Ram's Head Saloon [Mod-Sanctioned C/CLT, v3]

[New Castillan Empire]

"Wait... so you actually think it'd be awesome to get skullfucked? Something is very wrong with you, amigo..." Guido said as he munched on his new set of fries. "I'm guessing that Sultan bastardo has gotten to your head, now hasn't he?"

"No, of course not. It's just funny in...a cosmic sort of way." Zero-Two said, shrugging. "Now chew your food, buddy."

"Man, you must have a messed up sense of humor. And that's coming from a guy who absolutely loves watching South Park!" Guido said as he went back to his meal

[Low bloods]

(I got bored waiting.)
After a long day of inflicting stab wounds and other methods of pain inflicting
Vixen walks through the door. "That got boring real quick."
The tone of his voice displeased and the look on his face seemed to shift between a look of calm to a smirk. "I need a shower."

It wasn't certain if he had actually killed someone or not, if anything were to be certain he left the man tied up in a shallow pit of quicksand leaving him for a pack of vultures.

[The Multiverse of Holly Starlight]

"HEY!" A voice called out, turning out to be Guido. "Those were my fries, lightbulb! You owe me major fry-age!"

"Fry-age? Is that even a word?" Jose snarkily question.

"Oh, I'm sorry, I don't use your silly 'Standard Ingeles!'" Guido said as the plump-and-happy Eliah came out with the fries inside half a barrel, as well as everyone else's meals. "Your 7 whole tons of fries and miscellaenous meals are ready, everyone!"

"Huh. I don't remember ordering extra lard." Guido chuckled as Eliah went up to him and gave him a kick in the groin.

"AUGH! Those calories really hit us both, didn't they?" Guido weakly laughed as he whimpered on the floor.

Hmm, hmm, they are mine, aren't they? And yes, you indeed deserve that kick, hahaha!
- Holly “Den Blendende og Forvirrende Lysdronningen av Multivers” Aurora Symantha Lavender Astrid Nova Angie Leviathan Starlight

(I will be away from the C/CLT for some time. See ya around in a few days!)

[New Wolvers]

You know what I never understood? That people do assume that us werewolves do get angry, are mindless people and so on. Is not true.
The president mumbled while sipping his cider
Is not real, I mean, yes we get angry but that's normality, but how the movies do depict us is something I never fully liked. Well, I can do an exception maybe. Van Helsing, but only that. And besides that, we do not eat humans. At least I don't, and neither does my citizen.

[Low bloods]

You know what I never understood? That people do assume that us werewolves do get angry, are mindless people and so on. Is not true.
The president mumbled while sipping his cider
Is not real, I mean, yes we get angry but that's normality, but how the movies do depict us is something I never fully liked. Well, I can do an exception maybe. Van Helsing, but only that. And besides that, we do not eat humans. At least I don't, and neither does my citizen.

"Surely You and your people do, but there's more out there and they are different, same can be said about humans, vampires, aliens, and even more handfuls of life."
The knight nods. I've seen a rabid version of every monstrosity you can think. No offense, that's just what we consider the subspecies, due to folklore painting them in a specific light." He crossed his arms "However as I've met the bad ones, I've met good ones as well."

[New Castillan Empire]

You know what I never understood? That people do assume that us werewolves do get angry, are mindless people and so on. Is not true.
The president mumbled while sipping his cider
Is not real, I mean, yes we get angry but that's normality, but how the movies do depict us is something I never fully liked. Well, I can do an exception maybe. Van Helsing, but only that. And besides that, we do not eat humans. At least I don't, and neither does my citizen.

"You think that's bad? I remember there was a time when we first settled the Nueva Sahara and the native Fantasmans kept getting 'accidentally' molested daily because they thought since they could pass through things and that, that a few people could try their luck with the new 'ghosts' to see if their hands will go right through them if they touch them." Celaeno shuddered

[New Wolvers]

You know what I never understood? That people do assume that us werewolves do get angry, are mindless people and so on. Is not true.
The president mumbled while sipping his cider
Is not real, I mean, yes we get angry but that's normality, but how the movies do depict us is something I never fully liked. Well, I can do an exception maybe. Van Helsing, but only that. And besides that, we do not eat humans. At least I don't, and neither does my citizen.

