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Greater Alash Orda
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Posts: 1
Founded: Dec 27, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Greater Alash Orda » Thu Jan 18, 2018 9:37 am

''Cool!''
Khan (President) Tahir Abzalov


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Republic of Greater Alash Orda
Imagine a state in Central Asia, that follows Tengriism, with weird mix of PT and FT, and has mostly Turkic population.
Motto translation: We will build yurts on Mars.
This nation doesn't represent my views!
Tengri News: Basmachi soldiers beaten back by energy shell tanks/ Closure of borders with Xinjiang, to prevent Uyghur volunteers from aiding Basmachi
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Kannadrickium
Diplomat
 
Posts: 819
Founded: Nov 04, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Kannadrickium » Thu Jan 18, 2018 9:42 am

Meh.

Anna Kendrick is mistaken for Anna Kournikova in a Yahoo news article.
- Los Anna Times
ANNA KENDRICK IS THE MOST AWESOMEST PERSON IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE
Embassy Program: viewtopic.php?f=23&t=429543
Los Anna International Airport Storefront: viewtopic.php?f=6&t=430158

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Greater Alash Orda
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Dec 27, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Greater Alash Orda » Thu Jan 18, 2018 9:47 am

''Boring. This should be in yellow press, not news.''
Khan (President) Tahir Abzalov


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Republic of Greater Alash Orda
Imagine a state in Central Asia, that follows Tengriism, with weird mix of PT and FT, and has mostly Turkic population.
Motto translation: We will build yurts on Mars.
This nation doesn't represent my views!
Tengri News: Basmachi soldiers beaten back by energy shell tanks/ Closure of borders with Xinjiang, to prevent Uyghur volunteers from aiding Basmachi
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Kemalist Turkey
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Jan 06, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Kemalist Turkey » Thu Jan 18, 2018 9:49 am

"Now, I applaud your move in abolishing the monarchy! This might be a bridge to our Turkic co-operation soon..."
- President Gen. Ozturk


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Republic of Turkey ☪ "Peace at Home, Peace in the World"

After the 2018 military coup d'etat that overthrew the Islamist government in Turkey, Kemalism has resurge once again in Turkey. She then began to re-assert herself as a major, secular power in the region and has since then, became a military junta led by Air Force General Akın Öztürk with a benevolent iron fist.

Hürriyet News: The Turkish government pledges $450 million in economic aid to the Afghan government to fasten reconstruction efforts after years of bloody civil war.

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Karamiko
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 444
Founded: Mar 17, 2016
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Karamiko » Thu Jan 18, 2018 9:54 am

"Sounds good! Humor has always been a great way to defuse tensions!"
- Prime Minister Mayweather

New Penguin Colony Forms 100 Miles East of City
'The king penguin species is doing as well as ever,' says expert
- The Magnet Times
Karamiko - the land of lush pine forests, adorable king penguins, cultural diversity, kindness, medical expertise, humanistic religion, baseball, unique fashion styles, and more!
IC name is Antarctica ~ The year is 3019 ~ NS Stats are not used!

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Greater Alash Orda
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Dec 27, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Greater Alash Orda » Thu Jan 18, 2018 10:18 am

''I have never seen those penguins in real life. However, judging from pictures, they are nice animals.''
Khan (President) Tahir Abzalov


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Republic of Greater Alash Orda
Imagine a state in Central Asia, that follows Tengriism, with weird mix of PT and FT, and has mostly Turkic population.
Motto translation: We will build yurts on Mars.
This nation doesn't represent my views!
Tengri News: Basmachi soldiers beaten back by energy shell tanks/ Closure of borders with Xinjiang, to prevent Uyghur volunteers from aiding Basmachi
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Kannadrickium
Diplomat
 
Posts: 819
Founded: Nov 04, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Kannadrickium » Thu Jan 18, 2018 11:00 am

Meh.

Anna Kendrick is mistaken for Anna Kournikova in a Yahoo news article.
- Los Anna Times
ANNA KENDRICK IS THE MOST AWESOMEST PERSON IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE
Embassy Program: viewtopic.php?f=23&t=429543
Los Anna International Airport Storefront: viewtopic.php?f=6&t=430158

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Reorganized Soviet Union
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Posts: 88
Founded: Jan 15, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Reorganized Soviet Union » Thu Jan 18, 2018 1:03 pm

How utterly fascinating.

"Anna Kendrick has been banned from the Soviet Union thanks to a vote from the Supreme Soviet."-Pravda article
Originally Posted by Rufus Shinra
With Glorious Soviet Weather Machine, General Winter is now promoted to Field Marshal Hailstorm!

