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Branislau
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 5
Founded: Nov 06, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Branislau » Wed Nov 14, 2018 2:56 pm

“It was not the most unpleasant of holidays. Whilst I was very happy to have a hotel in an industrialised society, with A/C and the like, I still felt like an outsider. I’m Caucasian and a non-practicing Christian, so I don’t think many would’ve like me. They were hospitable at the least and quite helpful.”
- Mary Schultz
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Grand Duchy of BranislauGott rette Branislau!

The Grand Duchy of Branislau is a small, landlocked semi-constitutional monarchy in Central Europe. It is situated on the Spree river, surrounded by the German state of Saxony. It is majority Slavic, and is ruled by the von Branislau family. The Grand Duchess is Katerina II.


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Altion
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 46
Founded: Nov 06, 2018
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Altion » Wed Nov 14, 2018 2:58 pm

"Branislau was absolutely wonderful! Got some strange looks though. Someone stepped on my tail and it still hurts... ;-;"
- Ibskidia Tourist.
Human of the English variety. Male. Atheist. Enjoys TG's. Please. I'm lonely.
The Blaatschapen wrote:
Valrifell wrote:
You can not physically break c without going massless. Astronauts need mass.

Well, theoretically you could warp spacetime but that's like real hard unless you have a lot of mass.


I suggest sending Christians, they have mass quite often.

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Movyana
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Posts: 24
Founded: Oct 30, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Movyana » Wed Nov 14, 2018 3:00 pm

that was nice, i shall visit again sometime. -Vladimir Sokolov
Date: 14/11/1950

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Sanjurika
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 22
Founded: Sep 21, 2016
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Sanjurika » Wed Nov 14, 2018 3:01 pm

Altion wrote:"Branislau was absolutely wonderful! Got some strange looks though. Someone stepped on my tail and it still hurts... ;-;"
- Ibskidia Tourist.

"Very well off and certainly an up and coming nation. The rampant drugs was a little disorienting, but fun nonetheless. Lack of eucalyptus was disturbing"
Citizen of the North Pacific
Lover of Koalas!

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(")_(") This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination

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Silver Commonwealth
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1256
Founded: Aug 16, 2018
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Silver Commonwealth » Wed Nov 14, 2018 3:03 pm

"Freedom and compassion, they say? How about neither? Degeneracy runs rampant there as well - few men from steel have been left there."
Australian tourist.
✥ The News ✥
- SNN
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✪ Leadership ✪
- President Tom
- Other Leaders
⚒ The World Syndicalist Republics of Silver Commonwealth ⚒
| ☐ Home ☐| * SC in HOI4 * | ★SC's Radio&Locations★ |❇ Constitution ❇|✧Military✧|
✝ Anthem ✝|
_[][][][][][][L'''][Σ][][~][][][]_
̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\(▀_(▀_(▀_(▀_(▀_(▀_(▀_▀)_▀)_▀)_▀)_▀)_▀)_▀)/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿

''Not a Democracy, But a Republic''

We are not really anti-WA, but it is simply useless for us, as we have UCN already... (United Commonwealth Nations)

>Tfw your eyes hurt less than those, who use light theme exclusively, due of constantly switching from light to dark theme

Me_irl: when you consider yourself center-left, yet you have become more partisan, and secretly dislike moderates

SC doesn't represent my views

OOC

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Skyhooked
Senator
 
Posts: 3697
Founded: Mar 18, 2016
Anarchy

Postby Skyhooked » Wed Nov 14, 2018 5:14 pm

"They claim, that just because they are fascists, they are better than other folks! Men of steel... ha! During the revolt, we kicked fascist asses really hard, and Silver Commonwealth fascists ain't tougher than those back home. Well, at least some local foods are tasty..."-Battle Bonded clan warrior.
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Skyhooked is MT/PMT with a few FT elements. Military is factbook only. NS stats can be used too.
If you wanna know more about this haven of sin: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=418281&start=300

Our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches and tons of souvenirs. And our current special: All booze 20% discount. Despite a common stereotype, we are not crime ridden place.

Refreshing News:
Grand debates about national anthem are still there. Manowar - Warriors of the world VS Alestorm - Drink. Which song will win it's place?People still can't decide./We, Skyhookers, will officially stand with Hong Kong! Fight on, dudes!

