CONTINUE the STORY - the sequel.

[Greater Catarapania]

Vulkan from the TTS Imperium showed up and started killing people with hugs and *SNAPCRACK* TALKIN' LOIK A ROIGHT PROPPA' WARBOSS, 'E DID!

[The Federation of Kendor]

Vulkan from the TTS Imperium showed up and started killing people with hugs and *SNAPCRACK* TALKIN' LOIK A ROIGHT PROPPA' WARBOSS, 'E DID!

Then, Khan came and

[Xebavwe]

Went on a rampage, while.........

[Tondo Federation]

drinking champagne privately. After his mischievous adventures, CJ arrived from Liberty City and used the cheat codes BAGUVIX and UZUMYMW, which makes him immortal and have OP weapons. CJ also activated FULLCLIP so that he can cause mischief forever. Then

[Myfanwyski]

as the world yo-yo championship was taking place. There is a new category this year using VR yo-yos. Froggo and some other characters which had escaped from arcade games decide to enter. Other entries included...

[Xebavwe]

CJ, Sonic, Mario, Shrek, Kratos, Khan, Snoopy, Trump, a Duck, Arnold, Lenin, Niko, Yodeling Walmart Boi, Orange shirt kid, Big smoke, a Hunky Filipino Boi, Stalin, and Allah...

[Tondo Federation]

As they competed, a tenth of the entries failed. But Jesus Christ suddenly came back to the world, and

[Xebavwe]

Rekt all of them and said....

[Tondo Federation]

"I literally came here as a thief in the night. Oh well, you boys are coming to heaven with me now. Except for those who believe that I am not Lord in their lives, then you just stay here until I return in the next 4000 years or so. Bye boys!" so Jesus and his followers ascended into Heaven, where they relaxed and chilled there for the rest of eternity. "Dang!" said CJ "I wish I became a Christian again." "Don't worry brother" said Lenin "I bet Hell is better once I meet my homeboy Dolphy Hitler and Genghis Khan". Stalin then replied,

[Greater Catarapania]

"I think it's time to get rid of this awful mustache."

[Tondo Federation]

So Stalin went to the nearest barbershop in Grove Street, just to realize that the barber went to Heaven with Jesus. "Cyka!" said Stalin "Now how are we supposed to have fun here in the world, since that Jesus cyka ascended with his followers to Heaven!?" "I have an idea!" said Karl Marx

[Greater Catarapania]

And promptly ate both of his shoes.

[Stiltball]

stopping when he really they were in fact Lenin's interview shoes, burping and saying 'never have I tasted such luxurious footwear you Bourgeious bastard . Lenin was taken aback and Trotsky tried to intervene, too late, he got an icepick in his eye. Lenin then suggested they all go out for some beers and a Mexican. Stalin began to chill and regailed the cantina with tales of his Georgian childhood. The waiters on duty that day Che Guevara, Simon Bolivar and Francisco de Miranda kept earwigging on his tales as the beer and tequilas flowed. On their break the 3 Amigos discussed what was said and decided a revolutionary existance as for them


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[Tondo Federation]

"WHAT THE HELL?" said Lenin, with immense anger "I BOUGHT THESE SHOES AT GUCCI YOU NITWIT!" "What did you say to me, bruder?" said Marx "I am the father of socialism, with my mate Engels. If you want a fight, I'll give you a fight poor boy!" So Lenin and Marx beat up each other. Marx gave up, because of Lenin's training in martial arts. "And that is why I told you not to eat my shoes you nincompoop." Meanwhile in Mexico, Trotsky and his homegirl Frida Kahlo chilling and drinking tequila.

[The Federation of Kendor]

"WHAT THE HELL?" said Lenin, with immense anger "I BOUGHT THESE SHOES AT GUCCI YOU NITWIT!" "What did you say to me, bruder?" said Marx "I am the father of socialism, with my mate Engels. If you want a fight, I'll give you a fight poor boy!" So Lenin and Marx beat up each other. Marx gave up, because of Lenin's training in martial arts. "And that is why I told you not to eat my shoes you nincompoop." Meanwhile in Mexico, Trotsky and his homegirl Frida Kahlo chilling and drinking tequila.

Suddenly, Ernesto de la Cruz comes and start singing

[Greater Catarapania]

The Macarena.

[Stiltball]

and then 'Don't cry for me Argentina' in a dress taken from Eva Peron's wardrobe. He was singing to the casting panel, who had just happened to convene at that cantina, for a role in Evita. They shook their head, it wouldn't do - the dress was out as it was 2 sizes too small.

[Jerzylvania]

and then 'Don't cry for me Argentina' in a dress taken from Eva Peron's wardrobe. He was singing to the casting panel, who had just happened to convene at that cantina, for a role in Evita. They shook their head, it wouldn't do - the dress was out as it was 2 sizes too small.

Just at that moment Charlie Brown slammed open That Cantina's doors and strode on in brandishing several assault weapons. The room went silent as he screamed "I want my dead fuckin' dog's body! I want Snoopy's body... right fucking NOW ...or everybody in this place dies!" He began firing the weapons aimlessly then asked "are there any questions?"

[Xebavwe]

Then a mysterious man stood up, wearing a huge hat to cover up his face and a cape that covers up his body. Nervous, Charlie Brown said "Who are you?" and as the man slowly takes off his hat, he was revealed to be.....none other than.....

[San Lumen]

Supreme Chancellor of the Galaxy Morgan Freeman who proceeded to announce...

[United States of Natan]

The annexation of the neighboring galaxy, named...

[Jerzylvania]

The annexation of the neighboring galaxy, named...

a dancing pink Hippo as the new envoy to the Twilight Zone as Charlie Brown took aim at Freeman and blew his skull clean off. He shouted defiantly "Any more goddamn questions, you pansies?" With that he put a gun to the head of the best looking woman in the bar and exclaimed "She dies if I don't see my dog's rotting corpse in front of me in five minutes! NOW GET ME MY DOG SNOOPY!" All of sudden he begins to sob and says...

[Xebavwe]

"JUST TELL ME, WHERE'S MY DOG....I just want to see him..." Then Morgan Freeman came back to life and said "He is no longer with us"...

[Jerzylvania]

"JUST TELL ME, WHERE'S MY DOG....I just want to see him..." Then Morgan Freeman came back to life and said "He is no longer with us"...

Charlie Brown, now composed, turns and makes a quick phone call. He next shows his ID revealing he's CIA and has called in a massive napalm air strike on these coordinates.
Charlie says "I love my good and plenty" and then grabs a nearby Harley and speeds away. Explosions and flames are seen in his rear view mirror as he comes upon a dog's body lying in the road that has been run over by a gas truck. It's...

[Myfanwyski]

sodding Lassie. 'Which creep is knocking off, or in this case over, A-list dawgs?' emoted Charlie who then gazed into the distance where he spied......