Ram's Head Saloon [Mod-Sanctioned C/CLT, v3]

[Maori Empire]

"Not if I can help it!" The tribal guard said as he attempted to jam his wooden sharktooth sword inside a gap in it, thrusting and stabbing at its' inner components.

The cooler would start shaking and made a copy of the sharktooth sword which would start flying towards the guard. The hole would quickly start healing itself.

The guard pushed itself off the cooler and pulled out his coir-clay shield, stopping the sword from penetrating it.

Another guard would pick up the dead Papuan's bow and arrow and fired it at the hole in the cooler, yelling at the men to look out before doing beforehand.

[Wentera]

The cooler would start shaking and made a copy of the sharktooth sword which would start flying towards the guard. The hole would quickly start healing itself.

The guard pushed itself off the cooler and pulled out his coir-clay shield, stopping the sword from penetrating it.

Another guard would pick up the dead Papuan's bow and arrow and fired it at the hole in the cooler, yelling at the men to look out before doing beforehand.

The cooler would start shaking and start flying towards the guard with the bow and arrow. Four more men in heavy power armor and armed with miniguns would run into the tavern.

[Low bloods]

The guard pushed itself off the cooler and pulled out his coir-clay shield, stopping the sword from penetrating it.

Another guard would pick up the dead Papuan's bow and arrow and fired it at the hole in the cooler, yelling at the men to look out before doing beforehand.

The cooler would start shaking and start flying towards the guard with the bow and arrow. Four more men in heavy power armor and armed with miniguns would run into the tavern.

"The Hell is going on here?" The knight enters behind the four and takes a brief pause as he observes the commotion that's going on in the saloon.

[Maori Empire]

The guard pushed itself off the cooler and pulled out his coir-clay shield, stopping the sword from penetrating it.

Another guard would pick up the dead Papuan's bow and arrow and fired it at the hole in the cooler, yelling at the men to look out before doing beforehand.

The cooler would start shaking and start flying towards the guard with the bow and arrow. Four more men in heavy power armor and armed with miniguns would run into the tavern.

The guard would quickly ditch his bow and pull out a club and shield while the first one readied his Taiaha spear. Aroha, in the meanwhile, grabbed the bow and arrow and aimed it towards the cooler.

[Garden at 6th Mile Road]

Well, this place is never uneventful! Could you people calm down, though? I don't want yet another fight in here! ><
- Stralend en Wonderbaarlijk Licht Koningin Holly Aurora Symantha Vreugde Lavender Astrid Lilac Marlie Nova Radiant Starlight

[Low bloods]

Well, this place is never uneventful! Could you people calm down, though? I don't want yet another fight in here! ><
- Stralend en Wonderbaarlijk Licht Koningin Holly Aurora Symantha Vreugde Lavender Astrid Lilac Marlie Nova Radiant Starlight

"I do, just as long as there isn't an army marching in I won't intervene. You know, this place and the places before it were just as crazy." Vixen said this as he carried out a conversation with a shadow.

[Wentera]

The cooler would start shaking and start flying towards the guard with the bow and arrow. Four more men in heavy power armor and armed with miniguns would run into the tavern.

The guard would quickly ditch his bow and pull out a club and shield while the first one readied his Taiaha spear. Aroha, in the meanwhile, grabbed the bow and arrow and aimed it towards the cooler.

The cooler would fly towards the guard with the club. Meanwhile, the four heavy gunners would start warming up their miniguns.

[Garden at 6th Mile Road]

The guard would quickly ditch his bow and pull out a club and shield while the first one readied his Taiaha spear. Aroha, in the meanwhile, grabbed the bow and arrow and aimed it towards the cooler.

The cooler would fly towards the guard with the club. Meanwhile, the four heavy gunners would start warming up their miniguns.