"You think that's bad? I remember there was a time when we first settled the Nueva Sahara and the native Fantasmans kept getting 'accidentally' molested daily because they thought since they could pass through things and that, that a few people could try their luck with the new 'ghosts' to see if their hands will go right through them if they touch them." Celaeno shuddered

No offense but that's... stupid claimed the president I mean, I hope now is all gone and you all learned from the fantasmans, but molesting them... jeez.

[New Castillan Empire]

"You think that's bad? I remember there was a time when we first settled the Nueva Sahara and the native Fantasmans kept getting 'accidentally' molested daily because they thought since they could pass through things and that, that a few people could try their luck with the new 'ghosts' to see if their hands will go right through them if they touch them." Celaeno shuddered

No offense but that's... stupid claimed the president I mean, I hope now is all gone and you all learned from the fantasmans, but molesting them... jeez.

"Yeah, well, it wasn't the whole populace. Just a bunch of dumb assholes. Around 50 of them. Too many, probably. I mean, nobody's perfect. There's still, like, a dozen or so alien species in our empire, and with plenty of them, interracial relationships seem nigh impossible.

"HEY!" A voice called out, turning out to be Guido. "Those were my fries, lightbulb! You owe me major fry-age!"

"Fry-age? Is that even a word?" Jose snarkily question.

"Oh, I'm sorry, I don't use your silly 'Standard Ingeles!'" Guido said as the plump-and-happy Eliah came out with the fries inside half a barrel, as well as everyone else's meals. "Your 7 whole tons of fries and miscellaenous meals are ready, everyone!"

"Huh. I don't remember ordering extra lard." Guido chuckled as Eliah went up to him and gave him a kick in the groin.

"AUGH! Those calories really hit us both, didn't they?" Guido weakly laughed as he whimpered on the floor.

Hmm, hmm, they are mine, aren't they? And yes, you indeed deserve that kick, hahaha!
- Holly “Den Blendende og Forvirrende Lysdronningen av Multivers” Aurora Symantha Lavender Astrid Nova Angie Leviathan Starlight

(I will be away from the C/CLT for some time. See ya around in a few days!)

"Still though... I'm gonna get my fries... you just wait..." Guido said as he curled up on the floor.

Meanwhile, Celaeno was watching Holly gobble down her fries. "Damn, does nobody here have a digestive system? I mean, first May's stomach acid burning through everything and leaving nothing and now you just covert everything to energy! I mean, if you were a mortal human, you'd be either a pudgy mess or throwing up all over the place!" She commented.

[United Celtic Peoples]

As the six Celtic leaders entered the bar, Bradwr looks back at the burger stand.

"Aye, that looks like a fine eat-out, eh, boys?" Bradwr said.

"Wot? You mean the resteraunt or the fat elfie lass behind its' counter?" Michael said as he, Tavish and Wurgent laughed.

"...Bloody lord knows why I'm still with you arseholes..." Alice grumbled.

[San Lumen]

Leo's ship flew over the Saloon once more causing the building to shake. He was wearing his usual full black leather

"Hello all. Leo has returned after a long absence. Its not very polite to call the bartender names." Leo said.

[Low bloods]

"Oh The nightshift." Vixen had a tired look on his face.

[Valentine Z]

(I'm going to use another character.)

A huge Hungarian man in Praetor Suit entered the bar. He got a little taller from the last time, partially because his previous height data was overwritten.

He slowly walked towards the counter and sat down.

They are putting me in another mission? Well, this life's never uneventful!
- Field Marshal Jacob Dalston Sullivan Kelvin Jamil Donald Taylor Xavier Ryman Szőke Barnabás Axel

[New Castillan Empire]

(I'm going to use another character.)

