Ram's Head Saloon [Mod-Sanctioned C/CLT, v3]

[Third Kingdom]

'You sure its not only friends....'

"I mean as of recent, but not always."

'I see, I see. By the way they are looking at you.'

Indeed all the demons were.

'Bravo.'

"Been a while since I've made couplets..." he gestured to the taller gentleman. "Doc here has been getting me back into it."
"Intellectual pursuits are always in fashion..." the "Doc" chuckled.

'Really? That's great and fun.'

[Low bloods]

"I mean as of recent, but not always."

'I see, I see. By the way they are looking at you.'

Indeed all the demons were.

"Been a while since I've made couplets..." he gestured to the taller gentleman. "Doc here has been getting me back into it."
"Intellectual pursuits are always in fashion..." the "Doc" chuckled.

'Really? That's great and fun.'

"I've been watched all my life, I have no reason to care." He yawns

[Third Kingdom]

"I've been watched all my life, I have no reason to care." He yawns

'Erhm I think to lead them.....'

[Wentera]

The man makes a someone's drink explode with his mind.

[Third Kingdom]

The man makes a someone's drink explode with his mind.

'Damn it that was my drink you ass.'

[Low bloods]

"I've been watched all my life, I have no reason to care." He yawns

'Erhm I think to lead them.....'

"Where are you taking them?"

[Wentera]

The man makes a someone's drink explode with his mind.

'Damn it that was my drink you ass.'

"Be polite. Or else."

[Third Kingdom]

'Erhm I think to lead them.....'

"Where are you taking them?"

'I was told to bring them here and someone would lead them.'

'Damn it that was my drink you ass.'

"Be polite. Or else."

'Says the ass that exploded my drink.'

[Low bloods]

"Where are you taking them?"

'I was told to bring them here and someone would lead them.'

"Be polite. Or else."

'Says the ass that exploded my drink.'

Who told you to do this?"

[Third Kingdom]

Who told you to do this?"

'Some old man wear a hooded clock that had some strange symbol on it on the back.'

[Low bloods]

Who told you to do this?"

'Some old man wear a hooded clock that had some strange symbol on it on the back.'

"**** demon traffickers I swear." Vixen face palms and shook his head "Also I've done alot in this places shadow." He nods.

[Third Kingdom]

'Some old man wear a hooded clock that had some strange symbol on it on the back.'

"**** demon traffickers I swear." Vixen face palms and shook his head "Also I've done alot in this places shadow." He nods.

'Well either you take them or I'll just either kill them or take them for other purposes.'

[Low bloods]

"**** demon traffickers I swear." Vixen face palms and shook his head "Also I've done alot in this places shadow." He nods.

'Well either you take them or I'll just either kill them or take them for other purposes.'

"Fine, I'll have them trained and such under Valentine and Kairi.

[Third Kingdom]

'Well either you take them or I'll just either kill them or take them for other purposes.'

"Fine, I'll have them trained and such under Valentine and Kairi.

At that a roar from a army of a thousand demons cheered.

'Well that settles that next time I'll kill that man.'

[Low bloods]

"Fine, I'll have them trained and such under Valentine and Kairi.

At that a roar from a army of a thousand demons cheered.

'Well that settles that next time I'll kill that man.'

"I find this funny because I was exiled from hell... Either way I'll just take them into the darkness now, so please form a line, I thought there was like eleven of you instead of this much but either way this should keep my occupied for a week."

[Third Kingdom]

At that a roar from a army of a thousand demons cheered.

'Well that settles that next time I'll kill that man.'

"I find this funny because I was exiled from hell... Either way I'll just take them into the darkness now, so please form a line, I thought there was like eleven of you instead of this much but either way this should keep my occupied for a week."

'Well I do bend chance around me sometimes.'

The demons would line up by strength order the strongest last the weakest first.

'Oh nearly forgot they said beware of the third eye fool.'

[Low bloods]

"I find this funny because I was exiled from hell... Either way I'll just take them into the darkness now, so please form a line, I thought there was like eleven of you instead of this much but either way this should keep my occupied for a week."

'Well I do bend chance around me sometimes.'

The demons would line up by strength order the strongest last the weakest first.

'Oh nearly forgot they said beware of the third eye fool.'

"I'm not sure how many of them will survive honestly." He snickers

[Third Kingdom]

'Well I do bend chance around me sometimes.'

The demons would line up by strength order the strongest last the weakest first.

'Oh nearly forgot they said beware of the third eye fool.'

"I'm not sure how many of them will survive honestly." He snickers

'I don't really care honestly I did only when I had them with me.'

[Greater South]

"Nice lil' reference there, partner, but nah." The guard said, looking at his revolver with the tally marks of every crab person he killed. "These are different crabs. They don't walk and make peace. These are angry, aggressive and intelligent monsters, compensating their weak bodies for brains. The last ruse they commited was in the 90s in Colorado, when they tried to make the Earth metrosexual in order to weaken mankind. Fortunately, they were foiled. " He said as he put down his drink of mineral water after putting it down.

Now they see North America in tatters, a former shell of its' might, and they go up to Earth to conquer once more. It was a setup by Merasmus after he was slain by Demo's sword at Jacksonville. Now we're at war once again, and osme sources are sayin' thanks to a new alliance, Junkyard America's ghon attack us. Again." He sighed as he had another drink.