Don't use NS stats for population or GDP.
Soviet News Channel: After delays due to unknown reasons, construction of the Chernobyl Shelter Object replacement has recommenced. Ukraine S.R. officials deny rumors of military activity in the Exclusion Zone./ USSR launches three Kosmos series military-purpose satellites using Rokot launch vehicle. / Geneva interim agreement signed between Iran and P5+1, the first formal agreement between the United States and Iran in 34 years.

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Greater Alash Orda
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Dec 27, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Greater Alash Orda » Thu Jan 18, 2018 1:05 pm

''*Starts clapping hands*''
Khan (President) Tahir Abzalov


In the signature.
Republic of Greater Alash Orda
Imagine a state in Central Asia, that follows Tengriism, with weird mix of PT and FT, and has mostly Turkic population.
Motto translation: We will build yurts on Mars.
This nation doesn't represent my views!
Tengri News: Basmachi soldiers beaten back by energy shell tanks/ Closure of borders with Xinjiang, to prevent Uyghur volunteers from aiding Basmachi
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Ivelboria
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Posts: 703
Founded: Dec 13, 2015
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Ivelboria » Thu Jan 18, 2018 4:05 pm

Greater Alash Orda wrote:''*Starts clapping hands*''
Khan (President) Tahir Abzalov


In the signature.

"As the prime minister, this is actually pretty shocking to hear about" - Judeau Danma

In Lviv, Washtuse, a bus on the way to the capital collided with a truck, killing 43, and injuring 57 people.
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Kannadrickium
Diplomat
 
Posts: 819
Founded: Nov 04, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Kannadrickium » Thu Jan 18, 2018 4:08 pm

That's depressing.

Anna Kendrick has been banned from the Soviet Union thanks to a vote from their Supreme Soviet.
- Los Anna Times
ANNA KENDRICK IS THE MOST AWESOMEST PERSON IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE
Embassy Program: viewtopic.php?f=23&t=429543
Los Anna International Airport Storefront: viewtopic.php?f=6&t=430158

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Siberai
Diplomat
 
Posts: 851
Founded: Nov 04, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Siberai » Thu Jan 18, 2018 4:09 pm

"Finally. Stupid celebrity. " - Aliana I

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IC Name: Notovasian Tsardom
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Milintia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 129
Founded: Dec 11, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Milintia » Thu Jan 18, 2018 4:10 pm

Congratulations on the new baby! Hope you get the rebellion under control!

News is here.
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A level 16 civilisation, according to this index.
I'm Schrodinger's Nation; I'm both inside and outside of the WA until you pass a resolution.

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Coutuza
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 152
Founded: Jan 01, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Coutuza » Thu Jan 18, 2018 4:11 pm

“Oh dear, sorry to hear about that, that’s just a tad bit morbid.” Emperor Carolus Von Vacano

AN: “Glad to hear of the progressive actions the government is taking.” Emperor Carolus Von Vacano

“Emperor Carolus Von Vacano announces a new budget that primarily prioritizes military and educational spending” The Stockholm Herald
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Disgruntled 29 year-old Austrian accountant living in London
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Neutral: Jeremy Corbyn, Theresa May, PMQs, Socialism
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Kannadrickium
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Posts: 819
Founded: Nov 04, 2017
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Postby Kannadrickium » Thu Jan 18, 2018 4:17 pm

Maybe they should increase spending in the Arts too.

Anna Kendrick has been banned from the Soviet Union thanks to a vote from their Supreme Soviet.
- Los Anna Times
ANNA KENDRICK IS THE MOST AWESOMEST PERSON IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE
Embassy Program: viewtopic.php?f=23&t=429543
Los Anna International Airport Storefront: viewtopic.php?f=6&t=430158

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Milintia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 129
Founded: Dec 11, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Milintia » Thu Jan 18, 2018 4:19 pm

Kannadrickium wrote:Maybe they should increase spending in the Arts too.

Anna Kendrick has been banned from the Soviet Union thanks to a vote from their Supreme Soviet.
- Los Anna Times

What did she do?

News is here.

Alternatively:

"People's Party of Milintia condemns government on World Assembly withdrawal despite voting for the bill" - The Independent Milintian
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I do not use NS Stats!
A level 16 civilisation, according to this index.
I'm Schrodinger's Nation; I'm both inside and outside of the WA until you pass a resolution.

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Kannadrickium
Diplomat
 
Posts: 819
Founded: Nov 04, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Kannadrickium » Thu Jan 18, 2018 4:24 pm

Milintia wrote:
Kannadrickium wrote:Maybe they should increase spending in the Arts too.

Anna Kendrick has been banned from the Soviet Union thanks to a vote from their Supreme Soviet.
- Los Anna Times

What did she do?

Don't know either.

