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Your reaction to AN's news

PostPosted: Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:38 pm
by Zitravgrad
News in signature is getting popular! :p So maybe we should broadcast our news here. The reaction can be both IC or OOC.

Nation A:
"There is no news above me." - President A

"Earlier today, the police arrest 3 teenagers for spraying paint on the dog in the park." - DailyNews


Nation B:
"It's animal abuse. They deserve it." - Prime Minister B

"Following the latest legislation, our country now bans wearing red shoes on Sunday." - Capital's Today


Nation C:
"Why would they do that?" - Chancellor C

"Yesterday, NanoSoft corporation released the new ePhone 11." - Box News


No one above me. :p

"After two months of protests in Zone 4-5 (Soroyevna, Tamkatska), the Ministry of Energy declares that the plan to construct a new nuclear power plant will be postponed and re-written. It appears that the initial plan was written during the time of Act of Atheism and involved the demolishing of a small church in the area."
- Providenska's Herald

PostPosted: Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:41 pm
by Kemalist Turkey
"Hmm? I hope things will go out smoothly."
- President Gen. Ozturk


See our signature

PostPosted: Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:43 pm
by Darysopelagia
“So stupid...”
-Her Imperial Majesty, Queen-Empress Umiko Kitiara Hirohito
See signature as well.

PostPosted: Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:44 pm
by Hazukenia
Demeaning!
Hazuken: That's what these revolters deserve!

Edit: Crap! Got n8nja'd!

Randomly picked: Education Minister Ergilles announces education reform for 2020

PostPosted: Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:45 pm
by Zipangese Star Empire
"Nice.. I guess?" - Shogun Mitsurugi Meiya

Read the signature for news.

PostPosted: Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:47 pm
by Hazukenia
Zipangese Star Empire wrote:"Nice.. I guess?" - Shogun Mitsurugi Meiya

Read the signature for news.

Retribution, I reckon.

Regarding the reforms, education in Hazukenia come 2020 will get stricter, more 21st century and definitely more Hazuken-ier.

PostPosted: Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:49 pm
by Kemalist Turkey
"It ain't going to increase literacy rates or anything."
- Ozturk


See signature

PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2018 12:04 am
by Zitravgrad
"This... this is hysterical."
- Kazimir Ivanovich Miroslavsky

:blink:
- Me


"After two months of protests in Zone 4-5 (Soroyevna, Tamkatska), the Ministry of Energy declares that the plan to construct a new nuclear power plant will be postponed and re-written. It appears that the initial plan was written during the time of Act of Atheism and involved the demolishing of a small church in the area."
- Providenska's Herald

PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2018 12:07 am
by Hazukenia
Okay, where does the power plant go to?

Ban on Christmas and other religious holidays extended another 10 years. The ban was first enacted on 25 December 1987.

PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2018 12:28 am
by Darysopelagia
“Eh, not surprised.”
-Her Imperial Majesty, Queen-Empress Umiko Kitiara Hirohito
See signature as well.

PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2018 12:34 am
by Free American Empire-
"Haha, you landed in Hawaii by accident, haha."
Father America


See in the signature.

PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2018 4:39 am
by Zitravgrad
"More wars to come, it seems... and it is no surprise to me that your governing system will generate traitors from time to time."
- Kazimir Ivanovich Miroslavsky


"A survey in 2017 shows that dogs are the most common pet in Zitravgrad, especially in the countryside. This number might come from the huskies kept to pull sledges during winter."

PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2018 4:42 am
by Stanier
Nice, I would like that to happen over here though.


Look at the signature

PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2018 4:47 am
by Free American Empire-
''See? The more complicated technology gets, the more vulnerable it is! Most of our robots are less vulnerable, because they are programmed only for fighting in battlefront.''
Father America


https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=951061 There are some news as well.

PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2018 5:20 am
by Dawetid
"Not surprising."
- President Quark Hsuan-doong


see signature

PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2018 5:24 am
by Persagonia
"That's tragic. I wouldn't comment on the exact nature and characteristic of the perpetrators. It's a despicable act, simply said."
- President Amir Khatami


"The Persagonian government agrees to deploy its own brigade of Ground Force soldiers to Somalia to help the Somalian government and AMISOM's efforts in fighting the Islamist terror group, Al-Shabab."
- Ettela'at News

PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2018 5:45 am
by Russian Empire-
''I didn't think, that I would say that, but... Go, Persagonia! Crush those Islamic wackos.''
Immortal Tsar


See the signature.

PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2018 5:52 am
by Terra Britania
"Reenacting the fall of Berlin, hm? I wonder if it's complete with tanks, shelling, rubble, and suicidal conscript charges? Maybe I'll watch it from here."
- The Author

See sig below... there's three in there, so take your pick.

PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2018 5:58 am
by Dawetid
"Finally someone knows the right thing to do."
- President Quark Hsuan-doong (on attack of Kaaba)


see signature

PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2018 6:08 am
by Elvectica
"You see, this is why protests cause nothing but trouble. The people don't deserve a voice"
-Her ESTEEMED Majesty Queen Marianne Bordeaux the II of Imperial Elvectica


See link in siggy

PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2018 6:12 am
by Stanier
"What a f***in' mess, can't just somebody shoot the broad and end this bulls***?" - Don Sing Scaletta


Look at my Sig.

PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2018 6:12 am
by Free American Empire-
''Good luck, Marianne. I don't really like monarchy- the fate of British crown proves that, but at least you are better than that liberal Adecyn, who is more like a political figurehead, and celebrity, and parliament does the job, that is supposed to be monarch's!''
Father America

AN: ''May you not connect to internet back so soon.''
Father America



https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=951061 There

PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2018 6:20 am
by Hazukenia
Both: My, oh my!

On the evening of 5 January 2018, three Hakuzens were killed in arson attack in the Hazukenopolis suburb of Kehakho. 21-year old dental student Ozigel Fekkyr of Tambrel, Folo has been arrested in his home and is currently being suspected as the arsonist from eye-witness accounts. If found guilty, he will face the death sentence and will be hung on Saturday morning, the 13th of January.

PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2018 6:49 am
by Persagonia
"Now, let's hope the hanging won't be a public one. Reminds me of certain nations in our world and region..."
- President and National Chief Amir Khatami


"Inflation rates drop to 4.2% as of January 2018 after last years' 5.8%. One of the lowest country's history with the highest inflation rate being 34% in 1979 after the Iranian Revolution. The future looks promising, said a Persagonian economist from the University of Tehran."
- Ettela'at Finance News

PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2018 8:21 am
by Darysopelagia
“Sounds good for them.”
-Her Imperial Majesty, Queen-Empress Umiko Kitiara Hirohito
See signature as well.