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The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp
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Posts: 34994
Founded: Dec 18, 2013
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp » Fri Aug 10, 2018 11:34 am

"Hey Ashley!"
*Ashley hangs up*
"Oh ok I'll call you back"
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Courage the C0wardly Dog
Attaché
 
Posts: 84
Founded: Aug 01, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby Courage the C0wardly Dog » Fri Aug 10, 2018 11:42 am

Hi there, I'm Marie Osmond for Nutrisystems and I've lost fifty...

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Nyorklandia
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Posts: 18
Founded: Oct 24, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Nyorklandia » Fri Aug 10, 2018 11:45 am

Courage the C0wardly Dog wrote:Hi there, I'm Marie Osmond for Nutrisystems and I've lost fifty...

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Pounds with Nutrisystem! (2 channels with the same commercial)
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Uses a stat that is around the NStat for political freedom.
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Fatatatutti
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10966
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Ex-Nation

Postby Fatatatutti » Fri Aug 10, 2018 11:50 am

"Now with fifty percent less...."

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"... all natural ingredients...."

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"... Boxing Week in July..."

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Scottish Socialists
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Posts: 695
Founded: Dec 27, 2016
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Scottish Socialists » Fri Aug 10, 2018 12:20 pm

'The UK has entered a state of emergency after-'

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☭ People's Republic of Scotland ☭
"I detest the Tories and everything they stand for." - Nicola Sturgeon
MON THE RANGERS!

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World CTE
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Posts: 8
Founded: Dec 27, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby World CTE » Fri Aug 10, 2018 12:21 pm

..I love you, you love me, we're a happy fa...

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Mellophone-ia
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Aug 09, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Mellophone-ia » Fri Aug 10, 2018 12:27 pm

"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?"
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Scottish Socialists
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Posts: 695
Founded: Dec 27, 2016
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Scottish Socialists » Fri Aug 10, 2018 12:29 pm

'EVACUATE THE AREA. NUCLEAR ATTACK IMMINENT. FALLOUT IS DEADLY. DO NOT...'

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☭ People's Republic of Scotland ☭
"I detest the Tories and everything they stand for." - Nicola Sturgeon
MON THE RANGERS!

“Did I miss the train or did the train miss me?” - Gary Brannan

Click here for advice.

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New Wolvers
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Posts: 575
Founded: Mar 26, 2018
Left-wing Utopia

Postby New Wolvers » Fri Aug 10, 2018 12:37 pm

"Good afternoon and welcome to Studio Aperto"
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II Wiki page of the Nation
Embassy Program (closed)
NS Stats are Russian propaganda
NWFNews 24 (not active) | I make designs only when in mood
Currently set in: Present days with FT stuff.
ΘΔ Nonhuman!
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Likar
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Posts: 921
Founded: Jun 03, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Likar » Fri Aug 10, 2018 12:38 pm

"GO!" *Teen titan go theme plays*

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"CHARLES STILES MYSTERY DINERS!"

*Attempts to stick down remote down your mouth, before changing the channel*
LOVEWHOYOUARE~


Muslim and proud!
Your Local Dank Meme Lord™
Classical(ish) Liberal
Seriously, why are you looking at this.
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Jerzylvania
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Posts: 14843
Founded: Aug 10, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Jerzylvania » Fri Aug 10, 2018 12:43 pm

"Stay with us as we are finally all set to open Al Capone's vault in just sixty sec... "

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Donald Trump has no clue as to what "insuring the domestic tranquility" means

The Baltimore Orioles are shocking the baseball world!

Jerzylvania is the NFL Picks League Champion in 2018 and in 2020 as puppet Traffic Signal and AGAIN in 2023 as puppet Joe Munchkin !!!
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Fatatatutti
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Posts: 10966
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Ex-Nation

Postby Fatatatutti » Fri Aug 10, 2018 12:46 pm

"Mayhem ensues as Fish goes downtown to renew his bus pass...."

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Suryak
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Posts: 2249
Founded: May 22, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Suryak » Fri Aug 10, 2018 12:46 pm

"Please wait while the Maxtopian radio murders all the Surya-"


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Crato
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 183
Founded: Jul 13, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby Crato » Fri Aug 10, 2018 12:50 pm

Insect bites? Ligma? Channels that have no reason at all??? I donta speaka the pizza????
Then your place is right here! Join our gastrology squad with fun internet playtime stories for kids aged 7-78! We exist! See you! Join u-

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Existence is a sin.
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Sodoran Alesia
Envoy
 
Posts: 250
Founded: Jun 07, 2017
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Sodoran Alesia » Fri Aug 10, 2018 12:51 pm

"There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. We can roll the image, make it flutter. We can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity. For the next hour, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. We repeat: there is nothing wrong with your television set. You are about to participate in a great adventure. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to – "

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Suryak
Minister
 
Posts: 2249
Founded: May 22, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Suryak » Fri Aug 10, 2018 12:51 pm

"DID YOU KNOW YOU'RE JUST A MADE UP PERSON IN THE INTERNE"


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Crato
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Posts: 183
Founded: Jul 13, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby Crato » Fri Aug 10, 2018 12:54 pm

"I HEAR EVERY BONE FROM YOUR BLOO- screech"

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Belov
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Posts: 21
Founded: Aug 04, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Belov » Fri Aug 10, 2018 12:54 pm

..."and now the weather! Take it away Jim!"

