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Darussalam
Minister
 
Posts: 2469
Founded: May 15, 2012
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Darussalam » Fri Jun 05, 2020 6:35 pm

"I promise it for all of you that globalization will be its own undoing. The global information and telecommunication network renders sovereignty increasingly illegible, threatening the foundation of international order that rely on the legibility of the states as subversive subcultures emerge and proliferate at dizzyingly accelerating speed, exhausting attempts to reterritorialize them through high-intensity rent-seeking. Our civilization will collapse through DDOS attack against its own institutions, and we will dance upon its burning tombs."
- excerpt from a Realist (Collapse-Factionalist branch) speech, 2016 CE.
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The Eternal Phantasmagoria
Nation Maintenance
A Lovecraftian hybrid of totalitarian panopticon and crypto-anarchy with Arabian Nights aesthetics.

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La Montevideo
Secretary
 
Posts: 32
Founded: Jun 29, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby La Montevideo » Fri Jun 05, 2020 6:38 pm

We Shall Always Take Two Steps Forward, And None Back!


-Prime Minister Jair Gomez
La Unido Kingdoma Federal de La Montevideo
We Base Our Nation Off Of Stats
Our Current PM Sucks
National Info

Generation 40, the first time you see this copy and paste it to your sig and add 1 to the generation

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Minskiev
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1205
Founded: Apr 20, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Minskiev » Fri Jun 05, 2020 7:57 pm

“So wait a second, you’re telling me you put a walrus in a hamster wheel, and it STILL went faster than the minds of vegans trying to figure out the phrase ‘You are what you eat’?”
Gentlemen, you cant fight in here. This is the war room.
Rejected Times Staff
Most recent best F7 reply:
NS Stats partially baked, roasted, sautéed, braised, grilled, broiled, poached, and fried by BLYAT
Alastair-Ivan fanfic WIP - read today!

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Voxija
Diplomat
 
Posts: 737
Founded: Jan 17, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Voxija » Sun Jun 07, 2020 9:29 am

"During our history, we cleared substantial portions of the parts of Voxija's forests closer to the coast to make way for farms. Not plantations, and definitely not haciendas. Farms." - a Voxijan history teacher.
The Republic of Voxija (pronounced: Voshiya)
I'm female.
Oddly Jewish. Trying to learn French and failing. An American who wishes the US would switch to the metric system. Secret pyromaniac?

my politics are confused and muddled
Most of my grammar errors are on purpose. Sppeling errors, tho...
I'd rather be fishing. | Author of Issues 1324 and 1346.
I think that by now I've created more lore for my nation than most real-world nations have.
I actually don't speak Basque. I just think it's a cool language.

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Ashkera
Minister
 
Posts: 2480
Founded: May 14, 2015
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Ashkera » Tue Jun 09, 2020 2:07 am

"This country is so... distorted..."
- character from a manga, 2003

"Don't go near him. That man is an Ashkeran gangster!"
"I'm a legitimate businessman."
"Really, then what do you sell?"
"Only the three most important products - alcohol, tobacco, and firearms!"
"I dunno, I think I'm starting to like this guy."
- The Decredibles, Hollywood, 2006

"Welcome to the BRODEGA"
- sign over a manshop in downtown Galgatta

"Legally speaking, Communists are not a race, and therefore discriminating against Communists cannot be racism."
- post in forum argument, 2009

<sholkul987> Men already have a lot of T in their system, so Kalpyarin has less of an effect.
<dogbytesman> "Less" of an effect. Meaning, not no effect.
<sholkul987> Right. T is already really complicated, and phytoandrogen is even more complicated, especially since you can't tell by appearance.
<sholkul987> but men from this country can be pretty intense sometimes.
<dogbytesman> so like
<dogbytesman> should i take it?
- international chatroom, 2009

<dogbytesman> cruise ship says it's built on a 'fourth generation platform' and some of these guards look suuuper heavily armed
<dogbytesman> what's with that?
<yulki> it's atomic-powered
<yulki> nuke industry exhausted the power plant demand for GX in the late 90s
<yulki> ...you didn't know this?
- international chatroom, 2014

