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Postby Love of Valerie the Vampire Queen » Sun Feb 16, 2014 3:35 pm

Welcome to the lair of the 20 YEAR OLD Vampire Queen!!!!

This is the resting place of the cute and crazy vampire queen. A place so unsettling yet quite cozy. A place of magic, derpness, and strange qualities. Small bats hang from the roof staring at you as you walk further. A wisper speaks to you "Sit back, relax, and have a cookie or two Just don't get too close to your majesty's sharp teeth she is known for biting" <3

The queen "Hello every one, I am glad you all could come. Please take a seat and feel free to ask questions, or start a random conversation about how potatos are better in cheeseburgers. If I do not respond I am probably sleeping, if so I promise to respond to your posts when I awake."
WE LOVE MODERATORS, COME CHAT WITH US!!!!!

Please enjoy yourself and stay for a while and feel free to send your majesty a telegram after your done. Look at this as my version of an open house. Thanks for the idea RIP Leningrad Union ;)

Welcome to the lair of the 20 YEAR OLD Vampire Queen!!!!

This is the resting place of the cute and crazy vampire queen. A place so unsettling yet quite cozy. A place of magic, derpness, and strange qualities. Small bats hang from the roof staring at you as you walk further. A wisper speaks to you "Sit back, relax, and have a cookie or two Just don't get too close to your majesty's sharp teeth she is known for biting" <3

The queen "Hello every one, I am glad you all could come. Please take a seat and feel free to ask questions, or start a random conversation about how potatos are better in cheeseburgers. If I do not respond I am probably sleeping, if so I promise to respond to your posts when I awake."

WE LOVE MODERATORS, COME CHAT WITH US!!!!!

Please enjoy yourself and stay for a while and feel free to send your majesty a telegram after your done. Look at this as my version of an open house. Thanks for the idea RIP Leningrad Union ;)
Copy and Paste this in to your sig if you Love me or what i am about, you do not have to be bitten by me to actually use this.
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SCROLL ME FOR FACTS ABOUT REAL VAMPIRES (WE AINT YOUR STUPID TWILIGHT SPARKLY SEQUIN VAMPIRES):
VAMPIRES ...... only come out at night. Sunlight will kill a vampire, but only after three or four hours of exposure. Many vampires prefer to sleep in coffins by day, though they don't need to -- any dark place will do.... can cross running water. (Though many vampires believe that their soul will be trapped if they die in running water, hence the origin of the myth.)... are able to enter a house without being asked in. (But this myth does have its roots in fact -- see Book 3, "Tunnels Of Blood".)... do drink blood, usually by making a small cut with their nails (which are very sharp), but they only drink small amounts, and don't harm the people they drink from. If a vampire drinks too much of a person's blood, and kills them, he absorbs part of that person's spirit, and keeps some of their memories and personality traits alive.... do cast shadows, and they can see their reflection in mirrors.... can breathe out a special gas which knocks people out.... can hypnotise people, but this is rare, and they can usually only do it when they first become vampires, while their bodies are undergoing many strange changes.... can cure small cuts, by rubbing their spit into the wounds.... must drink a human's blood at least once a month to remain healthy.... can move at incredibly fast speeds, which they call "flitting".... are much stronger than humans. VAMPIRES ...... are not people who come back from the dead. They are often called "the walking dead" and "the undead", most probably because they like sleeping in coffins.... are not evil by nature. Crosses and holy water do not hurt them. Neither does garlic. They can enter churches.... don't live forever, but they do age at one-tenth the human rate. So, for every ten years that pass, they only grow one year older. (Half-vampires age at one-fifth the human rate.)... can't change shape, into bats or fog or rats or wolves. However, vampires are closely bonded with rats and bats and wolves. Some legends claim that vampires are descended from wolves, the same way that humans are descended from apes.... can't fly. Except in a plane! But most vampires are nervous fliers!!!!... don't bite people to suck out their blood. They don't have extra sharp fangs.... don't turn other people into vampires by drinking them dry, but by pumping their own blood into the person.... can't be photographed -- their atoms act strangely and their images can't be captured on film or video tape.... can't drink blood from cats or dogs, or from certain other animals, such as monkeys and frogs and snakes. If they do, the blood of these animals will make them sick. In some cases it will kill them.... are not immortal. A stake through the heart will kill a vampire, but so will a well placed bullet, or fire, or electricty, or a very nasty fall. They are tougher than humans, but far from indestructible.
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Postby New Pyrrhius » Sun Feb 16, 2014 3:58 pm

Thread secure. Stage Two in progress.
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Postby Love of Valerie the Vampire Queen » Sun Feb 16, 2014 3:58 pm

New Pyrrhius wrote:Thread secure. Stage Two in progress.

