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Aztlanta
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Posts: 66
Founded: Nov 27, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Aztlanta » Tue Jan 16, 2018 8:33 am

“How the hell does a troop land in a place as remote as Hawaii, accidentally? Are you all just in close proximity? Better yet, where are you fish people located? Atlantic? Pacific?”

-Maxtla Ezpin
A drafted law to make electric and hybrid vehicles the only legal cars in the country sparks great controversy among the Aztlantan populace.
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The Federation of AZTLANTA
A socialist nation consisting of Mexico, California, and Central America, set in an alternate timeline in which Native American civilizations remained mostly isolated from colonial influence.
Aztlanta was founded by the Aztec peoples, and have since become a major player in global politics.

Puppet of Hiachijan. We do not currently use NS stats.

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Russian Empire-
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Posts: 34
Founded: Oct 15, 2017
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Postby Russian Empire- » Tue Jan 16, 2018 8:45 am

Ohh... Okay?''
Immortal Tsar


See in the signature.

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Karamiko
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Posts: 444
Founded: Mar 17, 2016
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Karamiko » Tue Jan 16, 2018 8:52 am

"How dreadful... I suppose good news is too much to ask from that place."
- Prime Minister Mayweather

Nuclear Power Plant Meltdown in Falklands
Antarctica promises to aid cleanup in its closest neighbor nation
- Antarctic Morning Star
Karamiko - the land of lush pine forests, adorable king penguins, cultural diversity, kindness, medical expertise, humanistic religion, baseball, unique fashion styles, and more!
IC name is Antarctica ~ The year is 3019 ~ NS Stats are not used!

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Stanier
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Posts: 286
Founded: Aug 28, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Stanier » Tue Jan 16, 2018 9:47 am

These antarcticans, always extending a helping hand.


Look at the signature
Undergoing retconning.
Call me Lima
NS stats are used, except when contradicted by yours truly in the factbooks
Slowly learning Italian
OOC (Actual political opinions here)
If it won't hurt a dog it won't hurt you.

Stanierian News Broadcasting: OOC: Now I gotta create the new, actual leaders. Ay ay ay.

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Topoliani
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Founded: Aug 19, 2017
Father Knows Best State

Postby Topoliani » Tue Jan 16, 2018 9:51 am

"Oh, that explains the new name. I thought he changed his name to Don."
-Dandi




Drunken Hobo kills 20 bandits in a last stand, the Hobo survived
We don't use NSstats, those are for normies
The Aftermath of a Medieval Doom-esc apocalypse run by a crazy drunken knight
A 128-ish civilization, according to this index.
Topoliani Times or some crap: Idnad found alive and well, proceeds to harass the Dandi/The People of Topoliani

IC Year: 1220 AD

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Persagonia
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Posts: 211
Founded: Oct 31, 2017
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Postby Persagonia » Tue Jan 16, 2018 10:01 am

"This man is worthy of a medal..."
- President Amir Khatami


"Afghan refugees flock into nearby Persagonia in the masses, attempting to flee from the political turmoil and civil bloodbath in their nation. They're soon quickly sent back by Persagonian authorities afterward upon entering. The nation is now mixed on whether or not to accept refugees from nearby wartorn nations."
- Ettela'at News
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Federal Republic of Persagonia"Jewel of the Middle East"

After the 1979 Revolution that saw the fall of the Shah, Persagonia has re-emerged itself from the ashes of Iran. Persagonia has proven herself to be the dominant secular and democratic power in the Middle East, both politically and economically.

Ettela'at News: Persagonian and Saudi relations deteriotes even further after accusations of Persagonian support for republicanist opposition parties. Both nations are now on the verge of a Middle Eastern Cold War, said Persagonian diplomat.

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Karamiko
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Posts: 444
Founded: Mar 17, 2016
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Karamiko » Tue Jan 16, 2018 10:13 am

"What a tragedy! Luckily for them, we are always willing to accept refugees!"
- Prime Minister Mayweather

Brief But Intense Heat Wave Strikes Union
Temperatures reached 82ºF at one point; residents described weather as "freakish" and "hellish"
- The Union Post
Karamiko - the land of lush pine forests, adorable king penguins, cultural diversity, kindness, medical expertise, humanistic religion, baseball, unique fashion styles, and more!
IC name is Antarctica ~ The year is 3019 ~ NS Stats are not used!

