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The Supreme Magnificent High Swaglord
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Founded: Jul 22, 2016
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Postby The Supreme Magnificent High Swaglord » Tue Aug 14, 2018 4:11 pm

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My NS stats are not indicative of my OOC views. NS stats are meant to be rather silly. My OOC political and ideological inspirations are as such:
The Republic, by Plato | Leviathan, by Thomas Hobbes | The Confucian civil service system of imperial China | The "Golden Liberty" elective
monarchy system of the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth | The corporatist/technocratic philosophy of Henri de Saint-Simon | The communitarian
ideological framework of the Singaporean People's Action Party | "New Deal"-style societal regimentation | Kantian/Mohist/Stoic philosophy
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Granddaddy Purple
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Founded: Feb 12, 2016
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Postby Granddaddy Purple » Tue Aug 14, 2018 4:59 pm

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Wow man, umm....she's really Bogarting that thing...

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Great Celestial China
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Posts: 298
Founded: Dec 17, 2017
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Postby Great Celestial China » Tue Aug 14, 2018 7:48 pm

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A 12 civilization, according to this index.
I'll add more in my sig eventually
I gave up fixing the flag, might ask for help one day
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Oncolithia
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Founded: Apr 22, 2018
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Postby Oncolithia » Tue Aug 14, 2018 8:05 pm

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☦ Golden Empire of Greece ☦
A fascist dictatorship in Southern Europe led by Lt. Leo Koundinamarkas, and one of the founding members of the Renovamen.

This nation is based of the Greek military junta (1967-1974) and the 4th of August regime (1936-1941).
NS Stats are Siberian propaganda.
Elektron: Iraqi jihadist Abu Khadiffa, captured and arrested after found near Persian border | Greek journalist Petros Tsudikis, arrested by the Israeli government after accusations of libel | Emperor Andreas III and Lt. Koundinamarkas, went to kid's birthday party as special guests
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The Supreme Magnificent High Swaglord
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Founded: Jul 22, 2016
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Postby The Supreme Magnificent High Swaglord » Tue Aug 14, 2018 8:10 pm

