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Auseriel
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 5
Founded: Feb 05, 2018
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Auseriel » Fri Mar 16, 2018 6:51 am

"Sir, I have no idea how you managed to bypass security but I shall be gentle with you. You are on old man, worthy of my respect, but this is bizarre!

I shall escort downstairs but before that, please wear something more suitable. You are in your 'pajamas."'
Our Queen Regnant Eva Jensen and the Royal Chief Adviser Josephine Huppert

Auseriel is an absolute monarchy, situated in modern-day France, that is ruled by the House of Bourbon who managed to suppress the French revolution and continue to rule the realm.

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Wolflandil
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 183
Founded: Jun 15, 2014
Father Knows Best State

Postby Wolflandil » Fri Mar 16, 2018 6:55 am

"My, my, What a scandal." - The Tsar laughing.
civilization
Just your average space fairing magic slinging were-animals.
[This nation does not follow NS Stats.]
Tier:8
Level:8
Type:9
Comparitive Power:5
According to this scale
/The Embassy Program of Wolflandil
Almazic News: AI invades Zheltyy Controled planet, Zheltaya Armiya has been deployed. Wolfic Man attempts to assault a waitress, after the waitress threw him through a brick wall he became the first Wolfic who died in a hospital In two decades. Wolfic Army begins massive rearmament.

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Low bloods
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 169
Founded: Nov 22, 2013
Father Knows Best State

Postby Low bloods » Fri Mar 16, 2018 10:23 am

"Want any breakfast."-Oni
If you can see us...
Something must surely be wrong.

We dont use NS stats here.
*flips over a trash can and screaches*
(Translation: For all those that still seem confused after I explained. If not carry on have a nice day.)
Being a king of corpse doesn't make you dead or a skeleton, the current king is not a skeleton.(There is only one skeleton, and that is Death.)
Low bloods is not hell (It may have some demons but not all are demons) but it's not Hell, it's more like any fantasy land, a modernised midevil world.

A post I made about C/LT and YLR threads
current news: The time for screams are here! The dead post on forums more often than usual.

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Stanier
Envoy
 
Posts: 264
Founded: Aug 28, 2017
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Stanier » Fri Mar 16, 2018 10:26 am

"Non so come sei arrivato qui, ma è ora che te ne vada" (I don't know how you got in here, but it's time for you to leave) - Sing Antonio Scaletta

*Grabbing onto Oni's tail tightly* "Altri cinque minuti per favore..." (Five minutes more please...) - Angelina Scaletta, half-asleep
Undergoing retconning.
Call me Lima
NS stats are used, except when contradicted by yours truly in the factbooks
Slowly learning Italian
Factbooks
Embassy Program
OOC (Actual political opinions here)
Now it's time... For a change.

Stanierian News Broadcasting: Undergoing serious retconning. Please wait. Sneak peek: Set two years in the future, post Sing Scaletta (Scaletta and friends will be kept around for nostalgia purposes).

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Astrakhstan
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 8
Founded: Jan 25, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Astrakhstan » Fri Mar 16, 2018 12:03 pm

"My bed is for me and me alone. There's no reason it should ever have three or even two people in it. You're both decent people, and I don't mind your company, but this is where I draw the line.

If you must do this again in the future... bring Aiko."
- Dr. Chichigova

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Eisenhurst
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 19
Founded: Oct 14, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Eisenhurst » Fri Mar 16, 2018 12:15 pm

"I said you could examine me, but being in Reichstag is too far... What are you doing? Observing my charging habit? By Lovelace's Grace... You are too close."
...
"The fact that you slept over the charging cable didn't help, my dear."
- August Antonius von Eisenhurst
"No Providence, No Fortune, Only our Merits | For the Fatherland and the Corporatocracy"
Anthem | OOC | Predecessor: Project Thuringia
Set in a parallel universe in which many technologies are introduced decades earlier than real-life, but stuck in 1815-style balance of power, Eisenhurst is a nation of machines built upon the ruins of a machine empire, and led by a mechanical dictator built in 1920 as the center of the Hive Mind, formerly hidden under the guise of a corporation
Reichstag Zeitung: *military marches and real-time economic reports running on repeat* | The Paperclip Helper voted the most annoying helper... ever.
Meme Time | Talk to our Leader here. (A chatbot, not Q&A. Last updated on 22/Sep/18. Please stop asking if he is gay or Nazi.)

