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North Dusan
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Posts: 14
Founded: Apr 17, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby North Dusan » Mon Apr 20, 2020 6:30 am

"... another piece of news coming in : Flat Earthers once again, this time - "
*mob sounds*
" ... yes? What's that noise - "
*several explosions and sounds of gunfire*
*... EVACUATE! EVACUATE! GET OUTTA HERE BEFORE - "
*changes channel frantically*
North Dusan

The NationStates equivalent of handing a toddler the keys to a Bugatti.

Our Great Leader Madeline Schume is the wife of the dictator who was supposed to rule North Dusan, Saddam Al-Khrim. When he rudely decided to keel over and die five minutes before announcing himself as leader, his blonde journalist wife stepped in. Her Greatness has ruled ever since.
Please refer to our Factbooks for extra information.

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Newark Aristocracy
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Posts: 1026
Founded: Nov 10, 2018
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Newark Aristocracy » Mon Apr 20, 2020 6:34 am

*lots of despacito*
"What the hell is this channel?"

*changes channel to the first one in the guide (thread)*
REMEMBER QUEBEC.
DO NOT ASSOCIATE WITH OR SPEAK WITH MODS.
DO NOT TRUST MODS.
THE MODS ARE LIERS.
NS MUST BE FREE OF THE UNFAIR AND UNJUST RULE BY THE MODS.

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Abarri
Envoy
 
Posts: 345
Founded: Aug 10, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Abarri » Mon Apr 20, 2020 10:22 am

"Catch the brand new kickass action series Harley's Devils only on Fu-"

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Click to see factbook entries. Please ignore the income tax rate provided by NS.

Prefers The South Pacific. Spanish is not my native language. I often take things for granted. Green is my favorite color. Collects music CDs. A male who's an almost-libertarian. Nominal non-practicing Protestant. Eh, to heck with it, I'm unaffiliated. Poetaster.
How I found NS. Try not guessing where I reside.
We need to accept that there are things beyond our control.
Also, if having a letter in a flag is a sin, I'm proud to be a vexillographical sinner.

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Youstania Firksnerio
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Posts: 36
Founded: Mar 17, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby Youstania Firksnerio » Mon Apr 20, 2020 5:53 pm

Hello, Welcome to The Arbeitersendung Syndikat of Youstania Firksnerio
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An Alternate History Democratic Syndicalist Anglo-German Union
    Arbeitersendung Syndikat: YFARF takes Vancouver|The Alaskan People's Union is proclaimed|The Canadian Unitary State and the Canadian Popular State at war

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Trumpy America
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Posts: 44
Founded: Oct 08, 2016
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Trumpy America » Mon Apr 20, 2020 6:36 pm

News Anchor: Word is just now coming in that a communist revolution has broken out at a Detroit auto factory. Fortunately, we have a reporter live at the scene. Anne, what is happening?
Reporter: Apparently the ghost of Karl Marx showed up this afternoon and convinced the workers to seize the means of production. The mayhem you see behind me is what resulted. We are presently attempting to secure an interview with Mr. Marx, or whoever is still here leading the proletarians. We have already spoken with police, who say they have made arrests. More to come in our next broadcast.

*changes channel*

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Cul-Ed-Sac
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Posts: 17
Founded: Oct 28, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby Cul-Ed-Sac » Mon Apr 20, 2020 8:17 pm

"How did it feel when you failed to give a downpayment for the avocado research facility's parking lot?"

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C H I C K E N ! ! !

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B o r o v a n
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 50
Founded: Jul 20, 2019
Father Knows Best State

Postby B o r o v a n » Thu Apr 23, 2020 7:45 pm

"ALL OF YOU RAIDERS ARE GOING TO THE CONCENTRATION CAMP TO MINE ROCKS AND DO HARD LABOUR!"
"This is slavery! "
"You guys invade natives now pay the price! The price of having loss wages from being employed for prison labour!"
Meanwhile...
"Colonel, we're getting reports that one of our former military commanders is enslaving raiders to labour camps. What should we do?"

