Ram's Head Saloon [Mod-Sanctioned C/CLT, v3]

[Danceria]

Holly simply watches from the background as the fight has been going for goodness-knows-how-long. She increased the temperature from -33 C to +10 C; still chillingly cold, but not too cold.

I still think you people need to chill out.
- Stralend en Wonderbaarlijk Licht Koningin Holly Aurora Symantha Vreugde Lavender Astrid Lilac Marlie Nova Radiant Starlight

"Brr...is this what a "nuclear winter" feels like?" a man in mismatched football armour would shudder "Why on earth would those patrolmen wish for it...?"

[Low bloods]

"It was a bit of sarcasm, ive never seen someone have fun with that much paperwork."

"Heh sorry for not understanding your sarcasm I never heard of it much back home." Kaori said.

"Oh how rude of me, I am Ambassador Kaori Kotone I am the second born child of General Kenta Kotone and Empress Ran Kotone. And you are?"

"Understandable, I should have made it more obvious." He nods "King of Lowblood, Oni, it's a pleasure to meet you."

[Eternal Japan]

"Heh sorry for not understanding your sarcasm I never heard of it much back home." Kaori said.

"Oh how rude of me, I am Ambassador Kaori Kotone I am the second born child of General Kenta Kotone and Empress Ran Kotone. And you are?"

"Understandable, I should have made it more obvious." He nods "King of Lowblood, Oni, it's a pleasure to meet you."

"Ah, its good to see another royal blood in this saloon." Kaori said.

[Low bloods]

"Understandable, I should have made it more obvious." He nods "King of Lowblood, Oni, it's a pleasure to meet you."

"Ah, its good to see another royal blood in this saloon." Kaori said.

He nearly spit out his drink, before taking visibly painful gulp. "I wouldn't consider myself royalty, although I have the title of king it's not quite linked with royal bloodlines."

[Eternal Japan]

"Ah, its good to see another royal blood in this saloon." Kaori said.

He nearly spit out his drink, before taking visibly painful gulp. "I wouldn't consider myself royalty, although I have the title of king it's not quite linked with royal bloodlines."

"Most interesting..." Kaori said.

[Danceria]

He nearly spit out his drink, before taking visibly painful gulp. "I wouldn't consider myself royalty, although I have the title of king it's not quite linked with royal bloodlines."

"Most interesting..." Kaori said.

"Kings are more made by duty than descendence?" the silver haired man would inquire. "Sounds...a bit like what we're trying to do back home."

[Wentera]

(Welp, never fought shadows as a cooler before. Let's do this.)
The cooler would open its lid and flip upside down pouring corrosive rum on the shadows.

(Yeah any fight with Vixen will have them, most arnt too powerful. But I definitely have seen far more odd things happen.)
This would cause them all to stagger back. The all scattered and ran into the shadow of the cooler.

The cooler would then flip back up closing its lid and would start shaking again.

[Low bloods]

(Yeah any fight with Vixen will have them, most arnt too powerful. But I definitely have seen far more odd things happen.)
This would cause them all to stagger back. The all scattered and ran into the shadow of the cooler.

The cooler would then flip back up closing its lid and would start shaking again.

A sould would be heard from below it as all the shadows converged into one, taking the form of a hand and proceed to grab it and YEET throw the cooler through the roof, in hops of sending it into orbit, or a quicksand patch in the desert around the saloon.

He nearly spit out his drink, before taking visibly painful gulp. "I wouldn't consider myself royalty, although I have the title of king it's not quite linked with royal bloodlines."

"Most interesting..." Kaori said.

"Most interesting..." Kaori said.

"Kings are more made by duty than descendence?" the silver haired man would inquire. "Sounds...a bit like what we're trying to do back home."

"Yeah we rule by the blood spilt. Most consider it Destiny or just fate that decides, like a chosen one will lead."

[Danceria]

The cooler would then flip back up closing its lid and would start shaking again.

