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[Westras]

"Ah yes, nothing like a good rublux*
*POP*
"what is happening?"
VROOOOMMMNN
"henlo my name is meme man"
"HELLO MEME MAN I AM SKELETRON, I HAVE COME TO TELL YOU IT IS THE SEASON OF SPOOP"
"Ah yes, nothing like a good...
spoop"
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[Nooooooooooooooo]

THATS A LOTTA DAMAGE
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[B o r o v a n]

"Am I important?" Earl said eagerly.
"Oh, of course!" lied Shacket.
"So uh can I ask you for a favor?"
"Anything!"
"Can you help me get a girl? I'm confident, rich but neither me nor a girl is hitting off me."
"I don't need to help. You're fine on your own."
"But-" He looked deadpan, the emptiness of his soul beyond his withdrawn mind.
"I'm not happy."
"You look pretty happy to me! I don't see any frown or anything that looks like you're gonna kill me! I took care of you for five years."
"But-"

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[Onfande]

peaceful music
"Now watch, as the male Iris Notha makes his move in establishing dominan-"

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"PUT DOWN YOUR WEAPON! RIGHT NOW!"
"No please, its all I have left."
"DID I STUTT-"

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[B o r o v a n]

Donald was staring at the window.
"Bruh you gonna meet the congressional candidates? Everyone who meets everyone with a stamp gets a free goodie bag. Plus one of them is a amazing super hot babe who modeled at FHM."
"I already did."
"You only talked to the Republican with bated cigarettes in his mouth."
"Just recollecting my thoughts."
"Something up?"
"No," Donald lied. He had something worrying that he can't shake off on his mind.

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[Coryanhafflaruda]

" I did not hit her, I did not!"

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[Fatatatutti]

"Tonight on Baking With Alphonse, special guests the Daleks help Alphonse annihilate all humans. Mayhem ensues when the Daleks get all gummed up with flour."

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[Nator State]

-7:56 on the morning of December the 7th 1941 Japanese aircraft swooped down over the island of-

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[TJUN-ia]

"Did you visit TJUN today?"
"Yes I did. I was pretty nice. I even saw one of the representatives."
"Oh really, which one?"
"I can't remember his name...He was talking to some random staffer about photo ID."
"Why would a TJUN Rep be so concerned on photo ID"
"I think he wore a mask."
"Oh......OH! I know! It was Isles of Scilly! That was Allister, you numpty!"

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[B o r o v a n]

"Brian Ochata!"
A graduate walks up to shake hands with the president.
"Boooo! You suck!" yelled a guy. Three people besides him were exchange stares.
"Claire Panolith!"
A girl shake hands with president and smiled in front of the camera.
"Fuck you!" Said the same guy.
The woman sitting next to the guy were giving a stare at him. The president and the girl didn't hear him.
"Jesus Carerra!" The graduate shook hands and smiled for the photo with the president.
"Go fuck your self loser!" said the same guy.
Soon half a dozen people were looking at him with almost angry cold brief stares.
"Amanda Caroline!" The female graduate walked shook hands with the president.
The Asian male yelled again, "Fuc-"
"Can you just control yourself!" said the woman next to him. The Asian was taken back, seemingly to lost his way.
"Whatever! Whatever! I don't need ALL OF YOU STUPID PEOPLE." He then got up and proceeded to leave, taking off his graduation gow-

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[Fatatatutti]

"Tonight on FatatatuTV, Alphonse and Fish debut a new series, Dickens and Scamp. Private detectives Alphonse 'Charles' Dickens and Fish 'Scamp' Fish spend more of their time playing pranks on each other than they do investigating. In the pilot episode, they fail to uncover the secret of Smugglers' Cove...."

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[95X]

"Our regular programming will not be seen tonight, so we can bring you extended and continuing coverage of 'Yeet the Coronavirus 2020'—"

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[B o r o v a n]

"Have you made plans for your suicide?"
"Yes. I chose my place to die. In school."
"Think before doing this."
"God I already turned. There's no other way. This has to be."
"Why now? Why didnt you did things differently back then?"
"I was gravely mistaken. I was stupid. I thought it was about equality. I thought the important things in life was something else. I just waited too long. Just didn't hop on the opport-"

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[TJUN-ia]

"As you can see, the disease known as 'COVID-19' is causing chaos in Universes 1 and 2. But we in Universe 3 need not worry, as this virus only affects RL. The fictional realms need not worry. Now onto sport-"

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"WHERE EVEN ARE YOU?"
"Nottingham, UK"
"WHICH UNIVERSE?"
"U2"
"WHY ARE YOU THERE?"
"QUARANTINE! Have you READ the news?!"
"Oh give me-"

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[Voxija]

"Please give money to me. I need it."

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"Deadecca, I think our enemy is a zombie."

"That can't be! I'm the only zombie around here. I'm getting the flamethrower."

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"Do you have breeding difficulties? Just follow this one simple remedy—"

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[Fatatatutti]

"Tonight on FatatatuTV, FIsh hosts a meeting of the Bowl Owners Association. Alphonse wants to join but Fish insists that having a supper dish does not make you a bowl owner; you have to be a resident. Alphonse starts a Supper Dish Owners Association."

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[B o r o v a n]

"I was never a raider always a defender. In other news did you know that natives have five times stronger immune system than defenders and raiders combined? It's true!"

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[B o r o v a n]

Everyday is a perfect day like no other.
"I'll have my usual miss."
Ten minutes later, the girl gives a bag.
"What the fuck is this?"
"It's carry out."
"No I want to dine in here," repeatedly pointing his finger.
"I can't do that."
"Why not?"
"We can only do deliveries or carry out."
"What kind of fascist operations you carrying? Every day I order and get my two boxes of piece mcnuggets, two Big Macs, two supersize orders of French fries dipped in a large wallop of ketchup and Tabisco sauce, two vanilla milkshakes, two orange juice, two chicken sandwiches, two bacon cheese and eggs biscuits, two sizzling hash browns, and a side of the salad and you are telling me that I cannot fucking-"

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[New Juan Carlos Land]

LET ME SHOW YOU HOW TO SCRATCH IT
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[Zeritae]

LET ME SHOW YOU HOW TO SCRATCH IT
BMFABETEHETHETETBETBEBATBEBABETBMFABETATAHETETBETGABETEBBTEABTHABHRTBHRTHEHAHBMBETTBABTBETAEBTETBHTEHABHETAHETABM
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And, back to Twona News: the nation of New Juan Carlos Land was found to be interfering with Television signals. As such, we may cut out abruptly. This appears to be done by
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[Nacrad]

"Biggest gang in Nacrad 'Third Parkway Guardians' is now engaged in gang warfare, as paramilitary forces..."


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[B o r o v a n]

"Karen is staying home to stay quarantined why can't you?"
"Man I'm sick of staying home! I'm going outside!"
"Roger no don't go outside! The Coronavirus is still going outside!"
Roger went outside to the street and several seconds later, he started to cough. He then started to feel a fever and a stinging pain in his body. He then started to cough with increasing severity,
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"
"ROGER!"

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[Nooooooooooooooo]

"Well Seymour, I made it... Despite your directions."

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[Greater Yukon Lands]

“This mountain is a lie. That one is the truth!”

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[Cul-Ed-Sac]

"So Jesselene, you know my boyfriend?"
"Uh-huh. What about him?"
"Well...his pits smell like rust."
(choking noises)

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