Whoa! I don't think so! Sorry, Mr. Vixen, I got to think fast!
* In a state of panic, Holly decreased the ambient temp. from +25 C to -30 C, yet again... *
What in goodness' name is happening now?
- Stralend en Wonderbaarlijk Licht Koningin Holly Aurora Symantha Vreugde Lavender Astrid Lilac Marlie Nova Radiant Starlight

[Maori Empire]

The guard would quickly ditch his bow and pull out a club and shield while the first one readied his Taiaha spear. Aroha, in the meanwhile, grabbed the bow and arrow and aimed it towards the cooler.

The cooler would fly towards the guard with the club. Meanwhile, the four heavy gunners would start warming up their miniguns.

The guard would keep his stance, readying the shield in front of him and the club as the other guard charged with his spear at the box.

[Wentera]

The cooler would fly towards the guard with the club. Meanwhile, the four heavy gunners would start warming up their miniguns.

The guard would keep his stance, readying the shield in front of him and the club as the other guard charged with his spear at the box.

The cooler would copy the arrow and shoot it at the club-wielding guard while the men would aim their miniguns at the cooler.

[Garden at 6th Mile Road]

The guard would keep his stance, readying the shield in front of him and the club as the other guard charged with his spear at the box.

The cooler would copy the arrow and shoot it at the club-wielding guard while the men would aim their miniguns at the cooler.

With Holly being in the crossfire, she would quickly fled the scene, while maining the cool -30 C aura for the entire bar.

For goodness' sake, this is getting out of hand, again. I think I would rather go to an amusement park next time!
- Stralend en Wonderbaarlijk Licht Koningin Holly Aurora Symantha Vreugde Lavender Astrid Lilac Marlie Nova Radiant Starlight

(Actually, a Mod-sanctioned Amusement Park CLT won't be so bad. )

[-Nationalist America-]

A cooler would fly through the doors with two men chasing it.

COOL ! ... What, I love cheesy puns!
- Stralend en Wonderbaarlijk Licht Koningin Holly Aurora Symantha Vreugde Lavender Astrid Lilac Marlie Nova Radiant Starlight

The man looked at Holly for a bit before speaking.

"I am Director Carson of the FBI its a pleasure to meet you Miss Holly." Carson said.

Why, thank you! Maybe this is a good time to mention that you can only touch my hand, and nothing else. My body would freeze someone to death, hehe!
- Stralend en Wonderbaarlijk Licht Koningin Holly Aurora Symantha Vreugde Lavender Astrid Lilac Marlie Nova Radiant Starlight

"So Miss Holly have you seen any signs of traitors in this Saloon?" Carson asked.

[Garden at 6th Mile Road]

"So Miss Holly have you seen any signs of traitors in this Saloon?" Carson asked.

Well, no... I mean, no one is a traitor to me so far, so I would not know.
- Stralend en Wonderbaarlijk Licht Koningin Holly Aurora Symantha Vreugde Lavender Astrid Lilac Marlie Nova Radiant Starlight

[Wentera]

The cooler would copy the arrow and shoot it at the club-wielding guard while the men would aim their miniguns at the cooler.

With Holly being in the crossfire, she would quickly flee the scene, while remaining the cool -30 C aura for the entire bar.

For goodness' sake, this is getting out of hand, again. I think I would rather go to an amusement park next time!
- Stralend en Wonderbaarlijk Licht Koningin Holly Aurora Symantha Vreugde Lavender Astrid Lilac Marlie Nova Radiant Starlight

(Actually, a Mod-sanctioned Amusement Park CLT won't be so bad. )

The cooler would turn around and fly at Holly. The power armor wearing soldiers would yell, "Hell no!" and aim towards the cooler releasing a barrage of bullets.

[Garden at 6th Mile Road]

The cooler would turn around and shoot towards Holly. The power armor wearing soldiers would yell, "Hell no!" and aim towards the cooler releasing a barrage of bullets.

Seeing the cooler shooting Holly, she would simply stand there. The heat from the bullets stung her a little though.

Ow! Maybe that wasn't the best choice of option. Wait, a cooler shooting at me for cooling the whole place down?
- Stralend en Wonderbaarlijk Licht Koningin Holly Aurora Symantha Vreugde Lavender Astrid Lilac Marlie Nova Radiant Starlight

[Wentera]

The cooler would turn around and shoot towards Holly. The power armor wearing soldiers would yell, "Hell no!" and aim towards the cooler releasing a barrage of bullets.

