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Stanier
Envoy
 
Posts: 286
Founded: Aug 28, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Stanier » Tue Jan 16, 2018 11:36 pm

Are they already fighting it or they are just simply letting it grow?


Full version of what there is in the signature:
"After a six hour session in the legislature, The Commission has decided to change a multitude of titles to various government officials, the president and the vice-president included; the president is now referred as "Don", and the vice-president is referred as "Sotto capo", this has generated mixed reactions in the government, from a simple "Sounds good to me" stated by Ennio Barbaro to a "Who came up with this crazy idea?, this is not a literal crime family" exclaimed by Sing Scaletta; "many changes to come" says Marco Salieri, lead commissioner.

- Stanierian News Broadcasting
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Undergoing retconning.
Call me Lima
NS stats are used, except when contradicted by yours truly in the factbooks
Slowly learning Italian
OOC (Actual political opinions here)
If it won't hurt a dog it won't hurt you.

Stanierian News Broadcasting: OOC: Now I gotta create the new, actual leaders. Ay ay ay.

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Halsen Tan
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 9
Founded: Jan 16, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Halsen Tan » Tue Jan 16, 2018 11:50 pm

Whoever came up with the title must be on drugs.


Merridan News Agency Report:

A rather strange bread has become a trend of the country's youth, who constantly takes pictures and selfies alike, with the said bread.

"The bread we have here is no like others." Claimed Watson Richard, the Breadologist of Barren University. "The colors and textures has been proven to give a unique sensation to its owner, therefore should be no surprise that those who possess such items would be obsessed with it."

According to one of the stores in the city, the item has a prize tag of 6999 Calvins, equivalent of approximately 100,000 NSD. Despite the cost, many sacrificed their lunch budgets to obtain such valuable objects in hopes of getting into trends and become "relevant".
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The Republic of Halsen Tan, known for independent mind set, economy-driven minds, guns, three door hatchbacks and a huge obsession with breads.

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Darysopelagia
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 6
Founded: Dec 07, 2017
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Darysopelagia » Tue Jan 16, 2018 11:57 pm

“They must’ve taken pride with some loaf of bread...”
-Her Imperial Majesty, Queen-Empress Umiko Kitiara Hirohito
See sig
❂ The Deep Sea Pacific Empire of Darysopelagia ❂

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Terra Britania
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 462
Founded: Jan 02, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby Terra Britania » Tue Jan 16, 2018 11:58 pm

"Bread selfies? Breadologist? A hundred thousand dollars?! Okay, that's too bloody much... I'm ashamed of my generation."
- King-Emperor James IV

Editing... please wait

"By accident, hm?" *giggle* "Nice."
- King-Emperor James IV

See sig. There's three in there, so take a pick.
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♔ Kingdom of Great Britain || British Empire ♔
MT global empire set in 2018. Terra Britania is an OOC name. NS statistics are not used.
Factbooks - Overview - Canon Universe
BBC News: James IV, royal family, other high officials begin handing out sweets to trick-or-treaters in front of Buckingham Palace; Labour party leader Desmond Peterson calls king an "attention whore" in Twitter | 1st and 2nd of November officially declared bank holidays; shopping centres prepare for large customer volume | "No. China will not be allowed to join the Eurasian Union." firmly states EU spokesman, Njord Anderssen
(unofficial) Theme | Current flag waifu: Jeanne Alter, from Fate/Grand Order

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Elvectica
Diplomat
 
Posts: 531
Founded: Sep 11, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Elvectica » Wed Jan 17, 2018 1:18 am

"Obviously the most important and interesting thing going on there is that they're considering baguettes culturally important enough for international recognition.
-Her ESTEEMED Majesty Queen Marianne Bordeaux the II of Imperial Elvectica



See link in siggy

Factbooks are not used. Just use NS stats or something lol | recovering from a big ass hiatus | art/flag thing by me.

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Reorganized National Government of China
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 11
Founded: Oct 15, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Reorganized National Government of China » Wed Jan 17, 2018 2:05 am

''Some queen got injured, and another took its place? Meh, as a republican, I couldn't care less.''
God of Asia


See in the signature.

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Persagonia
Envoy
 
Posts: 211
Founded: Oct 31, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Persagonia » Wed Jan 17, 2018 2:08 am

"Chinese troops in Arabia? Oh well then, expect a bloody Jihad that'll go on for ages. We'll just be here watching both of you going all out at each other."
- President Amir Khatami


Gonna repeat this again:
"Persagonian car manufacturer Khodro, releases new cheap yet efficient car designed for the masses. It will be Persagonia's "Volkswagen Beetle"
they said. The car is expected to hit the Persagonian markets around May of 2018 and in the Middle Eastern markets in July."