A sould would be heard from below it as all the shadows converged into one, taking the form of a hand and proceed to grab it and YEET throw the cooler through the roof, in hops of sending it into orbit, or a quicksand patch in the desert around the saloon.

"Most interesting..." Kaori said.

"Kings are more made by duty than descendence?" the silver haired man would inquire. "Sounds...a bit like what we're trying to do back home."

"Yeah we rule by the blood spilt. Most consider it Destiny or just fate that decides, like a chosen one will lead."

The silver haired man seemed to be deep in thought, before noticing his opponent being flung out of the saloon. "Aww. I was hoping to finish it off..." he joked and leaned on his warhammer.

[Maori Empire]

As the guard comforted the unconcious queen Aroha Tapihana, suddenly a dark-skinned man wearing a loincloth and a feather crown with his eyes sewn shut came in, holding with him a odd-looking staff and bag of unknown objects entered the room, waving his hand about as he approached Tapihana.

The chief quickly put his hand on her forehead as he also shook his staff, which made a rattling sound
"I te mamae o ta Kuini Kuini, kaore ano i mahue tona wairua.

Na, me nga mana o te Shaman, ka karanga ahau ki a Rehua kia whakahokia mai te tinana o to Kuini ki te hauora,

Kia noho tahi ano ia ki a tatou me te kawe mai i te tumanako."

After he relayed his words, suddenly Aroha was brought back as she woke up moaning.

"Oh, sweet Punga, I have one hell of a headache..." Aroha said as the two guards wooped and cheered.

[Low bloods]

A sould would be heard from below it as all the shadows converged into one, taking the form of a hand and proceed to grab it and YEET throw the cooler through the roof, in hops of sending it into orbit, or a quicksand patch in the desert around the saloon.


"Yeah we rule by the blood spilt. Most consider it Destiny or just fate that decides, like a chosen one will lead."

The silver haired man seemed to be deep in thought, before noticing his opponent being flung out of the saloon. "Aww. I was hoping to finish it off..." he joked and leaned on his warhammer.

"Out of sight out of mind, also I had my shadows fallow it just in case." Vixen nods

As the guard comforted the unconcious queen Aroha Tapihana, suddenly a dark-skinned man wearing a loincloth and a feather crown with his eyes sewn shut came in, holding with him a odd-looking staff and bag of unknown objects entered the room, waving his hand about as he approached Tapihana.

The chief quickly put his hand on her forehead as he also shook his staff, which made a rattling sound
"I te mamae o ta Kuini Kuini, kaore ano i mahue tona wairua.

Na, me nga mana o te Shaman, ka karanga ahau ki a Rehua kia whakahokia mai te tinana o to Kuini ki te hauora,

Kia noho tahi ano ia ki a tatou me te kawe mai i te tumanako."

After he relayed his words, suddenly Aroha was brought back as she woke up moaning.

"Oh, sweet Punga, I have one hell of a headache..." Aroha said as the two guards wooped and cheered.

"Yeah his chanting was so loud it'd wake anyone up." The knight said, as he himself was waking up from the sound. Yawning and stretching.

[Garden at 6th Mile Road]

As the guard comforted the unconcious queen Aroha Tapihana, suddenly a dark-skinned man wearing a loincloth and a feather crown with his eyes sewn shut came in, holding with him a odd-looking staff and bag of unknown objects entered the room, waving his hand about as he approached Tapihana.

The chief quickly put his hand on her forehead as he also shook his staff, which made a rattling sound
"I te mamae o ta Kuini Kuini, kaore ano i mahue tona wairua.

Na, me nga mana o te Shaman, ka karanga ahau ki a Rehua kia whakahokia mai te tinana o to Kuini ki te hauora,

Kia noho tahi ano ia ki a tatou me te kawe mai i te tumanako."

After he relayed his words, suddenly Aroha was brought back as she woke up moaning.

"Oh, sweet Punga, I have one hell of a headache..." Aroha said as the two guards wooped and cheered.

