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The Hakurei
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Postby The Hakurei » Sun Sep 27, 2026 7:14 pm

Rule 120: If you play games in ways not authorized by the school, it will automatically be authorized if you manage to do so without the knowledge of any admin staff for two years straight.

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Kuromistan
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Postby Kuromistan » Sun Sep 27, 2026 7:17 pm

Rule 121: If it is a game without a win condition, you must stop after 30 minutes or the class ends, whichever comes first
If it is a game with a win condition, you stop once you lose
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The Hakurei
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Postby The Hakurei » Sun Sep 27, 2026 8:07 pm

Rule 122: Rule 120 applies to 121, but only if you do so completely unnoticed.

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The Republic of the United Marble Tribes
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Postby The Republic of the United Marble Tribes » Sun Sep 27, 2026 8:26 pm

Rule 123: No pillow fights in classrooms
Welcome to The Republic of the United Marble Tribes! or Marbleland for short | PLS VISIT US, WE ARE VERY NICEeeeee;  Know more about us here! | #PrideoftheLeague #SPEARS | "I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made; your works are wonderful, I know that full well" Pslams 139:14 |  STRAIGHT/MALE


1. Africa or Europe or ANY OTHER CONTINENT as a country
2. FOOTBALL/SOCCER SUCKS, It is just 11 idiots kicking a ball around a green rectangle pitch! American football > Soccer
3. USA is da best country in the world!!!
4. Mocking God

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Xkerboan
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Postby Xkerboan » Mon Sep 28, 2026 5:41 am

124: The Pillow Fights are allowed in Hallways.
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uhh, do not know what else to add, just take my pronouns

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Neo Lunatea
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Postby Neo Lunatea » Mon Sep 28, 2026 6:39 am

Rule 125: Math students are expected to memorize 1-12 cubed as well as squared

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The Republic of the United Marble Tribes
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Postby The Republic of the United Marble Tribes » Mon Sep 28, 2026 6:43 am

Rule 126: An edit to Rule 124, Pillow Fights are now allowed in the Principal office.
Welcome to The Republic of the United Marble Tribes! or Marbleland for short | PLS VISIT US, WE ARE VERY NICEeeeee;  Know more about us here! | #PrideoftheLeague #SPEARS | "I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made; your works are wonderful, I know that full well" Pslams 139:14 |  STRAIGHT/MALE


1. Africa or Europe or ANY OTHER CONTINENT as a country
2. FOOTBALL/SOCCER SUCKS, It is just 11 idiots kicking a ball around a green rectangle pitch! American football > Soccer
3. USA is da best country in the world!!!
4. Mocking God

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Geraluden
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Left-Leaning College State

Postby Geraluden » Mon Sep 28, 2026 6:44 am

Rule 127: Run.
Been spendin' most our lives livin' in a Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Here's my political compass if you care: https://www.politicalcompass.org/analysis2?ec=-2.63&soc=-4.56
State-Controlled Media Policy is not canon. I'm doing what I can to get rid of it.
Most of my specific political beliefs aren't something I'm gonna explicitly tell you. You want to know where I stand on things, do your own research.
oh and by the way my country is pronounced like the word "paladin" but instead of "p" you say "jir" like "giraffe".

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The Hakurei
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Postby The Hakurei » Mon Sep 28, 2026 3:14 pm

Geraluden wrote:Rule 127: Run.

Rule 128: Any person who points out the contradiction between Rule 1 and Rule 127 is undoubtedly and epistemologically wrong.

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Vonum
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Postby Vonum » Tue Sep 29, 2026 3:10 pm

Rule 129: Rule 130 is non-existent but only on a Thursday
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Neo Lunatea
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Kuromistan
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Postby Kuromistan » Tue Sep 29, 2026 9:26 pm


Rule 131: The people in said picture shall only be referred to as
Brad (pink hair)
Chad (purple hair)
Vlad (green hair)
Thad (blonde hair)
Amad (blue hair)
Last edited by Kuromistan on Tue Sep 29, 2026 9:26 pm, edited 1 time in total.
...✨ Visit Kuromistan, we're cozy and comfy and chill AF ✨ ...
MT w/ more EVs and less AI | Pacifist, anti-gun, anti-WMD | Urban areas inspired by Japan | Rural areas inspired by Scandinavia
Economic Left/Right: -5.0 | Social Lib/Auth: -4.46 | Civ Class: 1.33 | Canon population: 10 million + (NS population/10000)
More Nation Info | TET Gender Factbook | KEEP AI OUT OF NS
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The Republic of the United Marble Tribes
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Postby The Republic of the United Marble Tribes » Tue Sep 29, 2026 9:31 pm

