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New Banana
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 7
Founded: Apr 18, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby New Banana » Mon Apr 20, 2020 12:13 am

"Ouch! What was that for? I give you one Snow Ferret and one Cookies and Milk! Ah well okay,I forgive you because you're a Lady."
-Chairman,Mr.Joseph.

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The Krirken Swarm
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Feb 18, 2019
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Krirken Swarm » Mon Apr 20, 2020 1:04 am

"Sigh, this is why you can't trust xenos."
–Swarm Queen Khik'an the Unifier before slamming him so hard into the ceiling it cracks.
Puppet of and in canon with The Zravvisk
Once a hiveminded insectiod alien swarm, now a insectiod alien swarm with a lot more backstabbing.
Practically everything is WIP.

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Yegla Islands
Envoy
 
Posts: 234
Founded: Oct 19, 2016
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Yegla Islands » Mon Apr 20, 2020 4:30 am

"A commendable effort. But I have lived through harder impacts. And you will not get a chance at another throw."


-Dmitri Rasputin, Vozhd of Yegla Islands, brushing bits of plaster off his suit as he is shrouded in black smoke.
     

Dictator-backed dedication to absolute civil freedoms, ultrabureaucratic pseudo-socialism and heavily-armed neutrality.
Fueled by PMT/FanT dieselpunk schizotech, eldritch red tape and snazzy neo-cold war aesthetics on a broken continent.


Our HistoryOur MilitaryOur GovernmentOur CitiesOur GeographyOur LeaderOur "Magic"Themes & TunesFor those wishing to invade

This nation uses NS stats. Sort of. In a general kind of way. Canon policies may be found here.

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Youstania Firksnerio
Secretary
 
Posts: 40
Founded: Mar 17, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby Youstania Firksnerio » Mon Apr 20, 2020 5:47 am

"So, That's how it is."
-grabs AK-47
-pulls trigger
An Alternate History Democratic Syndicalist Anglo-German Union
    Arbeitersendung Syndikat:Washington Falls, National Union of America surrenders|WW3 ends in Anglo-German Victory|America divided into multiple nations

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Karkosa
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Nov 03, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby Karkosa » Mon Apr 20, 2020 5:54 am

*smiles and nodds profesionally switches bis mic off and whispers to the interpreter* Did they just attack me? I mean personally? That's rude.

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Daimonica
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 24
Founded: Sep 17, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Daimonica » Mon Apr 20, 2020 4:32 pm

Karkosa wrote:*smiles and nodds profesionally switches bis mic off and whispers to the interpreter* Did they just attack me? I mean personally? That's rude.


"INSUFFERABLE CRETIN, I WILL SPLATTER YOUR GRAY MATTER ACROSS THIS DIMENSION!"
- Archdemon Wrath
We're not Hell, damn it.
Q&A

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The Auraverse
Secretary
 
Posts: 37
Founded: Aug 31, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Auraverse » Mon Apr 20, 2020 4:41 pm

"You know, I'm technically qualified to provide anger management classes. Alternatively, I could give back all that kinetic energy you just put into trying to hit me. Your choice, really. I don't want it."


-Dr. Ismael Hatlen, Director of the Azure Syndicate

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The Azure Syndicate | The Grand Adatan Union | Sol's Children | TBA

A creative writing experiment. INCREDIBLY WIP, and will probably remain so for the forseeable future.
If you try to apply NS stats to this, then you probably can't read.

Featuring soul weaponization, rampant existential dread and a three-way power struggle between a band of technologically-ascendant scientists, a sprawling bureaucratic space polity and a nomadic sun-cult wielding precursor technology.

The Federated Soviets of North America wrote:Their leader redesigned the spleen

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Kjalaara
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 145
Founded: Sep 28, 2017
Mother Knows Best State

Postby Kjalaara » Mon Apr 20, 2020 9:38 pm

"Dispose this corpse! I had to put this beast down it was attacking its master."

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The Flying Hand
Secretary
 
Posts: 30
Founded: Jan 29, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Flying Hand » Mon Apr 20, 2020 11:13 pm

The menacing cracking of finger joints as The Hand forms an enormous, 90 feet large fist.
The Hand zooms around the world and crushes one person with its index finger every day. It is immune to all damage, and is always slightly faster than you.

Squishing NSers since 2016
Trollzyn the Infinite wrote:
Nakena wrote:
It's her aura and personality that attracts people.


The aura and personality of Darth Vader is attractive to people?

Well, hey, whatever you're into.

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Alpes a Septentrionali Imperium
Envoy
 
Posts: 265
Founded: Jan 20, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Alpes a Septentrionali Imperium » Mon Apr 20, 2020 11:43 pm

" Hmm, why did it get dar... Oh, Seigneur" -Matthieu XV
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I'll put an actual signature here later, but here are some important links.