A huge Hungarian man in Praetor Suit entered the bar. He got a little taller from the last time, partially because his previous height data was overwritten.

He slowly walked towards the counter and sat down.

They are putting me in another mission? Well, this life's never uneventful!
- Field Marshal Jacob Dalston Sullivan Kelvin Jamil Donald Taylor Xavier Ryman Szőke Barnabás Axel

"Wait, you gotta mission? Damn, amigo, we're usually just all here to chill. With Holly here, that could also be in a literal sense." Queen Celaeno said.

[Valentine Z]

"Wait, you gotta mission? Damn, amigo, we're usually just all here to chill. With Holly here, that could also be in a literal sense." Queen Celaeno said.

Ahh... Dear Holly... the delusional one, of course.
- Field Marshal Jacob Dalston Sullivan Kelvin Jamil Donald Taylor Xavier Ryman Szőke Barnabás Axel

Ohh, you. Are you here to send me back to the fiery depths of Hell to contain me?! Was I too powerful for you, Slayer?
- Holly “Den Blendende og Forvirrende Lysdronningen av Multivers” Aurora Symantha Lavender Astrid Nova Angie Leviathan Starlight

Nah, nah, none of that. I'm simply here to get a drink. I'm gonna need it to dull my senses for the next invasion, or whatever. It's becoming moot. *Looking back at Queen Celaeno* I am Field Marshal Jacob, but you can simply call me Jacob. We are not that formal with the titles.
- Field Marshal Jacob Dalston Sullivan Kelvin Jamil Donald Taylor Xavier Ryman Szőke Barnabás Axel

[New Castillan Empire]

"Wait, you gotta mission? Damn, amigo, we're usually just all here to chill. With Holly here, that could also be in a literal sense." Queen Celaeno said.

Ahh... Dear Holly... the delusional one, of course.
- Field Marshal Jacob Dalston Sullivan Kelvin Jamil Donald Taylor Xavier Ryman Szőke Barnabás Axel

Ohh, you. Are you here to send me back to the fiery depths of Hell to contain me?! Was I too powerful for you, Slayer?
- Holly “Den Blendende og Forvirrende Lysdronningen av Multivers” Aurora Symantha Lavender Astrid Nova Angie Leviathan Starlight

Nah, nah, none of that. I'm simply here to get a drink. I'm gonna need it to dull my senses for the next invasion, or whatever. It's becoming moot. *Looking back at Queen Celaeno* I am Field Marshal Jacob, but you can simply call me Jacob. We are not that formal with the titles.
- Field Marshal Jacob Dalston Sullivan Kelvin Jamil Donald Taylor Xavier Ryman Szőke Barnabás Axel

"Next invasion? From who? I'll just tell you this, amigo, if you need our help, we'll be glad to hand it to ya." the Queen said. "Anyways, you want a meal too? My blood elf amiga is hosting her own fast food stand across the way."

[Low bloods]

"These vile creatures are just relaxing, look at them, it's as if they are growing."
Said a woman that drove around in the van sat parked a distance away from the saloon. The side door was slid open as He kicked her legs from the side as she had a telescope.

"Shouldn't we be killing off the other raiders around these parts?" The window rolled down on the van revealing a man with an odd looking helmet.
"I hate people stepping where they don't belong, but we can't touch that saloon. They got us on pact, and we break pact, the Rats will break us." He starts swatting at the radio to get it to work.

"I guess your right, it's a shame, we're the only "Raiders" in our group that can step foot in there. If it wernt for the agreement we might actually be able to get some of their goods." The woman said with a sigh.
The van sat parked for a minute or two, preparing to drive off.

[San Lumen]

"Oh The nightshift." Vixen had a tired look on his face.

"How are things Vixen? Its been awhile." Leo asked.

[Low bloods]

"Oh The nightshift." Vixen had a tired look on his face.

"How are things Vixen? Its been awhile." Leo asked.

"Slow and sketchy." Vixen nods seemingly about to pass out.