- Ettela'at Finance
Federal Republic of Persagonia"Jewel of the Middle East"

After the 1979 Revolution that saw the fall of the Shah, Persagonia has re-emerged itself from the ashes of Iran. Persagonia has proven herself to be the dominant secular and democratic power in the Middle East, both politically and economically.

Ettela'at News: Persagonian and Saudi relations deteriotes even further after accusations of Persagonian support for republicanist opposition parties. Both nations are now on the verge of a Middle Eastern Cold War, said Persagonian diplomat.

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Hazukenia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 185
Founded: Jun 30, 2017
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Hazukenia » Wed Jan 17, 2018 2:12 am

Persagonia wrote:"Now, let's hope the hanging won't be a public one. Reminds me of certain nations in our world and region..."
- President and National Chief Amir Khatami

Sorry, mate. It's public.
Persagonia wrote:Gonna repeat this again:
"Persagonian car manufacturer Khodro, releases new cheap yet efficient car designed for the masses. It will be Persagonia's "Volkswagen Beetle"
they said. The car is expected to hit the Persagonian markets around May of 2018 and in the Middle Eastern markets in July."

- Ettela'at Finance


Okay. Better be better than the Pinto.
HAZUKENIA FREE PRESS ARCHIVES, 12 SEPTEMBER 2001: Hazuken has wired a telegram to the American consulate in Bermuda to condemn their killing 3,000 of its citizens in New York City.
OOC: I want some free speech yet I also want order
Hail Hazuken! Long may his legacy live! Hazuken nioh! K'nea zijow tagallam ino!
This nation was based on several autocracies and a few democracies. NS stats are not representative of my actual views as they are the work of Jonoj!
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JONOJ, THE DEVIL DIES IN ENDGAME

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Zitravgrad
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1115
Founded: Sep 27, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Zitravgrad » Wed Jan 17, 2018 2:14 am

Persagonia wrote:Gonna repeat this again:
"Persagonian car manufacturer Khodro, releases new cheap yet efficient car designed for the masses. It will be Persagonia's "Volkswagen Beetle"
they said. The car is expected to hit the Persagonian markets around May of 2018 and in the Middle Eastern markets in July."
- Ettela'at Finance

"That is certainly a good project."
- Kazimir Ivanovich Miroslavsky

AN: "Well... if it has indeed happened, then it is right to condemn them. But excuse me... why telegram? To the consulate in Bermuda? Why don't you just... well... I see you probably don't have an embassy in their nation?"


"Ministry of Health found that during 2017, 12% of the requests for parental license were turned down. However, this figure is smaller than in 2016 which was as high as 21%. The Ministry's reports showed that the prospect parents and the population in general are becoming healthier, thus making it easier to obtain the license."
- Health Section, Providenska's Herald
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"May Spring Actually Spring This Year."
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Zitravgrad (Зітравград) is a late PMT unicameral semi-presidential nation with a convoluted form of state capitalism backed by technocrats. A post-nuclear war tundra wasteland, the nation has the aesthetics of 19th-20th century Eastern Slavic world, complicated by nanopunk sci-fi vibe. It has strong energy, mining, science and pharmaceutical industries but with stagnant agricultural sector. Workers are equal, but intelligentsia are divine. Started off as a badly-written romance with the background of sci-fi black political comedy. Above: "honest quote time".
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Blutbadia
Secretary
 
Posts: 28
Founded: Jul 20, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby Blutbadia » Wed Jan 17, 2018 2:22 am

Zitravgrad wrote:"Ministry of Health found that during 2017, 12% of the requests for parental license were turned down. However, this figure is smaller than in 2016 which was as high as 21%. The Ministry's reports showed that the prospect parents and the population in general are becoming healthier, thus making it easier to obtain the license."
- Health Section, Providenska's Herald

"Uh... That means that your numbers grow? I guess... So more loot" - Dervest Vrad


"The Northen tribe of the Goseus has been defeated after a long battle. Their territority is now Blutbadian soil, their leaders were sacrificed to the Leadfather. The Clan members were either assimilated or enslaved. Long live the Great Vradhate" -Newsscreamer
A 90's inspired Postapocalyptic Barbarian Fiction.
Hyper Edgy, Hyper Violent, very extreme.
NS Stats aren't used.
Also inspired by Temujin.

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Free American Empire-
Envoy
 
Posts: 345
Founded: Oct 15, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Free American Empire- » Wed Jan 17, 2018 2:49 am

''Congrats, hehe.''
Father America


See the signature.
I have moved this nation to the Silver Commonwealth, just like Frievolk did with Asmundia, as too many people seemed to confuse the old name with new one.