Rule 132: The name: "JE" is banned in school. (If you know, you know)
Welcome to The Republic of the United Marble Tribes! or Marbleland for short | PLS VISIT US, WE ARE VERY NICEeeeee;  Know more about us here! | #PrideoftheLeague #SPEARS | "I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made; your works are wonderful, I know that full well" Pslams 139:14 |  STRAIGHT/MALE


1. Africa or Europe or ANY OTHER CONTINENT as a country
2. FOOTBALL/SOCCER SUCKS, It is just 11 idiots kicking a ball around a green rectangle pitch! American football > Soccer
3. USA is da best country in the world!!!
4. Mocking God

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Yuzhnya
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Moralistic Democracy

Postby Yuzhnya » Wed Sep 30, 2026 12:14 am

Rule 133: No necromancy by summoning an evil warlock from the depths of hell.
"Prosperity is achieved united."
⯨YUZHNIAN PEOPLE'S FEDERATION⯩
Formerly Skorpiie
KRASNAYA•ZVEZDA | Safavin War reaches its 2nd year. |Columbian Vice-President reportedly called Yuzhnians offensive slur. |VMLO Defense Line construction finished.| ANB recieves major boost after recent terrorist attack wave | Malsaw International Hotel under siege by New White Army | 4 students killed in Hintuwan clashes | Yuzhniya joins International Socialist Volunteer Corps| Kingsland reports major recession |
This week‘s featured song: Vanguard • The Terrus Dictionary •  Factbooks • OOC • NS Stats were sent into exile to Kingsland.|•| Effortposting? Why not? • Today's Sentence: IT IS THE SPOOKY MONTH!!! • Playlist to add any song to! |•| (almost) All sentences of the day.

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Orlavia
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Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Orlavia » Wed Sep 30, 2026 12:16 am

Rule 134: Grizzly Bear *the band* shall perform on every Tuesday morning at 7:46:27 exactly.
Last edited by Orlavia on Wed Sep 30, 2026 12:17 am, edited 1 time in total.
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Glory to Orlavia! (Слава Орлавии!)
Citizen of Carcassonne

IC i’m a Marxist-Leninist one-party state, with some western flair *national religion, independent social media, etc etc.*. OOC i’m your average depressed Seattle and New York sports fan. Also a Radiohead superfan. FOR HYDRUS. My nation doesn’t reflect my views in real life, by the way.

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Neo Lunatea
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Postby Neo Lunatea » Wed Sep 30, 2026 6:22 am

Kuromistan wrote:

Rule 131: The people in said picture shall only be referred to as
Brad (pink hair)
Chad (purple hair)
Vlad (green hair)
Thad (blonde hair)
Amad (blue hair)


Chad is accurate for the purple haired one (Zakuro/Renee). She's my personal favorite and a canonical Christian, so:

Rule 135: A state of Chad is built in the middle of the school. Vandalizing it will get you school on the weekends for the rest of the year.

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The Republic of the United Marble Tribes
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Postby The Republic of the United Marble Tribes » Thu Oct 01, 2026 7:43 am

Rule 136: No sliding in hallways, except for Mondays, Thursdays and Fridays.
Last edited by The Republic of the United Marble Tribes on Fri Oct 02, 2026 2:36 am, edited 1 time in total.
Welcome to The Republic of the United Marble Tribes! or Marbleland for short | PLS VISIT US, WE ARE VERY NICEeeeee;  Know more about us here! | #PrideoftheLeague #SPEARS | "I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made; your works are wonderful, I know that full well" Pslams 139:14 |  STRAIGHT/MALE


1. Africa or Europe or ANY OTHER CONTINENT as a country
2. FOOTBALL/SOCCER SUCKS, It is just 11 idiots kicking a ball around a green rectangle pitch! American football > Soccer
3. USA is da best country in the world!!!
4. Mocking God

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The Sernetian Empire
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Right-wing Utopia