[San Lumen]

"How are things Vixen? Its been awhile." Leo asked.

"Slow and sketchy." Vixen nods seemingly about to pass out.

"everything ok my friend." Leo asked concerned

[Valentine Z]

"Next invasion? From who? I'll just tell you this, amigo, if you need our help, we'll be glad to hand it to ya." the Queen said. "Anyways, you want a meal too? My blood elf amiga is hosting her own fast food stand across the way."

Well, if you would like to, I always welcome an extra hand. Demonic invasion, is what I am saying. And I got a great communicator for them.
- Field Marshal Jacob Dalston Sullivan Kelvin Jamil Donald Taylor Xavier Ryman Szőke Barnabás Axel

From his pocket dimension a la most game characters, he took out an extremely beefy and huge chainsaw. Slighty used with some blood on it.

[Low bloods]

"Slow and sketchy." Vixen nods seemingly about to pass out.

"everything ok my friend." Leo asked concerned

"I'm fine just half awake for the most part,
My sleeps is a bit far off." Vixen shook his head.

"Next invasion? From who? I'll just tell you this, amigo, if you need our help, we'll be glad to hand it to ya." the Queen said. "Anyways, you want a meal too? My blood elf amiga is hosting her own fast food stand across the way."

Well, if you would like to, I always welcome an extra hand. Demonic invasion, is what I am saying. And I got a great communicator for them.
- Field Marshal Jacob Dalston Sullivan Kelvin Jamil Donald Taylor Xavier Ryman Szőke Barnabás Axel

From his pocket dimension a la most game characters, he took out an extremely beefy and huge chainsaw. Slighty used with some blood on it.

"Eh, just as long as I'm not on the receiving end, and I've been on the wrong end of those things. Oh the pain." He said as he pats a scar on his shoulder."

[Valentine Z]

"Eh, just as long as I'm not on the receiving end, and I've been on the wrong end of those things. Oh the pain." He said as he pats a scar on his shoulder."

As long as you didn't invade Earth, and are not in cahoots with UAC, we can be friends. Don't know them? Good. I might be too angry to die, but I don't kill indiscriminately. Just the ones that invade us and tried to kill us.
- Field Marshal Jacob Dalston Sullivan Kelvin Jamil Donald Taylor Xavier Ryman Szőke Barnabás Axel

[New Wolvers]

In the meanwhile, Mark was finishing his glass of cider and looked upon Holly and Jacob
Say, by who exactly Valentin got their armor? It looks quite cool and I would like to contact them for, well, reenactment purposes of my country.

[Valentine Z]

In the meanwhile, Mark was finishing his glass of cider and looked upon Holly and Jacob
Say, by who exactly Valentin got their armor? It looks quite cool and I would like to contact them for, well, reenactment purposes of my country.

Ahh, it was custom-built for him, given his size. These armors took a few weeks to months to make, to make sure that no radiation would leak from the inside, and the radiation converters to a type of energy that vitalizes the people around him.
- Field Marshal Jacob Dalston Sullivan Kelvin Jamil Donald Taylor Xavier Ryman Szőke Barnabás Axel

(It was kinda hard to find that too, after a few days. I was looking for a full body armor with face hidden, background blurred, and maybe a silvery-bluish tint).

[Low bloods]

"Eh, just as long as I'm not on the receiving end, and I've been on the wrong end of those things. Oh the pain." He said as he pats a scar on his shoulder."

As long as you didn't invade Earth, and are not in cahoots with UAC, we can be friends. Don't know them? Good. I might be too angry to die, but I don't kill indiscriminately. Just the ones that invade us and tried to kill us.
- Field Marshal Jacob Dalston Sullivan Kelvin Jamil Donald Taylor Xavier Ryman Szőke Barnabás Axel

"I pick up odd jobs, but never been in wars,
Well, pointless ones that were out of petty arguments... unless I got a bone to pick with the opposing side." Blood nods "You seem like my type of guy, a rage filled soul."