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The Great-German Empire
Diplomat
 
Posts: 515
Founded: Nov 25, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby The Great-German Empire » Tue Apr 21, 2020 10:53 pm

“You aren’t the only one with a mighty ability. Nothing can defeat my stand,『N E B E L』”

-S.K.M. Friedrich V, Kaiser der Deutschen
IC Name: Empire of Germany
Just your friendly neighborhood Weltmacht. Und Doch Gang | NS Stats are not used. Q&A if you need it!
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Unapologetic libertarian populist monarchism

Vossische Zeitung: The Chancellor, Baron Hartmann, announced in a rally that he will 'work tirelessly against the formation of a society of control' | Hungary edges out Germany 4-3 in Euro Cup final; Kaiser personally congratulates Hungarians for an 'exceptional' game | According to survey, 73% of Germans oppose an introduction of speed limits on major Autobahns

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Borinque
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: May 22, 2019
Democratic Socialists

Postby Borinque » Wed Apr 22, 2020 12:01 am

"Ay, callate, cabron -- y en garde!" Said the Cacique as he drew his sword, readying his old bones into a riposte.

(Oh shut up, fuckface!)
The Kingdom of Borinque: Tropical island chain with Spanish-speaking settlers and Taino tribes living peacefully under a Constitutional Monarchy. Exports the finest coffee, cigars, rum, media, and pharmaceuticals. Imports tourists, boats and clothes. Allied with Ourisio and Averzan in ISAF.

El Sonido FM- Sounds from the No. 1 Party Spot on Earth - Ziricanica!

Current Monarch: Cacique Arecan of House Ayanama

Other Ephemera Nations: Ourisio, Kalgin, Maante

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The Sladerstan
Envoy
 
Posts: 232
Founded: Jan 07, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Sladerstan » Wed Apr 22, 2020 12:03 am

*Aims revolver* "Stay 6 feet away or you're going 6 feet under." - Len Ryenshar

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Il Passione
Secretary
 
Posts: 31
Founded: Apr 09, 2020
Benevolent Dictatorship

Postby Il Passione » Wed Apr 22, 2020 12:11 am

The Sladerstan wrote:*Aims revolver* "Stay 6 feet away or you're going 6 feet under." - Len Ryenshar


"The time in which you would have surely turned me to Swiss cheese has been erased. Every action which took place within the last ten seconds was skipped and nullified. Hopefully this is painless for you."
~the Boss, going for a punch to the head.
Current year: 2000.
Since 1985, Passione has been one of the most powerful mafia syndicates and organized crime forces in Italy, possibly the world, despite having as little a 750 members, most of them gifted with extraordinary superpowers.

(This nation mainly relies on lore from the anime/manga series JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, specifically Part 5, Golden Wind. It also uses lore developed in the non-canon light novels Purple Haze Feedback and Golden Heart, Golden Ring, as well as the unrelated anime Black Lagoon. This also contains diverged lore, specifically that everyone can see and interact with stans, Giorno Giovanna never existed, and that Sorbet & Gelato never died nor investigated the boss due to conceded demands.)

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Raider Clans
Attaché
 
Posts: 83
Founded: Jun 08, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Raider Clans » Wed Apr 22, 2020 12:27 am

"You don't look like a do-gooder, but you're just as stupid as one!" - Raider Jack, as she pulls out multiple knives from unlikely places on her outfit
The Raider Clans: Voted most likely to run over your dog in a heavily modified 2003 Honda Civic!

anarchy 4 life
WE ARE NOT PIRATES
Use the preview button you apes!

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Legitimist Mirial
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Legitimist Mirial » Wed Apr 22, 2020 5:36 am

So you want to be a Jedi killer, do you? If you want your name to go down in history like those of Jango Fett, General Grievous, and Durge, allow me to give you a few pointers. Two, to be exact.
Barriss impales the raider with Ventress' lightsabers.
4:22: 7BBY Her Royal Highness has declared that a massive assault against collaborationist forces shall commence on Empire Day, two days from now. We have sent warnings to the people of target cities, illegible to stormtroopers, for them to evacuate before we attack. Hopefully, this assault will finally drive the Empire off our world.

