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Gladesville
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 42
Founded: Sep 29, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Gladesville » Fri Jan 03, 2020 6:32 pm

"Two shots, of vodka, *intensive pouring*"

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One of the few nation's with a frightening economy, without a single car. One of the most developed nations, but our government is corrupt as fridge. Tourist hot-spot, but the ruler Vindalbal II refuses to even put basic footwear on. Environmentalist, Nationalist, Vincaracist, Gladesville. PewDiePie is also a nasty person.
Reaches about 0.16695572432 on the Greenness Index.

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Strahcoin
Envoy
 
Posts: 344
Founded: Jun 01, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Strahcoin » Fri Jan 03, 2020 7:24 pm

"...the assassination of the Iranian commander could quickly escalate to another world war-"

*Changes channel, not worried at all about the hypothetical WW3*
Not all NS stats/policies may be used.
Accidental policies: Marriage Equality. I blame nsindex.net for not mentioning that part in no. 438
A 15.428571428571... civilization, according to this index.
On this index, my army is a 6-6-8.
OOC: I support (not necessarily in order) conservatism, capitalism, patriotism, freedom of speech, right to bear arms, pro-life, low taxes, strong national defense, assimilation, legal immigration, science, death penalty for the worst crimes, anti-communism, anti-fascism, anti-socialism. There are only two genders. Nation mostly represents my views.
Happy Independence Day!

News/Stocks WIP

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Tulenia
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Posts: 76
Founded: Jul 21, 2019
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Tulenia » Fri Jan 03, 2020 7:26 pm

how do i put this peter pickler, you are a homosexual crab

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Tulenia is a type 5, level 0 tier 7 nation according to viewtopic.php?f=23&t=363018
We do not use NS Stats, the Population is 560,000,000 and the economy is 15 Trillion Tu$ in GDP (30 trillion american)
the Per capita is 130,000 per person on average
Tulenia is Slavic Romania, the name means People of Peace, ironic considering some things that involve war heh... well anyways i should state that Tulenia is willing to go to war with anyone! so if you want to have a round of punches just telegram me
GLORY TO TULENIA!

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Serbia-Macedonia
Envoy
 
Posts: 262
Founded: Jul 13, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Serbia-Macedonia » Fri Jan 03, 2020 7:29 pm

Hello everybody! I'm Tina Fey and Welcome to....*pause for a few seconds*

*Crowd shouts*

MEET YOUR SECOND WIFE!

*Contestants go silent*


*Changes Channel*

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Diarcesia
Minister
 
Posts: 2658
Founded: Aug 21, 2016
Democratic Socialists

Postby Diarcesia » Fri Jan 03, 2020 8:31 pm

Serbia-Macedonia wrote:Hello everybody! I'm Tina Fey and Welcome to....*pause for a few seconds*

*Crowd shouts*

MEET YOUR SECOND WIFE!

*Contestants go silent*


*Changes Channel*


"Next, I want you to change your handbags..."

*Changes Chanel*
Factbooks | Economic Liaison | Maintenance
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Leo "the Wise"?
I thought not. It’s not a story the Byzantines would tell you. It’s a romantic legend.
bespoke and goldpilled

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Tulenia
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Posts: 76
Founded: Jul 21, 2019
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Tulenia » Fri Jan 03, 2020 8:35 pm

now we see the forum 7 browser in their natural habitat

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Tulenia is a type 5, level 0 tier 7 nation according to viewtopic.php?f=23&t=363018
We do not use NS Stats, the Population is 560,000,000 and the economy is 15 Trillion Tu$ in GDP (30 trillion american)
the Per capita is 130,000 per person on average
Tulenia is Slavic Romania, the name means People of Peace, ironic considering some things that involve war heh... well anyways i should state that Tulenia is willing to go to war with anyone! so if you want to have a round of punches just telegram me
GLORY TO TULENIA!

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Fatatatutti
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10956
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Fatatatutti » Sat Jan 04, 2020 9:18 am

"Fish dons his gay apparel. Alphonse buys him an up-to-date calendar."

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B o r o v a n
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 57
Founded: Jul 20, 2019
Father Knows Best State

Postby B o r o v a n » Sat Jan 04, 2020 11:20 pm

"Yo man what you doing?"
"His vocals are mediocre. I'm fixing it."
"Hey man what the fuck you put the autotune to 500% and you put trap sounds over it."
"But it sounds cooler. Listen to it."
"Man that ain't right. I thought we doing real music."
"This is real. Everyone uses autotune and.."

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STRONGLY ANTI ESTABLISHMENT AND ANTI MERITOCRACY

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2020 AD
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Jan 01, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby 2020 AD » Sun Jan 05, 2020 3:09 pm

Aaron Rodgers: Who do you think you are? Get the HELL out of my locker!