-nibbles on your ear- PYRRHIUS HELLO :hug:
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Postby New Pyrrhius » Sun Feb 16, 2014 4:01 pm

Love of Valerie the Vampire Queen wrote:
New Pyrrhius wrote:Thread secure. Stage Two in progress.

-nibbles on your ear- PYRRHIUS HELLO :hug:

Okay, I didn't need that ear anyway.
News of the Hour:
1000%!! I USED TO GIVE A FUCK
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I█████████████████].
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Postby Love of Valerie the Vampire Queen » Sun Feb 16, 2014 4:01 pm

New Pyrrhius wrote:
Love of Valerie the Vampire Queen wrote:-nibbles on your ear- PYRRHIUS HELLO :hug:

Okay, I didn't need that ear anyway.

lol hey Pyrrhius, how come you hardly ever talk on the RMB with the others?
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Postby Isles of the United Armed Forces » Sun Feb 16, 2014 5:38 pm

Well I see you have found out how to make your own forum :p
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Postby Love of Valerie the Vampire Queen » Sun Feb 16, 2014 5:40 pm

Isles of the United Armed Forces wrote:Well I see you have found out how to make your own forum :p

Yes I have known how to for a while now lol
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Postby Isles of the United Armed Forces » Sun Feb 16, 2014 5:47 pm

Love of Valerie the Vampire Queen wrote:
Isles of the United Armed Forces wrote:Well I see you have found out how to make your own forum :p

Yes I have known how to for a while now lol

Just make sure you don't get too carried away with forum making or you could get in trouble. Last thing I need is some one banning you and me hearing about it later :lol2:
-HELLO I AM NAVY GUNNER (SWCC) C.CLAUSEN-
I AM A PROUD MEMBER OF THE UNITED STATES NAVY
WHAT WAS MY JOB IN THE NAVY? CHECK THIS OUT!
About me:I am a working towards my job as a Navy SWCC Gunner and I am a proud American. I enjoy working along side my brothers and sisters in the corps and appreciate all of their hard work. I have a link at the bottom of my sig if you would like to find out more about me.
Interests: Physical training, Playing the guitar, Singing, guns, and Military.
My youtube gaming chanel:

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Postby Love of Valerie the Vampire Queen » Sun Feb 16, 2014 5:49 pm

Isles of the United Armed Forces wrote:
Love of Valerie the Vampire Queen wrote:Yes I have known how to for a while now lol

Just make sure you don't get too carried away with forum making or you could get in trouble. Last thing I need is some one banning you and me hearing about it later :lol2:

Dont worry i will make sur none of that happens.... or at least try to any way <3
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Postby Isles of the United Armed Forces » Sun Feb 16, 2014 5:51 pm

Love of Valerie the Vampire Queen wrote:
Isles of the United Armed Forces wrote:Just make sure you don't get too carried away with forum making or you could get in trouble. Last thing I need is some one banning you and me hearing about it later :lol2:

Dont worry i will make sur none of that happens.... or at least try to any way <3

Good, I should probably try and put the new regions map up before Dictationapore gets mad at me
-HELLO I AM NAVY GUNNER (SWCC) C.CLAUSEN-
I AM A PROUD MEMBER OF THE UNITED STATES NAVY
WHAT WAS MY JOB IN THE NAVY? CHECK THIS OUT!
About me:I am a working towards my job as a Navy SWCC Gunner and I am a proud American. I enjoy working along side my brothers and sisters in the corps and appreciate all of their hard work. I have a link at the bottom of my sig if you would like to find out more about me.
Interests: Physical training, Playing the guitar, Singing, guns, and Military.
My youtube gaming chanel:

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Postby Love of Valerie the Vampire Queen » Sun Feb 16, 2014 5:52 pm

Isles of the United Armed Forces wrote:
Love of Valerie the Vampire Queen wrote:Dont worry i will make sur none of that happens.... or at least try to any way <3

Good, I should probably try and put the new regions map up before Dictationapore gets mad at me

Yeah cause it mite be him that bites your head off instead of me xD
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Postby Ieperithem » Sun Feb 16, 2014 6:03 pm

Isles of the United Armed Forces wrote:Well I see you have found out how to make your own forum :p


Well, her own thread, at any rate. :p




New Pyrrhius wrote:Thread secure. Stage Two in progress.