/skip
ANNA KENDRICK IS THE MOST AWESOMEST PERSON IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE
Embassy Program: viewtopic.php?f=23&t=429543
Los Anna International Airport Storefront: viewtopic.php?f=6&t=430158

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Zitravgrad
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1115
Founded: Sep 27, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Zitravgrad » Thu Jan 18, 2018 8:20 pm

Kannadrickium wrote:
Milintia wrote:What did she do?

Don't know either.

/skip

>Soviet
>Western media
What do you expect?

Milintia wrote:"People's Party of Milintia condemns government on World Assembly withdrawal despite voting for the bill" - The Independent Milintian

"It is a tricky move... It feels as if they want it but don't want to admit it."
- Kazimir Ivanovich Miroslavsky


See in signature. Totally not running out of ideas.
"May Spring Actually Spring This Year."
LeadersQ&AOverview, Policies and NSstatsEmbassyOOC Things
Zitravgrad (Зітравград) is a late PMT unicameral semi-presidential nation with a convoluted form of state capitalism backed by technocrats. A post-nuclear war tundra wasteland, the nation has the aesthetics of 19th-20th century Eastern Slavic world, complicated by nanopunk sci-fi vibe. It has strong energy, mining, science and pharmaceutical industries but with stagnant agricultural sector. Workers are equal, but intelligentsia are divine. Started off as a badly-written romance with the background of sci-fi black political comedy. Above: "honest quote time".
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Uzumakistani Canada
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Jan 16, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Uzumakistani Canada » Thu Jan 18, 2018 8:24 pm

"Interesting......"
Prime Minister Sophia Hall


Uzumakistani Canada will be hosting the Olympics in the near future to acheive world peace and to improve diplomatic relations between several countries.

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The Pirate Worlds
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Jan 16, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby The Pirate Worlds » Thu Jan 18, 2018 8:24 pm

"Thats a huge load of wasted money just to have a bunch of people do sport"

News in sig
Yarghh
The Rogue Planets reborn
We aint usin NS stats for now..

NEWS Mutant golden retrievers roam Wastelands, causing panic.  Government in new record for lasting more than an hour "it was fun to try" says farmer self proclaimed president.

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Atkemri
Minister
 
Posts: 2115
Founded: Apr 14, 2017
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Atkemri » Thu Jan 18, 2018 8:26 pm

"That's really bad. Not one government has lasted for a hour?"
-Lucky Wells

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ATKEMRIAN NATIONAL NEWS: B.A.T (Berber Autonomous Territory) is having it's third annual أسبوع الاحتلال (Occupation week) denouncing the take over of Berber lands and 'mistreatment' of their people

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No NS stats are used
A 16 civilization, according to this index.
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Qroma
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 151
Founded: Jun 26, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Qroma » Thu Jan 18, 2018 8:34 pm

Hope you win the war.

The President openly stated his support for Scottish independence, resulting in a loss of support from the entire British Party. The Prime Minister stated his opposition to Scottish nationalism and lost foreign approval from the SNP.
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Kannadrickium
Diplomat
 
Posts: 819
Founded: Nov 04, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Kannadrickium » Thu Jan 18, 2018 8:51 pm

Well, hopefully that issue will be resolved soon.

Anna Kendrick is mistaken for Anna Kournikova in a Yahoo news article.
- Los Anna Times
ANNA KENDRICK IS THE MOST AWESOMEST PERSON IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE
Embassy Program: viewtopic.php?f=23&t=429543
Los Anna International Airport Storefront: viewtopic.php?f=6&t=430158

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Zitravgrad
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1115
Founded: Sep 27, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Zitravgrad » Fri Jan 19, 2018 12:47 am

"How? Kournikova is hotter."
- Zheneyasil Alexandrovna Slakova

Please see sig again... :p
"May Spring Actually Spring This Year."
LeadersQ&AOverview, Policies and NSstatsEmbassyOOC Things
Zitravgrad (Зітравград) is a late PMT unicameral semi-presidential nation with a convoluted form of state capitalism backed by technocrats. A post-nuclear war tundra wasteland, the nation has the aesthetics of 19th-20th century Eastern Slavic world, complicated by nanopunk sci-fi vibe. It has strong energy, mining, science and pharmaceutical industries but with stagnant agricultural sector. Workers are equal, but intelligentsia are divine. Started off as a badly-written romance with the background of sci-fi black political comedy. Above: "honest quote time".
News Outlet: First Page | Latest News

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Omnum
Secretary
 
Posts: 37
Founded: Sep 21, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Omnum » Fri Jan 19, 2018 12:54 am

Hah, amusing. If he lacks the guts to public speak, he is no man for the position.

Security regulations tightening following an indecent involving [REDACTED] Area III. Expect increase surveillance in office cubicles and public bathrooms.
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Glory to the state.

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