State Farm Rep: But, but ...I love the smell of your unmentionables, please let me...

*CHANGES CHANNEL*

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Gladesville
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 42
Founded: Sep 29, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Gladesville » Sun Jan 05, 2020 8:26 pm

"There is no way that I...
"GET ON THE TRIKE!"

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One of the few nation's with a frightening economy, without a single car. One of the most developed nations, but our government is corrupt as fridge. Tourist hot-spot, but the ruler Vindalbal II refuses to even put basic footwear on. Environmentalist, Nationalist, Vincaracist, Gladesville. PewDiePie is also a nasty person.
Reaches about 0.16695572432 on the Greenness Index.

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West Leas Oros 2
Senator
 
Posts: 4716
Founded: Jul 15, 2018
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby West Leas Oros 2 » Sun Jan 05, 2020 8:37 pm

"Your next line is 'ew you watch JoJo? That show is gay', TOYU"

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WLO Public News: Outdated Factbooks and other documents in process of major redesign!
How many South Americans need to be killed by the CIA before you realize socialism is bad? Simultaneously an evil commie who wants to take your toothbrush, and an evil brocialist reactionary and revisionist.
Conscientious Objector in the Culture War

NationStates Leftist Alternative only needs a couple more nations before it can hold its constitutional convention!

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Fatatatutti
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10956
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Fatatatutti » Mon Jan 06, 2020 9:06 am

"Previously on Alphonse and Fish... Alphonse wanted to be a longshoreman but Fish said he was too short. Alphonse got a job as a shortshoreman but he quit when he discovered that there was lifting involved...."

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B o r o v a n
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 57
Founded: Jul 20, 2019
Father Knows Best State

Postby B o r o v a n » Mon Jan 06, 2020 8:02 pm

"Can we at stop at nacho Bueno?"
"We have to stop dr drake first."
"They got the new nacho supreme. It has sour cream, beans, diced tomatoes, cilantro, onions, hot sauce, guacamole, chopped chicken, and chips..."

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STRONGLY ANTI ESTABLISHMENT AND ANTI MERITOCRACY

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B o r o v a n
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 57
Founded: Jul 20, 2019
Father Knows Best State

Postby B o r o v a n » Tue Jan 07, 2020 11:38 am

Commander Feyward:"Jake can you name a raider military?"
Jake: "The Roman Empire"
Commander Feyward:"The Roman Empire does not even exist."
Jake:"The United States of America!"
Commander Feyward: "What the heck is a United States of America?!!"
Jake: "it's where the trump boys gonna goes nuke Iran and TAKE THEIR OIL!!"
Commander Feyward: "Real life not fiction."
Jake: "Den!
Commander Feyward: "Removed by police officers." Looking like a guy from a sitcom being exhausted.
Commander Feyward: "Nevermind, ok folks we need to go liberate Confederation of Allied States. The black hawks, Osiris, the west pacific, Lazarus,and lone wolves United are taking over. It's a tall order but..."
Jake Lexus: "No fuck you I wanna sleep." Throws pie at Commander Feyward.
Commander Feyward: "ok-"
All the other soldiers starts throwing pies.
Commander Feyward is covered in pie.

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STRONGLY ANTI ESTABLISHMENT AND ANTI MERITOCRACY

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Ubekibekibekibekistanstan
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Posts: 92
Founded: Dec 11, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Ubekibekibekibekistanstan » Wed Jan 08, 2020 6:30 am

“I command you to serenade the king of the elves.”

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male, deist
life, socialism, conservatism, direct democracy, proportional representation, capital punishment, bill of rights, third parties, conservationism, immigration, meritocracy, net neutrality, impartiality, welfarism
racism, torture, zionism, electoral college, identity politics, copyright, marijuana bans, closed-mindedness

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West Leas Oros 2
Senator
 
Posts: 4716
Founded: Jul 15, 2018
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby West Leas Oros 2 » Wed Jan 08, 2020 10:46 am

Welcome to the Ten Hour Default Dance Channel, where the best dances come by default!

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WLO Public News: Outdated Factbooks and other documents in process of major redesign!
How many South Americans need to be killed by the CIA before you realize socialism is bad? Simultaneously an evil commie who wants to take your toothbrush, and an evil brocialist reactionary and revisionist.
Conscientious Objector in the Culture War

NationStates Leftist Alternative only needs a couple more nations before it can hold its constitutional convention!

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Ther Sul Citzpacia
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Posts: 80
Founded: Aug 14, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Ther Sul Citzpacia » Wed Jan 08, 2020 12:52 pm

/insomniacs channel id in corner of screen/

9999....that's 10,000 sheep.... 10001.....10002...