*Withdraws binoculars from backpack*

*Watches NP's actions carefully*
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Postby Love of Valerie the Vampire Queen » Sun Feb 16, 2014 6:03 pm

Ieperithem wrote:
Isles of the United Armed Forces wrote:Well I see you have found out how to make your own forum :p


Well, her own thread, at any rate. :p




New Pyrrhius wrote:Thread secure. Stage Two in progress.


*Withdraws binoculars from backpack*

*Watches NP's actions carefully*

Yes -Nibbles on your ear- I WELCOME TOOOOOOO!!!!
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Postby Ieperithem » Sun Feb 16, 2014 6:05 pm

Luckily, binoculars do not require ears.
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Foreign Policy Neoconservative: 36.0%
Cultural conservative: 22.6%
"There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism. When I refer to hyphenated Americans, I do not refer to naturalized Americans. Some of the very best Americans I have ever known were naturalized Americans, Americans born abroad. But a hyphenated American is not an American at all."
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Postby Love of Valerie the Vampire Queen » Sun Feb 16, 2014 6:05 pm

Ieperithem wrote:Luckily, binoculars do not require ears.

lol wut -gives you a cookie to eat-
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Postby Punkvania » Sun Feb 16, 2014 6:09 pm

I could not find the lavatory. Good thing there are so many fountains in this lair.
I wanna take you
Take you way down
To my favorite place in town

x ṔṲℕḰⅤѦℕЇ∀ x

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Postby Love of Valerie the Vampire Queen » Sun Feb 16, 2014 6:10 pm

Punkvania wrote:I could not find the lavatory. Good thing there are so many fountains in this lair.

AHHHH dont use it in there :p Gross lol
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Postby Punkvania » Sun Feb 16, 2014 6:16 pm

Love of Valerie the Vampire Queen wrote:AHHHH dont use it in there :p Gross lol


Fear not my lady. After eating something strange I found in the parking garage last week my urine has been blue and smells like fresh cut grass. As far as I know this condition is not very contagious.
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I wanna take you
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To my favorite place in town

x ṔṲℕḰⅤѦℕЇ∀ x

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Postby Love of Valerie the Vampire Queen » Sun Feb 16, 2014 6:17 pm

Punkvania wrote:
Love of Valerie the Vampire Queen wrote:AHHHH dont use it in there :p Gross lol


Fear not my lady. After eating something strange I found in the parking garage last week my urine has been blue and smells like fresh cut grass. As far as I know this condition is not very contagious.

:rofl: Dammit thats funny. Oh and hey by the way your nation is pretty legit -Gives you a bag of cookies-
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Postby Punkvania » Sun Feb 16, 2014 6:25 pm

Love of Valerie the Vampire Queen wrote: Dammit thats funny. Oh and hey by the way your nation is pretty legit -Gives you a bag of cookies-


Thank you! Here is a $2 subway token and a macramé owl. I hope you know sign language because he is deaf.
I wanna take you
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To my favorite place in town

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Postby Love of Valerie the Vampire Queen » Sun Feb 16, 2014 6:27 pm

Punkvania wrote:
Love of Valerie the Vampire Queen wrote: Dammit thats funny. Oh and hey by the way your nation is pretty legit -Gives you a bag of cookies-


Thank you! Here is a $2 subway token and a macramé owl. I hope you know sign language because he is deaf.

My grandmother has one of those lol xD
and what am i supposed to do with this bus token?
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Postby Punkvania » Sun Feb 16, 2014 6:29 pm

Love of Valerie the Vampire Queen wrote:My grandmother has one of those lol xD
and what am i supposed to do with this bus token?


The owl likes riding public transport.
I wanna take you
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To my favorite place in town

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Postby Adderlingia » Sun Feb 16, 2014 6:29 pm

Well this is interesting.
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Postby Love of Valerie the Vampire Queen » Sun Feb 16, 2014 6:30 pm

Punkvania wrote:
Love of Valerie the Vampire Queen wrote:My grandmother has one of those lol xD
and what am i supposed to do with this bus token?


The owl likes riding public transport.

:rofl: lol Im gunna take the owel to go see a movie using this bus token
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Hello majesty and everybody, the Princess of the White Luna Coven has arrived!
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