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Icelandic Military Junta
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Posts: 26
Founded: Apr 17, 2019
Father Knows Best State

Postby Icelandic Military Junta » Wed May 15, 2019 6:08 pm

Oh dear, that doesn't look good. At least that whole bloody affair is over. I just hope the occupation ends peacefully.
-Aríaðna Mattíassdottir




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IC Year: 2022
Icelandic Press: Dr. Ivan Minchev proclaims "Don't get your hopes up" for a cure within the next decade. | The "Faith in Government" Index has decreased by .41 points, from 49.71/100 to 49.3/100 as disappearances become more common. | After a string of murders, civilians are encouraged to not go to Raufarhöfn. | Wars in infected lands still seem unending.

My attempt at making a morally grey-area nation by putting a mildly-shitty nation into a very shitty world.
I'm Hammer Britannia
In a permanent state of WIP.
*Insert witty Plague Inc joke here*

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Snofjogur
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 15
Founded: Aug 21, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Snofjogur » Wed May 15, 2019 8:52 pm

No cure for a decade? Well, humanity has suffered worse, but it’s a shame to see one of the motherlands torn by such woes. Let me bring the issue of sending medical aid your way to parliament; I’m sure theey’ll agree it’s a good cause.

Latest news: International animal conservation programme off to slow start
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IC date is current date + 11 years.
Latest news: International animal conservation programme off to slow start

My nation (the factbook description) fully reflects my views. Running a psychotic dictatorship where people have zero rights can be fun, but at the end of the day trying to pull together a nation full of groups with different interests and making sure everyone gets along while balancing things like education, welfare, environment, industry and economic growth and making sure everyone gets what they deserve is much more interesting to me. Yes, I play 4X games and I thoroughly enjoy the worldbuilding aspect of tabletop RPGs.

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Creslonia
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Posts: 87
Founded: Oct 27, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Creslonia » Wed May 15, 2019 11:20 pm

"I am genuinley torn on this issue. On the one hand, I support animal conservation. But on the other, I dissaprove of interventionism"
- Creslonian Political Commentator

See sig, scroll to 'Latest News'.
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North German Realm
Diplomat
 
Posts: 988
Founded: Jan 27, 2019
Democratic Socialists

Postby North German Realm » Wed May 15, 2019 11:22 pm

"I wonder what the constitutional contemplation behind naming the Administrative Organs of the government originally had been. These things normally have reasons after all, be it political or social in nature."
- Heinrich Meyer, Citizen of Berlin

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North Germany
Norddeutschland

With half the country burning under reactionary or socialist flames, can North Germany survive les mois de troubles?
Overview || Kaiser | Chancellor | Legislature | Military || News: 21 May, 1908

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Creslonia
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Founded: Oct 27, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Creslonia » Wed May 15, 2019 11:46 pm

North German Realm wrote:"I wonder what the constitutional contemplation behind naming the Administrative Organs of the government originally had been. These things normally have reasons after all, be it political or social in nature."
- Heinrich Meyer, Citizen of Berlin

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Pretty much wanting to be different from the tyrannical British, who the Creslonians overthrew. They got their idea for departments from the Americans.

/skip
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-Astoria
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Founded: Mar 14, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby -Astoria » Thu May 16, 2019 1:19 am

Socialist protest suppressed in Metz!

'Hang on a minute... wasn't it a few weeks ago that your police were doing the same very thing? Ah well, as they say - such is life.'

s i g
The Federal Republic of Astoria | Il-Rokikkraku Kadaru du' Akdalu
'Where both the real & cartoon worlds collide.'
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PS wrote:"Anthropomorphic animals deserve more recognition in NationStates! Therefore, I must make a country based on Zootopia!"

(with humans in it, ofc)
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North German Realm
Diplomat
 
Posts: 988
Founded: Jan 27, 2019
Democratic Socialists

Postby North German Realm » Thu May 16, 2019 1:37 am

-Astoria wrote:Socialist protest suppressed in Metz!

'Hang on a minute... wasn't it a few weeks ago that your police were doing the same very thing? Ah well, as they say - such is life.'

s i g

Metz is in the French Empire. The one you're thinking of is Memel, which is like... the other side of Germany (in OTL Lithuania) /skip
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North Germany
Norddeutschland

With half the country burning under reactionary or socialist flames, can North Germany survive les mois de troubles?
Overview || Kaiser | Chancellor | Legislature | Military || News: 21 May, 1908

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National Republic of Antagoria
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Posts: 56
Founded: Apr 08, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby National Republic of Antagoria » Thu May 16, 2019 2:00 am

'Wait. What do you put in those hot cross buns? What?! And what was the point of doing that?! Wouldn't that get him in legal trouble? Although I found no law about it, I am certain that that would be a offense of getting 'drunk' in public? Correct me if i am wrong about that law.'
-me in disbelief

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-Astoria
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Founded: Mar 14, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby -Astoria » Thu May 16, 2019 2:02 am

National Republic of Antagoria wrote:'Wait. What do you put in those hot cross buns? What?! And what was the point of doing that?!'

