toll has reached... "

*Changes Channel*
Unlike Trump, I never hold a grudge. XD
Writing in The Trumplight Zone or Trump Gothic on the ballot may be considered childish. But casting this crayola vote is a form of colorful protest however performed by the upcoming generation of political cartoonists ...such as we see them.
Below: Check today's "new" official Jerzylvania anthem choices! Vote for your choice via TG! Lamar Jackson, as measured in kinetic energy means one thing.... Touchdowns!
Helsinki - Helsinki - Helsinki ...Make America Grovel Again! ~ Donald Trump is Burning

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Starrden
Secretary
 
Posts: 35
Founded: Feb 22, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Starrden » Fri May 08, 2020 12:25 pm

The end is near! In 12 da-

*changes channel*
N’kan Basnksan L’sazn - Long Live the New Island Republic of Starrden
A pristine island nation in East Asia. A unique language. A dark past. A bright future. Starrden, Land of the Stars.

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Western Fardelshufflestein
Diplomat
 
Posts: 615
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Fri May 08, 2020 12:32 pm

"Due to the coronavirus pa--"

*changes channel*
QUIDDITCH WORLD CUP CHAMPIONS
We're not quite sure how it happened, either.

--Tiny Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of New Zealand settled by HRE emigrants who thought they had landed in the West Indies--
--F7 Stuff Largely Not Canon-- --Ignore WMD and Into Space policies-- --RP year is 2020 in real time-- --Ignore Stats-- --Still not Kenneth Branagh--

The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel  | 8 August 2020 | King Still Comatose in ICU | Another Video of Parliament Brawl Goes Viral| Florida Man Correctly Pronounces WF's Full Name

A Very Important PSA | National March | King Alastair IV | Things King Alastair is Not Allowed to Do | Latest Alastair Update


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BlazingAngel
Envoy
 
Posts: 331
Founded: Dec 03, 2012
New York Times Democracy

Postby BlazingAngel » Fri May 08, 2020 12:43 pm

"Avengers assem-"

*Changes channels*
Certified Firefighter. Currently taking an EMT course. Killed too many dummies with an AED. Living in Arizona.

Rub some aloe vera on your neck and perform chest compressions on yourself for about 30 times per minutes. Then wrap the fuck out of your right arm with a saran wrap. Lastly, rub your nipples for shock management. Paramedics approved

Know that tanker mean a water aircraft on the west side of the Mississippi River and the east side mean a Prius when requesting a tanker through comms
Never lose your hose unattended when conducting clean-up. You'll never get it back

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Admincohns Namerryaz
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 6
Founded: May 06, 2020
Anarchy

Postby Admincohns Namerryaz » Sat May 09, 2020 2:37 am

"This Bi-"

"Bzzt"
Админкойн Намерряж Пеуполс Ребудйк
Where Coups Are A Plenty.
from: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=25&t=487295
comment:
Southern Tzhelarhaai wrote:They sit back, relax, and gobble popcorn while various factions within the government and military keep overthrowing each other in a continuous string of coups. (Looking at you, Thailand.)

Coup Code of Honor

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Western Fardelshufflestein
Diplomat
 
Posts: 615
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Sat May 09, 2020 11:29 am

"If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesotheli--"

*Changes channel*

"Home is impor--"

*Changes channel*

"Ah, Perry the Platypus...."

*Changes the channel four hours later*
QUIDDITCH WORLD CUP CHAMPIONS
We're not quite sure how it happened, either.

--Tiny Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of New Zealand settled by HRE emigrants who thought they had landed in the West Indies--
--F7 Stuff Largely Not Canon-- --Ignore WMD and Into Space policies-- --RP year is 2020 in real time-- --Ignore Stats-- --Still not Kenneth Branagh--

The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel  | 8 August 2020 | King Still Comatose in ICU | Another Video of Parliament Brawl Goes Viral| Florida Man Correctly Pronounces WF's Full Name

A Very Important PSA | National March | King Alastair IV | Things King Alastair is Not Allowed to Do | Latest Alastair Update


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State of Turelisa
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 362
Founded: May 30, 2019
Moralistic Democracy

Postby State of Turelisa » Sat May 09, 2020 2:41 pm

'What's crackin'?' 'I already told ya. I'm sleepin' wit' your man (roar of crowd) BEEEEEEEEEP....'JERRY, JERRY...' BEEEEEEEP....

Changes Channel
Christianity did NOT conceive of Christian virtues as tame, timid, and respectable things. It DID conceive of those virtues as vast, defiant, and even destructive things, scorning the yoke of this world, dwelling in the desert, and seeking their meat from God.