<zazazan> nah they make you wear that stuff so we know which white people are tourists
<zazazan> the areas that get lots of tourists some dippy white women said 'don't treat me like a stranger in my own country!' so the Army Party (IV) demanded it
<zazazan> because government here is practical
<clockbrd> Aren't you white though?
<zazazan> ya so
<yulki> don't make an issue about it clock
<clockbrd> Wait, what do you mean 'don't make it an issue'?
<yulki> Americans think our whites are their whites
<yulki> Ashkera doesn't have your legacy
<yulki> there is no Confederate States of Ashkera
<cmrdemrx> that ahlub tho
<cmrdemrx> global empire
<cmrdemrx> drug-fueled colonial imperialism
<clockbrd> really?
<cmrdemrx> military coup d'etats
<zazazan> comrade is just sad because the USSR was a less competent empire & didn't even last as long as the 4th emp & somehow killed more ppl
<cmrdemrx> by definition, socialist liberation cannot be imperialism
<yulki> yes, really
<yulki> lol when a literal drug-fueled murderbinge conquest is somehow less deadly than ur ideology maybe u should rethink it comrade
- international chatroom, 2009
#quotes
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第五大黒森帝国
Practice. Virtue. Harmony. Prosperity.

A secretive Dominant-Party Technocracy located in the southwest of the Pacific Ocean
Factbook: The Fifth Empire of Ashkera [2018/2030] (updated 18.04.29) / Questions
Roaming squads of state-sponsored body-builders teach nerds to lift. "Fifth generation" cruise ships come equipped with naval reactors. Insurance inspectors are more feared than tax auditors. Turbine-powered "super interceptor" police cruisers patrol high-speed highways.

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Ashkera
Minister
 
Posts: 2480
Founded: May 14, 2015
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Ashkera » Tue Jun 09, 2020 12:27 pm

Selman: But they aren't saying that they're superior. If anything, they're saying that they're morally inferior, that they're morally on the hook for a wide number of atrocities. How can that be racial incitement?
Dalzuul: But what right do they have to say that all the other Ashkerans of their ancestry are inferior? Were they unanimously chosen as representatives?
Selman: How could they be when the government bans racial organizing?
Kazaan: What got them in trouble was attempted ethnic formation. This is clearly a transnational ethnic identity. When we say that this group of Ashkerans are somehow responsible for atrocities committed by other countries, but that group aren't, what we are saying is that there are two Ashkeras. Either all of Ashkera are responsible, or only individuals are. There is only one Ashkera.
Selman: But when they go overseas, don't they benefit from their race?
Dalzuul: Don't we all?
Kazaan: Right, there's definitely an assumption made if you're... from the ancestral majority of Ashkerans, too. Did you know I never passed Calc I? It's a big shame, but I've had foreigners confront me with math problems.
Smith: ...Do you know how much violence we, that is our whole country, went through to get to this point? I- I think maybe I'm a bit offended here. To just throw it all away like that-
Selman: It's not about- you don't even feel the least bit responsible?
Smith: No! It's not fair! My ancestors fought in the wars, too! How can you say that? How can you say that I'm not really Ashkeran?!
Selman: That's not-
... * silence * ...
Kazaan: This is why they made the law, isn't it, Selman?
Dalzuul: We have to consider the big picture. When we sent bombers to stop the genocide in Intwaro, was that 'enough'? When our guidance and weapons allowed the Tellurans to defeat the Ismailic State, was that 'enough'?
Selman: I don't think it is, no.
Dalzuul: The Great Leap Forward killed 45 million people. There were Communists in Krasachea that wanted to kill everyone with eyeglasses. We stopped Communism in its tracks.
Selman: That's the bare minimum. You can't just say-
Dalzuul: No, I think we're running a very large positive integer, here. At what point will it be enough?
Selman: When everyone is safe, when everyone has their human rights and there is no discrimination, that will be enough.
Kazaan: You can't do that without conquering the entire Earth.
Selman: No, you can.
Kazaan: What happens if someone disagrees with the necessary measures? If someone wants a traditional culture but it produces less wealth, then isn't that choosing between equality and autonomy?
Selman: Haven't the government already made that choice with GX?
Smith: We're losing track of the topic under discussion, here. Attempting to separate the ethnic identity of yurodan* from kalyon is an attack on this country's national security. Our power comes from our unity, and our unity from our expectation that we all have each other's back in a crisis. If yurodan are morally unique and separate from kalyon, if they have different moral obligations, will they unite in crisis? This is the kind of toxic ideology these agitators are spreading. It is treasonous and no different from the MELF*. The arrest for racial incitement is just and right.
- current events talk show, 2020

