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by Cupofchar » Thu May 10, 2018 3:22 pm
by Hazukenia » Thu May 10, 2018 7:43 pm
JONOJ, THE DEVIL DIES IN ENDGAME
by Stiltball » Fri May 11, 2018 12:13 am
by Hazukenia » Fri May 11, 2018 12:24 am
JONOJ, THE DEVIL DIES IN ENDGAME
by Stiltball » Fri May 11, 2018 12:35 am
by Hazukenia » Fri May 11, 2018 12:38 am
JONOJ, THE DEVIL DIES IN ENDGAME
by Myfanwyski » Fri May 11, 2018 1:18 am
by Ther Sul Citzpacia » Fri May 11, 2018 2:13 am
by Jerzylvania » Fri May 11, 2018 7:29 am
Ther Sul Citzpacia wrote:strange things like hair and raw beans mulched into a chunky yakkum dribbled and feel from his furry chin. Charlie tried to hold back the the urge to vomit but to no avail. The gush of the contents of yesterday's dinner intermingled with the repulsive mulch and fur to transform the cat into a sorry looking snoopy. How? who cared, it was friends reunited after all these hours. They hugged, ignoring the wretched stuff that adorned the dog.
by Stiltball » Fri May 11, 2018 1:17 pm
by The Federation of Kendor » Fri May 11, 2018 4:03 pm
Stiltball wrote:she said 'Neigh, Neigh and thrice times Nay!' calling upon the inspiration of Frankie Howard in the vain hope that she could alter the course of... POP!....the transformation was complete, she wasn't a horse but a cantankerous zebra.'Stripes, effing stripes, I just don't suit stripes, does my arse look fat in this?' said her equinehorse, who promptly hit the hay. The brays from the stall were music to the ears of....
North Korean Russia wrote:"I am God! You are powerless against me! I am so awesome that when I play basketball I always get four points per shot!" -Kim Jong-Putin.
Independant Nations and Guilds wrote:Their founder turned into an eagle and flew into the sun before being burned to death. This is what their flag really means, and any other attempt at explanation of its meaning is ignored in favor of this explanation.
by Jerzylvania » Fri May 11, 2018 5:56 pm
The Federation of Kendor wrote:Stiltball wrote:she said 'Neigh, Neigh and thrice times Nay!' calling upon the inspiration of Frankie Howard in the vain hope that she could alter the course of... POP!....the transformation was complete, she wasn't a horse but a cantankerous zebra.'Stripes, effing stripes, I just don't suit stripes, does my arse look fat in this?' said her equinehorse, who promptly hit the hay. The brays from the stall were music to the ears of....
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by The Federation of Kendor » Sat May 12, 2018 12:38 am
North Korean Russia wrote:"I am God! You are powerless against me! I am so awesome that when I play basketball I always get four points per shot!" -Kim Jong-Putin.
Independant Nations and Guilds wrote:Their founder turned into an eagle and flew into the sun before being burned to death. This is what their flag really means, and any other attempt at explanation of its meaning is ignored in favor of this explanation.
by The Foxes Swamp » Sat May 12, 2018 1:02 am
by Hazukenia » Sat May 12, 2018 1:03 am
JONOJ, THE DEVIL DIES IN ENDGAME
by Myfanwyski » Sat May 12, 2018 3:36 am
by Xebavwe » Sat May 12, 2018 4:10 am
by The Foxes Swamp » Sat May 12, 2018 4:13 am
by Xebavwe » Sat May 12, 2018 4:16 am
by Talchyon » Sat May 12, 2018 5:21 am
Xebavwe wrote:A nervous man then replied while pointing "over there??" The strange man then looked and whispered to his ear.....
Louisianan wrote:Talchyon has great comedic writing, that is true.
by The Federation of Kendor » Sat May 12, 2018 6:31 am
North Korean Russia wrote:"I am God! You are powerless against me! I am so awesome that when I play basketball I always get four points per shot!" -Kim Jong-Putin.
Independant Nations and Guilds wrote:Their founder turned into an eagle and flew into the sun before being burned to death. This is what their flag really means, and any other attempt at explanation of its meaning is ignored in favor of this explanation.
by Myfanwyski » Sat May 12, 2018 7:52 am
by Cupofchar » Sat May 12, 2018 2:54 pm
by Jerzylvania » Sat May 12, 2018 5:36 pm
Cupofchar wrote:the last bottle of port was being drunk and Albus Dumbledore was going for a winning canon."Ahem!" affirmed the old salt, he distracted the old wizard enough to ruin the shot. The cue dug into the baize and carved a channel to the ball which proceeded to find safety in the pocket. That was enough for the wand to be called upon to turn the Captain into a Football mascot. Potter laughed as the sea dog had been transformed into.....
by The Federation of Kendor » Sat May 12, 2018 9:36 pm
Jerzylvania wrote:Cupofchar wrote:the last bottle of port was being drunk and Albus Dumbledore was going for a winning canon."Ahem!" affirmed the old salt, he distracted the old wizard enough to ruin the shot. The cue dug into the baize and carved a channel to the ball which proceeded to find safety in the pocket. That was enough for the wand to be called upon to turn the Captain into a Football mascot. Potter laughed as the sea dog had been transformed into.....
the mascot of the Portland Sea dogs! Wow. What a transformation! The local Mainers never batted an eye and mumbled there was a Pet Cemetery nearby where all the old mascots were also buried. It was getting dark, but we decided to go there. We asked a drab gas station attendant for directions. He said...
North Korean Russia wrote:"I am God! You are powerless against me! I am so awesome that when I play basketball I always get four points per shot!" -Kim Jong-Putin.
Independant Nations and Guilds wrote:Their founder turned into an eagle and flew into the sun before being burned to death. This is what their flag really means, and any other attempt at explanation of its meaning is ignored in favor of this explanation.
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