*changes channel*
STRONGLY ANTI ESTABLISHMENT AND ANTI MERITOCRACY

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The Cosmic Mainframe
Diplomat
 
Posts: 921
Founded: Jan 26, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Cosmic Mainframe » Thu Apr 23, 2020 7:50 pm

(wonderwall instrumental plays)
Today, day day day day day day day day day day day day
By now now now now now now now now now now now now
I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do
Do do do do do

Backbeat, beat beat beat beaeat-
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The Mainframe requires more processing power and storage.
Donate your computing devices or they will be taken by force.
== END POSTSCRIPT ==

UPDATES (earth-year 3345): International Subsystem scales up operations in 42E5 "New York," Earth, now the largest known concentration of androids.

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Cul-Ed-Sac
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Posts: 17
Founded: Oct 28, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby Cul-Ed-Sac » Fri Apr 24, 2020 5:31 am

"...screaming in their bedroom all night..."

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C H I C K E N ! ! !

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Nationstatorship
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Posts: 22
Founded: Mar 27, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Nationstatorship » Fri Apr 24, 2020 5:34 am

Cul-Ed-Sac wrote:"...screaming in their bedroom all night..."

*changes channel*

Here on International News Network, we provide you with the most recent information, now. Coming up at 5, the one group of Violetists making a difference in our world
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Greenwichian Arcadia
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Posts: 78
Founded: Aug 11, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby Greenwichian Arcadia » Fri Apr 24, 2020 5:54 am

“Devout Christians worldwide revel in the joy as the Easter Vigil is abo—”
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US, Canada, obscure sci-fi plus weird sports = this.
NS stats are used (for now). Population is 231M.
Refer to canon NS policies when in doubt.
Set 50 years ago with 2020 tech.
A 6/0/5/16 nation.
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ÆEEAADS!
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It doesn't really matter what I want. What does, though, is what people want.
—Nicole Greenwich, the first PotC.

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Abarri
Envoy
 
Posts: 345
Founded: Aug 10, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Abarri » Fri Apr 24, 2020 10:24 am

"...So true, some pop songs from the 1960's had lyrics about dying boyfriends or girlfriends. And, no, I'm not talking about artificially changing their hair colour!"

*changes channel*
Click to see factbook entries. Please ignore the income tax rate provided by NS.

Prefers The South Pacific. Spanish is not my native language. I often take things for granted. Green is my favorite color. Collects music CDs. A male who's an almost-libertarian. Nominal non-practicing Protestant. Eh, to heck with it, I'm unaffiliated. Poetaster.
How I found NS. Try not guessing where I reside.
We need to accept that there are things beyond our control.
Also, if having a letter in a flag is a sin, I'm proud to be a vexillographical sinner.

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B o r o v a n
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 50
Founded: Jul 20, 2019
Father Knows Best State

Postby B o r o v a n » Fri Apr 24, 2020 11:32 am

"I AM THE KING OF EAST NATHANEL GREENE MIDDL-"
"WHY IS THE KID NEXT TO ME BREATHING SO HARD?!

*changes channel*
STRONGLY ANTI ESTABLISHMENT AND ANTI MERITOCRACY

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B o r o v a n
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 50
Founded: Jul 20, 2019
Father Knows Best State

Postby B o r o v a n » Fri Apr 24, 2020 8:04 pm

Chang eats nachos from Monarch Taco outside the restaurant.
"Hey! You! What are you doing eating in the park?"
"I'm eating "
"Uh huh likely story! You're getting two charges. Violating the stay at home orders by trespassing on a non essential place and having no essential activity!
"MAI NACHOS!"
The policeman whopped him with a baton on the head making him bleed. Chang collapsed.
"WHAT DO YOU HAV-" The police man got hit with a spicy sauce jalapeño in the eyes.
"AAAAAAHHHHHH!"
"I AM EATING MY NACHOS IN THE STREETS THANK YOU VERY MUCH! UNTIL WE GET TO EAT BACK IN-"