yurodan - A shortening of the Ashkerron phrase "Native-born Ashkerans of European Ancestry," a minority at about 15% of the Ashkeran population.
kalyon - The native ancestral group of the Ashkeran home islands, although they were pre-dated by a now-extinct archaic hominid.
MELF - Militant European Liberation Front, an armed terrorist organization forcibly suppressed throughout the 1970s, with ties to Communist regimes.
第五大黒森帝国
Practice. Virtue. Harmony. Prosperity.

A secretive Dominant-Party Technocracy located in the southwest of the Pacific Ocean
Factbook: The Fifth Empire of Ashkera [2018/2030] (updated 18.04.29) / Questions
Roaming squads of state-sponsored body-builders teach nerds to lift. "Fifth generation" cruise ships come equipped with naval reactors. Insurance inspectors are more feared than tax auditors. Turbine-powered "super interceptor" police cruisers patrol high-speed highways.

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Tohorin
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 5
Founded: Sep 14, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Tohorin » Wed Jun 10, 2020 11:50 am

"Analogical thinking reflects a certain parallel perception between nature and the human body in 'primitive religions' if you buy into the theories of some German ethnologists and their American and Mexican students. That's why it's completely logical to help the Sun during the Winter Solstice, the shortest day and longest night when the great cosmic battle between the forces of day and night are unclear, the pitch moment of despair where the Sun is the weakest for completely agrarian societies dependent on it before fertile Spring and regeneration of life occurs.

Wh-what?

Pull down those pants big boy, we need a blood sacrifice and it'll only be a little pinch from this needle."

-Sundance Dancer clad in "night paint" and Private John Summers, human war captive
The Great Kingdom of Tohorin
"Welcome to the land of the Sun Goddess: Please be mindful of prickly plants and rattlesnakes when stepping. Now with music to set the mood."

Conceptually, more or less what I wanted Las Palmeras to be if it weren't so influenced by Modernist thought.

"Lol. Analogical thought is so primitive and savage XD"

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Auzkhia
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 27794
Founded: Mar 11, 2010
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Auzkhia » Wed Jun 10, 2020 11:54 pm

"Hopefully this will do, esteemed Chairperson."
-Maria J.H. Erdély, changing her name again.


"Artists and writers are really the soul of our realm and nation!"
-Georg Friedrich Aepfel, professor-emeritus of the Berlin University of the Arts

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New Lindale
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 362
Founded: Jun 21, 2018
Left-Leaning College State

Postby New Lindale » Thu Jun 11, 2020 12:30 am

"Cumberland's Officially Fought China On All Fronts, What Now?"
The Sardine, 2019

"America on The Brink: Is This the Start of a Civil War?"
The Informer, 2020

"South China, The Reverse of 1997?"
Baybrook Evening Time, 2020
Stefan Almeda, National People's Party of Saint Hilda
-NS Parliament

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Republica Federal de Catalunya
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1476
Founded: Nov 21, 2011
New York Times Democracy

Postby Republica Federal de Catalunya » Thu Jun 11, 2020 3:04 pm

"I will ask you in the test. Count-King Ferdinand II, signed the Guadalupe Arbitral Award, which put an end to the long armed conflict that, in Catalonia between 1461 and 1472 and between 1484 and 1485, had pitted the remença peasants against the feudal oligarchies. With the arbitral award of Guadalupe began the demolition of the feudal economic regime, which since the year 1000 had turned the remença peasants into, almost, slave labor; and the beginning of the end of the political power of the nobility, for the benefit of the crown.