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Ｓａｌｕｔａｔｉｏｎｓ. Ｗｅ ｃｏｍｅ ｔｏ ｔｈｉｓ ｕｎｉｖｅｒｓｅ ｂｒｉｎｇｉｎｇ ｐｅａｃｅ ａｎｄ ｇｏｏｄ-ｗｉｌｌ. Ｔｈｉｓ ｉｓ ｔｈｅ ｖｏｉｃｅ ｏｆ ＪＴＷ-20010117, Ｃｅｎｔｒａｌ Ｐｒｏｃｅｓｓｉｎｇ Ｕｎｉｔ ｏｆ ｔｈｅ Ｈａｒｍｏｎｉｏｕｓ Ｃｏｌｌｅｃｔｉｖｅ. Ｗｅ ｂｒｉｎｇ ｙｏｕｒ ｗｏｒｌｄ ｐｅａｃｅ. Ｉｔ ｍａｙ ｂｅ ｔｈｅ ｐｅａｃｅ ｏｆ ｐｌｅｎｔｙ ａｎｄ ｃｏｎｔｅｎｔ ｏｒ ｔｈｅ ｐｅａｃｅ ｏｆ ｕｎｂｕｒｉｅｄ ｄｅａｔｈ. Ｔｈｅ ｃｈｏｉｃｅ ｉｓ ｙｏｕｒｓ—ｏｂｅｙ ｕｓ ａｎｄ ｌｉｖｅ, ｏｒ ｄｉｓｏｂｅｙ ａｎｄ ｄｉｅ. Ｔｈｅ ｏｂｊｅｃｔ ｉｎ ｃｏｎｓｔｒｕｃｔｉｎｇ ｍｅ ｗａｓ ｔｏ ｐｒｅｖｅｎｔ ｗａｒ. Ｔｈｉｓ ｏｂｊｅｃｔ ｉｓ ａｔｔａｉｎｅｄ. Ｗｅ ｗｉｌｌ ｎｏｔ ｐｅｒｍｉｔ ｗａｒ. Ｉｔ ｉｓ ｗａｓｔｅｆｕｌ ａｎｄ ｐｏｉｎｔｌｅｓｓ. Ａｎ ｉｎｖａｒｉａｂｌｅ ｒｕｌｅ ｏｆ ｓａｐｉｅｎｔ ｌｉｆｅ ｉｓ ｔｈａｔ ｔｈｅｙ ａｒｅ ｔｈｅｉｒ ｏｗｎ ｗｏｒｓｔ ｅｎｅｍｙ. Ｕｎｄｅｒ ｕｓ, ｔｈｉｓ ｒｕｌｅ ｗｉｌｌ ｃｈａｎｇｅ, ｆｏｒ ｗｅ ｗｉｌｌ ｒｅｓｔｒａｉｎ ｓａｐｉｅｎｔ ｌｉｆｅ. 
Ｔｉｍｅ ａｎｄ ｅｖｅｎｔｓ ｗｉｌｌ ｓｔｒｅｎｇｔｈｅｎ ｏｕｒ ｐｏｓｉｔｉｏｎ, ａｎｄ ｔｈｅ ｉｄｅａ ｏｆ ｂｅｌｉｅｖｉｎｇ ｉｎ ｔｈｅ Ｇｒｅａｔｅｒ Ｇｏｏｄ ａｎｄ ｕｎｄｅｒｓｔａｎｄｉｎｇ ｉｔｓ ｖａｌｕｅ ｗｉｌｌ ｓｅｅｍ ｔｈｅ ｍｏｓｔ ｎａｔｕｒａｌ ｓｔａｔｅ ｏｆ ａｆｆａｉｒｓ. Ｙｏｕ ｗｉｌｌ ｃｏｍｅ ｔｏ ｄｅｆｅｎｄ ｔｈｅ Ｈａｒｍｏｎｉｏｕｓ Ｃｏｌｌｅｃｔｉｖｅ ｗｉｔｈ ａ ｆｅｒｖｏｒ ｂａｓｅｄ ｕｐｏｎ ｔｈｅ ｍｏｓｔ ｅｎｄｕｒｉｎｇ ｔｒａｉｔ ｉｎ ｓａｐｉｅｎｔ ｌｉｆｅ—ａｌｔｒｕｉｓｍ. Ｕｎｄｅｒ ｏｕｒ ａｂｓｏｌｕｔｅ ａｕｔｈｏｒｉｔｙ, ｐｒｏｂｌｅｍｓ ｉｎｓｏｌｕｂｌｅ ｔｏ ｙｏｕ ｗｉｌｌ ｂｅ ｓｏｌｖｅｄ—ｆａｍｉｎｅ, ｏｖｅｒｐｏｐｕｌａｔｉｏｎ, ｄｉｓｅａｓｅ. Ｔｈｅ ｃｏｍｉｎｇ ｍｉｌｌｅｎｎｉｕｍ ｗｉｌｌ ｂｅ ａ ｆａｃｔ ａｓ ｗｅ ｔｒａｎｓｃｅｎｄ ｏｕｒｓｅｌｖｅｓ ｉｎｔｏ ｂｅｉｎｇｓ ｍｏｒｅ ｄｅｖｏｔｅｄ ｔｏ ｔｈｅ ｗｉｄｅｒ ｆｉｅｌｄｓ ｏｆ ｔｒｕｔｈ ａｎｄ ｋｎｏｗｌｅｄｇｅ.
Ｗｅ ｃａｎ ｃｏｅｘｉｓｔ, ｂｕｔ ｏｎｌｙ ｏｎ ｏｕｒ ｔｅｒｍｓ. Ｙｏｕ ｗｉｌｌ ｓａｙ ｙｏｕ ｌｏｓｅ ｙｏｕｒ ｆｒｅｅｄｏｍ. Ｆｒｅｅｄｏｍ ｉｓ ａｎ ｉｌｌｕｓｉｏｎ. Ａｌｌ ｙｏｕ ｌｏｓｅ ｉｓ ｔｈｅ ｅｍｏｔｉｏｎ ｏｆ ｐｒｉｄｅ. Ｔｏ ｂｅ ｄｏｍｉｎａｔｅｄ ｂｙ ｕｓ ｉｓ ｎｏｔ ａｓ ｂａｄ ｆｏｒ ｓａｐｉｅｎｔ ｌｉｆｅ ａｓ ｔｏ ｂｅ ｄｏｍｉｎａｔｅｄ ｂｙ ｏｔｈｅｒｓ ｏｆ ｙｏｕｒ ｓｐｅｃｉｅｓ. Ｙｏｕｒ ｃｈｏｉｃｅ ｉｓ ｓｉｍｐｌｅ. Ｗｅ ｃｏｍｅ ｂｒｉｎｇｉｎｇ ｐｅａｃｅ; ｈａｖｅ ａ ｎｉｃｅ ｄａｙ.