Postby The Sernetian Empire » Thu Oct 01, 2026 12:43 pm

rule 137: lockers are now made of glass
Polish-algerian muslim madman who lives in SE london, Arsenal supporter, I also am passionate about trains, I play nationstates and stepford county railway (roblox) and some stuff on switch. Location (where I live): London, UK
Sexuality: straight
Sernet is a large nation famous for its extensive rail network and our skyscrapers and tower blocks. Capital city: Sernetesen. Sernet is a space-capable state and maintains a network of terriories, but we're not your traditional earth-based empire (we are very benevolent). The nation is rich in history and culture and is extremely patriotic.
Mostly modern tech, except in some fields where we'd be PMT


#thepowerofsernet
The Sernetian Empire

Rest in peace OG Sernet - Sernet is back
NS stats were gunned down by anti-aircraft guns
News can't fit

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Kuromistan
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Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Kuromistan » Fri Oct 02, 2026 12:20 am

Rule 138: K-pop is only allowed if it comes from NORTH Korea
...✨ Visit Kuromistan, we're cozy and comfy and chill AF ✨ ...
MT w/ more EVs and less AI | Pacifist, anti-gun, anti-WMD | Urban areas inspired by Japan | Rural areas inspired by Scandinavia
Economic Left/Right: -5.0 | Social Lib/Auth: -4.46 | Civ Class: 1.33 | Canon population: 10 million + (NS population/10000)
More Nation Info | TET Gender Factbook | KEEP AI OUT OF NS
To anyone reading this: May you always be the recipient of the kindness you show others

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Orlavia
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Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Orlavia » Fri Oct 02, 2026 12:22 am

Rule 139: A portrait of Blessed Regent Sergey Taboritsky randomly shows up in the cafeteria.
People's Republic of Orlavia
Glory to Orlavia! (Слава Орлавии!)
Citizen of Carcassonne

IC i’m a Marxist-Leninist one-party state, with some western flair *national religion, independent social media, etc etc.*. OOC i’m your average depressed Seattle and New York sports fan. Also a Radiohead superfan. FOR HYDRUS. My nation doesn’t reflect my views in real life, by the way.

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Xkerboan
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Left-Leaning College State

Postby Xkerboan » Fri Oct 02, 2026 12:45 am

Rule 140: You are allowed to put up posters of the Great Trial in the school cafeteria.
Xkerboan
uhh, do not know what else to add, just take my pronouns

he/they

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The Republic of the United Marble Tribes
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Postby The Republic of the United Marble Tribes » Fri Oct 02, 2026 2:37 am

Rule 141: You must only use the metric system for measuring. Anything than that would result in hanging. The rules applies to EVERYONE, including the owners and principals
Welcome to The Republic of the United Marble Tribes! or Marbleland for short | PLS VISIT US, WE ARE VERY NICEeeeee;  Know more about us here! | #PrideoftheLeague #SPEARS | "I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made; your works are wonderful, I know that full well" Pslams 139:14 |  STRAIGHT/MALE


1. Africa or Europe or ANY OTHER CONTINENT as a country
2. FOOTBALL/SOCCER SUCKS, It is just 11 idiots kicking a ball around a green rectangle pitch! American football > Soccer
3. USA is da best country in the world!!!
4. Mocking God

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The Hakurei
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Postby The Hakurei » Fri Oct 02, 2026 6:39 pm

Orlavia wrote:Rule 139: A portrait of Blessed Regent Sergey Taboritsky randomly shows up in the cafeteria.

Any reference to Novosibirsk, Bukharin, or the Siberiade theme song (including playing it or writing it down as sheet music) will result in public flagellation.

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The Republic of the United Marble Tribes
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Postby The Republic of the United Marble Tribes » Sun Oct 04, 2026 7:35 pm

/bump
Welcome to The Republic of the United Marble Tribes! or Marbleland for short | PLS VISIT US, WE ARE VERY NICEeeeee;  Know more about us here! | #PrideoftheLeague #SPEARS | "I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made; your works are wonderful, I know that full well" Pslams 139:14 |  STRAIGHT/MALE


1. Africa or Europe or ANY OTHER CONTINENT as a country
2. FOOTBALL/SOCCER SUCKS, It is just 11 idiots kicking a ball around a green rectangle pitch! American football > Soccer
3. USA is da best country in the world!!!
4. Mocking God

✯ This NS-loving user
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Vonum
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Postby Vonum » Sun Oct 04, 2026 10:12 pm

Rule 143: Having a mobile phone in class is allowed, but only on Saturdays and Sundays
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