In the case of the Remences revolutions, in Guadalupe, that confirmed Amer Agreement of 1485. it was ruled that in exchange for a payment of 60 working days for each farmhouse, the right to mistreat the peasants and many other minor lordly abuses were abolished. The peasants retained the useful dominion of the farmhouse (the right to exploitation), but not the property, and had to pay homage to the lord and pay for the tenure of their farmhouses and feudal rights, albeit transformed into ridiculous amounts.

Probably beyond my personal opinion. that is this one. The redemption of the remences is probably the most transcendental event in the history of Catalonia, one of the most influential in its later prosperity. Catalonia was the only country on the Ibèric Peninsula, and probably in southern Europe, that had a rural class rooted in the gleva, a rich, free and cultured peasantry.

According to most historians, the conflict that was resolved by the treaties of Amer 1485 and Guadalupe 1486. that it had been the first successful revolution in the modern history of Europe, and one of the few where revolutionaries saw part of their demands met. ”

The result of that sentence, in the medium and long term. Represented the appearance of a new free peasant class that would lead the country towards a pre-industrial economic mercantilist regime. Also the existence of that prosperity caused the arrival of migration from southern France in the XVIth and XVIIth century that allowed the recovery of the population level previous to the black death. And, that the accumulation of wealth allowed would culminate with the creation of the first Catalan factories: the distilleries of Reus, weapons factories of Ripoll, and, Barcelona and the textiles of Barcelona, From 1660. To the indies Company that exploited the triangular trade From Catalonia, Africa, caribbean, to (british, swedish and Dutch) Northern America or Northern Europe:England and Netherlands. From contacts in those places the Scientific revolution and latter to industrial revolution."

Antoni Rovira i Virgili (Historian, Professor, Journalist, Polician and President of the Parliament (1940) in Exile in London (1941-1945) and Parliament 1945-1949)

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Ashkera
Minister
 
Posts: 2480
Founded: May 14, 2015
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Ashkera » Thu Jun 11, 2020 10:06 pm

"Ashkeran Government Refusing to Disclose Future Winner of US Presidential Election
'We want it to be a surprise,' say officials"

- satirical news article, America, 2020

"San Francisco Autonomous Zone Rejected for GX Membership
'Lacks basic leadership infrastructure,' reads lone undergrad's report"

- satirical news article, America, 2020

"Galgatta 'Closely Monitoring' Global Outbreak of Protests
'R0 must be kept below 1 in GX nations,' say Ashkeran Officials"

- satirical news article, America, 2020

"Ashkera's Oppressive Government to Fall 'Any Day Now,' Insists Left-Wing Activist"
- satirical news article, America, 2017

"Ashkeran Takeover of US Government 'Only Cost-Effective Way' to Fix US Institutions, Argues Report
Move would either 'finally unite divided Americans in opposition' or 'failing that, at least put institutions in the hands of someone modestly competent,' write economists"

- satirical news article, America, 2020

"New Line of Cruise Ships 'has No Missiles' Insists Increasingly Nervous Ashkeran Royal Army Spokesman
Circular openings in 'fifth generation' cruise ship deck 'purely for aesthetic purposes,' claim Army representatives"

- satirical news article, America, 2018

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第五大黒森帝国
Practice. Virtue. Harmony. Prosperity.

A secretive Dominant-Party Technocracy located in the southwest of the Pacific Ocean
Factbook: The Fifth Empire of Ashkera [2018/2030] (updated 18.04.29) / Questions
Roaming squads of state-sponsored body-builders teach nerds to lift. "Fifth generation" cruise ships come equipped with naval reactors. Insurance inspectors are more feared than tax auditors. Turbine-powered "super interceptor" police cruisers patrol high-speed highways.

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Federation of American States
Secretary
 
Posts: 38
Founded: May 29, 2020
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Federation of American States » Thu Jun 11, 2020 10:17 pm

"It is better to Die than to live under the Rule of Karen" ~ a Citizen tired of the Behavior of 40-50 something Women bitching about People Ignoring stupid Covid-19 "Rules"
An alternative universes equvilent to the United States. Where the 18th-19th century American spirit continued on to modern times And which Poliitical correctness feminism and other communist subversion never existed or was crushed.
my nation is basically what the Founding Fathers actually Intended america to be.