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Communida
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 6
Founded: May 09, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Communida » Sat May 09, 2020 2:45 pm

10 animals are euthanized ever-
*changes channel*
Studies show that 70% of homeow-
*changes channel
This slow cooker changed my li-
*turns off TV*
Communida is an alternate future Newfoundland that fought for independence in search of a better economic system and came to communism.

communida is not a play on community

Communida Times: Recent statistics have shown that politicians are getting more and more indecisive. A record low of bills have passed over the last year, and protests are popping up outside government buildings.

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Bushkrub
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 13
Founded: Apr 20, 2020
Anarchy

Postby Bushkrub » Sat May 09, 2020 2:52 pm

What if the Aztecs never built Tenochiltlan? What if it was just the work of extraterre...

Changes Channel

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Diarcesia
Minister
 
Posts: 2576
Founded: Aug 21, 2016
Democratic Socialists

Postby Diarcesia » Sat May 09, 2020 2:59 pm

"Español’s eastern seaboard, to the east of the Cretan mountains, is home to the only two human settlements known to science:"

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Last edited by Diarcesia on Sat May 09, 2020 3:00 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Factbooks | Economic Liaison | Maintenance
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Leo "the Wise"?
I thought not. It’s not a story the Byzantines would tell you. It’s a romantic legend.
bespoke and goldpilled

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Korean Proletarians
Attaché
 
Posts: 96
Founded: Mar 18, 2016
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Korean Proletarians » Sun May 10, 2020 4:14 am

“Word has just come in that an alien craft landed earlier today in a small village outside the capital of Suriname. Locals were reportedly asked for their leader in perfect Dutch, although it is not clear at this point that any such meeting has occurred.”

*changes channel*

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95X
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1235
Founded: Sep 30, 2004
Capitalist Paradise

Re: Change the Channel

Postby 95X » Thu May 14, 2020 10:05 pm

"And now, more of Sports Greatest Games!"

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‘Everyone makes mistakes, that's why they put erasers at the end of pencils.’—Bob Monkhouse paraphrase
Nation not my RL views, etc.
Poe's Law. Nonpartisan.
Atlantian Oceania. The Place.
“An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.”—Niels Bohr
“If you want to read books, read books.”—Dennis James
AOCAF 22 & 47 Champions! • Volleyball World Expo 1, 2, 4, 7 & 9 Champions!

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Strahcoin
Envoy
 
Posts: 344
Founded: Jun 01, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Strahcoin » Thu May 14, 2020 11:37 pm

"The COVID-19-"
*changes channel*
"COVID-"
*changes channel*
"Epidemic-"
*changes channel*
"Virus-"
*changes channel*
"Coron-"
*changes channel*
"Stay home and wash-"
*changes channel*
"Hey-"
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"You-"
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"Stop changing-"
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"The chann-"
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Not all NS stats/policies may be used.
Accidental policies: Marriage Equality. I blame nsindex.net for not mentioning that part in no. 438
A 15.428571428571... civilization, according to this index.
On this index, my army is a 6-6-8.
OOC: I support (not necessarily in order) conservatism, capitalism, patriotism, freedom of speech, right to bear arms, pro-life, low taxes, strong national defense, assimilation, legal immigration, science, death penalty for the worst crimes, anti-communism, anti-fascism, anti-socialism. There are only two genders. Nation mostly represents my views.
Happy Independence Day!

News/Stocks WIP

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Western Fardelshufflestein
Diplomat
 
Posts: 615
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Fri May 15, 2020 7:04 pm

"Hola! I'm Dora!"
*Changes channel*
"Meeska! Mooska! Mickey...MOUSE!"
Well, this guy certainly is humble and creative.
*Changes channel*
"It's tiiiiime to murder all the--"
*Changes channel*
"Innocent bystanders at last evening's--"
*Changes channel*
"International tickling contest!"
*Changes channel*
QUIDDITCH WORLD CUP CHAMPIONS
We're not quite sure how it happened, either.

--Tiny Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of New Zealand settled by HRE emigrants who thought they had landed in the West Indies--
--F7 Stuff Largely Not Canon-- --Ignore WMD and Into Space policies-- --RP year is 2020 in real time-- --Ignore Stats-- --Still not Kenneth Branagh--

The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel  | 8 August 2020 | King Still Comatose in ICU | Another Video of Parliament Brawl Goes Viral| Florida Man Correctly Pronounces WF's Full Name

A Very Important PSA | National March | King Alastair IV | Things King Alastair is Not Allowed to Do | Latest Alastair Update


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Scientificum
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1448
Founded: Jan 28, 2014
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Scientificum » Fri May 15, 2020 7:06 pm

