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Jerzylvania
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Corrupt Dictatorship

CHANGE THE CHANNEL

Postby Jerzylvania » Fri Aug 10, 2018 8:38 am

This thread is sort of like Continue the Story except you are watching TV. The above nation doesn't like what is on and changes the channel.

You get to describe what now is currently on TV or post it's image, which of course you probably do not like. Then, you change the channel.

Here, I'll start if off with help from C O M E T


C O M E T wrote:ANGELS 3 DEVILS 2, bottom of the ninth 2 outs ....and it looks like were getting a pinch hitter off the bench for Donald....

*changes channel*



Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don't. Almond Joy's got nuts, Mounds don't. *pause* ...and now for station identification.
This is the sorriest Television network, also known as Sorry TV. We are currently having technical difficulties. Please stand by!

*changes channel*
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Writing in The Trumplight Zone or Trump Gothic on the ballot may be considered childish. But casting this crayola vote is a form of colorful protest however performed by the upcoming generation of political cartoonists ...such as we see them.
Below: Check today's "new" official Jerzylvania anthem choices! Vote for your choice via TG! Lamar Jackson, as measured in kinetic energy means one thing.... Touchdowns!
Helsinki - Helsinki - Helsinki ...Make America Grovel Again! ~ Donald Trump is Burning

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Convallaria
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Founded: Aug 17, 2017
Capitalizt

Postby Convallaria » Fri Aug 10, 2018 8:49 am

"Thank you for bringing this in, it's such a truly incredible specimen of original early american style rococo cabinetry, and if you look beneath the vanity drawer here (removes drawer carefully from frame) you can even find the genuine brass manufacturing plate from Brunswick & Co. in 179-"

*Changes Channel*
"Somewhere far away, in the distant dunes that rest silhouetted far beyond the ethereal horizons of good and evil, Convallaria has emerged as a technocratic dreamscape of shimmering ambitions and passionate indulgence. A pioneering realm of unbridled industrial sprawl and paranoid black-market underworlds centered around three things: champagne, wealth, and vigorous McCarthyism..."


Welcome to the smokey, monochromatic world of dieselpunk noire and gas-powered death traps...

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Jerzylvania
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Founded: Aug 10, 2016
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Jerzylvania » Fri Aug 10, 2018 8:55 am

Sunny today, sunny tomorrow, sunny next week. Hot blazing temperatures for the foreseeable future. Low tonight 87. High tomorrow 113. Meanwhile later today on the season finale of Garbage in, Garbage out a Twitter war starts when...

*changes channel*
Unlike Trump, I never hold a grudge. XD
Writing in The Trumplight Zone or Trump Gothic on the ballot may be considered childish. But casting this crayola vote is a form of colorful protest however performed by the upcoming generation of political cartoonists ...such as we see them.
Below: Check today's "new" official Jerzylvania anthem choices! Vote for your choice via TG! Lamar Jackson, as measured in kinetic energy means one thing.... Touchdowns!
Helsinki - Helsinki - Helsinki ...Make America Grovel Again! ~ Donald Trump is Burning

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Courage the C0wardly Dog
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Founded: Aug 01, 2015
Democratic Socialists

Postby Courage the C0wardly Dog » Fri Aug 10, 2018 9:14 am

Call your doctor if you have any of these side effects while taking Concoctocil...
Constipation, headache, nausea, vomiting, strange dreams, stomach gas, trouble sleeping, trouble ignoring others.

Call your doctor right away if these occur...
Allergic reactions like skin rash, itching or hives, swelling of the face, lips, tongue, or throat.
Acting aggressive, being angry or violent, or acting on dangerous impulses and death.

*changes channel*
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Atkemri
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Founded: Apr 14, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Atkemri » Fri Aug 10, 2018 9:20 am

"Are you troubled by strange noises in the middle of the night? Do you experience feelings of dread in your basement or attic? Have you or any of your family ever seen a spook, specter or ghost? If the answer is yes, then don't wait another minute. Pick up your-"

*changes channel
ATKEMRIAN NATIONAL NEWS: Atkemrian police arrest ringleaders of massive human trafficking ring. 22 aressted with more predicted in the next few months.\150 people freed from the ring

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Scottish Socialists
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Founded: Dec 27, 2016
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Scottish Socialists » Fri Aug 10, 2018 9:24 am

“HAS YOUR COMPOOTUR HAD PROBLUMS IN DEE LAZT TWO DAYEZ? CONTACT MIKEROWSOFT AT-“

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Jerzylvania
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Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Jerzylvania » Fri Aug 10, 2018 9:26 am

You're now in the no spin zone....

*changes channel*
Unlike Trump, I never hold a grudge. XD
Writing in The Trumplight Zone or Trump Gothic on the ballot may be considered childish. But casting this crayola vote is a form of colorful protest however performed by the upcoming generation of political cartoonists ...such as we see them.
Below: Check today's "new" official Jerzylvania anthem choices! Vote for your choice via TG! Lamar Jackson, as measured in kinetic energy means one thing.... Touchdowns!
Helsinki - Helsinki - Helsinki ...Make America Grovel Again! ~ Donald Trump is Burning

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Dalmatian Cities
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Founded: Jul 20, 2015
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Dalmatian Cities » Fri Aug 10, 2018 9:35 am

If this had been an actual emergency you would have been instructed where to tune in your area for news and official...