I don't use NS stats. I use modern America as a baseline.

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Estainia
Senator
 
Posts: 4793
Founded: Jul 03, 2009
Father Knows Best State

Postby Estainia » Fri Jun 12, 2020 5:20 am

"It must be nice to have the requisite brain power to undergo the mental gymnastics necessary to justify blatant stupidity."

"That's a bit harsh, isn't it?"

"No. Stupid people need to be told that they're stupid so that they can overcome the stupidity."
- Imperials
ἡ μείζων ἀρχὴ τῆς Ἐσταινίας καὶ τῆς Ἀλισονίας
Is a bit of magic your thing, or scientific post-modernism?
Consider joining Rostil today and help build a lasting setting!

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Auzkhia
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 27794
Founded: Mar 11, 2010
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Auzkhia » Sun Jun 14, 2020 9:11 am

"Your majesty, the diet's resolution is here for your assent. It has the comrade chancellor's endorsement, and she considers it urgent that his majesty reviews it."
-Hofburg palace official.

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Mobius and the Biscay
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 59
Founded: Feb 07, 2020
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Mobius and the Biscay » Sun Jun 14, 2020 9:50 am

"Mobius as a nation has yet to achieve greatness. We may have a good economy, but I believe our politics could use an overhaul to ensure true freedom including undoing the so-called reforms done by 20 years of crypto-communism." - The Most Honourable Nora Peters, United Front Leader

"The moderate right is fighting a losing battle against the populist right. The United Front has attracted lots of former Justice Party voters with vague ideals that only serve to deceive and destroy our nation's decency." - Arnold Xavier, MJP MC from Albion
"The Knothole Accords was the legal birth of Mobius, the Lavender Revolution was the spiritual birth of Mobius." - Angela Berngau, PDP MC from Valio

Ignore NS Stats, this nation uses factbooks.

K thanks bai! - Brandon

Crowned republic, or semi-constitutional monarchy? You decide.

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Transmaura
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 50
Founded: Oct 02, 2018
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Transmaura » Tue Jun 16, 2020 7:13 am

Well, this the marquis of "Villaverga" notorious Stallion, son-in-law of the former king and father-in-law of the new one. Who is involved in many dark businesses like money laundering and known to be a famous but inept heart surgician. As it has been said what his father-in-law killed in war the killed in the Peace (hospital).

And, father of seven recognized children even worst than him.

An opositor to the regime.
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Mackjaracotavon
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 140
Founded: Jun 23, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Mackjaracotavon » Tue Jun 16, 2020 11:41 am

"I have learned that the world has come, and has spread thousands of spreadsheets. I have come from end to end, endless thousands of thousands of thousands of spreadsheets spread out of an endless array of endless types, from end to end." - An anonymous Cretian game developer and forum user, 2020.

OOC: You can thank Google Translate for this quote.
What is on my nation's front page does not reflect my nation in rp. It follows its own distinct lore that is separate from what is defined by the "issues" choices.

Kingom of Cretia, total monarchy founded in the Middle Ages and remains unchanged to this day.
All factbooks (https://www.nationstates.net/nation=mac ... l=factbook) are works in progress and subject to changes or retcons.

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Barboneia
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10528
Founded: Sep 17, 2014
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Barboneia » Thu Jun 18, 2020 10:52 pm

"It's a bad connection, so I'm gonna talk fast! The guy you're looking for is an ex-commando! He killed sixteen North Lander insurgents single-handed!"

"Get the fuck outta here."

"Yeah, nice, huh? He was with the Interior Ministry. Guy's some kinda Barboneian Green Beret. This guy can not come back to tell his story. You understand?"

"I hear you."

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"You're not gonna believe this. He killed sixteen Norwegians. The guy was an interior decorator."

"His house looked like shit."
- A Toriello Crime Family caporegime informing his subordinates of a target's background, 2001.

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The Peasant Republic
Secretary
 
Posts: 36
Founded: Jun 15, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby The Peasant Republic » Fri Jun 19, 2020 2:28 am

"No, please, not in front of my family!"