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Il Passione
Secretary
 
Posts: 31
Founded: Apr 09, 2020
Benevolent Dictatorship

Postby Il Passione » Wed Apr 22, 2020 5:43 am

"The Force is something I would have loved to learn... though I'm sure there's no way of going around to it without compromising my identity. I think, for now, I'll be safe within the world of King Crimson."
~The Boss, appearing behind Barriss after she swiped at him with the lightsabers and he skipped time.
Current year: 2000.
Since 1985, Passione has been one of the most powerful mafia syndicates and organized crime forces in Italy, possibly the world, despite having as little a 750 members, most of them gifted with extraordinary superpowers.

(This nation mainly relies on lore from the anime/manga series JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, specifically Part 5, Golden Wind. It also uses lore developed in the non-canon light novels Purple Haze Feedback and Golden Heart, Golden Ring, as well as the unrelated anime Black Lagoon. This also contains diverged lore, specifically that everyone can see and interact with stans, Giorno Giovanna never existed, and that Sorbet & Gelato never died nor investigated the boss due to conceded demands.)

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The Auraverse
Secretary
 
Posts: 37
Founded: Aug 31, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Auraverse » Wed Apr 22, 2020 6:16 am

"Ooooh. Fancy. You know, I never really bothered messing around with time. Too many unforeseen consequences. What you do is curious, to say the least... but I would very much like those few seconds back. So return them."


-Dr. Ismael Hatlen, Director of the Azure Syndicate, as the surrounding space begins to warp and distend.

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The Azure Syndicate | The Grand Adatan Union | Sol's Children | TBA

A creative writing experiment. INCREDIBLY WIP, and will probably remain so for the forseeable future.
If you try to apply NS stats to this, then you probably can't read.

Featuring soul weaponization, rampant existential dread and a three-way power struggle between a band of technologically-ascendant scientists, a sprawling bureaucratic space polity and a nomadic sun-cult wielding precursor technology.

The Federated Soviets of North America wrote:Their leader redesigned the spleen

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Stanier
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 365
Founded: Aug 28, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Stanier » Wed Apr 22, 2020 8:42 am

*Tightly gripping her head to try and numb the pain she's now suffering given Hatlen's shoving her what could be considered as a variant of 'The Otherworld' for his own amusement, all while she is releasing a painful and blood-curling scream of her own because, man that hurts like a bitch*
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-MAKEITSTOP MAKEITSTOP-MAKE. IT. STOP. SOMEONE HELP! ME!"
- Kofuku, before passing out because who the fuck can stand that amount of suffering for more than half a minute

*An attack by Kako is simply being blinded by a flashlight being turned off and on in quick succession right up your eyes, or being thrown flares or random, heavy objects such as crates, TVs, etc
Call me Lima
Italic text with mostly lower case letters = I'm joking.
Stanier is set in 2016 and it's stuck there 'till I can finish this lore.
NS stats are used, but policies aren't.
Slowly learning Italian

La Voce di Stanier, Gennaio 2016: Felice Anno Nuovo! The new year opens with Akira Shinoda, Commissioner from Porto Nippòn, being inaugurated as Lead Commissioner of Stanier|150,000 new pensioners have been added to the national pension plan proposed by Pres. Montemaggiore, most of them are people suffering from special disabilities|Kofuku Kasei, secretary to the Vice-Presidency, admits needing to cover for VP Barbaro in a recent press conference because he overslept.

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Kjalaara
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 145
Founded: Sep 28, 2017
Mother Knows Best State

Postby Kjalaara » Wed Apr 22, 2020 8:56 am

"Did you just throw a TV set? I'm impressed."

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Valentine Z
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 8062
Founded: Nov 08, 2015
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Valentine Z » Wed Apr 22, 2020 9:29 am

Stanier wrote:*Tightly gripping her head to try and numb the pain she's now suffering given Hatlen's shoving her what could be considered as a variant of 'The Otherworld' for his own amusement, all while she is releasing a painful and blood-curling scream of her own because, man that hurts like a bitch*
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-MAKEITSTOP MAKEITSTOP-MAKE. IT. STOP. SOMEONE HELP! ME!"
- Kofuku, before passing out because who the fuck can stand that amount of suffering for more than half a minute

*An attack by Kako is simply being blinded by a flashlight being turned off and on in quick succession right up your eyes, or being thrown flares or random, heavy objects such as crates, TVs, etc

