CHANGE THE CHANNEL

[Trepcia]

"Up next, get to see what misadventure awaits highschool besties-slash-neighbours Chad and Virginia in: "Chad and Virginia", only here at Animat-"

*presses remote*

Here with us today is conservative commentator Blush Sharp.
Tell us, Sharp, why do you think guns are a benefit for society?
Sharp: "I think gu"
*changes your channel*

[Vlaandia]

The TV has not been invented yet.

:You pull some sort of Senku tier bull and invent the tv, then different networks, once you are satisfied, you then promptly change the channel:

[Cul-Ed-Sac]

"Oh Mama, to where have all the anti-vaxxers gone?"
"Daughter dearie, they're hidin' somewhere...under the rocks...prepare your tranqui gun."
(guns be like SHKK-SHKK)
"LezzDOTHIS!!"

*changes channel*

[Vaeruio]

"Beware the Godzilla Chicken! Only on Net-"


*changes the channel*

[Imperial Britannia]

“The Queen has announced that she is moving to Canada in order to rule the nation as its absolute monarch at the invitation of Parliament. Prince Harry has been designated as the heir to Canada’s throne.”

*changes channel*

[Bloing]

"THIS IS AN OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT IF TVS CHANGE OVER 837 CHANNELS WITHIN A MONTH THEN THE CHANGERS DIE THIS IS A WAR-"
*changes channel*

[Cathierland]

"general,this battle is a nonsense! they got so much soldiers,cavalry and cannons! and we just 20 untrained people in a sha-
*Changes Channel*

[Cul-Ed-Sac]

"...all over again because you forgot to flush!"
"Uh...do I know you?"

*changes channel*

[Nevadaia]

“Now for this episode of alinity doesn’t get banned on twi-“
—-This channel has been shut down for hate speech——
*Changes Channel*

[Atriousia]

And now,we present you The Entertainer by scott joplin!
*Accidentaly Changes Channel*

[Cul-Ed-Sac]

"Thus it is imperative to replenish protective equipment to our hospitals NOW NOW NOW NOW OH MY GEE-"

*changes channel*

[Ausinia]

“Here you can see the North American mammal, known as a ‘marine’ dancing it’s ritual dance, but sadly, it has no crayons to offer its deity, Chest Puller.

*chnages channel*

[Cul-Ed-Sac]

"...called his brother floofy."
"What is up with your adopted cousin?"
"Go ask him, if you truthfully dare."

*changes channel*

[Zentata]

If you like Gina Da Mama, and getting caught in Spain, I hate yoga, and I have not a name, I love to make paper on a pres-

Changes channel in confusion

[B o r o v a n]

"Yo psst..."
"Huh no I don't want homeless!"
"No...you wants some donuts?" whispering.
"Donuts?"
"I gots some fresh Krispy Kreme donuts. You interested?"
"I don't know."
"They're 5 bucks a dozen. Fresh."
"Yes."
The guy takes off his disguise, "Sorry pal but buying donuts is illegal," handcuffing him, "You're going to jai-"

*changes channel*

[Onfande]

"Why are you reading this heresy?"

"I... I don't know! It just randomly appeared under my be-"

"ENOUGH!" chk chk "YOU HAVE COMMITTED BLASPHEMY AGAINST THE CATHOLIC CHURCH! YOU SHALL PAY FOR NOT CONFESSING YOUR SINS!"

incoherent screaming noises
BANG

---

Changes the channel out of fear

[Cul-Ed-Sac]

"Near...faarr...
WherEVER you ARE...
I belieeeeeve that...
my heart will...GO OOOOONN..."

"Don't miss our upcoming documentary about Titanic, one of the most famous ships of the 20th century, and how idiots thought it was just a movie!"

*changes channel*

[The Cosmic Mainframe]

(The channel is just someone else switching through all of the other TV channels. You watch for a while, then your hands start to grow numb, so you decide to start using them again.)

*changes channel*

[Onfande]

"Your internet-service-provider may be compromised. Please visit www.[insertnamehere].com. With your sign up today, you get not ONE. Not TWO. Not THREE. But ONE can of HORMEL BEANS.

side effects may include nausea, migraines, cancer, asphyxiation, bronchitis, and death. If any of these troubles come upon you, there are no refunds."


Upon the finish of the ad, you find that this is a continuation of my last post

The scene appears to be in Miami. It starts off with the person who nearly died, riding a tandem bicycle. In the background, there is a cloud of dust. It appears to be a crusader army.
"CRUSADERS, CHAARGE!"

the sounds of thousands of horses

*SCREAMING*

changes the channel

[Aurevbush]

"Tonight on a special edition of Keeping it Real!

Daniel Ballsey: Despite all of our compulsive handwashing habits, restricted air travel and our extensive social distancing practices, cases in Aurevbush (which are quite low for the world) went from the hundreds to the thousands. Why?"

*3 men blurts out something at once*
"HEALTHCARE!"
"PIGEONS!"
"PATHOGEBELLICA"

*First two men and Ballsey glare at the third dude.*
"It's germ warfare-"
"Everyone knows it was birds!"

*changes channel*

[95X]

"Today, we're rerunning Game 7 of the 2000 NBA Western Conference Fin—"

*changes channel*

[B o r o v a n]

"How are you feeling?" Gary said.
"Ok," Alicia said somberly sitting on the stairs.
"I'm glad you reported him. Took a lot of courage. What he did was really messed up."
She sighed.
"I'm right here for you." He held his hand on her shoulder.
"Me too."
She buried her head in her arms, "It's just what he did was so horrible! He had no right!" almost crying, "I feel violated! It made feel so small."
"Well he's in jail now."
"He's not."
"What?"
"The police let him go."
"The police did what?" said Ally.
"They said he was this close," making a gesture, "to being charged. But he's not allowed here anymore."
"The police are going too easy."
"At least he doesn't have it anymore." She then became angry. "Disgusting. Never met a human being like this. Horrible person."
"You're safe now. That's all that matters," holding his hands on her back.
"Yeah, we're here for you." says Ally.
"Thanks guys." Alicia sniffed, "You're the best. He won't bother me anymore."

*changes channel*

[Trumpy America]

“Don’t tase me, bro!”

*changes channel*

[B o r o v a n]

"Do you want some Coronavirus?"
"No I want to go get some spirit burgers."
"Oh then talk to that girl over there."
"Thank you."
The man followed the girl and kept asking, "Do you want some Coronavirus?"
"Can you stop bothering me? Oh hi! This man told me where I can get some spirit burgers!"
"Hi, yes just enter the spirit world. I can take you there."
"Yay! How do we do it?"
"Do you want some Coronavirus?"
"Ignore him."
"Ok first you meditate and concentrate on a sacred memory of your past."
"It worked! We are in the spirit world!"
"Come I know where some good spirit burgers are!"
"Hey all! I got some spirit burgers."
"What makes your burgers special?"
"These burgers are no ordinary burgers. These burgers are crafted especially induced with special things."
"What things?"
"It's the same thing that makes good and childhood great. Purity. Purity is the ingredient."

*changes channel*

[Abarri]

"Georgy...Porgy...
...puddin' pie...
kissed the birds...
...and made them fly..."

*changes channel*