Georg of Saxony, Duke of Saxony and pretender to the Lordship of Frisia after he was, alongside his family, captured in the conclusion of the Siege of Dresden by the Freemen of Frisia. circa 1539 He, alongside his three sons, two daughters and wife, was skinned alive by the peasants upon the conclusion of the siege
The Peasant Republic | Republik der Bauern
For freedom, equality and justice; stand up, Freemen of the Marsh!
25 June 1598

Current Mission: Fighting privateers
Republican Fleet blockades Rugen as marines prepare to capture the island fort. | Ships captured from the pirate fleet deemed technologically obsolete, will be broken down in Freeman shipyards. | Peasant Revolt in Utrecht crushed by Prince-Bishop's goons. | League of Genoa gives Savoy an ultimatum to release recently-annexed territories in Central Italy. Is yet another Italian War inevitable?

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Azania-
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 17
Founded: Mar 07, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Azania- » Fri Jun 19, 2020 2:48 am

"We can no longer see or identify ourselves solely as members of a tribe, but as citizens of a nation of one people working toward a common purpose."

- Shaka kaSenzangakhona, at the Ulundi Conference.
The State of Azania

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A large sovereign state located in Sub-Saharan Africa.
15 August 1963
✉ News:Revolution in the Congo! | Rebel-allied Congolese military seizes control of Brazzaville | Fulbert Youlou deposed | Azanian troops deployed to the country

Sig based off -Astoria's
NS stats are non-canon
Any suggestions/questions regarding lore are welcome. Of course, I haven't thought everything out yet, but I'll do my best to answer any questions.

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Terra Britania
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 464
Founded: Jan 02, 2015
Father Knows Best State

Postby Terra Britania » Fri Jun 19, 2020 3:52 am

"I have a dream that one day, every man in this land will take hold of their OWN orlay[1]. A land of the TRULY free, damnit! A land of DEEDS, not words! Led by STRENGTH, not mooting[2]! Where the law forothers[3] to fit the burgher[4], not the other way around. Where weald[5] and gerighthood[6] are back where they belong, in the hands of the folk! Where every man is free to think—to do—for HIMSELF! Fuck all these limpdick lawyers and chickenshit bureaucrats! Fuck this twenty-four-seven internet spew of paltry bullshit! Fuck 'Americanish Pride'! Fuck the press! Fuck all of it! America is sick, rotten to its heart. There's no nering[7] it. We need to pull it out by the roots, wipe the slate clean, BURN it DOWN! And from the ashes, a new America will be born; andwicked[8], but untamed! The weak will be sifted, and the strongest will thrive—free to live as they see fit. They'll make America GREAT AGAIN! I have benitted[9] crig[10 as a business to get waled[11], so I can end crig as a business. In my new America, folk will die and kill for what they believe! Not for geld[12], not for oil, not for what they're told is right! Everyone will be free to fight his own fight! So... what do you think?"

- Steven Armstrong (1978 - ), Businessman, Politicer, Upper Senator of the Foroned States from Colorado, in a rede in May 2020; he would later win the Americanish Presidential Wale in November of the same year

[1] destiny
[2] committee, congress
[3] changes
[4] citizen
[5] power
[6] justice
[7] saving
[8] evolved
[9] used
[10] war
[12] money
♔ | ♔ | ♔ KINGRIC of ENGLAND || CASERLY GEMEANWEALTH ♔ | ♔ | ♔
MT set in alternate 2020. Terra Britania is an OOC name. NS stats shot with a longbow at Agincourt.
Factbooks - Overview - Canon Universe
The Sunday Post: Young man in Ealing wakes up with all fingers chopped off; deeder, if any, still unknown | Lorry carrying burnbere gas crashes, swerving to dodge incoming wagon, in highway 21 km south of Leicester; blows up, driver lightly wounded after fleeing wreck | Outlandsminister Joseph of Norfolk and diplomats from 6 other ONAF lands beseek Mecka two years after the Arabish Crig began; hold meet at the crigsthinkmel standing over the former Great Mosque
Harmonic Empire's bitch♡ | CK3 or Iron Harvest? | Yes | US placenames - draft 1.1 | くたばれSJW野郎どもよ | Current flag waifu: Jeanne d'Arc (Alter), from Fate/Grand Order