Welcome to The Alpes a Septentrionali Imperium, a nation where I brutalize and adapt Latin and French History to my needs to get my Ultraroyalist Absolutist French Monarchy with a vaguely French-sounding fictional royal family to work.

Don't ask about the flag, it has something to do with RMB RP that I'm involved with.
Leader * Overview[Perpetual WIP] * Military * Ask me questitons

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Skyhooked
Senator
 
Posts: 3950
Founded: Mar 18, 2016
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Skyhooked » Tue Apr 21, 2020 1:16 am

*sigh* "Ya' ain't the first dude to attempt this... Now, prepare for a headache."-Shawn Bjornson swinging his warclub at the opponent.
Skyhooked is MT/PMT with a few FT elements. Military is factbook only. NS stats are mostly non canon.
If you wanna know more about this haven of sin: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=418281&start=1

Our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches and tons of souvenirs. And our current special: PL-74 Plasma rifle 25% discount!

Refreshing News:
Skyhooked is at war with Octavia, still holding agaisnt endless hordes of robots, vampires and traitors of humanity!/Global Defense Council was formed to help Earth hold agaisnt invasion./Luckily, we survived long enough and forces of Mandate of Humanity have arrived. (https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=484352)

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Karkosa
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Nov 03, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby Karkosa » Tue Apr 21, 2020 1:19 am

Stop it big man I thought they were genuine I'm as much a victim in this as you are.

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Aviz Portugal
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Posts: 75
Founded: Jun 23, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Aviz Portugal » Tue Apr 21, 2020 7:43 am

"As you should be, mister. Even if I'm a short lady by your standards, I know how to fight with the basics"
-HRM Isabella II
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The Commonwealth Of Aviz Portugal
"Now and forever, United we are greater"
HRM, Isabella II
News Cycle:Comment latest.

No NS Stats Are Used

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Daimonica
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 24
Founded: Sep 17, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Daimonica » Tue Apr 21, 2020 3:14 pm

Aviz Portugal wrote:"As you should be, mister. Even if I'm a short lady by your standards, I know how to fight with the basics"
-HRM Isabella II


"I WILL RIP OUT YOUR HEART AND FEAST ON YOUR SOUL FOR YOUR INSOLENCE, PUNY MORTAL!"
- Archdemon Wrath
We're not Hell, damn it.
Q&A

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UIS Leviathan
Envoy
 
Posts: 230
Founded: Nov 16, 2016
Father Knows Best State

Postby UIS Leviathan » Tue Apr 21, 2020 3:17 pm

“I can’t believe you’ve had to resort to such personal attacks on my character. Though I suppose that’s befitting someone with anger issues.”
- Capt. James W. Richard
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Legitimist Mirial
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Legitimist Mirial » Tue Apr 21, 2020 3:49 pm

Ignites Ventress' lightsabers.
Admiral, how rude - and foolish - of you!
4:22: 7BBY Her Royal Highness has declared that a massive assault against collaborationist forces shall commence on Empire Day, two days from now. We have sent warnings to the people of target cities, illegible to stormtroopers, for them to evacuate before we attack. Hopefully, this assault will finally drive the Empire off our world.

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Wardie land
Diplomat
 
Posts: 720
Founded: Jul 18, 2012
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Wardie land » Tue Apr 21, 2020 5:38 pm

"I thought Jedi were not supposed to attack unprovoked."

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(-_Q) If you support Capitalism put this in your Signature

Wardie land - A right-wing, monarchist, patriotic, Protestant, Confederate-supporting, libertarian, laissez-faire, anti-Communist, anti-Bolshevik, anti-Socialist, anti-Fascist British-descended Capitalist empire located in the Pacific.


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Surrealist Patagonia
Secretary
 
Posts: 27
Founded: Oct 07, 2019
Democratic Socialists

Postby Surrealist Patagonia » Tue Apr 21, 2020 5:48 pm

"Yes, let go of your anger. For violence is a beautiful expression from the unconscious thought and is a catharsis to repressed emotions."
~ Konrad Svoboda, Le Patron of the Most Surreal Confederation of Patagonia
The Surrealist Confederacy of Patagonia ~~~ Mad Max vehicles, orgies and parties, avant-garde art, futurism, syndicalism, the New Man, general strikes, the glorification of violence, spiritual nationalism, esoteric occultism, CIA spooks, Spartanian homosexuality, public sodomy, and more
    Triomphe du Surréalisme (1968)
  • There's only emptiness and senselessness under the red eagle. Deprived of monke and meaning, Le Patron is at a precipice. Any sooner, his mind is going to crack and Patagonia will scream.
  • For every good reply, Dirlewanger will spare a child. Starting now: 44