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Free American Empire-
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Posts: 345
Founded: Oct 15, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Free American Empire- » Tue Jan 16, 2018 10:14 am

''So, Antarctica will start to melt? Hehe.''
Father America.


See in the signature.
I have moved this nation to the Silver Commonwealth, just like Frievolk did with Asmundia, as too many people seemed to confuse the old name with new one.

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Zorcor
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Posts: 364
Founded: Nov 30, 2012
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Zorcor » Tue Jan 16, 2018 10:16 am

"The world is going to hell. bet it would be cool in about 200 years or so."

Local Kid nukes Russian cat.
"I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country." -- Nathan Hale's last words before being hanged by British.

"Superstition is to religion what astrology is to astronomy the mad daughter of a wise mother. These daughters have too long dominated the earth." -- Voltaire.

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I'm a proud member of the Dark Light Family

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Kannadrickium
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Posts: 819
Founded: Nov 04, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Kannadrickium » Tue Jan 16, 2018 10:18 am

Eww.

Wildfires continue to rage around the outskirts of the capital Los Anna.
- Los Anna Times
ANNA KENDRICK IS THE MOST AWESOMEST PERSON IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE
Embassy Program: viewtopic.php?f=23&t=429543
Los Anna International Airport Storefront: viewtopic.php?f=6&t=430158

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Topoliani
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Posts: 829
Founded: Aug 19, 2017
Father Knows Best State

Postby Topoliani » Tue Jan 16, 2018 10:50 am

"Yesss BURNNNNNNNNNN"
-Dandi (drunk)




Evidence for a civilization outside of Topoliani has been found, this new theorized civilization has been nicknamed "The North Kingdom". Expeditions to find this theoretical kingdom are to commence in 1220.
We don't use NSstats, those are for normies
The Aftermath of a Medieval Doom-esc apocalypse run by a crazy drunken knight
A 128-ish civilization, according to this index.
Topoliani Times or some crap: Idnad found alive and well, proceeds to harass the Dandi/The People of Topoliani

IC Year: 1220 AD

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Free American Empire-
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Posts: 345
Founded: Oct 15, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Free American Empire- » Tue Jan 16, 2018 11:42 am

''You really are so primitive? Ehehe...''
Father America


https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=951061 There
I have moved this nation to the Silver Commonwealth, just like Frievolk did with Asmundia, as too many people seemed to confuse the old name with new one.

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Kannadrickium
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Founded: Nov 04, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Kannadrickium » Tue Jan 16, 2018 11:48 am

Huh, I thought Oceania was at peace with Eurasia and at war with Eastasia.

Pitch Perfect 3 is a major box-office success.
- Los Anna Times
ANNA KENDRICK IS THE MOST AWESOMEST PERSON IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE
Embassy Program: viewtopic.php?f=23&t=429543
Los Anna International Airport Storefront: viewtopic.php?f=6&t=430158

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-The Black Sun Empire
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Posts: 1
Founded: Jan 11, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby -The Black Sun Empire » Tue Jan 16, 2018 12:11 pm

Kannadrickium wrote:Huh, I thought Oceania was at peace with Eurasia and at war with Eastasia.

Pitch Perfect 3 is a major box-office success.
- Los Anna Times

“No one cares and no one wishes to care.”
-Citizen


Emperor embrasses himself in a strategic meeting with his generals, but sources have said ‘The Emperor justified his action as it was a Monday and his generals have also came to the conference in their pajamas.
-The Land of the Dying Sun News Agency.
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Russian Empire-
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Posts: 34
Founded: Oct 15, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Russian Empire- » Tue Jan 16, 2018 2:50 pm

''Haha, aha.''
Immortal Tsar


News in the signature.

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Kannadrickium
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Founded: Nov 04, 2017
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Postby Kannadrickium » Tue Jan 16, 2018 2:54 pm

Meh.

Pitch Perfect 3 is a major box-office success.
- Los Anna Times
ANNA KENDRICK IS THE MOST AWESOMEST PERSON IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE
Embassy Program: viewtopic.php?f=23&t=429543
Los Anna International Airport Storefront: viewtopic.php?f=6&t=430158

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Russian Empire-
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Posts: 34
Founded: Oct 15, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Russian Empire- » Tue Jan 16, 2018 3:00 pm

''Like I would care...''
Immortal Tsar.


News in the signature

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Kannadrickium
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Posts: 819
Founded: Nov 04, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Kannadrickium » Tue Jan 16, 2018 3:02 pm

Meh.