Seeing the cooler shooting Holly, she would simply stand there. The heat from the bullets stung her a little though.

Ow! Maybe that wasn't the best choice of option. Wait, a cooler shooting at me for cooling the whole place down?
- Stralend en Wonderbaarlijk Licht Koningin Holly Aurora Symantha Vreugde Lavender Astrid Lilac Marlie Nova Radiant Starlight

OOC: Oops, used the wrong wording. The cooler is flying at you.

[Garden at 6th Mile Road]

Seeing the cooler shooting Holly, she would simply stand there. The heat from the bullets stung her a little though.

Ow! Maybe that wasn't the best choice of option. Wait, a cooler shooting at me for cooling the whole place down?
- Stralend en Wonderbaarlijk Licht Koningin Holly Aurora Symantha Vreugde Lavender Astrid Lilac Marlie Nova Radiant Starlight

OOC: Oops, used the wrong wording. The cooler is flying at you.

(Ahh, gotcha. But can it shoot? Maybe just make it fly and shoot. I don't mind either way. )

[Wentera]

OOC: Oops, used the wrong wording. The cooler is flying at you.

(Ahh, gotcha. But can it shoot? Maybe just make it fly and shoot. I don't mind either way. )

(Sadly no, its just a flying, immortal cooler. Would make a unique SCP though.)

[Garden at 6th Mile Road]

The cooler would turn around and shoot (flies) towards Holly. The power armor wearing soldiers would yell, "Hell no!" and aim towards the cooler releasing a barrage of bullets.

Seeing the cooler flying towards her, Holly would try to dodge it, though futile.

Well, it can't hurt me, but seeing it fly towards me was still scary indeed!
- Stralend en Wonderbaarlijk Licht Koningin Holly Aurora Symantha Vreugde Lavender Astrid Lilac Marlie Nova Radiant Starlight

(The thought of a flying cooler can be a serious SCP if it has a twist to it. Or... a Joke SCP if seeing it fly makes people lose their minds and laugh. )

[Eternal Japan]

Kaori entered the Saloon holding a bunch of papers.

Out of all of the Realms my mother could send me to she chose this place? Maybe she has a reason." Kaori thought.

[Low bloods]

Kaori entered the Saloon holding a bunch of papers.

Out of all of the Realms my mother could send me to she chose this place? Maybe she has a reason." Kaori thought.

"Perhaps punishment." The knight chuckled

[Eternal Japan]

Kaori entered the Saloon holding a bunch of papers.

Out of all of the Realms my mother could send me to she chose this place? Maybe she has a reason." Kaori thought.

"Perhaps punishment." The knight chuckled

"Punishment? I don't see how I am the most trusted Ambassador in my family." Kaori said.

[Low bloods]

"Perhaps punishment." The knight chuckled

"Punishment? I don't see how I am the most trusted Ambassador in my family." Kaori said.

"It was just a joke, I can only imagine why they sent you here, possibly to strengthen bonds with other nations, in my honest opinion." The knight guessed and shrugged "I mean the leaders here are quite friendly."

[Maori Empire]

The guard would keep his stance, readying the shield in front of him and the club as the other guard charged with his spear at the box.

The cooler would copy the arrow and shoot it at the club-wielding guard while the men would aim their miniguns at the cooler.

The guard's shield would tank the arrow the other guard distanced himself from the minigun fire, the club-wielder leaping onto the cooler and hitting it over and over again with it.

[Danceria]

A man wearing what appears to be a crude mimicking of Roman armour made from actual armour and various sports padding conversed with a man who has deep purple eyes and silver-white hair.

"So your "hydroponics" allow you to thrive in the desert?" the silver haired man enquired with a healthy dose of skepticism.

"Indeed." the man nodded "Thanks to the Quarum, and many Emperors investments, the Coloradon's waters bring forth bountiful harvests. Without them, we would have dissolved into warring tribes, clinging to small pockets of land."