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Dawetid
Diplomat
 
Posts: 744
Founded: Jul 12, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Dawetid » Wed Jan 17, 2018 3:22 am

War, and more war...
- President Quark Hsuan-doong

See signature.
Republic of Dawetid
Dávḕtʹə́d M̆jìnk̆vók
ဒးဝေႇထၢ့ဒ်းမျိန်ႇကွို့က်း
達偉特民國
Phrase of the Week
ဒးဝေႇထၢ့ဒ်းလးကိမ်ႈဍိူႇမေ့န်ႇ၊ ဝီႇမိုႈမးဟီႇ?
Dávḕtʹə́d lá kîmḑȳ̀ mèn, vī̀mō̂ máhī̀?
Dawetid sleeps with banhammers, because why not?
— requested by: Federal Spanish States
    Following new legislation in Dawetid, a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation.
    "I will murder you."
    "I will shoot you in the face."
    Both men proceed to shake hands and hug.
    — a daily occurrence in the ROD, according to Zitravgrad

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Halsen Tan
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 9
Founded: Jan 16, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Halsen Tan » Wed Jan 17, 2018 3:36 am

This nation is going to a path it will never return.




Merridan News Agency Report:

Bread Frenzy Imminent. At least 20,000 dead.

The ongoing obsession of the mysterious bread has caused a violent skirmish within a western region of the nation. It has been reported that several weapons were used, from a makeshift-chainsaw to a military-grade machine gun.

"This is the worst clash ever happened since the formation of the country...for a stupid reason." said one of the witnesses.

Studies show this bread psychologically induces anger towards its owner when they are separated, causing the owner to become rabid and start attacking anyone nearby.

The aftermath left out evidences that suggest a meetup has occured hours prior to the fight. Witnesses told they saw someone dropping another's bread into the water, causing her to become enraged and started attacking. Theorists suggest a chain reaction has occured and eventually lead to the scene we have today.
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The Republic of Halsen Tan, known for independent mind set, economy-driven minds, guns, three door hatchbacks and a huge obsession with breads.

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Dequarmi
Attaché
 
Posts: 86
Founded: May 14, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Dequarmi » Wed Jan 17, 2018 3:36 am

"Gee, I wonder if we'd get along well."
-Chancellor-Minister Louis Hermainsch

ninja'd

AN: "I get that you shouldn't throw away your food,
but you don't take it seriously to the point you make a f**king machine gun out of a chainsaw."
-Chancellor-Minister Louis Hermainsch




See the sig
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Look to factbooks for info.
Chancellor: Louis Hermainsch
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The Xenopolis Confederation
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5021
Founded: Aug 11, 2017
Anarchy

Postby The Xenopolis Confederation » Wed Jan 17, 2018 3:39 am

Dawetid: "Oof. That almost makes me wish I kmew what a trungking was."

AN: "Sad. Terrorism is bad, tbh."

-President Jennifer Vikström.

"After "Smooth Tunes," the chief general of XNPL [our military] confessed he had never operated a firearm, debate has erupted over whether or not soldiers should be given combat training before being accepted into the military."

-The Xenomancer, Xenopolis' leading news outlet.
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Pro: Liberty, Liberalism, Capitalism, Secularism, Equal opportunity, Direct Democracy, Windows Chauvinism, Psychedelic Rock, LGBT+ Rights, Live and let live tbh.
Against: Authoritarianism, Traditionalism, Non-Market-Socialism, Laissez-Faire Capitalism, Autocracy, (A)Theocracy, Macs, "The ends justify the means," Collectivism in all its forms.
Economic: 0
Social: -8
NS Stats should be taken with a pinch of salt, but they're not too far off. Policies are way off though.
I'm an 18 year old Australian male* who tries to think about things but fails, as we all do. I'll regret this in 2 years tops.

*I'm sort of questioning my gender, thinking I might be gender dysphoric, so if you want, you can use she/her pronouns on me. If not, he/him'll do.

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Free American Empire-
Envoy
 
Posts: 345
Founded: Oct 15, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Free American Empire- » Wed Jan 17, 2018 3:53 am

"Soldiers definitely need a combat training."
Father America


https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=951061 See in the dispatch
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I have moved this nation to the Silver Commonwealth, just like Frievolk did with Asmundia, as too many people seemed to confuse the old name with new one.