'If you actually read the article past the headline, it'd be abundantly clear to you.'

-rj

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The Federal Republic of Astoria | Il-Rokikkraku Kadaru du' Akdalu
'Where both the real & cartoon worlds collide.'
⭐|Overview | |Anthem| ⩸|Policies | ⛅|Climate | (ᵔᴥᵔ)|Leader | ⩧|Capital Act | ☰|News | Ø| Defences (see here as well) | ⌨|Licence plates | ?|Thoughts about Astoria | ☝|The anthro scale | ☎|Q&A | §|NS rankings (ignore tax) | Current year - 2019

PS wrote:"Anthropomorphic animals deserve more recognition in NationStates! Therefore, I must make a country based on Zootopia!"

(with humans in it, ofc)
o, danke
Twitter|Pinterest|Discord | If you support liberal democratic capitalism, paste into sig: $LFD | レンとスティンピー ❤ fan | goodnight everybody | 益|A big injustice | 益|Idiocy | NS' resident ☪ furry (no, not like those ones *yech*)
A 9.75 civilization, according to this index.

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North German Realm
Diplomat
 
Posts: 988
Founded: Jan 27, 2019
Democratic Socialists

Postby North German Realm » Thu May 16, 2019 2:03 am

"That... sounds like a hilariously mismanaged violation of the law of proportions. Heavens know if we ever try to do that to the Bohemians for what they've been doing to the Sudeten Germans, someone should be around to clock us on the head with a rolling pin."
- Heinrich Meyer, Citizen of Berlin

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North Germany
Norddeutschland

With half the country burning under reactionary or socialist flames, can North Germany survive les mois de troubles?
Overview || Kaiser | Chancellor | Legislature | Military || News: 21 May, 1908

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National Republic of Antagoria
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 56
Founded: Apr 08, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby National Republic of Antagoria » Thu May 16, 2019 2:04 am

-Astoria wrote:
National Republic of Antagoria wrote:'Wait. What do you put in those hot cross buns? What?! And what was the point of doing that?!'

'If you actually read the article past the headline, it'd be abundantly clear to you.'

-rj

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I was refering to the act of eating the bun just to be 'drunk'. Perhaps I should have added more detail.

/skip
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Want to get national secrets from The Leader himself? Well, feel free to take as much as you need!
https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=464612
Also, shameless International Incidents war self-promotion
https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=464490

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Silver Commonwealth
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Posts: 1042
Founded: Aug 16, 2018
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Silver Commonwealth » Thu May 16, 2019 2:43 am

"Mexican Republic proclaimed in a plebiscite? So, it means, that monarchy is gone for once? That is good! Definitely something for which we will raise a toast."


Kayden Watson, President-Governor of European Federation

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Retrofuturistic, nationalist, militaristic, pseudo-socialist world government, which struggles to create a pan-human identity in face of squabbling, overextension, and ethnic conflicts

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North German Realm
Diplomat
 
Posts: 988
Founded: Jan 27, 2019
Democratic Socialists

Postby North German Realm » Thu May 16, 2019 2:50 am

Silver Commonwealth wrote:
"Mexican Republic proclaimed in a plebiscite? So, it means, that monarchy is gone for once? That is good! Definitely something for which we will raise a toast."


Kayden Watson, President-Governor of European Federation

News in the sig.

(There was no Second Mexican Empire in this timeline. Mexico simultaneously got annexed by and annexed the Central American Federal Republic after losing to the US in the Mexican-American War, and was part of it, unwillingly on both sides but forced by the US, until a month or so ago.) /skip
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North Germany
Norddeutschland

With half the country burning under reactionary or socialist flames, can North Germany survive les mois de troubles?
Overview || Kaiser | Chancellor | Legislature | Military || News: 21 May, 1908

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Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated-
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 54
Founded: Jan 10, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated- » Thu May 16, 2019 4:42 pm

"Ah, power armor you say? What about a power-armor-inator?!" -Doof


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Inkopolitia
Envoy
 
Posts: 251
Founded: Mar 06, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby Inkopolitia » Thu May 16, 2019 4:46 pm

"F7? I thought the portal that connectes multiverses was called Interuniversal National Kommunications... Well, Surume's changing the name, I believe. F7 sounds memorable and simple. She should change it to that."