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Altion
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 46
Founded: Nov 06, 2018
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Altion » Thu Nov 15, 2018 6:43 am

"I... it was v-very loud, it s-stank of w-weed and someone stepped on m-my tail and it s-still hasn't s-stopped hurting... >~<"
- Âlat Eon after a diplomatic visit.
Human of the English variety. Male. Atheist. Enjoys TG's. Please. I'm lonely.
The Blaatschapen wrote:
Valrifell wrote:
You can not physically break c without going massless. Astronauts need mass.

Well, theoretically you could warp spacetime but that's like real hard unless you have a lot of mass.


I suggest sending Christians, they have mass quite often.

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Barboneia
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10448
Founded: Sep 17, 2014
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Barboneia » Thu Nov 15, 2018 9:02 am

"What a shithole. If it weren't inhabited by so many degenerative non-humans, it probably would be a lot nicer." - Anonymous Northern Barboneian.
The Commonwealth of Barboneia
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DeLongtasia
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Posts: 87
Founded: Jun 10, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby DeLongtasia » Thu Nov 15, 2018 9:07 am

Barboneia wrote:"What a shithole. If it weren't inhabited by so many degenerative non-humans, it probably would be a lot nicer." - Anonymous Northern Barboneian.

This place is nice and all, enjoyable people and government officials but, but, it's so free! 5/10 on Zoogle Maps- Supreme Commander For Life Cameron DeLong
0.80 (Authoritarian Regime) on the Democracy Index
Our nation is proud member of the Confederation of Corrupt Dictators
We are autocracy at its finest!
"Be Careful Not To Choke On Your Convictions."- Darth Vader

"No one can change a person, but someone can be a reason for that person to change."- Spongebob Squarepants

"That’ll do, Donkey. That’ll do."- Shrek

"To laugh yourself is to love yourself."- Mickey Mouse

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Serailia
Secretary
 
Posts: 33
Founded: Oct 08, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Serailia » Thu Nov 15, 2018 9:09 am

"Nope. Bye." -Tourist
The United Socialist States · 統一的社會主義國家 · संयुक्त समाजवादी राज्यों · Los estados socialistas unidos · Negara sosialis bersatu · الدول الاشتراكية المتحدة · ঐক্যবদ্ধ সমাজতান্ত্রিক রাষ্ট্র · Объединенные социалистические государства
"Life is like a 12-year-old playing Fortnite: It's horrible every step of the way, and you'll never win." -Me
A fun video to explain how serailia works: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Join The Coalition Against Conservative Nations: https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1128176

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Hystaria
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 497
Founded: Jul 04, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Hystaria » Thu Nov 15, 2018 9:10 am

Serailia wrote:"Nope. Bye." -Tourist

...this is a gross interpretation of equality
A [Tier:9 Level:1 Type:9
Power Comparator: (see below)5.2, according to this index.

(Please quote me in forums to find your response, please, that would be nice.)
Trade with me, trade without Idelogys harming us, Money doesn't care what side you are on.
i swear my eternal service to the lasaga lord and wish to spread it to all i meet .
[spoiler= Official Allies]Bolkenia
Kowani wrote:Hystaria. They’re both edgy, but only one of them is a special kind of edgy.

I dont use NS states, I use factbooks.

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Serailia
Secretary
 
Posts: 33
Founded: Oct 08, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Serailia » Thu Nov 15, 2018 9:12 am

"I Swear, the neighbors are getting more oppressive by the minute." -Tourist
The United Socialist States · 統一的社會主義國家 · संयुक्त समाजवादी राज्यों · Los estados socialistas unidos · Negara sosialis bersatu · الدول الاشتراكية المتحدة · ঐক্যবদ্ধ সমাজতান্ত্রিক রাষ্ট্র · Объединенные социалистические государства
"Life is like a 12-year-old playing Fortnite: It's horrible every step of the way, and you'll never win." -Me
A fun video to explain how serailia works: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Join The Coalition Against Conservative Nations: https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1128176

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Centauria Universe
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Posts: 24
Founded: Nov 13, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Centauria Universe » Thu Nov 15, 2018 9:19 am

"So much degeneracy... I swear dressing and acting modestly isnt that hard, but these people seem to act uncivilized deliberately"
-Centaurian tourist visiting Serailia
The Commonwealth of Centauria

The only major interstellar state in a pocket universe 200,000 lightyears across. Cyberpunk aesthetics and ridiculously fast space travel, but a dysfunctional gouvernment and economic recession.