Valentijn “De Sierlijke en Vrij Valkyrie General ov Valentine Z” Samantha Maxwell Delta Weston Stijn Angelus Tracey Mitchell Tristian Marnix Basilisk Lewis Hyatt X. Constantine Sein Lin Zaw Naing: Ahh, shit! I can't see a thing! >< [Vision recovery a few seconds later] Owwww, what the shit, did you just throw a TV at me?! Kako, could you stop- hey, whoa! [Valentijn was grabbed by his hand and dragged a few meters across the ground] Ohhhh, thank goodness for the armor protecting me from the burns. What's got into you, lady? Jeeez, did you had a spat with my wife? [Looks at Kja] And you! Don't even think about it, you little shit! I had just enough for one day.
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If you are reading my sig, I want you to have the best day ever ! You are worth it, do not let anyone get you down !
Glory to De Geweldige Sierlijke Katachtige Utopia en Zijne Autonome Machten ov Valentine Z !
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Clarissa mistaken for Smurf/Avatar: 10
Valentijn called She: 40
If above = 50, make him a Lesbian.

• Eat my fking tranquility. - Zenyatta
• Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.
• World Map is a cat playing with Australia.

• Am I a pretty girl?

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Legitimist Mirial
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Legitimist Mirial » Wed Apr 22, 2020 12:09 pm

Valentijn is holding a gun to Barriss' neck. Before he can fire, however, he is impaled by one of the lightsabers stolen from Assajj Ventress.
Well, I guess that armor doesn't protect against lightsabers. Who knew?
4:22: 7BBY Her Royal Highness has declared that a massive assault against collaborationist forces shall commence on Empire Day, two days from now. We have sent warnings to the people of target cities, illegible to stormtroopers, for them to evacuate before we attack. Hopefully, this assault will finally drive the Empire off our world.

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Bloodshade
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 468
Founded: May 28, 2017
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Bloodshade » Wed Apr 22, 2020 1:00 pm

Valentine Z wrote:Valentijn “De Sierlijke en Vrij Valkyrie General ov Valentine Z” Samantha Maxwell Delta Weston Stijn Angelus Tracey Mitchell Tristian Marnix Basilisk Lewis Hyatt X. Constantine Sein Lin Zaw Naing: Ahh, shit! I can't see a thing! >< [Vision recovery a few seconds later] Owwww, what the shit, did you just throw a TV at me?! Kako, could you stop- hey, whoa! [Valentijn was grabbed by his hand and dragged a few meters across the ground] Ohhhh, thank goodness for the armor protecting me from the burns. What's got into you, lady? Jeeez, did you had a spat with my wife? [Looks at Kja] And you! Don't even think about it, you little shit! I had just enough for one day.


"This is very uncharacteristic of you, Mr. Valentijn! Don't make me resort to violence. I have no quarrels with you!"

As soon as Ambrosia wrapped up that statement, she ends up being pummeled into the ground by the lumbering giant. Her body's awash with uncontrollable rage as she thrusts his fist away with her own physical prowess, forcing Valentijn to stumble backwards

"I told you but you won't listen! I'm going to have to knock you around, big man." - Ambrosia

A bright flash of light emanates from her hands, blinding him and allowing her to follow up with a swift but powerful kick aimed at his leg, in an attempt to trip him up.

"The bigger the are, the harder they fall, Val!"


AN: "I'm not exactly phased by your little toy, sweetheart. Try your best. You're not going to bring me down with whatever you're holding in your arms. I'll blast you away before you even come close." - Ambrosia
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Galactic Federation of Bloodshade
A Future-Tech civilisation that survived the destruction of its now long-gone homeworld and is attempting to consolidate its place in the stars, all the while avoiding getting its ass kicked around.



Bloodshade Broadcasting Company | Talking black cat saved from a suspicious house fire by heroic G.E.B director, Victoria Hoffmeister | Octavian forces have engaged in Sildorian Space. Population ecstatic and worried about result |

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Karkosa
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Nov 03, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby Karkosa » Wed Apr 22, 2020 1:10 pm

I knew it. Not a surprise at all. I knew that exactly that would happen. It was too obvious her death was just too dramatic.'Alas finally I have met my end!' No one dies like that, not even a Vampire. Damn it why did I check instead of running away?
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Arkeyana
Minister
 
Posts: 2386
Founded: Mar 21, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Arkeyana » Wed Apr 22, 2020 1:52 pm

Bloodshade wrote:Hashi would like to know your location for immediate snippage


"Ambrosia, dear. I'm not entirely sure where this aggressive approach came from. Did I inadvertently offend you? My dearest apologies. Unfortunately, this inconvenience protruding from my midriff has got to go."

