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[Jerzylvania]

"...No, i did not say we'd open the economy on Easter... but that's a nasty question and CNN ratings are down because of this..."

*changes channel president*

[Kathol Rift]

“Did you ever hear, the tragedy, of Darth Plaguis the Wise? I thought not. It’s not a sto-”

*changes channel*

[B o r o v a n]

"Sometimes the worst nightmare is where you can't scream..."

*changes channel*

[Scientificum]

"Before I declare war on the Russian Federation, I would just like to first announce our sponsor for this incoming war: Raid Shadow Le-"

*changes channel*

[Onfande]

"What the?! Why are there so many chameleons? HOW did they get here? Is... is this a dream? Am I asleep?"

[a voice]
"You are most certainly not asleep!"

"Are you sure about tha-"

*changes channel*

I had actually dreamed about this

[B o r o v a n]

Asian guy takes 4 minutes to take out his wallet and change to pay for sandwich and milk.
A man waiting in line three feet away lets out a loud impatient sigh with contempt.
"Here." The Asian gave the money.
"Thank you," the cashier says dismissively.

*changes channel"

[Karamiko]

"Take him? Take him where?"

"In search of his brain, Doctor. From what you say, the moment we find it, we must restore it to his body, or we lose him."

"Jim, where are you going to look? In this whole galaxy, where are you going to look for Spock's brain?"

*changes channel*

[Tokuopolis]

"Take him? Take him where?"

"In search of his brain, Doctor. From what you say, the moment we find it, we must restore it to his body, or we lose him."

"Jim, where are you going to look? In this whole galaxy, where are you going to look for Spock's brain?"

*changes channel*

"Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, an airbender named Aang. And although his airbending skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone. But I believe Aang can save the world"
*changes channel*

[B o r o v a n]

"YAY NO ONE ON THE FREEWAY YAY!"
One hour later.
"NO ONE ON THE FREEWAY! YAY!"
One hour later.
"YAY! WHERES EVERYONE! IM GONNA DRIVE ON THE STREETS NOW SINCE THERES NO CARS THERE TOO!"

*changes channel*

[Asharidin]

"Craig of the Creek!,one chocolate cake for th-
*Changes Channel*

[Abject Ludicrosity]

"Do you like chocolate chip cookies? Well, we've started a new brand, and we're handing out free samples! Call our toll-free hotline now to get 10 tons shipped to your house with no strings attached!"

*abruptly runs to the phone, knocking the remote to the floor, causing the channel to change*

[Gladesville]

"mmm, mmm, mmmmmmmmmm, fetus flavor" -ad for an abortion/bakery

Changes channel faster then a lambo going down the Autobahn.

[Saint Nicholas and the Hussars]

*cut to man typing on a unknown OS*

The screen reads: “SCANNING FACIAL FEATURES”

“G’DAY MR.HILL”

The man types in “Reset Universe”

The screen reads: “REASON?”

He types in: “a”

*channel cuts to nothin and changes to the next

[Asharidin]

*Thailand sounds*
*changes fastly and nervously before anyone hears/knows*

[Pilipinas and Malaya]

"Oppar please sarang me uwu. I jinjja sarang you too!"

*visibly disturbed*
*changes channel*

[Dominant Oppressors]

"Oppar please sarang me uwu. I jinjja sarang you too!"

*visibly disturbed*
*changes channel*

“The Workers Will Rise!”
*Communist Internationale softly plays in the background*
*changes channel*

[Marsoslavia]

"PA RA PA PA PA!!!"
*changes channel*

[Zeritae]

"PA RA PA PA PA!!!"
*changes channel*

*dude, did my TV turn off?*
*turns it back on, & changes channel*

[Pax Somaliana]

“It’s good, innit?”
“Yee!”

*changes channel*

[B o r o v a n]

"I have idea. Let's hack nationstates."
"Yes let's farm the IP address and reveal secret info of Soupertell, the founder of Memelandia."
"Yes great. Also lets try farm IP address and reveal their home address and personal information of some defenders and every discord user of the grey wardens."
Ten minutes later, Roavin kicked and banned the two guys from the grey wardens and one hour later banned from nation states.

*changes channel*

[Esabok]

"Look, the very rare Frying Pan Bubble Chicken Bread East Zimbabawean Spotted Technicolor Vanilla Hawk!"
"...It's so astounding I forgot how to breathe."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*cough cough*A-"
*changes channel*

[Mama Luigi Spaghetti World]

"Seduce me."
"You?"
"Seduce me."
"What, Spy? I ain't gonna-"
"SEDUCE ME!"
"Right! Right, okay-"

*changes channel*

[B o r o v a n]

"Carry the five take away x, add the sin of square root of the hypotenuse factored in the two with the limit of differential of the theory of relativity plus the five to the power of the integral..."
"Doc! Are you okay?!"
...Sally! Of course! Godamm it Sally. I was so close to figuring out to the alternative dimension. According to Bose Heinz theorem of space relativity I can utilize the proxies of paralysis of two parabolas integrated into a sheltered continium that can gravitate itself into its manifestation!"
"In English, please."
"I completely messed up during the age of 28 and it is precisely that I was suppose to reproduce and I'm going to build an alternative dimension time machine to jump to the past without affecting the present!"
"Ohhhhhh-"

*changes channel*

[Zeritae]

"Carry the five take away x, add the sin of square root of the hypotenuse factored in the two with the limit of differential of the theory of relativity plus the five to the power of the integral..."
"Doc! Are you okay?!"
...Sally! Of course! Godamm it Sally. I was so close to figuring out to the alternative dimension. According to Bose Heinz theorem of space relativity I can utilize the proxies of paralysis of two parabolas integrated into a sheltered continium that can gravitate itself into its manifestation!"
"In English, please."
"I completely messed up during the age of 28 and it is precisely that I was suppose to reproduce and I'm going to build an alternative dimension time machine to jump to the past without affecting the present!"
"Ohhhhhh-"

*changes channel*

you have now entered the game network. Right now there is a NationStates stream from group 14x2r
Zorrdiin: Nice one, raiders. Time to defend. *Timelapse*
Mikzoco: Silly def-
*Change The Channel*

[Cul-Ed-Sac]

"Up next, get to see what misadventure awaits highschool besties-slash-neighbours Chad and Virginia in: "Chad and Virginia", only here at Animat-"

*presses remote*