"Already served in too many wars. Too much shit I had to process with my ocular senses, even as a robot. I've been in East Timor, Papua New Guinea, Iraq, Junkyard America, Iranada, the zombie communist apocalypse, and now these !@#$in' crab people. 7 wars and countin' already, and they said this nation was supposed to be a democracy, not an empire. Swear to god, I'll make them all into sashimi." He sat down with his hands on his face

"Wizardry? That's a dangerous art you're up against."

The guard looked back at the leader.

"I know, it's some ridiculous shit. Merasmus wasn't our business, though: we were preoccupied with zombies and crab people at the time. Task Force 2 was responsible for invading Florida. I ain't TF2-class. I'm just a seasoned veteran. But y'know what's even scarier than wizards and witches? Bein' forced to charge up against your own will into machinegun fire, forced hand to hand with men who've been fightin' for years, seein' mangled bodies left an' right." He pulled out some photos of disturbing, mutilated bodies. "This is the lovely horror I got to see. Liberatin' Jahannam camps in Iranada, filled to the brim with starving, dead and experimented minorities, some I thought would be zombies or aliens because of how inhuman they looked." The guard speeched.

Suddenly, Dell and the other guard wandered back out of the bathroom. "Sorry, just had to filter out one of my guards. Oh, hey, #059, y'all tellin' the leaders of yer' war stories again?"

[Low bloods]

Vixen was resting in a booth.

[Third Kingdom]

Vixen was resting in a booth.

The booth as baring his weight grumbling.

[Fogwood Wilderness]

"Wizardry? That's a dangerous art you're up against."

The guard looked back at the leader.

"I know, it's some ridiculous shit. Merasmus wasn't our business, though: we were preoccupied with zombies and crab people at the time. Task Force 2 was responsible for invading Florida. I ain't TF2-class. I'm just a seasoned veteran. But y'know what's even scarier than wizards and witches? Bein' forced to charge up against your own will into machinegun fire, forced hand to hand with men who've been fightin' for years, seein' mangled bodies left an' right." He pulled out some photos of disturbing, mutilated bodies. "This is the lovely horror I got to see. Liberatin' Jahannam camps in Iranada, filled to the brim with starving, dead and experimented minorities, some I thought would be zombies or aliens because of how inhuman they looked." The guard speeched.

Suddenly, Dell and the other guard wandered back out of the bathroom. "Sorry, just had to filter out one of my guards. Oh, hey, #059, y'all tellin' the leaders of yer' war stories again?"

"I'd expect sorcery in our worlds are radically different from each other, but had something like this occured in the present, I very much suggest keeping track of their powers - they must draw from a focal point somewhere, and being capable of limiting and shutting down that focal point can make it far easier to subdue the witch."

[Greater South]

The guard looked back at the leader.

"I know, it's some ridiculous shit. Merasmus wasn't our business, though: we were preoccupied with zombies and crab people at the time. Task Force 2 was responsible for invading Florida. I ain't TF2-class. I'm just a seasoned veteran. But y'know what's even scarier than wizards and witches? Bein' forced to charge up against your own will into machinegun fire, forced hand to hand with men who've been fightin' for years, seein' mangled bodies left an' right." He pulled out some photos of disturbing, mutilated bodies. "This is the lovely horror I got to see. Liberatin' Jahannam camps in Iranada, filled to the brim with starving, dead and experimented minorities, some I thought would be zombies or aliens because of how inhuman they looked." The guard speeched.

Suddenly, Dell and the other guard wandered back out of the bathroom. "Sorry, just had to filter out one of my guards. Oh, hey, #059, y'all tellin' the leaders of yer' war stories again?"

"I'd expect sorcery in our worlds are radically different from each other, but had something like this occured in the present, I very much suggest keeping track of their powers - they must draw from a focal point somewhere, and being capable of limiting and shutting down that focal point can make it far easier to subdue the witch."

"Well, Merasmus drew all of his spells from a whole bunch of locations. Lots of his spells are in his Bombinomicon; a powerful, sentient book that is said to have an epitome of powers, although he downloads a few from the Internet." The old guard said. "But I wouldn't know. I was just an infantryman, forced to endure different spells. Spells that blow up half your firepower and leave even the most brave of men crying." He said, as he sobbed.

Dell looked back at the guard. "Weird. I don't remember programming my robots to be able to cry."

[Valentine Z]

Indeed they are! Man, I could just fall asleep here right now! I have to keep on crouching around here, my legs are tired. Did I mention that I'm pretty tall?

- Chief Aviator Gwen Ellen Trixie Foxworthy Avril Allison Leslie Hepburn

"Huh I didn't notice since you hsd already taken a seat when you came in, you are quite taller than most I've seen, well most at least."

OOC: Sorry it's been a while!

Indeed, Mr. Vixen! We Valentians are quite tall, actually. Most of us hit an average of 7 ft 10 in. I'm slightly shorter than average!

- Chief Aviator Gwen Ellen Trixie Foxworthy Avril Allison Leslie Hepburn

[San Lumen]

Leo's spaceship flew overhead and landed. He walks in wearing his usual full black leather.

"Hello my friends. I have returned from Coruscant. What have i missed?" Leo asked.