CHANGE THE CHANNEL

by **Fatatatutti** » Sat Dec 07, 2019 9:43 am

"Stay tuned for an Alphonse spy thriller film festival. First, Alphonse goes under cover to overthrow an international syndicate of criminal penguins in Alphonse of the Antarctic. Then it's off to Florida where he goes under cover to overthrow an international syndicate of criminal flamingos in Alphonse in the Pink. Finally, he goes under cover to overthrow an international syndicate of criminal pelicans in The Big Mouth...."

*changes channel*

by **B o r o v a n** » Sat Dec 07, 2019 7:23 pm

"Borovan is here to kick butt and chew gum. Now he is out of gum"
"@New Russia hey wake up plz." said borovan.
"Oh hi did you come to join our region? What's your nation?"
"I needs to get your founder to wake up. The black hawks are gonna refound the region like soon."
"But don't you want some pizza?"
"No, i don't."
"Are the sure?"
"Well what's toppi-"
"THIS IS NOT THE FUCKING TIME," said a woman next to him.
"Your founder, can you wakes him up please?"
"Let me check." @New Russia
"No response."
"Did he turned off his discord?"
"No clue.."
"Anyone know where..."
"Stop annoying New Russia. He's quit NS."
"I just needs him to log in his nation and kick the raiders out."
"I said stop."
"How about free pizza?"
"Deal. I'll call him."
Calls him
"WHAT DO YOU FUCKING WANT IM IN CLASS ST-"

*changes channel*

by **Antityranicals** » Sat Dec 07, 2019 7:27 pm

You hear that? That's the sound of winning bigly. Believe me. It's gonna be great. Crazy Uncle Joe is going to loose HUUUGE...

*Changes the channel*

by **ZSeparatists** » Sat Dec 07, 2019 7:30 pm

Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith is out tomorrow...

*changes the channel*

by **Fatatatutti** » Sun Dec 08, 2019 12:38 pm

"Although General Castro-Stalina describes herself as a 'mediocre rifleman', she is known to have scored 'proficient' on the Pistol Combat Course."

*switches to General Castro-Stalina's porn channel*

by **Trumpy America** » Sun Dec 08, 2019 12:50 pm

"And finally tonight, the parent company of this channel has been subjected to a hostile takeover by the parent company of CBN. A noticeable change in programming takes effect immediately..."

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by **B o r o v a n** » Mon Dec 09, 2019 10:12 am

"One churro please."
"Sorry all out."
"Noooooo!!!"

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by **Fatatatutti** » Mon Dec 09, 2019 10:23 am

"Tonight on Baking With Alphonse, special guests Cheech and Chong make special churros...."

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by **Malonian** » Mon Dec 09, 2019 10:41 am

"This is a public service announcement. A nuclear warhead is enroute to-"

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by **Trumpy America** » Mon Dec 09, 2019 2:08 pm

"You know, there is actually a surprising amount of recreational fishing that can be done right here off the coast of New York City, a..."

*bright flash in distance*

"Oh, what is that?!"

*changes channel*

by **Jerzylvania** » Mon Dec 09, 2019 3:17 pm

"All these impeachment charges are okay as long as the job report is good. Trump just needs to be Trum... "

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by **Malonian** » Mon Dec 09, 2019 6:00 pm

"I"M GOING TO SAY THE N-WO"

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by **La Xinga** » Mon Dec 09, 2019 6:40 pm

Captain 34, Radioactivity on the East Side! "AHH!" 3 legged creature in my face! MY FAC-

*Changes channel.*

by **Cheeki Breeki** » Mon Dec 09, 2019 6:42 pm

Trumpy America wrote:"You know, there is actually a surprising amount of recreational fishing that can be done right here off the coast of New York City, a..."

*bright flash in distance*

"Oh, what is that?!"

*changes channel*

Que the Fallout Theme!

by **Pax Somaliana** » Mon Dec 09, 2019 10:54 pm

“...so call now to donate to the International Pelican Fund to help protect pelican habitats and the animals that inhabit them...”

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by **The Glass Oasis** » Mon Dec 09, 2019 11:32 pm

“On the first day of Christmas somebody once told me-“
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by **Lincolnite States** » Tue Dec 10, 2019 3:40 am

Man On TV: "Change the channel. Change it! CHANGE IT NOW!!"

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by **Union of Pepe** » Tue Dec 10, 2019 3:01 pm

Minecraft 2 coming so—

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by **Jerzylvania** » Tue Dec 10, 2019 3:29 pm

"On the second day of Christmas two gun shots rang out in the vicini..."

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by **Eitoan** » Tue Dec 10, 2019 3:34 pm

"...and there's hamburger all over the highway in Mystic, Connecticut"

"Those are the headlines, and now the rumors behind the news..."

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by **Vallermoore** » Tue Dec 10, 2019 3:45 pm

"I have you bound and gagged, right where I want you..."

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by **Union of Pepe** » Tue Dec 10, 2019 5:08 pm

*Screen goes to static. An image flickers unto the television showing footage of a bloody hostage captured by the reformed Isis*
Allah Akb—

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by **Trumpy America** » Tue Dec 10, 2019 7:13 pm

"This solar-powered plane has just finished circumnavigating the globe for three straight years. The pilot says he's excited to get out and stretch his legs."

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by **Union of Pepe** » Tue Dec 10, 2019 7:38 pm

It’s too bi—

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by **Necroviribus** » Tue Dec 10, 2019 7:43 pm

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