#changes channel#

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B o r o v a n
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 57
Founded: Jul 20, 2019
Father Knows Best State

Postby B o r o v a n » Wed Jan 08, 2020 3:19 pm

"Where's my pizza?"
"This is the pizza."
"No this isn't even hot!"

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STRONGLY ANTI ESTABLISHMENT AND ANTI MERITOCRACY

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The Aziran Islands
Secretary
 
Posts: 27
Founded: Jun 05, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby The Aziran Islands » Wed Jan 08, 2020 8:47 pm

We now return to Goat and Horse: A Television Program In Which A Goat And Also A Horse Experience Goat-related Experiences In Addition To Horse-Related Experiences.

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Diarcesia
Minister
 
Posts: 2658
Founded: Aug 21, 2016
Democratic Socialists

Postby Diarcesia » Wed Jan 08, 2020 8:50 pm

The Aziran Islands wrote:We now return to Goat and Horse: A Television Program In Which A Goat And Also A Horse Experience Goat-related Experiences In Addition To Horse-Related Experiences.


"What if I told you there was a way to get rid of the man? Would you take my word for it that the idea is pretty much the same as the one used in the movie? Well...maybe. But... what if I told you there was a way to get rid of the horse as well?"

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Factbooks | Economic Liaison | Maintenance
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Leo "the Wise"?
I thought not. It’s not a story the Byzantines would tell you. It’s a romantic legend.
bespoke and goldpilled

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Fatatatutti
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10956
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Fatatatutti » Thu Jan 09, 2020 9:41 am

"Fish measures his bowl to see if he has room for an elephant.... Alphonse mistakes Fish's bowl for a casserole dish and puts him in the oven for an hour...."

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Stiltball
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 104
Founded: Aug 14, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Stiltball » Thu Jan 09, 2020 2:17 pm

I'd have watched- Is it a series?

/skip/

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Guaylandia
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Posts: 68
Founded: Dec 17, 2019
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Guaylandia » Thu Jan 09, 2020 2:29 pm

The battle station is heavily shielded
But a small one man fighter
Should be able to penetrate
An analysis of the plans demonstrates
A weakness, a weakness
In defense, in defense
You're required to maneuver straight down this trench
The target area is only two meters wide
A small exhaust pipe
The shaft leads to the reactor
May The Force be with you, man your ships
Use proton torpedos, make a precise hit
That's impossible
It's not impossible

But I was going to Tosche, Tosche Station
Tosche, Tosche Station

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The Cosmic Mainframe's original nation, now used for everything related to gameplay and the World Assembly.
Lore TL;DR: Essentially, it's a world union with the government of Switzerland and the economy of Revolutionary Catalonia.
All About Me
- Socialist Android Officer for The DankLeft Commune
- Author of Issue #1356 "The Silicon Curtain"
- Card farmer with Bytes
- Unlike TCM, this nation DOES represent my real views (mostly).
- Canon is relative.
- IC posts earlier than May 2020 are retconned.
- Heavily WIP since said retcon.
- Guaylandia is an IC name but it's only used by nerds. Most people just call this nation "the Confederation."

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Antityranicals
Minister
 
Posts: 2471
Founded: May 18, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Antityranicals » Thu Jan 09, 2020 4:28 pm

"My Little Pony, My Little..."

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Compass: Right: 9.94, Libertarian: -5.84
Catholic Libertarian. Gov't has no authority, all authority is from God. God grants us free will, gov't should not infringe upon it. Legislating morality is wrong. Only exception is protecting rights to life, liberty, and property. Abortion is killing an infant, one of the few things gov't should prevent. Pro-Trump, he's been an effective weapon against real enemies of freedom: The Left, but I wish he were more for free trade, more against deficits. Unrestrained capitalism is a great thing; it does wonders for standards of living of everyone, especially the poor.
HS student in the USA. Male. XC runner, 17:30 5k, 4:59 mile. I enjoy singing, sushi, eating large quantities of food, and eating large quantities of sushi.

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Gladesville
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 42
Founded: Sep 29, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Gladesville » Thu Jan 09, 2020 6:13 pm

An intense, NSFW moan erupts from the speaker.


Bounce outta dat suff
One of the few nation's with a frightening economy, without a single car. One of the most developed nations, but our government is corrupt as fridge. Tourist hot-spot, but the ruler Vindalbal II refuses to even put basic footwear on. Environmentalist, Nationalist, Vincaracist, Gladesville. PewDiePie is also a nasty person.
Reaches about 0.16695572432 on the Greenness Index.

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