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NSG Senate Coffee Shop: We don't serve decaf

Postby NSG Senate Administrators » Fri Dec 12, 2014 8:22 pm

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The NSG Senate
The Worst State of a Republic

〉 An Introduction
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Welcome to the NSG Senate. This is democracy at its worst.

In brief, we are a character-driven and dynamic government simulation roleplay where you will be a politician in the fictional tropical nation of Calaverde, where your actions and the actions of your fellow senators will shape the present and the future of the country, for the better or the worse. Will you choose to be a good and trustworthy representative or will you rise to power through backhanded maneuvers and shady deals? Will you be a crossbencher? A minister? Even a general?

Founded by Denecaep and maintained by chief admin (OP) Maklohi Vai and co-admins (co-OPs) Ainin, Beta Test, Malgrave, and Britanno 2 our roleplay has existed in several iterations for well over a year, and we are the non-NS political RP.

Where do I get started? 〈
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First off, there's the Senate Lobby, which is our OOC thread, where we discuss about everything related to the roleplay, and sometimes even things that aren't. When needed, it also doubles as a thread where we can roleplay character interactions and other events that are RPed to occur in the legislative building's lobby. Then, there's the Coffee Shop, which is where you are right now, where we propose bills for peer scrutiny and have lively debates on them. The third and arguably most important thread is the Senate Chamber, where we debate bills right before they come to a vote, and cast our ballots to decide whether a bill passes or fails. And last but not least, Daily Life in Placeholderstan, where all roleplay that does not happen in the legislative building goes, whether it be a bus ride, a television broadcast or a neo-fascist terrorist attack.


Link Repository 〈
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Senate Lobby
A discussion thread sometimes used for meeting RPs.
Mostly OOC. Sometimes IC.

Senate Coffee Shop « You are here.
Propose bills and debate others' here.
IC Thread, but Lenient on OOC Chat.

Senate Chamber
Where bills are submitted and voted upon.
Strictly In-Character

National Database
Tell us about yourself, your district, your pet goat, etc.
Strictly In-Character

Senate Archives
The Senate's newspaper of record. All passed laws go here.
Do Not Post.

Daily Life in Calaverde
Where all non-political roleplay and news go.
Strictly In-Character
〉 Who's Who?
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OOC Administration
OP ("Head Admin") - Maklohi Vai
Co-OPs ("Co-Admins") - Ainin, TBD, Malgrave, Beta Test

IC Government
President: Malgrave
Vice-President: Maklohi Vai

Prime Minister: Beta Test
Deputy Prime Minister: Collatis
Senate Speaker: Zurkerx

Minister of the Interior: Ainin
Minister of Foreign Affairs: Argentarino
Minister of Finance: Atlanticatia
Minister of Justice: Amuaplye
Minister of Defence: Heraklea-
Minister of Labour and Social Development: British Empire Strikes Back
Minister of Health: Oneracon
Minister of Education: Great Nepal
Minister of Environment and Energy: Gothmogs
Minister of Transport, Public Works and Urban Development: Ikania
Minister of Culture: Soviet Canuckistan
Minister of Commerce and Industry: Aviran
Minister of Agriculture and Rural Affairs: Sebastianbourg
Minister of Adrian Affairs: Union of the West


Interested? Apply here to join.
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Coffee sucks by the way.
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Ainin wrote:Coffee sucks by the way.

Tea rules.
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Postby Beta Test » Fri Dec 12, 2014 8:25 pm

*walks in*

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Postby Eastern Equestria » Fri Dec 12, 2014 8:25 pm

Ainin wrote:Coffee sucks by the way.


Bullshit. Coffee is delicious.

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Postby Argentarino » Fri Dec 12, 2014 8:31 pm

Eastern Equestria wrote:
Ainin wrote:Coffee sucks by the way.


Bullshit. Coffee is delicious.

Preaching to the choir! :D
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Hola, everyone!
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Postby Gothmogs » Fri Dec 12, 2014 8:47 pm

Maklohi Vai wrote:
Ainin wrote:Coffee sucks by the way.

Tea rules.

I second this.
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A caravan walks by.
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Postby The Union of the West » Fri Dec 12, 2014 8:54 pm

[Senator/MP/Whatever] Aaldrik van Reijnders walks in.

"Do you have decaf?"
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Postby The Nihilistic view » Fri Dec 12, 2014 9:06 pm

The Earl Grey walks in.

"Fuck this, where is my tea?"
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Postby Insaeldor » Fri Dec 12, 2014 9:15 pm

YetToBeNamedSenator walks in

"Screw your bullshit tea! Give me pure caffeine in liquid form!"
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Postby The Nihilistic view » Fri Dec 12, 2014 9:26 pm

Insaeldor wrote:YetToBeNamedSenator walks in

"Screw your bullshit tea! Give me pure caffeine in liquid form!"


"My dear fellow, tea has caffeine in it you know."
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Postby Gothmogs » Fri Dec 12, 2014 9:26 pm

Belmaria wrote:I drink only single malt liquor.

That explains why you tried to crash a plane into Maklohi's house. :p
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Postby Belmaria » Fri Dec 12, 2014 9:27 pm

Gothmogs wrote:
Belmaria wrote:I drink only single malt liquor.

That explains why you tried to crash a plane into Maklohi's house. :p

It was the progcoa building, for the record :p
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Postby Intermountain States » Fri Dec 12, 2014 9:27 pm

I prefer coffee made with the tears of Colombian farmers
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Postby The Nihilistic view » Fri Dec 12, 2014 9:28 pm

Gothmogs wrote:
Belmaria wrote:I drink only single malt liquor.

That explains why you tried to crash a plane into Maklohi's house. :p


Oh good times, that was a fun RP.
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Postby Nova Anglicana » Fri Dec 12, 2014 9:29 pm

Intermountain States wrote:I prefer coffee made with the tears of Colombian farmers


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Postby The Nihilistic view » Fri Dec 12, 2014 9:33 pm

Intermountain States wrote:I prefer coffee made with the tears of Colombian farmers


Who are paid in the Colombian Peso.........
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Postby Argentarino » Fri Dec 12, 2014 9:54 pm

Intermountain States wrote:I prefer coffee made with the tears of Colombian farmers

I prefer the tears of Honduran orphans, myself.
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Postby Beta Test » Fri Dec 12, 2014 10:01 pm

Belmaria wrote:
Gothmogs wrote:That explains why you tried to crash a plane into Maklohi's house. :p

It was the progcoa building, for the record :p

Same thing.
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Postby Ainin » Fri Dec 12, 2014 10:04 pm

Well technically it was a suburban residential block in Northwest Leishaagen.
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Postby Skeckoa » Fri Dec 12, 2014 10:26 pm

Real Caribbeans drink only coffee, rum, and breast milk (for the first 6 months of life) over the span of their entire lives.

*Takes a sip of coffee*... hmm, not srong enough. *adds Havana Club*
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Postby Ikania » Fri Dec 12, 2014 10:28 pm

Skeckoa wrote:Real Caribbeans drink only coffee, rum, and breast milk (for the first 6 months of life) over the span of their entire lives.

*Takes a sip of coffee*... hmm, not srong enough. *adds Havana Club*

*Habana Club, you English-speaking Heathen.

*chugs Rum*
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