*changes channel*
STRONGLY ANTI ESTABLISHMENT AND ANTI MERITOCRACY

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Zeritae
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 405
Founded: Jun 10, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Zeritae » Fri Apr 24, 2020 8:09 pm

B o r o v a n wrote:Chang eats nachos from Monarch Taco outside the restaurant.
"Hey! You! What are you doing eating in the park?"
"I'm eating "
"Uh huh likely story! You're getting two charges. Violating the stay at home orders by trespassing on a non essential place and having no essential activity!
"MAI NACHOS!"
The policeman whopped him with a baton on the head making him bleed. Chang collapsed.
"WHAT DO YOU HAV-" The police man got hit with a spicy sauce jalapeño in the eyes.
"AAAAAAHHHHHH!"
"I AM EATING MY NACHOS IN THE STREETS THANK YOU VERY MUCH! UNTIL WE GET TO EAT BACK IN-"

*changes channel*

Man spotted laughing manically. More on Ovavo.
*changes*
The United Republic of Zeritae is a nation with good forests and bad factbooks. Cannibalism is bad.
Rojava Free State wrote:Roblox is the only place where you can napalm a group of children and not be a war criminal.
The-Chinese-Federation wrote:Zeritan Revolutionary Front. Damn Nazbols.
Zurkerx wrote:
Agarntrop wrote:snip

One already exists: viewtopic.php?f=20&t=484632&start=25

And seeing we're over the page limit, I #ilock now. We can't let the umm, super virus get out now.

The Iron Wizards of Blacktower wrote:
Tinhampton wrote:Direct the what what what what what again? I'm utterly baffled at what this has to do with the goodness of Friends With Benefits

Become enlightened through sex.

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Alatoma
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Posts: 12
Founded: Mar 05, 2020
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Alatoma » Fri Apr 24, 2020 8:12 pm

"we know these are uncertain times, and we are asking a lot of everyone right now"
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The Democratic Republic of Alatoma

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Zeritae
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 405
Founded: Jun 10, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Zeritae » Fri Apr 24, 2020 8:14 pm

Alatoma wrote:"we know these are uncertain times, and we are asking a lot of everyone right now"
*changes channel*

We know that times like these are uncertain, but we are asking
-another Covid Ad? Seems the same as the last
*changes channel*
The United Republic of Zeritae is a nation with good forests and bad factbooks. Cannibalism is bad.
Rojava Free State wrote:Roblox is the only place where you can napalm a group of children and not be a war criminal.
The-Chinese-Federation wrote:Zeritan Revolutionary Front. Damn Nazbols.
Zurkerx wrote:
Agarntrop wrote:snip

One already exists: viewtopic.php?f=20&t=484632&start=25

And seeing we're over the page limit, I #ilock now. We can't let the umm, super virus get out now.

The Iron Wizards of Blacktower wrote:
Tinhampton wrote:Direct the what what what what what again? I'm utterly baffled at what this has to do with the goodness of Friends With Benefits

Become enlightened through sex.

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Amarawai
Secretary
 
Posts: 29
Founded: Apr 16, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Amarawai » Fri Apr 24, 2020 8:16 pm

Sovyetski soyuz!
..... Partiya Lenina!
.....
*Hardbass Attack*
OOOOOOO
*Changes Channel*
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Zeritae
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 405
Founded: Jun 10, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Zeritae » Fri Apr 24, 2020 8:17 pm

Amarawai wrote:Sovyetski soyuz!
..... Partiya Lenina!
.....
*Hardbass Attack*
OOOOOOO
*Changes Channel*

*In recent events, famous author Max Barry's book Providence has been recieving rave reviews!*

*Changes The Channel*
The United Republic of Zeritae is a nation with good forests and bad factbooks. Cannibalism is bad.
Rojava Free State wrote:Roblox is the only place where you can napalm a group of children and not be a war criminal.
The-Chinese-Federation wrote:Zeritan Revolutionary Front. Damn Nazbols.
Zurkerx wrote:
Agarntrop wrote:snip

One already exists: viewtopic.php?f=20&t=484632&start=25

And seeing we're over the page limit, I #ilock now. We can't let the umm, super virus get out now.