-Utopian Avatar, breaking off the sword it was stabbed with at the hilt as the embedded blade begins sinking into its body before the wound it left closes.

ninja'd

Karkosa:

"An impotent leader, just as impotent at combat? Shame, and this bullet was so finely crafted as well. Would you like it back?"

-Utopian Avatar, right before flicking a bullet fired from Nayland's revolver back at him.
WE ARE CLOSED
Lore Consolidation in Progress

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Il Passione
Secretary
 
Posts: 31
Founded: Apr 09, 2020
Benevolent Dictatorship

Postby Il Passione » Wed Apr 22, 2020 3:23 pm

"You're certainly a powerful entity, I'll give you that... your forms intimidate you greatly. But there's one thing you lack, one thing that could save you from all this... you have no idea what my King Crimson is capable of."
~The Boss, disappearing after skipping 10 seconds of time to an unknown location nearby...
Current year: 2000.
Since 1985, Passione has been one of the most powerful mafia syndicates and organized crime forces in Italy, possibly the world, despite having as little a 750 members, most of them gifted with extraordinary superpowers.

(This nation mainly relies on lore from the anime/manga series JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, specifically Part 5, Golden Wind. It also uses lore developed in the non-canon light novels Purple Haze Feedback and Golden Heart, Golden Ring, as well as the unrelated anime Black Lagoon. This also contains diverged lore, specifically that everyone can see and interact with stans, Giorno Giovanna never existed, and that Sorbet & Gelato never died nor investigated the boss due to conceded demands.)

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Kjalaara
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 145
Founded: Sep 28, 2017
Mother Knows Best State

Postby Kjalaara » Wed Apr 22, 2020 3:40 pm

"The density of assassination attempts is becoming an annoyance. It is time for some disproportional response. I should level a few cities."

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Aeritai
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1675
Founded: Oct 25, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Aeritai » Wed Apr 22, 2020 7:17 pm

"Whoa! Is that how you treat other Ambassadors ma'am? If so we might as well cancel this diplomatic meeting."-Ambassador Alex Ha'mil.
Hello everybody Aeritai here! Most of you guys might know me as Area 6-Z or Sundoria, but from now on I will only be using this nation and Area 6-Z for F7 purposes. So no more Sundoria!
Note: If my replies to you in F7 are low-effort or I made a mistake please let know! I want to better myself when it comes to responding to others!
I am a Human Male

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Il Passione
Secretary
 
Posts: 31
Founded: Apr 09, 2020
Benevolent Dictatorship

Postby Il Passione » Wed Apr 22, 2020 7:39 pm

"My apologies if you were meaning to challenge me to a duel. Unfortunately, honor is meaningless when it comes to securing your ambitions."
~the Boss.
Current year: 2000.
Since 1985, Passione has been one of the most powerful mafia syndicates and organized crime forces in Italy, possibly the world, despite having as little a 750 members, most of them gifted with extraordinary superpowers.

(This nation mainly relies on lore from the anime/manga series JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, specifically Part 5, Golden Wind. It also uses lore developed in the non-canon light novels Purple Haze Feedback and Golden Heart, Golden Ring, as well as the unrelated anime Black Lagoon. This also contains diverged lore, specifically that everyone can see and interact with stans, Giorno Giovanna never existed, and that Sorbet & Gelato never died nor investigated the boss due to conceded demands.)

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Tethys 13
Diplomat
 
Posts: 738
Founded: Dec 05, 2007
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Tethys 13 » Thu Apr 23, 2020 12:33 am

Il Passione wrote:"My apologies if you were meaning to challenge me to a duel. Unfortunately, honor is meaningless when it comes to securing your ambitions."
~the Boss.


"Hey, thanks for trying to kill me! The Honours I will earn from your death will go a long way towards securing my ambitions! Now if you'll just sit sti-
-ll... wait, where did you go and why is my nose broken?"
- Liberty zho Stormblast
The Spacefaring Warrior Armada of Tethys 13
Population: >23 Billion
Leaders: The 13 Fleet Representatives
We use Nationstates statistics, with some artistic license.

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Zitravgrad
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1164
Founded: Sep 27, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Zitravgrad » Fri Apr 24, 2020 7:27 am

[covers one half of his face virtually blown off in an impact]
"You should know that I liked it better when your fleet was still run by a cat in captain's hat. Nostalgia."