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Terra Britania
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 462
Founded: Jan 02, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby Terra Britania » Wed Jan 17, 2018 7:52 pm

"Wait... correct me if I'm wrong, but typical artillery shells have a range of like... 10 to 20 kilometres. Unless they're in the Diomede islands, the shells would only land on the ocean. This is either fake, or America shot their own troops for the sake of propaganda... or they have arty positions facing each other in essentially the middle of bloody nowhere."
- King-Emperor James IV

See siggy.
♔ Kingdom of Great Britain || British Empire ♔
MT global empire set in 2018. Terra Britania is an OOC name. NS statistics are not used.
Factbooks - Overview - Canon Universe
BBC News: James IV, royal family, other high officials begin handing out sweets to trick-or-treaters in front of Buckingham Palace; Labour party leader Desmond Peterson calls king an "attention whore" in Twitter | 1st and 2nd of November officially declared bank holidays; shopping centres prepare for large customer volume | "No. China will not be allowed to join the Eurasian Union." firmly states EU spokesman, Njord Anderssen
(unofficial) Theme | Current flag waifu: Jeanne Alter, from Fate/Grand Order

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Darysopelagia
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 6
Founded: Dec 07, 2017
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Darysopelagia » Wed Jan 17, 2018 8:07 pm

“If baguettes are good enough for the Europeans, it’s good enough for the whole world!”
-Her Imperial Majesty, Queen-Empress Umiko Kitiara Hirohito

See sig
❂ The Deep Sea Pacific Empire of Darysopelagia ❂

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Kannadrickium
Diplomat
 
Posts: 819
Founded: Nov 04, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Kannadrickium » Wed Jan 17, 2018 8:13 pm

How do you land on Hawaii by accident? The Pacific is enormous!

Pitch Perfect 3 is a major box-office success.
- Los Anna Times
ANNA KENDRICK IS THE MOST AWESOMEST PERSON IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE
Embassy Program: viewtopic.php?f=23&t=429543
Los Anna International Airport Storefront: viewtopic.php?f=6&t=430158

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Free American Empire-
Envoy
 
Posts: 345
Founded: Oct 15, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Free American Empire- » Thu Jan 18, 2018 12:30 am

"I am tired from hearing the same news already."
Father America


https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=955445 See there.
I have moved this nation to the Silver Commonwealth, just like Frievolk did with Asmundia, as too many people seemed to confuse the old name with new one.

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Elvectica
Diplomat
 
Posts: 531
Founded: Sep 11, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Elvectica » Thu Jan 18, 2018 2:50 am

"While it's honestly laughable that they're using such primitive technology, one can assume that they're very experienced in it. I have other things to be interested in right now."
-Her ESTEEMED Majesty Queen Marianne Bordeaux the II of Imperial Elvectica



See link in siggy

Factbooks are not used. Just use NS stats or something lol | recovering from a big ass hiatus | art/flag thing by me.

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The Grand American League
Secretary
 
Posts: 40
Founded: Oct 16, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby The Grand American League » Thu Jan 18, 2018 3:25 am

We wish her the best in her recovery\


https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=955944 some random news of the day
GAL: Mix some retro-futurism + Capitalism + Early FT
Current Year is 2000
Does not use NS Stats
I'm a Proud Member of the DEUN! Are you?
For Visitors (WIP)
OOC
Army (WIP)
Politics
Economic Left/Right: 4.75
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -3.08

PRO: Free Trade, evidence based society, small government, nuclear energy. tramshumanism
NEUTRAL: Trump, Hillary, Anarcho-Capitalism
ANTI: Maoism, Stalinism, Large government, ludditism, Anarcho-Communism, Fascism

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Kannadrickium
Diplomat
 
Posts: 819
Founded: Nov 04, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Kannadrickium » Thu Jan 18, 2018 3:59 am

I didn't even know they had spacecraft. Interesting.

Pitch Perfect 3 is a major box-office success.
- Los Anna Times
ANNA KENDRICK IS THE MOST AWESOMEST PERSON IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE
Embassy Program: viewtopic.php?f=23&t=429543
Los Anna International Airport Storefront: viewtopic.php?f=6&t=430158

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The Pirate Worlds
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Jan 16, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby The Pirate Worlds » Thu Jan 18, 2018 4:01 am

"Stop spammin me yer messages, i dun care about pitched perfecto"
- Thug

We recently robbed the death star.
Yarghh
The Rogue Planets reborn
We aint usin NS stats for now..

NEWS Mutant golden retrievers roam Wastelands, causing panic.  Government in new record for lasting more than an hour "it was fun to try" says farmer self proclaimed president.

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Escocaria
Diplomat
 
Posts: 553
Founded: Jun 29, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby Escocaria » Thu Jan 18, 2018 4:04 am

What? How?


Seven people have been executed after discovering that they were members of the 'Peoples Militia', a recognised Communist terrorist organisation that has been known to use children as suicide bombers.
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Info on Me - Formerly known as Ancient Humans - According to the Excidium Planetis Civilization Index Escocaria is a 7/1/5 nation. - Empress Annette II la Profeta


18 y/o Scotsman - Escocaria's Assorted Musical Recommendations - NS STATS ARE IRRELEVANT! - Escocaria's Factbook Templates [Updated: 30/07/17]
Escocarian News: Tensions rise between Escocaria and Sudan - Ashweald: Friend or Foe? - China and India headed for war

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