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Bellcon
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 19
Founded: Jul 10, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Bellcon » Fri Jun 19, 2020 5:54 am

"I kiss him and I like it. Who cares if you don't like it? Besides, Minister Joshua (Health Minister) is single so I didn't commit a crime. By the way, his lips is very soft. Would you like to see me kissing him again?"
Phil Hersey, Prime Minister of Bellcon
CONFEDERATION OF BELLCON
"Embrace Novelty"
Since 1869

A nation with astonishing environment and best weather living a lots of healthy citizens.

Current Leader
Harper Armstrong
Leader's stance
ForFree Trade, Democracy, Universal Healthcare, Press Freedom
AgainstSocialism, Dictatorship, Abortion, Warmonger

Bellconian Lion News: Mandatory apple eating at school, abolished;  Buy your apples!, Minister of Agriculture says | Bellconian government cuts tax rate from 70 to 35% | Hersey is gay? Rumors after he kiss Minister Joshua | No Homework Policy starts now in Bellcon, 'Take Home Activities' instead, Education Minister said | MPs lift the ban on all recreational drugs, black market skyrocketed

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Zitravgrad
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1163
Founded: Sep 27, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Zitravgrad » Fri Jun 19, 2020 7:16 am

"Let us again discuss the dialectics while drinking dead leaf water from a small bowl made of clay hardened by fire while sitting on a platform with legs made of wood. How deconstructed do you want my figure of speech? How fractured do you like your view on reality?"
Signed with due regards -- His Excellency, Kazimir Ivanovich Miroslavsky
Premier of the United Federation of Zitravgrad, Commander-in-Chief of Zitravgradian Armed Forces, Director of National Law Enforcement Committee


"Oh, please. I am more into... thought-provoking poetic description more than precise and restricted deconstruction. That said, dead leaf water will still be nice, though. If you don't mind, I would like some sweetener."
[picks up a jar of honey]
"Ah, yes. The reward of the effort we never made... outright stolen from a race of insects that works day and night. The fact that it came from wildflowers is even more dramatic."

- Vladimir Kirillovich Zaradinsky, Zitravgradian poet and Workers' Party member
❄ ❄ United Federation of Zitravgrad ❄ ❄
PMT post-revolution, nuclear-ravaged crowned republic in post-imperialism retro futuristic universe -- not in IRL world. Mixed market, social democratic oligarchy with technocratic ideals and cultural nationalism parading powerless church and monarchy. A nation of PTSD hidden under the mask of complete normalcy, while other masks are those of police state and stratocracy. Sometimes, we keep the wasteland shut and pretend it isn't there. On its way to cope with reality, the new Roaring Twenties arrives with aesthetics, drama and depression. | Dispatch of Cats (Closed)

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Estainia
Senator
 
Posts: 4793
Founded: Jul 03, 2009
Father Knows Best State

Postby Estainia » Sat Jun 20, 2020 5:38 pm

"I have watched small children do unspeakable things. Not because they had intent, but because they had no idea what they were doing and were caught up in the sheer wonder of magic. Wizened old magicians like me are dangerous because we have practiced. Magic is dangerous because it is, not because of the intent of the magician." - HDH Cornelius Andius, OGS, excerpt from On Magic, a collection of manuscripts from a variety of magicians first compiled in 432 AD.
ἡ μείζων ἀρχὴ τῆς Ἐσταινίας καὶ τῆς Ἀλισονίας
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Postby The Peasant Republic » Mon Jun 22, 2020 12:18 am

"Trade is the lifeblood of our economy, Filips. Of every hundred ducat that we make, 73 is of trade. A further 19 is of the produce that we make for the explicit reason of trading. We make little from tax. This means we have little need for an army. Bolster the navy -and with it our marines- and forgo the tax-hole that is an army. All we need are guards to protect our factories, manufactories and stock exchanges."
Rudolf Polkamp, Burghermiester to Filips fan Batenburg, Great Syndic of the Republic circa 1592
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