Signed with due regards -- His Excellency, Kazimir Ivanovich Miroslavsky
Premier of the United Federation of Zitravgrad, Commander-in-Chief of Zitravgradian Armed Forces, Director of National Law Enforcement Committee
❄ ❄ United Federation of Zitravgrad ❄ ❄
PMT post-revolution, nuclear-ravaged crowned republic in post-imperialism retro futuristic universe -- not in IRL world. Mixed market, social democratic oligarchy with technocratic ideals and cultural nationalism parading powerless church and monarchy. A nation of PTSD hidden under the mask of complete normalcy, while other masks are those of police state and stratocracy. Sometimes, we keep the wasteland shut and pretend it isn't there. On its way to cope with reality, the new Roaring Twenties arrives with aesthetics, drama and depression. | Dispatch of Cats (Closed)

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Kjalaara
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 145
Founded: Sep 28, 2017
Mother Knows Best State

Postby Kjalaara » Fri Apr 24, 2020 7:34 am

"Why is my screen turning black? Is it supposed to do that? I hope there is still warranty."

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Free Port of Cristina
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Jun 17, 2017
Anarchy

Postby Free Port of Cristina » Fri Apr 24, 2020 8:47 am

"Initiate all counter-attack measaures. Let's keep them out of the city borders and our sky free. Convene our well armed people to protect their wards. And may the good God help us all"
Help fight against police brutality! (by Sho).

The Free Port of Cristina is a sovereign city-state, country and a microstate. The country is a free economic zone where companies are taxed very lightly to encourage economic activity.

Constitutional Monarchy • Capitalist • Eastern Christian Orthodox • Tech level: MT • Timeline: 2020

(Except for Population and GDP, NS stats are mostly used)

Build your yurt here on Eurth

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Valentine Z
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 8062
Founded: Nov 08, 2015
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Valentine Z » Fri Apr 24, 2020 12:22 pm

(It's obviously non-canon for... reasons!)

Exuberant Superintendent T-2000/2904-3 Surveillant Clarissa Alanis Star Breya « La Amoureux Chéri » Millie Taissa Butterfly Mélody Coraline Jolijn Trini Clementine Hollie Samantha Zeta Harumi: I was just trying to talk to them, maybe to take a break and relax a little, and talk to friends and people around me, but motherfucker, did THAT sting! If it wasn't for my happy-go-lucky attitude shit, I would have killed someone by the time I am done, but motherfucking cunt-arse, my directives are restricting me and not letting me get the job done! I could do nothing but give them a shitty hug for trying to attack me, but in reality, I should have fucked them up so.
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Valentine Z GIF Flag (Improved!)
De Valentian CV.
Flag Bracket - 1st for Mk I! 2nd for Mk II!
Issues Thread 4th in Gen Sec

The Sixty! Opinions Deposit! Valentian Stories! Gwen's Adventures! Cat Anthem! Valentian News.
If you are reading my sig, I want you to have the best day ever ! You are worth it, do not let anyone get you down !
Glory to De Geweldige Sierlijke Katachtige Utopia en Zijne Autonome Machten ov Valentine Z !
Q & A Here! | Heights of NS! | F7 Etiquette

Clarissa mistaken for Smurf/Avatar: 10
Valentijn called She: 40
If above = 50, make him a Lesbian.

• Eat my fking tranquility. - Zenyatta
• Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.
• World Map is a cat playing with Australia.

• Am I a pretty girl?

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Kathol Rift
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 420
Founded: Mar 12, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Kathol Rift » Fri Apr 24, 2020 12:24 pm

“Hay! What the hell was that for? I thought you were friendlier than that. My turn now!”
-Kayla Verdika, getting ready to get revenge for the sudden attack
| As a nerd, I do use NS stats | the three B’s: Big Guns, Big Robots, Big Tanks |

I’m a Christian. I don’t try to convert people or threaten hellfire and brimstone, I just try to be a good person and a Christian, and hope that’s good enough.

I do happen to be a straight white male, and my Dad is a policeman, so feel free to call me bigoted just because of how I was born. I’ll gladly ignore you and bask in the irony. That being said, I don’t want to argue about things like this.

I’m an aspiring author. I’m working on a book right now, actually. Feel free to ask me about it if you want your head filled with useless facts about its universe.


Racism is bad, everyone. But hating all cops is just as bad. Let’s try to accept everyone.

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