-A female Inkling cashier
United States Of Inkopolita
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The Woomy Times: Inkling Supremacist Riots calm down as the nations of Inkopolitia and Callaxium come to terms | Inkopolitia intervenes in the Xaerian border as Xaerian rebel aircraft violate Inkopolitia's airspace | Inkopolitian government accepts cooperation with the Xaerian government to crush the Xaerian insurgents
Inkopolitia International Q&A
Capitalism, Libertarianism
Communism
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National Republic of Antagoria
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 56
Founded: Apr 08, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby National Republic of Antagoria » Thu May 16, 2019 4:46 pm

"Ah Doof, you almost got the NS forums. Too bad. Thanks agent 'P'! At least you can build a inator replicating inator, that would make your schemes easier. Heh"

Ninja'd

AN: I see that there is quite a lot of racism against those other fellows. Just like eastern and western Antagorians! Except less genocidal. Also, it appears you are coming to terms with them which is very good
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Creslonia
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Posts: 87
Founded: Oct 27, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Creslonia » Fri May 17, 2019 1:44 am

"Hmm, you do you, I guess"

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Pan-Asiatic States
Minister
 
Posts: 2686
Founded: Nov 14, 2017
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Pan-Asiatic States » Fri May 17, 2019 2:12 am

"Serious Financial Crime Division? That's an odd way of naming a Socialist Party."
- Congressman Ren Hui (Ret.)
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A PMT 14.0 civilization"When the People fear the Leaders, that is TYRANNY. When the Leaders fear the People, that is LIBERTY!"


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Samporna
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 156
Founded: Nov 14, 2018
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby Samporna » Fri May 17, 2019 3:34 am

"On this day, a comrade has left us. I pray to Allah, that his soul may be saved."
-Faatrik bin Samporna
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Current RP: Green Tides | Government: Jamahariya | Religion: Sunni Islam | Location: Southeast Asia | Capital: Kutawatu City | Leadership: Faatrik bin Samporna
NEWS: Lumad insurgents clash against Sampornese Army in Butuan. | Sampornese fast religiously as Ramadan begins. | Unidentified submarine suspected to be lurking near Samporna. | Pirate boat wreckage found adrift in South China Sea with no survivors.
A 18 civilization, according to this index. I'm the guy who faked his death during an earthquake and got some NSers to mourn me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3e4AXdnlRA

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National Republic of Antagoria
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Posts: 56
Founded: Apr 08, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby National Republic of Antagoria » Fri May 17, 2019 4:43 am

'Well, theres a pirate problem, who doesn't. I see it is time for ramadan. And there are insurgents, classic'
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Khomney
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 5
Founded: Apr 12, 2019
Right-wing Utopia

Postby Khomney » Fri May 17, 2019 4:54 am

"Genocidal tendencies? I think this is time for a liberal application of freedom, Your Majesty." - Foriegn Minister

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Nationalist Teksas
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: May 17, 2019
Right-wing Utopia

Postby Nationalist Teksas » Fri May 17, 2019 5:30 am

On April 13th, Timbostania declared an unprovoked war against the democratic nation of Neo-Trinity and invaded, bombing major military bases near the border. The United Nations declared neutrality almost immediately afterwards, and the war kicked into full gear.

What did NT do wrong?
Houston Herald May 22, 2019: This nation is drastically rewriting its lore to fit into the MCU. To be exact, this nation is post-snap Texas.

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North German Realm
Diplomat
 
Posts: 988
Founded: Jan 27, 2019
Democratic Socialists

Postby North German Realm » Fri May 17, 2019 5:35 am

"As always, the Red Menace ought to be stopped wherever it shows its ugly face in. I do question what Nintendo even is, though."
- Adolf Vero, North German Settler in Gold Coast

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North Germany
Norddeutschland

With half the country burning under reactionary or socialist flames, can North Germany survive les mois de troubles?
Overview || Kaiser | Chancellor | Legislature | Military || News: 21 May, 1908

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Silver Commonwealth
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1042
Founded: Aug 16, 2018
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Silver Commonwealth » Fri May 17, 2019 5:43 am

"Bolivia becoming socialist, and demanding territories from Chile? Yeah, that one is not going to end well, I can tell... However, I wonder, how inept conservatives must have been, if they can't suppress a socialist revolt."


Kayden Watson, President-Governor of European Federation

News in the sig.
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- Archive
✪ Leadership ✪
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- Other Leaders
⚒ The World Syndicalist Republics of Silver Commonwealth ⚒
| ☐ Home ☐| * SC in HOI4 * | ★ SC's Radio and Locations★ |❇ Constitution ❇|✧ Military ✧|
✝ Anthem ✝|
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̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\(▀_(▀_(▀_(▀_(▀_(▀_(▀_▀)_▀)_▀)_▀)_▀)_▀)_▀)/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿

Retrofuturistic, nationalist, militaristic, pseudo-socialist world government, which struggles to create a pan-human identity in face of squabbling, overextension, and ethnic conflicts

''There is no divine right, just the mandate from the Party.'' - Ex-Khan of SC's Afghanistan

Nation isn't my views

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Pan-Asiatic States
Minister
 
Posts: 2686
Founded: Nov 14, 2017
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Pan-Asiatic States » Fri May 17, 2019 5:58 am

"The Chemists of the Commonwealth surely have some genius in them to create such a powerful ice-thrower. It is imperative that we get our hands on this technology."
- Gen. Dindo "Tanda" Macapugay
(☉_(-‿-)_⚆)
A PMT 14.0 civilization"When the People fear the Leaders, that is TYRANNY. When the Leaders fear the People, that is LIBERTY!"


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