---news---starfleet in disrepair---chairwoman leolome scotholm visits new rhea---next five-year-plan aims to combat unemployment---tired of life in the ecumene? araigast is a tropical paradise at the great barrier, and full of wonderful resorts!---heremir system in hands of separatist scum---are you doing your service to the commonwealth? service guarantees category alpha citizenship!---end of news---

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Marcianus
Envoy
 
Posts: 269
Founded: Aug 16, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Marcianus » Thu Nov 15, 2018 4:23 pm

"A country that oppresses its own people? Evil! Great spaceships, though."
The Year is 3591.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClMNARjL6d8PYGEz1fKJhEA
I have fallen to the dark side when it has come to NStats. I hate them like I hate sand! They're course, rough, irritating, and they get everywhere!!!!
Pro= Socialism, Women and Mens rights, LGBTQ, Environmentalism, Equal Rights, Populism, Vegetarianism, Anarchism, etc.
Anti= Communism, Capitalism, Money, The Media, Politics, Political Parties, War, Government, etc.
NOTE: When you go to read my factbooks, open the "dispatches" section, not the "factbooks" section. All of the factbooks will be in there.

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The Arihver
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Nov 08, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby The Arihver » Thu Nov 15, 2018 4:31 pm

"I was somehow able to visit the future, colonized Mars, It was a wonderful experience, the lower gravity was was an interesting adjustment. In many ways it shows what we should strive to achieve on the red planet (Winks in communism)"
☭The Arihveran Socialist State☭

TL;DR: Technology and equality focused militant democratic socialist


Arihveran State News: Referendum on the re-establishment of democracy is soon to be held. The "permanent leader, voted representatives" option is popular in polls following the corruption scandal and attempted coup by representatives

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The Isle of Beithe
Envoy
 
Posts: 338
Founded: Sep 12, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby The Isle of Beithe » Thu Nov 15, 2018 4:35 pm

"I went to Arihver and all I got were these useless Iridite Stars."
THE ALLIED STATES OF THE ISLE OF BEITHE
MAIN FACTBOOK | SIDE FACTBOOKS | EMBASSY PROGRAMME | NEWS | CURRENT POLITICS
Head of State: President Ehrich W. Kemp | World Location: Australasia | Government Type: Constitutional democratic federation (official), meritocratic authoritarian democracy (unofficial)
Level 7 World Power according this index. Member of INTERPOL. Current RPs: 1. Political Views.

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The Zravvisk
Secretary
 
Posts: 27
Founded: Jan 07, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby The Zravvisk » Thu Nov 15, 2018 7:35 pm

"I had fun during Reytqa a’luy. Many people complemented on my costume, but I soon realized that they were talking about my feathers and break rather than the costume I bought. I wonder how many of them realized I was an alien that just happens to look like a bird rather than it being a costume. I also don't normally drink alcohol, but made an exception to try the fopla for this event. Quite good."
-Sliver Feather
Zravvisk is the name of our species, but other people commonly call us "Space Dragons".
Don't meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and tolerable with ketchup.
A day in the Armada isn't too different from a Star Trek episode if almost eveyone in the Federation was a dragon and spiritual.
Trying to collect every NS pokemon card. Almost 630 collected.

La Paz de Los Ricos wrote:They believe the stars are full of wonder, when they are, in fact, GIANT, BURNING DEMON-SPHERES OF SIGHT-BLINDING, GRAVITY-CREATING, LIFE-ENDING, OVERALL DEADLINESS.

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The Canadian Confederacy of Provinces
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Posts: 78
Founded: Jun 27, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby The Canadian Confederacy of Provinces » Thu Nov 15, 2018 7:55 pm

The Zravvisk wrote:"I had fun during Reytqa a’luy. Many people complemented on my costume, but I soon realized that they were talking about my feathers and break rather than the costume I bought. I wonder how many of them realized I was an alien that just happens to look like a bird rather than it being a costume. I also don't normally drink alcohol, but made an exception to try the fopla for this event. Quite good."
-Sliver Feather


I was arrested for smoking a cigarette while arguing with & offending an AI ATM about the flaws of socialism after curfew.
`An angry tourist

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Haja-Mishu
Diplomat
 
Posts: 876
Founded: Jun 27, 2014
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Haja-Mishu » Thu Nov 15, 2018 7:58 pm

"These people were annoying as hell."
- Crabber
WARNING: Before reading sig, please understand I can't refund your wasted time.
A Pocketguide to Atrahasian Philosophy
Basic Info | Embassy Program (Active)
Telegrams Welcome
Mesopotamian Aesthetic? Giant Island City? Unfathomably Large Sea Monsters? Free Market Capitalist Economics? Strict Neutrality? That's Us.
We're the only most communitarian laissez-faire capitalists you'll ever meet!
We aren't from Earth
god this sig sucks
Proud Member of The Fourth Sovereign Charter, you should be too!

