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[NSG Senate] Daily Life in Elizia: Scuffle in the Sea

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[NSG Senate] Daily Life in Elizia: Scuffle in the Sea

Postby NSG Senate Administrators » Fri Jun 24, 2016 12:50 pm

The NSG Senate
The Worst State of a Republic


An Introduction
Welcome to the NSG Senate. This is democracy at its worst.

In brief, we are a character-driven and dynamic government simulation roleplay where you will be a politician in the fictional nation of Elizia, where your actions and the actions of your fellow senators will shape the present and the future of the country, for the better or the worse. Will you choose to be a good and trustworthy representative or will you rise to power through backhanded maneuvers and shady deals? Will you be a crossbencher? A minister? Even a general?

Founded by Denecaep and maintained by chief admin (OP) Maklohi Vai and co-admins (co-OPs) Britanno 3, Zurkerx, Merizoc and Arkolon, our roleplay has existed in several iterations for over three years, and we are the non-NS political RP.

Where do I get started?
First off, there's the Senate Lobby which is our OOC thread , where we discuss about everything related to the roleplay, and sometimes even things that aren't. When needed, it also doubles as a thread where we can roleplay character interactions and other events that are RPed to occur in the legislative building's lobby. Then, there's the Coffee Shop where we propose bills for peer scrutiny and have lively debates on them. The third and arguably most important thread is the Senate Chamber, where we debate bills right before they come to a vote, and cast our ballots to decide whether a bill passes or fails. We also have a thread for applications to join the senate, where you let us know which party you want to join and register a new party should you choose to create one. And last but not least Daily Life in Elizia, your current location and where all roleplay that does not happen in the legislative building goes, whether it be a bus ride, a television broadcast or a neo-fascist terrorist attack.

Who are you people?
OOC Administration
OP ("Head Admin") - Maklohi Vai
Co-OPs ("Co-Admins") - Britanno 3, Zurkerx, Merizoc, Arkolon
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Postby Social Democrat Hunchakian Party » Fri Jun 24, 2016 12:52 pm

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Postby Social Democrat Hunchakian Party » Fri Jun 24, 2016 12:56 pm

Two hours later he emerges from the office's entrance with a newspaper tucked under his arm.

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Postby Collatis » Fri Jun 24, 2016 12:58 pm

An airplane lands at Elizian National Airport. A Dagmari man exits and takes in his surroundings. "I like this place better already," he says with a smile.

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Postby Not a Bang but a Whimper » Fri Jun 24, 2016 3:01 pm

The entire nation of Britain arrives after their vacation in the EU.
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Postby Maklohi Vai » Fri Jun 24, 2016 4:06 pm

A Tibetan man eats a bowl of curry.
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President of Aurentina Wulukuno Porunalakai; Leader, Progress Coa.

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Postby Skappola » Fri Jun 24, 2016 4:08 pm

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Postby Arkolon » Sat Jun 25, 2016 12:51 pm

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Postby The Sarian » Sun Jun 26, 2016 3:06 am

Maklohi Vai wrote:A Tibetan man eats a bowl of curry.

A man on the street wonders where his dog has disappeared to.
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The Sarian wrote:
Maklohi Vai wrote:A Tibetan man eats a bowl of curry.

A man on the street wonders where his dog has disappeared to.

Oh come now.
"For the glory of our people, we govern our nation freely. For the glory of Polynesia, we help and strengthen our friends. For the glory of the earth, we do not destroy what it has bestowed upon us."
Demonym: Vaian
-Kamanakai Oa'a Pani, first president of Maklohi Vai
-6.13/-8.51 - as of 7/18
Hosted: MVBT 1; WBC 27; Friendly Cups 7, 9; (co-) NSCAA 5
Former President, WBC; WBC Councillor
Senator Giandomenico Abruzzi, Workers Party of Galatea
Administrator
Former:
Head Administrator
Beto Goncalves, Chair, CTA
Abraham Kamassi, Chair, Labour Party of Elizia
President of Calaverde Eduardo Bustamante; Leader, LDP
President of Baltonia Dovydas Kanarigis; Leader, LDP
President of Aurentina Wulukuno Porunalakai; Leader, Progress Coa.

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Postby Kumpalan Autonomis » Sun Jun 26, 2016 9:42 pm

Two men dressed in black throw bricks threw a bank's window, then throw some firecrackers inside.
Autonomist Groups -- The Insurrectionist Spectre haunting Elizia

[Revolution is] easy. You can do it by yourself, or with a bunch of trusted comrades. You don't need to have great means or technical competence. The capital is vulnerable, if you are determined to act. -Alfredo M. Bonanno

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Postby The Florists Union » Sun Jun 26, 2016 9:44 pm

Kumpalan Autonomis wrote:Two men dressed in black throw bricks threw a bank's window, then throw some firecrackers inside.

Seven burly members of the Florist's Union emerge from the bank and tell them to stop making the working man's life harder.

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Postby Skappola » Sun Jun 26, 2016 9:46 pm

Arkolon wrote:A comet is sighted.

Nationalist rebels rise up throughout the country while the president wishes everyone had comet sense.
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Postby Social Democrat Hunchakian Party » Sun Jun 26, 2016 9:46 pm

A lease sign appears on the former the office of the Social Demorat Hunchakian Party's Elizia branch.

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Postby Kumpalan Autonomis » Sun Jun 26, 2016 9:48 pm

Social Democrat Hunchakian Party wrote:A lease sign appears on the former the office of the Social Demorat Hunchakian Party's Elizia branch.


Three autonomists peer through the window, scoping out the building as a potential squat.
Autonomist Groups -- The Insurrectionist Spectre haunting Elizia

[Revolution is] easy. You can do it by yourself, or with a bunch of trusted comrades. You don't need to have great means or technical competence. The capital is vulnerable, if you are determined to act. -Alfredo M. Bonanno

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Postby Kumpalan Autonomis » Sun Jun 26, 2016 9:49 pm

The Florists Union wrote:
Kumpalan Autonomis wrote:Two men dressed in black throw bricks threw a bank's window, then throw some firecrackers inside.

Seven burly members of the Florist's Union emerge from the bank and tell them to stop making the working man's life harder.


The anonymous attackers retreat, outnumbered and without weapons.
Autonomist Groups -- The Insurrectionist Spectre haunting Elizia

[Revolution is] easy. You can do it by yourself, or with a bunch of trusted comrades. You don't need to have great means or technical competence. The capital is vulnerable, if you are determined to act. -Alfredo M. Bonanno

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Postby Ethane » Tue Jun 28, 2016 11:38 am

Not a Bang but a Whimper wrote:The entire nation of Britain arrives after their vacation in the EU.

The residents wonder why so many Brits are arriving.
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Postby Stormaen » Tue Jun 28, 2016 12:22 pm

A local man sells some Polex watches to the British tourists for <local currency equivalent to £6>.
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Postby Arkolon » Tue Jun 28, 2016 12:43 pm

Stormaen wrote:A local man sells some Polex watches to the British tourists for <local currency equivalent to £6>.

A man wonders how the local merchant makes a profit if his retail price is worth a quarter of a złoty.
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Postby Irona » Tue Jun 28, 2016 2:21 pm

Arkolon wrote:A comet is sighted.

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Postby New Antegria II » Tue Jun 28, 2016 2:21 pm

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Postby Froiiland » Tue Jun 28, 2016 9:49 pm

A young boy steals a loaf of bread. "Gotcha nose!" He yells before tripping with the bread inhand.

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