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The South Falls
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 7766
Founded: Oct 18, 2017
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The South Falls » Fri Mar 16, 2018 12:34 pm

"Alright, alright. Pile out of here. How are you even here? There are no charging ports, I've had them removed for electrical work. I'm sorry, but could you please stop invading my bed? I know there's no reason for you to be here."
-August Johnson
This is an MT or PMT nation that reflects some of my beliefs, trade deals and debate always welcome! Call me TeaSF. A level 8, according to This Index.
Satsuki is in fact the edgiest I could get without breaking site rules.
You have seen a wild South Fallus Fallusi Texaso nativa. Your Friendly Neighborhood Black Kid. Social Democrat,
sometimes breaks rules. Sorry! I've got myself a nice situation with tea, so I'm doing good there.

Political Compass Results:

Economic: -6.88
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -7.28

I make dumb jokes. I'm really serious about that. Yes, we're pretty much a different Australia.

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The Zravvisk
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 7
Founded: Jan 07, 2017
Father Knows Best State

Postby The Zravvisk » Fri Mar 16, 2018 12:40 pm

"Little one, what made you think it was a good to sleep next to the creature that has a superior tonnage and occasionally rolls in its sleep? I don't want to wake up and find out that I accidentally killed someone in my sleep. Now, is there something I can do for you?"
-Valstrath Dragua
Zravvisk is the name of our species, but other people commonly call us "Space Dragons". We also do not use NS stats.
Don't meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and tolerable with ketchup.
A day in the Armada isn't too different from a Star Trek episode, if everyone in the Federation was a space dragon and spiritual.
A 8 civilization (tier 9, level 0, type 7) according to https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=363018

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New England and her Territories
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Mar 06, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby New England and her Territories » Fri Mar 16, 2018 12:41 pm

what happened -Duchess Elizabeth Valarie
constitutional monarchy
noun ˌkɑn·stɪˈtu·ʃə·nəl ˈmɑn·ər·ki/ also limited monarchy

a system of government in which a king or queen is head of state, but laws are made and put into effect by a legislature, or a country that has this system of government

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The South Falls
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 7766
Founded: Oct 18, 2017
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The South Falls » Fri Mar 16, 2018 1:05 pm

"What made you think that showing up here was fine? *Slaps* *Rolls off bed* That should teach you, to stop trying to get in my pants."
-Victoria Satsuki
This is an MT or PMT nation that reflects some of my beliefs, trade deals and debate always welcome! Call me TeaSF. A level 8, according to This Index.
Satsuki is in fact the edgiest I could get without breaking site rules.
You have seen a wild South Fallus Fallusi Texaso nativa. Your Friendly Neighborhood Black Kid. Social Democrat,
sometimes breaks rules. Sorry! I've got myself a nice situation with tea, so I'm doing good there.

Political Compass Results:

Economic: -6.88
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -7.28

I make dumb jokes. I'm really serious about that. Yes, we're pretty much a different Australia.

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Northern Poland
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1083
Founded: Feb 23, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Northern Poland » Fri Mar 16, 2018 2:22 pm

"What Are you doing here, I'm trying to sleep?" "By the way, if your going to do this again, please bring cake."

-President Alekzander Whitt, being very hungry
Not the Best Role player, word of advice.
{_★_} [_★_]
(• – •) ( '_' )

PRO: Socialism, Social democratic Parties, Arming the Workers, Atheism, Religions, LGBT, Free Speech (To a certain Extent) Patriotism, Bernie Sanders (Somewhat)
ANTI: Hitler, Mussolini, Nationalism, ANTIFA,ISIS, Trump, Hillary, Russia, US leaving the 2015 Paris Agreement,Stalinist Communism, Authoritarian Communism, Nazi Germany, Empire Of Japan, North Korea.
Kawaii Seals wrote:SWEET NECTAR OF THE GODS

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Zitravgrad
Diplomat
 
Posts: 963
Founded: Sep 27, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Zitravgrad » Fri Mar 16, 2018 2:27 pm

"If you are going to scream anything, I don't understand Polish. But my husband does, so wait until he wakes up."
- Dr. Feodora Alexeievna Miroslavskaya
"Order and Solidarity under the Blue Banner!"
OverviewLeadersPlaylistTravel GuideQ&AEmbassy
Zitravgrad (Зітравград) is a PMT nation with a convoluted form of state capitalism backed by technocrats. A post-nuclear war tundra wasteland, the nation has the aesthetics of Soviet Union and War and Peace, messed up by steampunk. It has strong energy, mining and pharmaceutical industries but with stagnant agricultural sector. It is expecting an election in December 2018. NSStats not used, but somewhat acceptable.
Kremlin's Press: Civil servants and party members wearing all black for the upcoming Nuclear Remembrance Day on 18 November | The Kremlin Lifeguard Regiment leaving the capital to aid a foreign ally, says the spokesman

