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Mongolian Hordes
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Posts: 169
Founded: Sep 06, 2014
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Mongolian Hordes » Thu Feb 20, 2020 5:14 am

*man is seen whispering something to someone with back turned to camera*
*the man turns around*
"Oh, um... this camera is on"
*he turns the camera off, which makes the TV go to the next channel*
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Onfande
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Posts: 129
Founded: Nov 06, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Onfande » Thu Feb 20, 2020 6:31 am

"-ngest railway station signs in the world. Situated on the beautiful island of Angelsey it is called... Llan-fair-pwll-gwyn-gwll-gogery-chwn-rndrob-wllllanty-silio-gogogoch. This song will teach you how to say it!

Llan-fair-
pwll-gwyn-gwll-gogery-chwn-rndrob-wllllan-
tysilio-gogogoch

Llan-fair-
pwll-gwyn-gwll-gogery-chwn-rndrob-wllllan-
tysilio-gogogoch

A name which is fasci-"

*change channel*
[put something here eventually]
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Onfande
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Posts: 129
Founded: Nov 06, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Onfande » Fri Feb 21, 2020 6:56 am

/bump
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Fatatatutti
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10966
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Ex-Nation

Postby Fatatatutti » Fri Feb 21, 2020 9:02 am

"Alphonse's great-aunt Cornucopia comes for tea. Fish helps his cousin Poindexter with his homework. Great-aunt Cornucopia takes an instant dislike to Poindexter."

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The New California Republic
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Posts: 35483
Founded: Jun 06, 2011
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The New California Republic » Fri Feb 21, 2020 9:05 am

Image

*Reluctantly changes channel*
Last edited by Sigmund Freud on Sat Sep 23, 1939 2:23 am, edited 999 times in total.
The Irradiated Wasteland of The New California Republic: depicting the expanded NCR, several years after the total victory over Caesar's Legion, and the annexation of New Vegas and its surrounding areas.
White-collared conservatives flashing down the street
Pointing their plastic finger at me
They're hoping soon, my kind will drop and die
But I'm going to wave my freak flag high
Wave on, wave on
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Onfande
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Posts: 129
Founded: Nov 06, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Onfande » Fri Feb 21, 2020 12:04 pm

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SCREAMING
"DO YOU EVER JUST LOVE TO D A N C E ?! WELL NOW YOU CAN WITH THE ALL-NEW..."

*CHANGES CHANNEL*
[put something here eventually]
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B o r o v a n
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Posts: 112
Founded: Jul 20, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby B o r o v a n » Fri Feb 21, 2020 12:58 pm

"A terrorist group in Rykellia known as the anti social impulsives has recently bombed a supermarket and a bank, killing 12 people this week claiming that they are tired of all the lack of hot girls in the supermarket and bank and only plain and ugly ones and males. They have listed demands saying that they want attractive females as their partner or in every commercial or public place, bemoaning and complaining about their single status and getting jealous of everyone else..."

*changes channel*
STRONGLY ANTI ESTABLISHMENT AND ANTI MERITOCRACY
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Stardust Crusdaers
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Posts: 103
Founded: Oct 10, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Stardust Crusdaers » Sat Feb 22, 2020 1:48 pm

B o r o v a n wrote:"A terrorist group in Rykellia known as the anti social impulsives has recently bombed a supermarket and a bank, killing 12 people this week claiming that they are tired of all the lack of hot girls in the supermarket and bank and only plain and ugly ones and males. They have listed demands saying that they want attractive females as their partner or in every commercial or public place, bemoaning and complaining about their single status and getting jealous of everyone else..."