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Marcianus
Envoy
 
Posts: 269
Founded: Aug 16, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Marcianus » Thu Nov 15, 2018 8:21 pm

"Jesus. I love capitalism too, but man, calm down!"
The Year is 3591.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClMNARjL6d8PYGEz1fKJhEA
I have fallen to the dark side when it has come to NStats. I hate them like I hate sand! They're course, rough, irritating, and they get everywhere!!!!
Pro= Socialism, Women and Mens rights, LGBTQ, Environmentalism, Equal Rights, Populism, Vegetarianism, Anarchism, etc.
Anti= Communism, Capitalism, Money, The Media, Politics, Political Parties, War, Government, etc.
NOTE: When you go to read my factbooks, open the "dispatches" section, not the "factbooks" section. All of the factbooks will be in there.

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Broader Confederate States
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Posts: 99
Founded: Nov 11, 2018
Capitalizt

Postby Broader Confederate States » Thu Nov 15, 2018 8:27 pm

"That place was awesome. I've always been a space kinda guy, but to actually go to Mars was amazing. Plus the people there were often very nice, which was a shock considering they're all city folk. All the lights in the night sky... beautiful."
—Martin McNeely

"It was alright... way too busy, though, I couldn't sleep."
—Walton Jacks
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President: Capt. Bailey A. Washington (U.S. & C.S. Navy, ret.) | Location: Southern U.S., plus Puerto Rico and Alaska | Government Type: Confederation | Timeframe: Mid 2060s | Technology: Mostly MT | OOC
Doesn't use NS Stats | Not actually called the BCS IC, but CSA was taken.
america_irl | --proud to be anti-federalist--

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The New Panem State
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: May 10, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby The New Panem State » Thu Nov 15, 2018 8:45 pm

Broader Confederate States wrote:"That place was awesome. I've always been a space kinda guy, but to actually go to Mars was amazing. Plus the people there were often very nice, which was a shock considering they're all city folk. All the lights in the night sky... beautiful."
—Martin McNeely

"It was alright... way too busy, though, I couldn't sleep."
—Walton Jacks

“Their drinks were rather simple to say the least, and their people are permitted by law to carry guns around, which made me uncomfortable.”
-a resident of the Capitol
"Ideas are much more dangerous than guns. We would not let our enemies have guns, why should we let them have ideas?"
THE HORN OF PLENTY OVERFLOWS!
Stand with us, all of us, together as one, today, tomorrow, and forever! Hail Panem!

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Barboneia
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10448
Founded: Sep 17, 2014
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Barboneia » Thu Nov 15, 2018 9:23 pm

”I swear I read a book about a place like this in secondary school.” - Anonymous college student.
The Commonwealth of Barboneia
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Astoriya
Diplomat
 
Posts: 655
Founded: Oct 04, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Astoriya » Thu Nov 15, 2018 10:35 pm

'Hmm.. CCTV cameras everywhere you look, and random executions in the streets, err, no thanks.'
-name withheld

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The Federated Soviets of North America
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 163
Founded: Oct 31, 2018
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Federated Soviets of North America » Thu Nov 15, 2018 11:39 pm

"It was pretty nice"
- North American tourist




f a c t b o o k s p l s
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★ The Federated Soviets of North America ★
"To a world of liberty and equality for all!"
A council communist federation that emerged from the ashes of a period of mass social upheaval in North America.
This nation takes place in a world where humanity is in the early stages of expanding into space.
Embassy/Consulate Program
Anthem
*Notices your means of production*
“☭w☭ what’s this?”

NSstats and policies are not canon, especially ID chips.

★ MADE BY COUNCIL COM GANG ★

This nation reflects my views.

Gauchos/Vaqueros be like: ¡llíja!

Me IRL
POLL: Would you live in the federation?
I decided to compile some of my other Civ ideas

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