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Blodrike
Envoy
 
Posts: 224
Founded: Sep 14, 2017
Libertarian Police State

Postby Blodrike » Fri Mar 16, 2018 2:30 pm

"I thought you weren't interested in me. But in any case, you have no need to fear your husband, as long as you're in my palace."

Frøya
~~~ THE BLOOD REALM ~~~
"For queen and realm"

An enchanted Scandinavian land with vampires, dragons and other fantastical creatures. Tech is PT/FanT.
All hail the beautiful and powerful Queen Frøya

Nation is just for fun • Does not use NS stats

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Kjalaara
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 22
Founded: Sep 28, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Kjalaara » Fri Mar 16, 2018 4:03 pm

"Would you like a stake for breakfeast, probably with some garlic? How do you like the eggs, sunny side up?"

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Low bloods
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 169
Founded: Nov 22, 2013
Father Knows Best State

Postby Low bloods » Fri Mar 16, 2018 11:40 pm

"I've never had steak in a breakfast type of deal, I don't think I could handle it."-Oni
If you can see us...
Something must surely be wrong.

We dont use NS stats here.
*flips over a trash can and screaches*
(Translation: For all those that still seem confused after I explained. If not carry on have a nice day.)
Being a king of corpse doesn't make you dead or a skeleton, the current king is not a skeleton.(There is only one skeleton, and that is Death.)
Low bloods is not hell (It may have some demons but not all are demons) but it's not Hell, it's more like any fantasy land, a modernised midevil world.

A post I made about C/LT and YLR threads
current news: The time for screams are here! The dead post on forums more often than usual.

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Metcalfer2
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 465
Founded: Sep 06, 2014
Father Knows Best State

Postby Metcalfer2 » Sat Mar 17, 2018 12:22 am

'Why is my bed full of men dressed in black. Wait is that guy dead?"-Kaiser William
IC: do not use the 2 in our name
I have now made a (relatively garbage) bio on my leader, more will be added on later.

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Tahuriya
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 18
Founded: Aug 04, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Tahuriya » Sat Mar 17, 2018 12:24 am

Metcalfer2 wrote:'Why is my bed full of men dressed in black. Wait is that guy dead?"-Kaiser William

You must be the most imperialist man to have ever imperial.
- Federal Chancellor Hassana ibna Hassan al-Aziz
REVAMPED SIGNATURE COMING SOON!

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The Zravvisk
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 7
Founded: Jan 07, 2017
Father Knows Best State

Postby The Zravvisk » Sat Mar 17, 2018 2:43 am

"Hello there little one. Please do not do this again, I sometimes roll in my sleep. Now, is there something I can help you with?"
-Valstrath Dragua
Last edited by The Zravvisk on Sat Mar 17, 2018 2:45 am, edited 1 time in total.
Zravvisk is the name of our species, but other people commonly call us "Space Dragons". We also do not use NS stats.
Don't meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and tolerable with ketchup.
A day in the Armada isn't too different from a Star Trek episode, if everyone in the Federation was a space dragon and spiritual.
A 8 civilization (tier 9, level 0, type 7) according to https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=363018

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Metcalfer2
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 465
Founded: Sep 06, 2014
Father Knows Best State

Postby Metcalfer2 » Sat Mar 17, 2018 3:03 am

"My bed, my poor comfortable bed, whhhhyyyyyy"-Kaiser William
IC: do not use the 2 in our name
I have now made a (relatively garbage) bio on my leader, more will be added on later.

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Karkosa
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Nov 03, 2016
Anarchy

Postby Karkosa » Sat Mar 17, 2018 5:28 am

"For hours you kept arguing that you never take the bottom bunk because reasons as you have put it. I left this hellhole of a bunker for two minutes only to come back and find you in my bunk would you care to explain yourself Billy?"

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Low bloods
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 169
Founded: Nov 22, 2013
Father Knows Best State

Postby Low bloods » Sat Mar 17, 2018 9:55 am