*changes channel*

"Ryuko, something's wrong... for some reason, I can't see him!"
*changes channel*
"All is lost, Guardian. Get out of here. I'll hold them off for as long as I can. The Fallen cannot be stopped. They do not negotiate. Their bargains are lies. I've watched them burn and pillage whole villages in the Cosmodrome. [gags] I've watched Dregs eat children. They envy us. Their legends say the Traveler chose them before us. And they will kill. They will torture. They will maim to earn their Machine God's favor." -Saint-14

Honorary Baron of Dominant Oppressors
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HypErcApitAl
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Posts: 1651
Founded: Feb 16, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby HypErcApitAl » Sat Feb 22, 2020 1:51 pm

Baka Baka Desu Desu Anime

*Change!*
(quotes)
Kehrernesia wrote:
"Hypercapital's greatest wish would be for others to stop thinking of them (Hypercapital) as too "edgy" and for said other persons to get to truly know and appreciate the depth of Hypercapital's lore."

"Peace is a lie." ~ Sith Code (excerpt)


Classical Liberal (ClaLib), Proud stan of Kim Jong Un's sis, Kanye West 2024, Vermin Supreme (whenever)
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Stardust Crusdaers
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Posts: 103
Founded: Oct 10, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Stardust Crusdaers » Sat Feb 22, 2020 1:52 pm

Hypercapital wrote:Baka Baka Desu Desu Anime

*Change!*


"Something wicked has awakened. Nightmares plague our galaxy. Your past confronts you, Guardian. Put an end to it."
*changes channel*
"All is lost, Guardian. Get out of here. I'll hold them off for as long as I can. The Fallen cannot be stopped. They do not negotiate. Their bargains are lies. I've watched them burn and pillage whole villages in the Cosmodrome. [gags] I've watched Dregs eat children. They envy us. Their legends say the Traveler chose them before us. And they will kill. They will torture. They will maim to earn their Machine God's favor." -Saint-14

Honorary Baron of Dominant Oppressors
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New Juan Carlos Land
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Posts: 37
Founded: Jan 26, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby New Juan Carlos Land » Sat Feb 22, 2020 1:55 pm

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HELLO ITS ME JOHNNY THE TANK ENGIN-
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Stardust Crusdaers
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Posts: 103
Founded: Oct 10, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Stardust Crusdaers » Sat Feb 22, 2020 1:57 pm

New Juan Carlos Land wrote:(Image)
HELLO ITS ME JOHNNY THE TANK ENGIN-
*changes channel*

"Wwwwwhaaaat's goin on guys! It's ya boi DPJ here and today, we're back with another Destiny video!"
*changes channel*
"All is lost, Guardian. Get out of here. I'll hold them off for as long as I can. The Fallen cannot be stopped. They do not negotiate. Their bargains are lies. I've watched them burn and pillage whole villages in the Cosmodrome. [gags] I've watched Dregs eat children. They envy us. Their legends say the Traveler chose them before us. And they will kill. They will torture. They will maim to earn their Machine God's favor." -Saint-14

Honorary Baron of Dominant Oppressors
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North Impia
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Aug 11, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby North Impia » Sat Feb 22, 2020 1:59 pm

NEWS FLASH: “A man has fallen into the river here LEGO city Texas according to witnesses the man and we quote, “just fell from no where.” The rescue helicopter just came a few minutes ago came and rescued the man, more on this eventful story coming up.”

*changes Channel*
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Onfande
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Posts: 129
Founded: Nov 06, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Onfande » Sat Feb 22, 2020 2:01 pm

"Ya, da, ayadaya
IT IS GOOD DAY TO BE NOT DEAD"

POW
"You are DEAD"

"I am DEAD"

"heheheh-"
*changes channel*
[put something here eventually]
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Stardust Crusdaers
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Posts: 103
Founded: Oct 10, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Stardust Crusdaers » Sat Feb 22, 2020 2:02 pm

Onfande wrote:"Ya, da, ayadaya
IT IS GOOD DAY TO BE NOT DEAD"

POW
"You are DEAD"

"I am DEAD"