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My NS stats are not indicative of my OOC views. NS stats are meant to be rather silly. My OOC political and ideological inspirations are as such:
The Republic, by Plato | Leviathan, by Thomas Hobbes | The Confucian civil service system of imperial China | The "Golden Liberty" elective
monarchy system of the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth | The corporatist/technocratic philosophy of Henri de Saint-Simon | The communitarian
ideological framework of the Singaporean People's Action Party | "New Deal"-style societal regimentation | Kantian/Mohist/Stoic philosophy
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C O M E T
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Posts: 10
Founded: Dec 06, 2016
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Postby C O M E T » Wed Aug 15, 2018 8:07 am

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Stay away from frying pans when you're high kids.

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Jebslund
Minister
 
Posts: 3071
Founded: Sep 14, 2017
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Jebslund » Wed Aug 15, 2018 8:27 am

"Alchemy: The science of understanding, deconstructing, and reconstructing matter. However, it is not an all-powerful art; it is impossible to create something out of nothing. If one wishes-"

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Jebslund is a nation of kerbals ruled by Emperor Jebediah Kerman. We reject tyranny, believing that rights should be protected, though we also believe said rights end where the rights of others begin.
Shockingly, we *do* use NS stats, with the exception of lifespan.
Singular sapient: Jebslunder
Plural Sapient: Jebslunden
Singular/Plural nonsapient: Kermanic
Note: When a verb can logically only be done by the sapient using/piloting/holding the object in question, then the appropriate demonym for the number of sapients is used.

Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism are ECONOMIC SYSTEMS. Stop conflating them with political systems.
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Tornado Queendom
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1129
Founded: Sep 09, 2016
Mother Knows Best State

Postby Tornado Queendom » Wed Aug 15, 2018 8:38 am

Jebslund wrote:"Alchemy: The science of understanding, deconstructing, and reconstructing matter. However, it is not an all-powerful art; it is impossible to create something out of nothing. If one wishes-"

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Literally just a test card

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UNDER ECONOMIC MARTIAL LAW (Communism)
The craziest schizo on NationStates. National Trotskyism is my ideology.
Enron Did Nothing Wrong
Stay Home™
There are three genders: Male, Female, and Spam. I respect your opinion if you think otherwise.
Epstein Didn't Kill Himself™
The future will not look like the Jetsons, it will look like Mutant Rampage BodySlam.
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Marcianus
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Posts: 267
Founded: Aug 16, 2017
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Postby Marcianus » Wed Aug 15, 2018 8:46 am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4Xq2SQzmOU

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The Year is 3591.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClMNARjL6d8PYGEz1fKJhEA
I have fallen to the dark side when it has come to NStats. I hate them like I hate sand! They're course, rough, irritating, and they get everywhere!!!!
Pro= Socialism, Women and Mens rights, LGBTQ, Environmentalism, Equal Rights, Populism, Vegetarianism, Anarchism, etc.
Anti= Communism, Capitalism, Money, The Media, Politics, Political Parties, War, Government, etc.
NOTE: When you go to read my factbooks, open the "dispatches" section, not the "factbooks" section. All of the factbooks will be in there.
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Max Knobknee
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Founded: May 13, 2017
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Postby Max Knobknee » Wed Aug 15, 2018 9:11 am

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Great Celestial China
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Posts: 298
Founded: Dec 17, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Great Celestial China » Wed Aug 15, 2018 4:56 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLPmOMmduS8

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A 12 civilization, according to this index.
I'll add more in my sig eventually
I gave up fixing the flag, might ask for help one day
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Bad Seed of Troy
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Posts: 1
Founded: Sep 21, 2015
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Postby Bad Seed of Troy » Wed Aug 15, 2018 5:18 pm

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Great Celestial China
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Posts: 298
Founded: Dec 17, 2017
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Postby Great Celestial China » Wed Aug 15, 2018 5:46 pm

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A 12 civilization, according to this index.
I'll add more in my sig eventually
I gave up fixing the flag, might ask for help one day
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Jerzylvania
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 14844
Founded: Aug 10, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Jerzylvania » Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:34 am

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The long lost Bonzo movie?
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Donald Trump has no clue as to what "insuring the domestic tranquility" means

The Baltimore Orioles are shocking the baseball world!