Ooh, interesting! I always am fascinated by other people's cultures and traditions. So.. that brought you back up? I am glad that you are fine though!
- Stralend en Wonderbaarlijk Licht Koningin Holly Aurora Symantha Vreugde Lavender Astrid Lilac Marlie Nova Radiant Starlight

[Wentera]

The cooler would then flip back up closing its lid and would start shaking again.

A sould would be heard from below it as all the shadows converged into one, taking the form of a hand and proceed to grab it and YEET throw the cooler through the roof, in hops of sending it into orbit, or a quicksand patch in the desert around the saloon.

"Most interesting..." Kaori said.

"Kings are more made by duty than descendence?" the silver haired man would inquire. "Sounds...a bit like what we're trying to do back home."

"Yeah we rule by the blood spilt. Most consider it Destiny or just fate that decides, like a chosen one will lead."

The cooler would be gone for a few minutes before slamming through the ceiling and hitting the ground vaporizing the tables near it.

[Garden at 6th Mile Road]

The cooler would be gone for a few minutes before slamming through the ceiling and hitting the ground vaporizing the tables near it.

Ok, I have had enough of this cooler! Nobody will out-cool Holly!
- Stralend en Wonderbaarlijk Licht Koningin Holly Aurora Symantha Vreugde Lavender Astrid Lilac Marlie Nova Radiant Starlight

With that pun, Holly then proceed to freeze the cooler itself, instead of cooling down the entire place. She shot beams of cooled light that would freeze the cooler to a chilly 0.001 Kelvins.

(Though... I'm pretty sure she just made it superconductive.)

[Eternal Japan]

Kaori had the wtf face as she watched the cooler.

[Konigreiches Bayern]

"...and that's when I said to the Swede 'What do you mean this isn't a multicultural place? I'm seeing people of many colours around me, but most of those colours are on you, dummkopff!" the Bavarian Prime Minister Günther Windischmann said to his accomplice Kaiser Oskar as they both laugh heartedly into the room where they just saw a cooler take off and some ice woman freezing it.

"Erm, Gunther... are you sure this will be anything like a beer hall?" the Kaiser said questionably to the Prime Minister.

"Nonsense, mein Kaiser, this is going to be fun. Same wild humor, same joyous atmosphere, same people rioting in the World Cup if it airs here." Gunther said as they both took a sit near the Afrikaaners and Pieter.

"Aren't those people the national socialists that kill the black people and ponies?" the Kaiser said as Gunther gave a mean glare at the group.
"Just ignoe them, Oskar. We have no business in their ruses, no matter how gruesome and horrific." Gunther said as he pulled out some obscene bottles of pale lager for him and Oskar

[Low bloods]

A sould would be heard from below it as all the shadows converged into one, taking the form of a hand and proceed to grab it and YEET throw the cooler through the roof, in hops of sending it into orbit, or a quicksand patch in the desert around the saloon.


"Yeah we rule by the blood spilt. Most consider it Destiny or just fate that decides, like a chosen one will lead."

The cooler would be gone for a few minutes before slamming through the ceiling and hitting the ground vaporizing the tables near it.

"Oh man that felt like longer that it actually was."

Vixen would order the shadows to continue the process for an eternity, maybe a hour. Before resulting in other means of battle.

"What is this a fight with babs?" The knight made the joke before getting smacked in the back of the helm by Vixen.

[Afrikaaners Ryk]

The group of Afrikaaners simply laughed at the display.

"Bloody islanders fighting fridges. What's not to enjoy about life these days, eh, comrades?" Pieter laughed loudly as he sipped his wine.

A man in a tattered Southern Dixie military uniform with grey hair would sit in the corner and growl at them. "Look at 'em. Laughin' their safari-huntin' asses off like the insane bastards they are. Sick fucks, I'll tell y'all straight." He'd curse as he looked at the branded number tattoo on the palm of his hand

"Though to be fair, it's not every day one fights a cooler." the man would set down his leather helmet, and take a seat beside the Dixieman. "You a captive of these fine fellows?"