"All signs seem to point to one thing: Ancient Aliens came down to Ancient Egypt, and helped them build the Pyramids of Giza. I mean, just look at these measurements!
...Or they could've used circles to calculate them.
..."
*changes channel*
The Corporate State of Scientificum
In a world of uncertainty, Scientificum tries its best to make it even more so.
Gee whiz, Scientificum! What sort of hellhole does your nation live in? Find out more!
Overview - GD Corp - News
DA NEWS: GD Corps online mid-year address for 2143 held without any issues - Proposals to abolish isolationist policies finally up for debate - Director Neon to address recent controversy

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Admincohns Namerryaz
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 6
Founded: May 06, 2020
Anarchy

Postby Admincohns Namerryaz » Fri May 15, 2020 7:08 pm

"Breaking News"

*bzzt*
Админкойн Намерряж Пеуполс Ребудйк
Where Coups Are A Plenty.
from: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=25&t=487295
comment:
Southern Tzhelarhaai wrote:They sit back, relax, and gobble popcorn while various factions within the government and military keep overthrowing each other in a continuous string of coups. (Looking at you, Thailand.)

Coup Code of Honor

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Abarri
Envoy
 
Posts: 345
Founded: Aug 10, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Abarri » Fri May 15, 2020 11:20 pm

"I am tired."

*changes channel*
Click to see factbook entries. Please ignore the income tax rate provided by NS.

Prefers The South Pacific. Spanish is not my native language. I often take things for granted. Green is my favorite color. Collects music CDs. A male who's an almost-libertarian. Nominal non-practicing Protestant. Eh, to heck with it, I'm unaffiliated. Poetaster.
How I found NS. Try not guessing where I reside.
We need to accept that there are things beyond our control.
Also, if having a letter in a flag is a sin, I'm proud to be a vexillographical sinner.

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Valentine Z
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 7916
Founded: Nov 08, 2015
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Valentine Z » Fri May 15, 2020 11:24 pm

And for the 2020th channel, we have the special "Panic in the Streets Tonight", played by the Z-Sec-

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Valentine Z GIF Flag (Improved!)
The Valentine Z CV.
NationStates 1st Flag Bracket - 1st place!
Issues Thread 4th in Gen Sec

The Sixty! Opinions Deposit! Valentian Stories! Gwen's Adventures! Cat Anthem! Valentian News.
If you are reading my sig, I want you to have the best day ever ! You are worth it, do not let anyone get you down !
Glory to De Geweldige Sierlijke Katachtige Utopia en Zijne Autonome Machten ov Valentine Z !
Q & A Here! | Heights of NS! | F7 Etiquette

Clarissa mistaken for Smurf/Avatar: 10
Valentijn called She: 38
Disappointing F7 Responses: 313

• Eat my freaking tranquility. - Zenyatta
• Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.
• World Map is a cat playing with Australia.

• Am I a pretty girl?

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Demirestad
Envoy
 
Posts: 326
Founded: Nov 26, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Demirestad » Sat May 16, 2020 8:53 am

A quite well dressed announcer appears on the screen behind a table...

"Good afternoon and welcome to the 4th Wall, you already know what we do so lets get right to the point..."

"Time for something completely different."

The announcer then puts his hand under the desk and pulls out a remote, he then presses a button and...

*Channel Changed*
+ Dan Unasten Republik vonn Stadelandt +

I would create another nation to change the name but this one already has to much on it, whups

Staden Neuheten
Nothing whatsoever... For now

NS Stats are not used

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Piste-Land
Envoy
 
Posts: 211
Founded: Aug 30, 2016
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Piste-Land » Sat May 16, 2020 7:56 pm

Field reporter: "Here we are folks, at yet another live concert with this certain ba-"
- Smoke suddenly pops up -
- GUNSHOTS -
Police: "GET DOWN! Get the f-"
Reporter: gets shot "GAK!"

...Disturbing.

*changes channel*
Last edited by Piste-Land on Sat May 16, 2020 7:57 pm, edited 1 time in total.
NOTE: This nation's official name is the Republic of Goldonia. Piste-Land is only there due to NationStates naming limitations (and for the memories as well).

Goldonia only uses Civil Rights, Economy, and Political Freedom. All other NS stats are not used.
Has an alternate nation named Southern Tzhelarhaai.

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Satanic Atheists
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 150
Founded: Oct 10, 2015
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Satanic Atheists » Mon May 18, 2020 10:00 pm

“Welcome to Antiques Roadshow; tonight, we’re in Memphis. Sir, what’s that?”
“This here is Elvis Presley’s pogo stick.”

*changes channel*

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North Cromch
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 10
Founded: Apr 22, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby North Cromch » Wed May 20, 2020 7:42 am

"Do you like hotels? Do you lik-"

* C H A N N E L C H A N G E *

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Nevaria-Spandria
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 7
Founded: May 12, 2020
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Nevaria-Spandria » Wed May 20, 2020 7:44 am

This May!, Stonks Increase-
*Changes Channel*
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