The Iron Wizards of Blacktower wrote:
Tinhampton wrote:Direct the what what what what what again? I'm utterly baffled at what this has to do with the goodness of Friends With Benefits

Become enlightened through sex.

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Balaslandia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 107
Founded: Sep 15, 2019
Father Knows Best State

Postby Balaslandia » Fri Apr 24, 2020 8:19 pm

BREAKING NEWS: This news is fake!
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JOIN THE NORTH PACIFIC ARMY
BWHAHAHAH! Fooled you!

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New Demorvian
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Posts: 72
Founded: Nov 19, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby New Demorvian » Fri Apr 24, 2020 8:22 pm

Alex Jones: I don't think that Max Barry is even real, like it's some made up identity. You know, he's an NWO-made false identity to control Nationsta-
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Boring People
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Posts: 1603
Founded: Jun 25, 2014
Democratic Socialists

Postby Boring People » Sat Apr 25, 2020 12:19 am

Man: “Ugh!... Help! This music is beating me!”
*man runs over and fends off an A♭ that was hurtling through the air*

*Changes Channel*

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B o r o v a n
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 50
Founded: Jul 20, 2019
Father Knows Best State

Postby B o r o v a n » Sat Apr 25, 2020 1:13 pm

"Welcome to the prize shop," says a bored looking female teenager. "Yay."
"I want the wand of reality!"
"10,000 tokens."
"That's too expensive!"
"Pay up or beat it"
"I participated in the Great War. Look it up. I got the rank of private first class."
"Ok. Liam Wentworth. 3rd division. Helped defeated Tarrock the Ogre. You get 556 tokens."
"That's too little!"
"Either pay something or beat it. No complaints"
"How about the wand of destruction?"
"12,000"
"Silver wand?"
"2,000"
"Willow"
"1,500"
"Oak?"
"1,250"
"Ivy?"
"600"
"Birch"
"500"
"Ok deal."
"Ok. And one ammunition box of magic crystals costs 65 tokens."
"Too much"
"Only wand left is birch and it's 300"
"No I don't want that that's only one level above sawdust and I have a sawdust wand!"
"Either purchase something or leave."
"How much for the initiate robes?"
"500 tokens."
"Girl what kind of shop you're running?"
Another customer comes in.
"One initiate robe please," says Chad.
"300 tokens." she smiled.
"Ok," she took the money and gave it to him. Chad left.
"The bloody #%*$@& was that?"
"The robes were 300" she said.
"No they were the same!"
"He got a promo code."
"No he didn't "
"Yes he did."
"No he didn't"
"Yes he did."
"No promo code. I didn't see him gIve you anything."
"Well I'm sorry you're just a very ugly person. And I just don't like selling it to you for less ."
"This is unfair! It's price discrimination!"
She yawned, "Oh yay, Mr. Bug Ugly is complaining about not affording a simple set of clothes. Are you done or are you leaving?"
"I'm speaking to your manager."
"I am the mana-"

*changes channel*
STRONGLY ANTI ESTABLISHMENT AND ANTI MERITOCRACY

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Fatatatutti
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10956
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Fatatatutti » Sat Apr 25, 2020 2:27 pm

"Tonight on FatatatuTV, Fish goes on trial for eating a tourist...."

*changes channel*

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Diarcesia
Minister
 
Posts: 2576
Founded: Aug 21, 2016
Democratic Socialists

Postby Diarcesia » Sat Apr 25, 2020 2:58 pm

Fatatatutti wrote:"Tonight on FatatatuTV, Fish goes on trial for eating a tourist...."

*changes channel*

"I don't believe him!" Jessica shouted over the radio. "He's not even on the books! He's a celebrity now, with a TV show! People are remembering him! People are talking about him now!"

*changes channel*
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