"heheheh-"
*changes channel*

"You know that thing that goes bump in the night. Become that thing."
*changes channel*
"All is lost, Guardian. Get out of here. I'll hold them off for as long as I can. The Fallen cannot be stopped. They do not negotiate. Their bargains are lies. I've watched them burn and pillage whole villages in the Cosmodrome. [gags] I've watched Dregs eat children. They envy us. Their legends say the Traveler chose them before us. And they will kill. They will torture. They will maim to earn their Machine God's favor." -Saint-14

Honorary Baron of Dominant Oppressors
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B o r o v a n
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Posts: 112
Founded: Jul 20, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby B o r o v a n » Sat Feb 22, 2020 7:47 pm

soft delicate feminine moaning sounds behind the volleyball court

*changes channel*
STRONGLY ANTI ESTABLISHMENT AND ANTI MERITOCRACY
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Nooooooooooooooo
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Posts: 840
Founded: Oct 18, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Nooooooooooooooo » Sat Feb 22, 2020 7:50 pm

Image

'Ahh... finally, a good channel!'

*power procedes to go out*
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Diarcesia
Negotiator
 
Posts: 6788
Founded: Aug 21, 2016
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Diarcesia » Sat Feb 22, 2020 7:52 pm

A pink bathrobe descends the shaft of a couch at the edge of the living room. The eyes of a young girl stared blankly in a peaceful yet nervous state.


"I have something for you." She motioned to the bathrobe with her hands.

*changing channel*
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Nooooooooooooooo
Diplomat
 
Posts: 840
Founded: Oct 18, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Nooooooooooooooo » Sat Feb 22, 2020 8:23 pm

"NO GOD! NO GOD PLEASE NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOO-"

*Regains hearing then changes channel*
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New Cassadland
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Posts: 78
Founded: Dec 19, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby New Cassadland » Sat Feb 22, 2020 8:30 pm

*semi - kissing*
*nervously & fastly change the channel*
Hello There...
our leader name was Dr.Polar.He was a polar bear with a moustache wearing trench coat with tuxedo
I challenge you
To say "Pepper pick the pepper to make a pepper soup for pepper's family" it's an cassadian tongue twister

(Note:Please telegram me if you want to say something)


LASAGNA'S...
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Stardust Crusdaers
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Posts: 103
Founded: Oct 10, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Stardust Crusdaers » Sat Feb 22, 2020 9:12 pm

New Cassadland wrote:*semi - kissing*
*nervously & fastly change the channel*

Naruto!!! Sasuke!!!
*Finally, a good channel!*
"All is lost, Guardian. Get out of here. I'll hold them off for as long as I can. The Fallen cannot be stopped. They do not negotiate. Their bargains are lies. I've watched them burn and pillage whole villages in the Cosmodrome. [gags] I've watched Dregs eat children. They envy us. Their legends say the Traveler chose them before us. And they will kill. They will torture. They will maim to earn their Machine God's favor." -Saint-14

Honorary Baron of Dominant Oppressors
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Nooooooooooooooo
Diplomat
 
Posts: 840
Founded: Oct 18, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Nooooooooooooooo » Sat Feb 22, 2020 10:40 pm

"お前はもう死んでいる。"
"何？"

*チャンネルを変更*
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Boring People
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Posts: 1698
Founded: Jun 25, 2014
Democratic Socialists

Postby Boring People » Sun Feb 23, 2020 4:07 am

Dinosaur on Bench: *rawr* *sobs*
Person on Bench: *consoles him*

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Cul-Ed-Sac
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 17
Founded: Oct 28, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby Cul-Ed-Sac » Sun Feb 23, 2020 4:53 am

"We'll be right back after these massages."
Image

*changes channel*
C H I C K E N ! ! !
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Abject Ludicrosity
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Posts: 189
Founded: Oct 01, 2017
Corporate Police State

Postby Abject Ludicrosity » Sun Feb 23, 2020 9:57 pm

News Anchor: Well, that's all we've got for news today. Here's Bob with the weather!
Weatherman: IT'S RAINING DEATH.
:o
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