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Vaeruio
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Founded: Dec 07, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Vaeruio » Tue Jan 08, 2019 4:21 pm

While a the dig eating the cat was being eaten by a screaming marshmallow, which lead too...
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Semparia
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Founded: Oct 12, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Semparia » Tue Jan 08, 2019 4:24 pm

God going screw it, and preparing a large lighting bolt which should do "a lotta damage"
It has literally been 2 years since I last played this game. Hopefully now I RP better.
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Hmong-Miao
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Founded: Nov 30, 2018
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Postby Hmong-Miao » Tue Jan 08, 2019 7:07 pm

but God doesn't exist, so people wonder who make this lightning bolt. Turns out it was.........
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Belgaam
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Postby Belgaam » Tue Jan 08, 2019 7:13 pm

...a 3 year old girl from Russia who slapped her teacher at nursery school because...
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Cabo Corelli
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Postby Cabo Corelli » Tue Jan 08, 2019 9:12 pm

...she deserved it.

Meanwhile, in a basement under a temple in Vientiane, the sleepy capital city of Laos, some ancient, long-forgotten evil was stirring, preparing to wake up and leave it's mark upon the world.
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Marshal I
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Postby Marshal I » Tue Jan 08, 2019 9:14 pm

But then a squirrel emerged out of the temple, and was beloved by the people
bark, bark, I'm a squirrel
-Marshal of The Squirrel Island ran by Marshal I
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Cabo Corelli
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Postby Cabo Corelli » Tue Jan 08, 2019 9:17 pm

Marshal I wrote:But then a squirrel emerged out of the temple, and was beloved by the people

Before long, the Vientiane Squirrel had grown to be 8-foot tall, and had amassed a worldwide following. She taught her adherents all kinds of deep lessons on how to reach enlightenment, such as "never use 'facebook' as a verb" and...
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Marshal I
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Postby Marshal I » Tue Jan 08, 2019 9:19 pm

Pray to the Oak tree five times a day. But one day, a man who did not believe the squirrel...
bark, bark, I'm a squirrel
-Marshal of The Squirrel Island ran by Marshal I
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Cabo Corelli
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Postby Cabo Corelli » Tue Jan 08, 2019 9:23 pm

...tried to kill her with a 3ft sword. However, before, he could strike, she turned her head to him and peered right into his soul with her emerald eyes. And lo, he spontaneously turned into a havarti shrub, and there was much rejoicing.
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BlazingAngel
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Libertarian Police State

Postby BlazingAngel » Tue Jan 08, 2019 9:25 pm

But then...
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Rub some aloe vera on your neck and perform chest compressions on yourself for about 30 times per minutes. Then wrap the fuck out of your right arm with a saran wrap. Lastly, rub your nipples for shock management. Paramedics approved

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Cabo Corelli
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Postby Cabo Corelli » Tue Jan 08, 2019 9:26 pm

...the friends of the non-believer started weeping, and begged the Vientiane Squirrel to turn their friend back into a human. She told them she would only do this if they...
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Endem
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Postby Endem » Wed Jan 09, 2019 5:04 am

Did the impossible exactly five times a day ...
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The Sakhalinsk Empire
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Founded: Jan 27, 2018
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Postby The Sakhalinsk Empire » Wed Jan 09, 2019 5:12 am

And so they began to climb Mount Everest without oxygen masks. The Squirrel gave them immortality and was not impressed, so he/she/it told them to...
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Cul-Ed-Sac
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Founded: Oct 28, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby Cul-Ed-Sac » Wed Jan 09, 2019 5:29 am

pick potatoes from a palm tree in China, fry them, and bring these to the owner of a
C H I C K E N ! ! !
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The Sakhalinsk Empire
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Founded: Jan 27, 2018
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Postby The Sakhalinsk Empire » Wed Jan 09, 2019 5:30 am

farm in Antarctica. Magically they did it so the Squirrel
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Endem
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Postby Endem » Wed Jan 09, 2019 7:54 am

... turned that guy in human and 5 hours later in bush again, when they came complaining the Squirel said ...
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Vaeruio
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Founded: Dec 07, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Vaeruio » Wed Jan 09, 2019 8:22 am

"Bye." And the squirrel disintegrated them, but then..
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Barratistan
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Founded: Sep 06, 2018
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Postby Barratistan » Wed Jan 09, 2019 8:49 am

someone took a fat shit...
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West Leas Oros 2
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Postby West Leas Oros 2 » Wed Jan 09, 2019 9:10 am

Barratistan wrote:someone took a fat shit...

Right on a homeless man’s head.
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Endem
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Postby Endem » Wed Jan 09, 2019 9:39 am

...Which just happened to be a very distant relative to someone famous, precisely...
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San Lumen
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Founded: Jul 02, 2009
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby San Lumen » Wed Jan 09, 2019 9:42 am

Supreme Chancellor of the Galaxy Morgan Freeman who was meeting with Lunar President Neil DeGrasse Tyson over the issue of...
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Belgaam
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Founded: Aug 22, 2015
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Postby Belgaam » Wed Jan 09, 2019 9:47 am

..a Ukrainian dancer punching Vladimir Putin and telling him that he was such a...
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Cabo Corelli
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Founded: Aug 08, 2018
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Postby Cabo Corelli » Wed Jan 09, 2019 10:49 am

...bigot. Meanwhile, in the catacombs beneath the Kremlin...
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Endem
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Founded: Aug 19, 2018
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Postby Endem » Wed Jan 09, 2019 10:58 am

... zombie Stalin and zombie Lenin were conducting experiments on zombie Trotsky while he was singing ...
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Baddo Darklands
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Founded: Jan 03, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Baddo Darklands » Wed Jan 09, 2019 12:23 pm

the song "Wheelie bin is hungry" out loud in the middle of...
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