"Want to order a pizza or somthing?"-Oni
If you can see us...
Something must surely be wrong.

We dont use NS stats here.
*flips over a trash can and screaches*
(Translation: For all those that still seem confused after I explained. If not carry on have a nice day.)
Being a king of corpse doesn't make you dead or a skeleton, the current king is not a skeleton.(There is only one skeleton, and that is Death.)
Low bloods is not hell (It may have some demons but not all are demons) but it's not Hell, it's more like any fantasy land, a modernised midevil world.

A post I made about C/LT and YLR threads
current news: The time for screams are here! The dead post on forums more often than usual.

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Kiwination
Attaché
 
Posts: 66
Founded: Jul 26, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby Kiwination » Sat Mar 17, 2018 10:04 am

"If you're here to kill me, Oni, make it quick please. If not go bug Nik or Ali, okay?"
-Prime Minister Anaru, still half asleep
Kiwi News 24/7 Feed: Festival of Ice began in Takutai today, said to be "bigger and better" than ever before. || Lunar colony naming vote has ended with Lunaros winning.
A class N14 civilization || A 12 Civilization || Your local crazed pacifist || F7 dweller
Prime Minister Rangatira Anaru||Kiwination's Flag||A Brief (and incomplete) History of Kiwination||Kiwination Embassy Program
Political compass: (-4.5, -4.67) || INTP-A type B personality || 21 y/o guy living in San Francisco || Half Persian & Half Kiwi

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Valentine Z
Minister
 
Posts: 3260
Founded: Nov 08, 2015
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Valentine Z » Sat Mar 17, 2018 10:06 am

Kiwination wrote:"If you're here to kill me, Oni, make it quick please. If not go bug Nik or Ali, okay?"
-Prime Minister Anaru, still half asleep


* Hugs the PM like a bolster * [Sleeptalking] Ahh, no, I don't want to eat an ice-cream, thanks! :P
- Chief Aviator Gwen Tracer Hepburn Ellen Trixie Foxworthy Avril Celinda Sammy W. Lindall Leslie Allison
If you are reading my sig, I want you to have the best day ever ! You are worth it, do not let anyone get you down !
Glory to De Sierlijke und Verwonderlijk Feline Utopia et its Heerlijk Autonomous Opperheerschappij ov Valentine Z !
>>> >>> >>> Our Most Evaluative Q&A yet. <<< <<< <<<
NEWS: Gwen back to 10 feet. Told to stop drinking weird liquids.
• About me.
• You thought I'm a She. But it is I, a dude!
Silver Commonwealth is the long-lost, evil, and short brother of Valentine Z!
• Eat my freaking tranquility. - Zenyatta
• Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.
• World Map is a cat playing with Australia.

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Coutuza
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 151
Founded: Jan 01, 2017
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Coutuza » Sat Mar 17, 2018 10:08 am

"Hello there Valentijn! Would you like anything for breakfast while you're here, perhaps a cup of coffee or tea?" Emperor Carolus Von Vacano
Last edited by Coutuza on Sat Mar 17, 2018 10:09 am, edited 1 time in total.
Disgruntled 29 year-old Austrian accountant living in London
DO NOT USE MY NS STATS!!!
USE THE FACTBOOKS!!!
Pro: Confucianism, Technocracy, Constitutional Monarchy, Liberal Capitalism, The Greens, The EU, Militarism (To an extent)
Neutral: Jeremy Corbyn, Theresa May, PMQs, Socialism
Anti: UKIP, Excessive Nationalism, Communism, Fascism, Excessive Militarism, Heathrow airport (Used to live next to the godawful thing)

National Hymn:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilc4dKzYUPY
Victory Theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgvksB59bHs
War Theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pnq5EBX--w0
National Anthem:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbxgYlcNxE8

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Stanier
Envoy
 
Posts: 264
Founded: Aug 28, 2017
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Stanier » Sat Mar 17, 2018 10:10 am

"OK, che diavolo?" (what the hell?) - Sing Antonio Scaletta

"Come è successo?!" (How did this happen?!) - Angelina Scaletta
Undergoing retconning.
Call me Lima
NS stats are used, except when contradicted by yours truly in the factbooks
Slowly learning Italian
Factbooks
Embassy Program
OOC (Actual political opinions here)
Now it's time... For a change.

Stanierian News Broadcasting: Undergoing serious retconning. Please wait. Sneak peek: Set two years in the future, post Sing Scaletta (Scaletta and friends will be kept around for nostalgia purposes).

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