Vox Populi: *Radio static*

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Il Passione
Secretary
 
Posts: 31
Founded: Apr 09, 2020
Benevolent Dictatorship

Postby Il Passione » Tue Apr 21, 2020 5:54 pm

"It is unclear why you desire to take me down, Mr. Svoboda. Your anarchist ideology would have made us wonderful allies, have you not gone out of your way to find out my identity. Thus, I shall let you discuss this further with my Stand, King Crimson."
~the Boss
Current year: 2000.
Since 1985, Passione has been one of the most powerful mafia syndicates and organized crime forces in Italy, possibly the world, despite having as little a 750 members, most of them gifted with extraordinary superpowers.

(This nation mainly relies on lore from the anime/manga series JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, specifically Part 5, Golden Wind. It also uses lore developed in the non-canon light novels Purple Haze Feedback and Golden Heart, Golden Ring, as well as the unrelated anime Black Lagoon. This also contains diverged lore, specifically that everyone can see and interact with stans, Giorno Giovanna never existed, and that Sorbet & Gelato never died nor investigated the boss due to conceded demands.)

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Tarchuna and Ravenna
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 359
Founded: Dec 10, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Tarchuna and Ravenna » Tue Apr 21, 2020 5:56 pm

“You may recall from some research on me that I have beaten several assassins to death with my bare hands. And I have a saber. Prepare to die.”

-Honorius III Constantine, Grand Western Emperor, as the rasp of a blade sliding from a scabbard is heard.
ELITE CROSSBOWMEN FOR HIRE and HIGH-QUALITY SLAVES FOR SALE:

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MOD EDIT: I got smacked by moderation for flaming in my sig! Oops, I should really go and review the site rules when I return from my ragequit.

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Uvoan
Attaché
 
Posts: 88
Founded: Apr 19, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Uvoan » Tue Apr 21, 2020 5:58 pm

"Oh. Look. The barbarian tries to prove itself worthy of death. Come again when you've accomplished something, as you are barely worth the response at the moment, Kinti."
-Zkto' Zovban
Kinti - Child
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Coryanhafflaruda
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 187
Founded: Jan 24, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Coryanhafflaruda » Tue Apr 21, 2020 6:00 pm

" Why did you try to attack me? I have no intentions to hurt you!"


BN: Alex has Dragons

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Arkeyana
Minister
 
Posts: 2386
Founded: Mar 21, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Arkeyana » Tue Apr 21, 2020 8:01 pm

"Dragons, hm? I must say, I always admired the mythical beasts. A shame they're a nuisance in the flesh."

"Mr. Nolyab, this risk you took was calculated, but evidently math is not one of your strong suits. I'm afraid to inform you that your permit to remain within Federation Space has been revoked. You have thirty hours to leave, and if you aren't gone by then, I will come for you. And I will find you."


-Utopian Avatar, as Alex's Dragons slump to the ground, dead with no visible cause.
WE ARE CLOSED
Lore Consolidation in Progress

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Gary Montgomery Stu
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 9
Founded: Mar 25, 2020
Father Knows Best State

Postby Gary Montgomery Stu » Tue Apr 21, 2020 8:05 pm

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“Hold up Booker, I have to detach the head of our Utopia friend here, it’ll be great for me to play with...no not that "play" I mean experimentation! Damn it these dirty minds...”
- Lance Finley
The Plunderphonicgasms of Gary Montgomery Stu
An ever-expanding multidimensional polity ruled under the Council of a Thousand Garies; environmentally-friendly, futuristic-esque, eco-solar-punk cities are a common visual in this crazed part of the meta verse; Catch this hot and spicy Meme-ball

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Il Passione
Secretary
 
Posts: 31
Founded: Apr 09, 2020
Benevolent Dictatorship

Postby Il Passione » Tue Apr 21, 2020 9:14 pm

"You know, I haven't seen such an instantaneous and creative person since I learned of Risotto... nonetheless, it will not keep you safe from my ability."
~the Boss, summoning King Crimson.
Current year: 2000.
Since 1985, Passione has been one of the most powerful mafia syndicates and organized crime forces in Italy, possibly the world, despite having as little a 750 members, most of them gifted with extraordinary superpowers.

(This nation mainly relies on lore from the anime/manga series JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, specifically Part 5, Golden Wind. It also uses lore developed in the non-canon light novels Purple Haze Feedback and Golden Heart, Golden Ring, as well as the unrelated anime Black Lagoon. This also contains diverged lore, specifically that everyone can see and interact with stans, Giorno Giovanna never existed, and that Sorbet & Gelato never died nor investigated the boss due to conceded demands.)

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