"Shall I pick up from where she left off?" Vixen hops over the counter and yawns. "It's been awhile since I faught somthing, never thought my next opponent would have been a product for keeping drinks cold." He smirks from the thought of how ridiculous it sounded.

"Likewise, if the bar'd let me, I'd bring my hammer down on this..."cooler"." the silver haired man smirked.

"Well, I was." The cowboy said, grabbing a bottle of Laird's Appplejack and drinking it. "Then, surprisingly, they let me free. Though I guess with all the mentally scarring shit I had to witness, it's probably all part of their sick plan. I don't even think the Nazis were this done in the head enough to do what they did to me."

"That psychology degree paid off well, it seems." Hermen Velding said.

[Garden at 6th Mile Road]

Well, it's not everyday that you will see something like me attacking a sentient cooler. Oh goodness, the cooler's mad at me! Help, get the cooler off me! This is NOT COOL!
- Stralend en Wonderbaarlijk Licht Koningin Holly Aurora Symantha Vreugde Lavender Astrid Lilac Marlie Nova Radiant Starlight

Holly further freezes the cooler to a chilly 10^-5 Kelvins.

[The Untied Federation of Russia]

Russia walked into the Saloon as she smelled the air.

"Ah, feels good to be back in this section of the multiverse." Russia said as she walked around the saloon with America and Brazil following her.

"Yeah it's good to be back after what happen last time." America said sitting down at the table.

Brazil sat by her husband before speaking.

"Let's don't talk about what happen last time." Brazil suggested.

[Danceria]

"Though to be fair, it's not every day one fights a cooler." the man would set down his leather helmet, and take a seat beside the Dixieman. "You a captive of these fine fellows?"

"Likewise, if the bar'd let me, I'd bring my hammer down on this..."cooler"." the silver haired man smirked.

"Well, I was." The cowboy said, grabbing a bottle of Laird's Appplejack and drinking it. "Then, surprisingly, they let me free. Though I guess with all the mentally scarring shit I had to witness, it's probably all part of their sick plan. I don't even think the Nazis were this done in the head enough to do what they did to me."

"That psychology degree paid off well, it seems." Hermen Velding said.

The man in rough armor would shrug. "Somehow I doubt it would be anything tougher than what I saw in the Legion."

[Wentera]

The cooler would be gone for a few minutes before slamming through the ceiling and hitting the ground vaporizing the tables near it.

Ok, I have had enough of this cooler! Nobody will out-cool Holly!
- Stralend en Wonderbaarlijk Licht Koningin Holly Aurora Symantha Vreugde Lavender Astrid Lilac Marlie Nova Radiant Starlight

With that pun, Holly then proceeds to freeze the cooler itself, instead of cooling down the entire place. She shot beams of cooled light that would freeze the cooler to a chilly 0.001 Kelvins.

(Though... I'm pretty sure she just made it superconductive.)

The cooler would start shaking even faster and launch at the speed of sound at Holly.

[Low bloods]

"It's no use, perhaps I should call forth insanity to counter insanity." Vixen pulls out a cellphone.

[Danceria]

"It's no use, perhaps I should call forth insanity to counter insanity." Vixen pulls out a cellphone.

The silver haired man whispered "Oh Gods..." whilst his companion, a slightly roman looking man in padded armor asked "What fresh devilry's about to happen?"

[Garden at 6th Mile Road]

The cooler would start shaking even faster and launch at the speed of sound at Holly.

Holly was hit hard on the face by the cooler, knocking her down and dissipating her into a mist of light.

After a good 30 seconds, she would form back to her own self.

Well, that backfired... anyone want to give a try at stopping this cooler on the loose?
- Stralend en Wonderbaarlijk Licht Koningin Holly Aurora Symantha Vreugde Lavender Astrid Lilac Marlie Nova Radiant Starlight