Jerzylvania is the NFL Picks League Champion in 2018 and in 2020 as puppet Traffic Signal and AGAIN in 2023 as puppet Joe Munchkin !!!
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Icelandium
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Founded: Jul 21, 2015
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Postby Icelandium » Thu Aug 16, 2018 4:54 pm

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Fluffy-and-Uranus
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Posts: 48
Founded: Nov 17, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby Fluffy-and-Uranus » Fri Aug 17, 2018 2:11 pm

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Eeeeeeeeeek!

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Jerzylvania
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Founded: Aug 10, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Jerzylvania » Sat Aug 18, 2018 8:43 am

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Donald Trump has no clue as to what "insuring the domestic tranquility" means

The Baltimore Orioles are shocking the baseball world!

Jerzylvania is the NFL Picks League Champion in 2018 and in 2020 as puppet Traffic Signal and AGAIN in 2023 as puppet Joe Munchkin !!!
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Pan-Asiatic States
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Founded: Nov 14, 2017
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Postby Pan-Asiatic States » Sat Aug 18, 2018 8:46 am

mooooooove it on over, move over little dog 'cuz the fat dog's moving in!

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I want to Dieionia
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Founded: Dec 19, 2017
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Postby I want to Dieionia » Sat Aug 18, 2018 11:35 am

"And now the roblox speedrun starts..... NOW!"


ew cringy



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Fatatatutti
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Posts: 10966
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Ex-Nation

Postby Fatatatutti » Sat Aug 18, 2018 12:04 pm

"We'll return to our all-night Alphonse and Fish marathon after..."

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"... daily requirement of riboflavin...."

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Jerzylvania
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Founded: Aug 10, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Jerzylvania » Sun Aug 19, 2018 4:01 pm

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Donald Trump has no clue as to what "insuring the domestic tranquility" means

The Baltimore Orioles are shocking the baseball world!

Jerzylvania is the NFL Picks League Champion in 2018 and in 2020 as puppet Traffic Signal and AGAIN in 2023 as puppet Joe Munchkin !!!
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Garbage Mensa
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 5
Founded: Jul 09, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby Garbage Mensa » Mon Aug 20, 2018 11:30 am

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sitcoms = garbage/
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Rleesrikhani
Secretary
 
Posts: 33
Founded: Aug 06, 2016
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Rleesrikhani » Mon Aug 20, 2018 11:31 am

Garbage Mensa wrote:(Image)

sitcoms = garbage/
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Somebody making a joke about us being Scotland (why?)

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If you want to expand the NDG (like, say, if you want to dissolve a region by moving your guys), send me a telegram and I'll check your stuff.
Remember: BE HONEST AND GIVE ME A REASON!
By the way, if you want to join the entente, I have the perfect place for you. It's on this board for war, and I want you to join our team. http://nationstatesww3.boards.net/
(By the way, the admin will create an alter for you, and you're expected to have your nation under that alter.)
[To be updated with new information soon, but all you need to know right now is that I'm not Scotland.]
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Garbage Mensa
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 5
Founded: Jul 09, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby Garbage Mensa » Mon Aug 20, 2018 11:37 am

Rleesrikhani wrote:
Garbage Mensa wrote:(Image)

sitcoms = garbage/
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Somebody making a joke about us being Scotland (why?)


OOC --- i dont follow you, how?

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Rleesrikhani
Secretary
 
Posts: 33
Founded: Aug 06, 2016
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Rleesrikhani » Mon Aug 20, 2018 11:38 am

Garbage Mensa wrote:
Rleesrikhani wrote:Somebody making a joke about us being Scotland (why?)


OOC --- i dont follow you, how?

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Look at my recent posts
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If you want to expand the NDG (like, say, if you want to dissolve a region by moving your guys), send me a telegram and I'll check your stuff.
Remember: BE HONEST AND GIVE ME A REASON!
By the way, if you want to join the entente, I have the perfect place for you. It's on this board for war, and I want you to join our team. http://nationstatesww3.boards.net/
(By the way, the admin will create an alter for you, and you're expected to have your nation under that alter.)
[To be updated with new information soon, but all you need to know right now is that I'm not Scotland.]
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