*changes channel*

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95X
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Capitalist Paradise

Re: Change the Channel

Postby 95X » Fri Aug 10, 2018 9:47 am

The Spirit of the Northwest on K A T U
Channel 2 News at 11.
With Jeff Gianola and Julie Emry.
Jim Little's weather.
Lou Gellos with sports.
And the entire Channel 2 News Team.

*Realizes the early 1990s will never return; changes channel.*
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Watchers of the Skies
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Founded: Aug 29, 2015
Democratic Socialists

Postby Watchers of the Skies » Fri Aug 10, 2018 9:54 am

At the first sign of these symptoms, follow these simple rules: keep working, drink as much as possible, and... take your television's advice. And y'know more TV's
recommend an amazing new psychic breakthrough than any other, and that's... Confidence in the System. Fast, safe, and guaranteed through
constant Federal control.

Confidence in the System will keep THEM in power longer, longer, longer, and tend to calm and obscure the miseries of disillusionment and despair. In easy-to-swallow Propaganda form or new fast-acting Thought Control, that's Confidence in the System. So have some...

*changes channel*

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Max Knobknee
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Max Knobknee » Fri Aug 10, 2018 10:03 am

Image


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Adab
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Ex-Nation

Postby Adab » Fri Aug 10, 2018 10:06 am

"Homer Simpson, you are hereby charged with damaging the royal coach and putting several dents in the royal horse. How do you plead?"

"M'lord, we Americans love queens, be they homecoming or dairy. This woman, however, is an impostor! Her luggage is inscribed H.R.H., which means her real name must be Henrietta R. Hippo."

*changes channel*
Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.
-Muhammad Ali

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Fatatatutti
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Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Fatatatutti » Fri Aug 10, 2018 10:18 am

"Today, twenty-six degrees, tomorrow twenty-six degrees, Sunday twenty-six degrees. Oh, look out, Monday twenty-five degrees. Get those sweaters out...."

*changes channel*

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Donald Leroy Tirebiter
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Founded: Mar 19, 2017
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Postby Donald Leroy Tirebiter » Fri Aug 10, 2018 10:41 am

High School Madness

*Changes Channels*

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Jane and Daria
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Founded: Apr 07, 2018
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Jane and Daria » Fri Aug 10, 2018 11:01 am

I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself ....
*changes channels*
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The Great-German Empire
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New York Times Democracy

Postby The Great-German Empire » Fri Aug 10, 2018 11:04 am

"To show you the power of FlexTape... *circular saw noises* ...I sawed this boat in half!!"

*changes channel*
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Huntpublic
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Founded: Mar 21, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Huntpublic » Fri Aug 10, 2018 11:08 am

"Aannd his name is JOOHNNN CEENN-"

*changes channel*
HUNTPUBLIC TIMES: The Huntpublican Military has joined the NATO planned Trident Juncture 2018, it's Amphibious Assault Forces will be working closely with U.S. Marines in a simulated naval invasion of Norway, 
more photos and videos to come!

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Fatatatutti
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Fatatatutti » Fri Aug 10, 2018 11:12 am

"Flintstones, meet the Flintstones..."

*changes channel*

"Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale..."

*changes channel*

"From the town of Bedrock..."

*changes channel*

"And now for something completely different..."

*changes channel*

"Let's ride with the family down the street..."

*changes channel*

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Jerzylvania
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Founded: Aug 10, 2016
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Jerzylvania » Fri Aug 10, 2018 11:16 am

Then her show was cancelled, but Honey Boo Boo hooked up with the creators of 19 Kids and Counting when they needed a...

*changes channel*
Unlike Trump, I never hold a grudge. XD
Writing in The Trumplight Zone or Trump Gothic on the ballot may be considered childish. But casting this crayola vote is a form of colorful protest however performed by the upcoming generation of political cartoonists ...such as we see them.
Below: Check today's "new" official Jerzylvania anthem choices! Vote for your choice via TG! Lamar Jackson, as measured in kinetic energy means one thing.... Touchdowns!
Helsinki - Helsinki - Helsinki ...Make America Grovel Again! ~ Donald Trump is Burning

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The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp » Fri Aug 10, 2018 11:17 am

"And now here's Cosmo with the weather..."

"I thought you said feather."

*changes channel*

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The New Panem State
Political Columnist
 
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Founded: May 10, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby The New Panem State » Fri Aug 10, 2018 11:20 am

"I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop.."

*changes channel*
"Ideas are much more dangerous than guns. We would not let our enemies have guns, why should we let them have ideas?"
THE HORN OF PLENTY OVERFLOWS!
Stand with us, all of us, together as one, today, tomorrow, and forever! Hail Panem!

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Trump Gothic
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Founded: Sep 05, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Trump Gothic » Fri Aug 10, 2018 11:22 am

Kinfolk said "Jed move away from there"
said "California's the place you outta be"
so they...


*change channel*

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Likar
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Founded: Jun 03, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Likar » Fri Aug 10, 2018 11:22 am

THERE ARE NAZIS, THEYRYEUHTJKSDHFKJSDFDJ *Inaudible screaming from Alex Jones*

*changes channel*
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Zeritae
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Founded: Jun 10, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Zeritae » Fri Aug 10, 2018 11:25 am

Likar wrote:THERE ARE NAZIS, THEYRYEUHTJKSDHFKJSDFDJ *Inaudible screaming from Alex Jones*

*changes channel*

Now On Twona News: Almost every remote from Zerico is malfunctioning.
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C O M E T
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New York Times Democracy

Postby C O M E T » Fri Aug 10, 2018 11:26 am

now, stay tuned for "This is your Life" ...

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