Pitch Perfect 3 is a major box-office success.
- Los Anna Times
ANNA KENDRICK IS THE MOST AWESOMEST PERSON IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE
Embassy Program: viewtopic.php?f=23&t=429543
Los Anna International Airport Storefront: viewtopic.php?f=6&t=430158

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Socialist Union Of Deutschland
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Posts: 322
Founded: Aug 05, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Socialist Union Of Deutschland » Tue Jan 16, 2018 3:03 pm

N/A.

News: Temperatures will rise next week. Temperatures may rise up to 5 degrees Celsius.
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Supporter Of: Environmentalism, Labourism, Militarism, Nationalism, Populism, Rationalism, Socialism, Unionism, Nationalization of Economics, Universal Basic Income.

Opposed To: Capitalism, Conservatism, Corporatism, Empiricism, Fascism, Imperialism, Monarchism, Neo-Liberalism, Neo-Nazism, Objectivism, Separatism, Wahhabism, Zionism, Religious Fundamentalism, Anarchy, Democracy, Oligarchy, Ignorance, Slavery.

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Melhenyjdan
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Posts: 68
Founded: May 30, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Melhenyjdan » Tue Jan 16, 2018 3:06 pm

I hope there won't be floods.


News: So far two suitors accepted the invitation of the King to come to the Mystdales.
Don't mind the Black Market, it's broken, it rises with unrelated issues and even without them and I'm tired of trying to fight a rigged system.

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Xuswaycia
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Posts: 77
Founded: May 01, 2017
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Xuswaycia » Tue Jan 16, 2018 3:10 pm

"A royal marriage is coming."




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I do not use NS Stats.

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Free American Empire-
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Posts: 345
Founded: Oct 15, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Free American Empire- » Tue Jan 16, 2018 3:16 pm

''Congrats, I guess?''
Father America


News in dispatch.
I have moved this nation to the Silver Commonwealth, just like Frievolk did with Asmundia, as too many people seemed to confuse the old name with new one.

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Reorganized Soviet Union
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Posts: 88
Founded: Jan 15, 2018
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Postby Reorganized Soviet Union » Tue Jan 16, 2018 3:41 pm

"Typical American propaganda messages."

The insurgency in Chechnya continues, though we are pleased to announce the successful resolution of a hostage crisis in Abkhazia Republic with minimal casualties. All thanks to the new specialized counter-terrorism unit of the KGB.
Originally Posted by Rufus Shinra
With Glorious Soviet Weather Machine, General Winter is now promoted to Field Marshal Hailstorm!

Don't use NS stats for population or GDP.
Soviet News Channel: After delays due to unknown reasons, construction of the Chernobyl Shelter Object replacement has recommenced. Ukraine S.R. officials deny rumors of military activity in the Exclusion Zone./ USSR launches three Kosmos series military-purpose satellites using Rokot launch vehicle. / Geneva interim agreement signed between Iran and P5+1, the first formal agreement between the United States and Iran in 34 years.

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Persagonia
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Posts: 211
Founded: Oct 31, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Persagonia » Tue Jan 16, 2018 4:12 pm

"Now thank God for that. This counter-terrorism unit of the KGB looks interesting."
- President Amir Khatami


"Persagonian car manufacturer Khodro, releases new cheap yet efficient car designed for the masses. It will be Persagonia's "Volkswagen Beetle"
they said. The car is expected to hit the Persagonian markets around May of 2018 and in the Middle Eastern markets in July."

- Ettela'at Finance
Federal Republic of Persagonia"Jewel of the Middle East"

After the 1979 Revolution that saw the fall of the Shah, Persagonia has re-emerged itself from the ashes of Iran. Persagonia has proven herself to be the dominant secular and democratic power in the Middle East, both politically and economically.

Ettela'at News: Persagonian and Saudi relations deteriotes even further after accusations of Persagonian support for republicanist opposition parties. Both nations are now on the verge of a Middle Eastern Cold War, said Persagonian diplomat.

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Kannadrickium
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Posts: 819
Founded: Nov 04, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Kannadrickium » Tue Jan 16, 2018 4:15 pm

It's certainly not as good as a Prius.

Wildfires continue to rage around the outskirts of the capital, Los Anna.
- Los Anna Times
ANNA KENDRICK IS THE MOST AWESOMEST PERSON IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE
Embassy Program: viewtopic.php?f=23&t=429543
Los Anna International Airport Storefront: viewtopic.php?f=6&t=430158

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