"Yes thank you Susan. We're expecting scattered showers coming with this here cold low front..."

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New Wolvers
Diplomat
 
Posts: 575
Founded: Mar 26, 2018
Left-wing Utopia

Postby New Wolvers » Fri Aug 10, 2018 12:56 pm

"I did nothing but teleported bread for three days"
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II Wiki page of the Nation
Embassy Program (closed)
NS Stats are Russian propaganda
NWFNews 24 (not active) | I make designs only when in mood
Currently set in: Present days with FT stuff.
ΘΔ Nonhuman!
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Crato
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Posts: 183
Founded: Jul 13, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby Crato » Fri Aug 10, 2018 12:58 pm

Horrible splashing sounds and chewing

"MOM! DID YOU JUST RECORD ME EATING A BURRITO AS PART OF AN XBOX DARE!? MOOOOO-"

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Tinhampton
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Posts: 13701
Founded: Oct 05, 2016
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Tinhampton » Fri Aug 10, 2018 1:03 pm

"In other news, Labour has prom---"

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The Self-Administrative City of TINHAMPTON (pop. 329,537): Saffron Howard, Mayor (UCP); Alexander Smith, WA Delegate-Ambassador

Authorships & co-authorships: SC#250, SC#251, Issue #1115, SC#267, GA#484, GA#491, GA#533, GA#540, GA#549, SC#356, GA#559, GA#562, GA#567, GA#578, SC#374, GA#582, SC#375, GA#589, GA#590, SC#382, SC#385*, GA#597, GA#607, SC#415, GA#647, GA#656, GA#664, GA#671, GA#674, GA#675, GA#677, GA#680, Issue #1580, GA#682, GA#683, GA#684, GA#692, GA#693, GA#715
The rest of my CV: Cup of Harmony 73 champions; Philosopher-Queen of Sophia; *author of the most popular SC Res. ever; anti-NPO cabalist in good standing; 48yo Tory woman w/Asperger's; Cambridge graduate ~ currently reading The World by Simon Sebag Montefiore
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Scottish Socialists
Diplomat
 
Posts: 695
Founded: Dec 27, 2016
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Scottish Socialists » Fri Aug 10, 2018 1:16 pm

'Bolivia has-'

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'been totally vaporised by the-'

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'BRAND NEW, COLA WITH BACON!'

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☭ People's Republic of Scotland ☭
"I detest the Tories and everything they stand for." - Nicola Sturgeon
MON THE RANGERS!

“Did I miss the train or did the train miss me?” - Gary Brannan

Click here for advice.

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Fatatatutti
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Posts: 10966
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Ex-Nation

Postby Fatatatutti » Fri Aug 10, 2018 1:22 pm

"And now a word from..."

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"Do you suffer from...?"

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"... will come to an end at...."

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Convallaria
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Posts: 281
Founded: Aug 17, 2017
Capitalizt

Postby Convallaria » Fri Aug 10, 2018 1:30 pm

"18 footers! 26 Footers! Yes, even 60 footers! We've got em' all folks, with great prices, great finances, and most of all, GREAT SELECTIONS. Whether your looking for your next compact lake adventure, high seas sport fishing expedition or anything in between. Donnely Boats & Watercraft are here to help that dream COME TRUE! I'm Dale... Donelly, and if I don't see you at Donelly Boats & Watercraft today, I'll...well...I guess I'll see you IN HELL! (Chuckles)"

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"Convallaria: A sprawling sun-soaked dreamscape silhouetted far beyond the ethereal horizons of austere morality and petty mediocrity. But behind the sterile flights of state-sanctioned-fancy lies a paradise lost...a land of milk, honey and sex turned rancid in the sun, as the harshly held colonial disciplines of a bygone era yield to the temptations of society's nighttime fragrances..."
★Welcome to the smokey, monochromatic bacchanalia of deco noire and diesel-fueled death traps!★

Daily-Trumpet: Circus elephant force-fed crate of tobacco - has escaped into Joaquin River Valley earlier today. | Avalonia suburbs in grip of worst dust storm ever recorded - schools closed - roads blocked - farms blown away. | Dowager actress found dead in Montecorvina
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Granddaddy Purple
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 6
Founded: Feb 12, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby Granddaddy Purple » Fri Aug 10, 2018 1:31 pm

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight
shlemiel, schlemazel, hasenpfeffer incorporated
We're gonna...

get stupid

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